How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 246: Every holiday, there are people who envy those who travel. Why are they envious? They spend money to make trouble.
Chapter 246: Every holiday, there are people who envy those who travel. Why are they envious? They spend money to make trouble.
"It's a long story, so I'll keep it short."
Deep in the consciousness space, Yao Qingkong sat cross-legged on the ground dignifiedly. Opposite him was Hong Li, who was holding her chin in one hand and sitting with her body tilted.
If my mother, Lan Yuying, were here, she would definitely grab Hongli's ears and tell her that she was rude and had to sit up straight when talking to others.
But my mother is not here now, and Hongli is still free!
Besides, she is here to ask questions, and the other party is still suspected of scolding her. Well, there is no need to be polite at all!
Anyway, it’s not just once or twice that Hongli has secretly violated her mother’s teachings behind her back. Just revealing something casually is enough for her mother to scold her and make her cry...
In short, just don’t let this matter reach my mother’s ears!
The background sound is the wailing sound of purple mist, and a group of demonic figures are working tirelessly to help it loosen its muscles and bones. Don't ask where Purple Mist got its muscles and bones, just loosen them and that's it.
As for the other party’s words like “unfair”, “secret operation”, “I obviously answered first”, well, I can’t understand it, I can’t understand it, I don’t understand the language!
"Well..."
Hong Li glanced over there, and the demons reacted instantly - they still had the strength to shout, but they were hit too lightly!
"Ouch! Ouch! Ah! Stop fighting!"
"..."
The wailing gradually faded away, and Hongli sighed, showing a polite smile taught by her mother, and looked at Yao Qingkong.
"Okay, now calm down and you can start telling stories!"
"Uh..."
Yao Qingkong had a little cold sweat on his forehead, fearing that he would be pulled over to loosen his muscles and bones.
Are all children today so bad? I’m so angry!
"Well, I've heard it all before. As the leader of the Five Elements Sect, fellow Taoist, I've probably heard about my affairs with him, so I won't go into details."
Yao Qingkong sighed, adjusted his emotions, showed a reminiscing look, and spoke slowly.
"After going through some twists and turns, we finally got rid of our respective burdens and can live together freely.
Although we know this is an irresponsible behavior, we have done our best to contribute to the sect, and we took almost nothing with us when we left..."
"Ah, you don't need to explain this kind of thing to me."
Hongli waved her hand and said calmly: "I can understand."
"Uh..."
Yao Qingkong was stunned for a moment, a look of surprise flashed across his face, and he nodded and continued: "After that, we went to many places together.
The mountains and deep forests in the southwest, the beaches in the northwest, the snowy mountains and glaciers in the north, the plains in the east...
Together we have left many happy memories in every corner of the world...
Uh, sorry, I seem to have said a lot of useless nonsense..."
Yao Qingkong showed a embarrassed expression.
"Ah, it's not nonsense."
Hong Li waved her hand, with a little longing and envy flashing in her eyes. If she and Hei Yang also travel around the world after getting married... forget it!
Hong Li cruelly killed the longing in her eyes, revealing her dead fish eyes again.
Running around is so tiring, wandering outside is so painful, what should I do if I feel homesick in the middle of the night...
Not to mention, outsiders were unfamiliar with the place, and she and Hei Yang were so innocent and kind-hearted that they easily deceived the weak and weak. It would be really scary if they encountered some bad guys!
It’s scary to think about it. Look, isn’t there an example right in front of you? You wandered around the world, but something happened in the end?
Although I still don’t know what happened to the other party, I don’t need to think too much. Just seeing the other party alone is enough to explain everything!
If it were her, she would never be without Black Sun around her in the future. Black Sun is a necessity in life and the source of life!
Wait...
Hong Li frowned and looked at the dying purple mist beside her. Could that be the father of the child in front of her?
Hiss...
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"That, fellow Taoist?"
Yao Qingkong cautiously asked: "Then shall I continue? Or..."
"Oh, go on, I'm listening!"
Hongli came back to her senses and nodded: "Well, I wasn't distracted at all just now! Really!"
"Uh..."
Yao Qingkong sweated slightly on his forehead and continued speaking.
"It was a very happy time...or rather, it was the happiest time in my life!"
Yao Qingkong's eyes sparkled and her face was full of tenderness: "Later, we felt homesick and wanted to find a place to live.
It’s just that I grew up in the Yaowang Sect, and he is a child of the Five Elements Sect. We can’t go back, or in other words, we feel we have no shame to see them.”
Speaking of this, Yao Qingkong showed a complicated smile: "So, we thought about building a home for the two of us, where only we live together.
The Five Elements Sect and the Yaowang Sect are both in the southwest corner, so we might as well go to the northeast corner to settle down. Ha, it’s a bit naive, right?
But that’s what I was thinking at the time, I wanted to go to a place where no one knew us, as far away from the place we were familiar with as possible..."
"I can't understand..."
Hong Li muttered something in a low voice and shook her head helplessly.
She prefers to stay in familiar places and with familiar people. A small five-color city can tie her to Black Sun. No matter how far she goes, she will find a way to come back!
"Yeah, I don't know what we were thinking at the beginning, ha."
Yao Qingkong shook his head and smiled self-deprecatingly: "We settled down in the northeast corner and lived together happily every day. This has been more than two hundred years."
"Wow..."
Hongli's eyes widened, she had lived happily together for two hundred years. Her and Heiyang's combined ages were less than forty. Two hundred years is so long, it sounds enviable!
Well...she and Hei Yang will have their own home soon, and it will cost two hundred...no, two thousand...twenty thousand?
Oh, we have to stay together anyway, longer and longer!
"The days go by like this day by day, with occasional twists and turns. Under the hands of our two peak golden elixir stage monks, there can't be any big storms. At most, it can only be regarded as the spice of life."
Yao Qingkong smiled: "Just like that, naturally, one day, we suddenly wanted to have one or two children to inject new vitality into the family."
"Ah, give birth to a baby..."
Hongli showed her beady eyes, peeked around, leaned a little closer, and said furtively: "Well, what does it feel like to be pregnant? Will it be uncomfortable to give birth to a baby or something...
Well, don't get me wrong, we are not planning to have children now, that's right... just in case we change our minds or something in the future...
I'm still...a little bit scared, well, just a little scared!
So, do you have any good experience that we can learn from?"
"Ah... you are young... your cultivation and strength are so high... you are still the leader of the Five Elements Sect..."
Yao Qingkong showed a somewhat surprised expression: "Are you ready to get married? So early?"
"Oh, what's the morning?"
Hongli waved her hand and said speechlessly: "Don't worry about this, teach me some experience or something!"
"Uh, that..."
Yao Qingkong's eyes dimmed a bit, and he sighed: "I couldn't get pregnant with his child..."
"Ah this..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, lowered her voice, and asked doubtfully: "Whose problem is it? Is there no way to cure it?"
"No, it's not what you think."
Yao Qingkong waved his hand with a wry smile.
"At that time, he had reached the peak of the golden elixir stage and was on the verge of having to break through.
So he decided to survive the thunderstorm first and then have a child to avoid any accidents..."
"Well..."
Hongli said cautiously: "He failed?"
"How is it possible? How could a person as good as him fail?"
Yao Qingkong refused, with admiration appearing on his face: "He is the most outstanding man I have ever seen!"
"Hey, that's because you have little experience and have never seen my family..."
Hongli couldn't help but retort: "He should step back a little!"
"Who said that!"
Yao Qingkong frowned: "You have never seen him, otherwise..."
"I don't have to see other men at all!"
Hong Li interrupted and frowned: "Because it's definitely not as good as Mou Yang!"
"Impossible! He is the best!"
"You have to learn to accept it. After all, I can understand that not everyone has a perfect man like me!"
"I can't accept it, you are tampering with the facts!"
"Oh, it's obvious who is lying."
"You're lying!"
"You are the liar!"
"You, you, you..."
"What are you? Do you want to fight?"
Hong Li glared back fiercely, clapped her hands, and a bunch of demonic figures appeared beside her, looking at Yao Qingkong eagerly.
"I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language."
"Ah this, ah this..."
Yao Qingkong's eyes widened with a look of shock on his face: "You, you, you are cheating, you are using your power to bully others, you are bullying the weak!"
"Oh ho, so what?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows with an arrogant and proud look on her face: "I'm just using my power to bully others, right?"
"You, you, you..."
"What are you."
Hong Li snorted and smiled: "Now tell me, who is the most perfect man in the world!"
"You, you, you..."
Yao Qingkong's voice trembled: "It's too much to bully someone!"
"Hmph, tell me."
Hongli said proudly, "The certain Yang that Li owns is the most perfect man in the world!"
"..."
Yao Qingkong remained silent and looked away: "Humph!"
"Huh?"
Hongli's eyes widened: "The bones are quite hard!"
"Humph!"
Yao Qingkong snorted, she would rather die than obey, she would never betray...
"Hit me! Her bones are softened!"
Yao Qingkong: "???"
The demons: "Sigh, squeak, uh-huh, uh-huh..."
"Huh?"
Hongli smiled and spread her hands: "Huh?"
"Your...your man..."
Yao Qingkong had a look of humiliation on his face, coughing with a sense of betrayal... grievances welled up in his heart, and his voice trembled.
"He is, is, the most perfect man..."
After saying that, Yao Qingkong slumped on the ground with dull eyes, looking like he had lost his soul.
"Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!"
Hongli couldn't help but laugh like a villain: "You finally realized it!"
Yao Qingkong: "..."
Yao Qingkong: "(┯_┯)"
It's just that I'm temporarily under someone else's wing. I'm stronger than others. My heart is still yours~~
"Oh ho ho ho!"
In the soul space, the crazy laughter of the bad salted fish continues to echo.
Yao Qingkong and Purple Mist collapsed to the ground, shivering.
A demonic figure with a huge body and a strong aura stood on both sides of Xianyu, wary of the two villains (victims) on the ground who might cause harm to the owner.
This is the joyful scene where justice defeats evil and the friends celebrate together after the victory!
Well, it’s also the soul space, the darkest day, ahem...