How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 248: Anyway, my health is so good, let’s continue to laugh today! Looking forward to the next one tomorrow!
Chapter 248: Anyway, my health is so good, let’s continue to laugh today! Looking forward to the next one tomorrow!
"Well, your name..."
Hongli raised her eyebrows and looked at Ziwu: "It's really surprising."
"This is my name, and it is also my core ability - of course, I am an accident, but the accident is not me. Ha, I am not that powerful!"
Mentioning this, Ziwu seemed a little complacent, forgetting for a moment what he was being threatened and interrogated about.
"Causes and effects are numerous, and the development and direction of things lead to an almost impossible fork in the road, eventually sparking new sparks. This is an accident!
Regardless of surprise, surprise or even horror, when an accident happens, people always seem so powerless and unprepared but have to face it.
Hey, you never know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident!
When you see a surprised expression on a guy who always looks confident, when something that is confidently promised to never happen becomes a reality...
That feeling... hehe... it's so good!
Do you think everything is going according to plan? I just want to slap them in the face!
If there are no accidents in life, it is just a pool of stagnant water!
If there were no accidents in life, it would be like a rigid machine!
Life is energetic because of accidents, and the world becomes more exciting because of accidents!"
"Yes, my appearance is an accident to the world!"
Unexpectedly, he looked at Yao Qingkong with a smile: "If I didn't add some spice to your life, how long would you want to continue those boring days?
If you repeat it day after day, won't it really feel boring?
Pursuing the unknown, pursuing excitement, pursuing novelty, isn’t that what you like?
Well, it's called...getting out of your comfort zone! Hahaha!
That’s right, I’ve made a difference in your life, thank me, ha!”
"You guy..."
Yao Qingkong's eyes were red, and his silver teeth were about to bite into pieces: "No one can hope to encounter such an accident!"
"It's not up to you, otherwise why would it be called an accident?"
Zi Wu was surprised and said indifferently: "If you think you are strong, you can easily survive the thunder tribulation; if you think everything is safe, you have no fear.
Well, let me tell you that every step you take needs to be cautious and cautious...
Ha, although accidents will still happen, hahaha!
They fear me, they fear me, and they praise me!
I don’t always bring fear. Sometimes if I’m in a good mood, I’m also called a miracle.
When I was yelled at, I was called twisted and confused, so what?"
"Indeed..."
Hong Li lowered her eyes. If it weren't for the accident, Hei Yang would not have come to the Traveling World, nor would he come to her side. She was very grateful for this accident.
"It's just that if you were a pure surprise or miracle, people would like you.
But judging from your speech, it’s just a lawless mist!”
Hongli's voice turned cold: "Let me tell you, why do I feel uncomfortable when I see you? Are you really a natural enemy..."
For someone like her who longs for a plain and stable life, what she hates the most is such unplanned changes...
I have my own rules for traveling in this world, why do you, an outsider demon, sit here and chatter?
Several demonic shadows stepped forward and caught Ziwu Accident tightly. The latter came back to his senses instantly and realized that it was not the accident that it caused to others, but that it had an accident itself!
"You, what do you want to do?!"
Ziwu’s voice trembled.
"What do you think?"
Hongli twisted her wrist, showing a malicious expression, with malice written all over her face.
"You, didn't you say that as long as I tell the truth, you wouldn't do anything to me?"
"What a self-inflicted idea, I didn't say that."
"You, damn, no, don't, don't, I know the body, I can help you...ah!"
"That's not up to you."
Hong Li snorted softly and swung her sleeves. The gray mist filled the air, and Zi Wu's horrified shouts enveloped her completely, making it difficult to see clearly.
The spread of deathly silence made Yao Qingkong, who was watching on the sidelines, tremble. He looked at the gray mist with fear on his face and subconsciously kept retreating.
"Damn, damn, what the hell is this!!!"
The purple mist was shrouded in gray mist, and a strong ominous premonition emerged, making me feel chilled all over.
"Take it away! Take it away! This damn thing... Please, take this thing away!"
"Well, don't worry."
Hongli's eyes flashed, and the other side dispersed the other party's soul. Buhuo carefully captured the information stored in Ziwu's soul, filtered out irrelevant things, and obtained key information.
The other party’s origin, purpose, conspiracy plan, and the hiding place of the main body.
As a split soul, a lot of the information this guy has is incomplete and vague. He constantly deduces combinations with magical powers, eliminating the most likely possibilities, leaving the most surprising possibility.
"Oh, that's it, are you hiding here..."
Hong Li showed a clear expression and waved her hand to temporarily lock Zi Wu into the gray fog. She couldn't kill the opponent yet, so as not to scare the snake.
After thinking about it, Hongli nodded to Yao Qingkong and turned her consciousness to the outside world again.
"How was it?"
Tulou turned to look at Hongli (Yao Qingkong) whose dead eyes were revealed again, with a searching face: "Do you know anything? About Yao Qingkong?"
"Ah, probably."
Hongli nodded, looked around, and suddenly turned toward the airship not far away, raising her eyebrows.
"You don't need to worry about this matter, elders. That guy won't be difficult to solve, well, probably."
Hongli said something that was not very responsible, thought about it, and entered the soul space again.
"Tao, fellow Taoist..."
Yao Qingkong watched Hong Li suddenly disappear and reappear, and was stunned for a moment. He looked at Hong Li expectantly and eagerly without making a sound.
"Don't worry, I'll find someone to handle this for you."
Hongli waved her hand and looked at Yao Qingkong: "It's just that I have a condition."
"Really?!"
Yao Qingkong showed an expression of surprise and excitement: "Fellow Taoist, please tell me that as long as we can rescue him, I agree to all ten conditions, not to mention one condition!"
"Oh, then let's have ten conditions."
Yao Qingkong: "???"
"Ahem, let me put forward one condition first. The other nine conditions will appear depending on the situation."
Hong Li held out a finger without changing her expression: "I will take back this mass of mental power in a moment and hand over the control of my body to you. I will just leave some demon shadows here just in case. You know what I am referring to."
What is it?
After you regain control of your body, you can help me do something. If you do it well, one condition is worth ten!"
"What happened!?"
Yao Qingkong clenched his fists, sweating on his forehead.
"As long as I can complete it...
No, even if I can't finish it, I will try my best to finish it, as long as he can be rescued safely..."
"Well, listen up, my condition is..."
Hongli said seriously: "I order you to go to rescue and provide disaster relief immediately, finish the work here for them quickly, and then let the airship go where it should go!"
"Huh?"
Yao Qingkong blinked his eyes, his face full of confusion: "What?"
"Emergency rescue and disaster relief! Don't you understand?!"
Hongli stretched out her arms, clenched her fists, and cheered her up.
"Come on! Come on! Fight quickly! Go, go, go! You can do it!
Why are you still here in a daze! Go quickly! Every minute is life, hurry up!"
"Ah this..."
Yao Qingkong was in a daze, as if he had been pushed in the face. The scenery in front of him suddenly changed. Tulou was standing not far away, continuing to ask questions.
"Xiaoli, please speak more clearly. Why don't we take care of it?"
Tulou's eyes widened with confusion on his face: "How do you plan to solve it, and where is the senior brother? Do you know, you..."
"Uh, earth, earth building, that..."
Yao Qingkong waved his hand awkwardly: "She has left, and now I am, um, Yao Qingkong..."
Tulou: "!!!"
Tulou's pupils made an Armstrong spin, accelerated the jet, jumped back suddenly, and crossed his hands in front of him to block it.
"Yao Qingkong, it's you again!"
Tulou had a stubborn expression on his face and scolded the other party loudly.
"I've already said, even if you kill me...well, even if you kill me again, I won't bow to you!
If you have any other tricks, just, uh, wait a minute..."
Tulou suddenly thought of something and was startled. He quickly took out a large bottle from his storage bag, unscrewed the cork, raised his head, pointed the mouth of the bottle towards his mouth, and poured the dense pills into his mouth.
Tulou threw away the bottle and regained his expression of generously willing to die: "If you have any other tricks, just use them, I will accompany you to the end!"
Yao Qingkong: "..."
"With all due respect..."
Yao Qingkong whispered: "The pile of detoxification and healing pills you just took were all cracked by me a long time ago. They can't withstand my poison..."
Tulou: "!!!"
"How come?!"
Tulou's face turned pale. Could it be that he was choking and panicking for nothing?
Now the medicinal power was surging in his body, making him roll his eyes and wish he could run thousands of kilometers on the spot to digest it.
"Huh..."
Taking a deep breath, Tulou braced himself and snorted: "Ha! So what! How can the golden spirit of the Five Elements Sect be such an inconvenience? Don't even think about ruining my Taoist heart!"
Yao Qingkong: "..."
"Just stay here and play slowly..."
Yao Qingkong turned around speechlessly, waved her hand, and walked towards the airship.
"I went to help with disaster relief."
"Don't even think about doing anything to the children!"
Tulou's face changed wildly: "Even if you use your disciples to threaten me and force me to compromise with you, you still won't get my sincere loyalty!"
Yao Qingkong: "..."
It is said that there is great terror between life and death. This earth building has experienced a life and death, has it understood the great sand sculpture?
"As I said, I am going to provide disaster relief, not to attack any disciples!"
"Damn it, you actually want to attack civilians? Yao Qingkong, you are so shameless! You are so despicable!"
"I told you! I'm going to rescue disaster! I won't attack anyone!"
"What?!"
The Tulou elder was shocked: "You won't even let go of the airship!"
Yao Qingkong: "..."
"That..."
Yao Qingkong sensed the demons in the soul space, and a string of tic-tac-toe popped up on his head: "Can I beat someone? Don't worry, I will help him heal after beating him."
"Hiss? Uh-huh? Snap?"
The demons don't know how to answer. After all, they are just little demons that can hurt people even if they are hit by emotions. What bad intentions can the little demons have?
Yao Qingkong: "..."
………
"Huh, a Nascent Soul stage to help, it should be able to speed up the process."
In the pavilion in the center of the lake, Hongli breathed a long sigh of relief, stretched out a hand and opened her palm.
"Xiao Yangzi, hurry up and get my communication spirit stone."
"Uh..."
Hei Yang was sitting opposite Hong Li, with his back against the pillar and their legs folded on the bench.
"Let's not talk about Xiaoyangzi's strange name..."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and said speechlessly: "Aren't all your communication spirit stones stored in the storage bag on your waist? What do you want from me?"
"What? How dare you question my order!"
Hongli's eyes widened and her tone was shocked.
"Can't you come over and help me take off the storage bag, then help me find the communication spirit stone, help me activate it, and then help me put it next to my ear?"
"Do you need me to speak for you?"
"Okay, okay!"
"Fuck you, climb up!"
"嘁."
Hong Li curled her lips and activated the communication spirit stone: "Hey, hey, hey, operator, is the operator here?"
"Aha?"
At the table, Elder Huo put down the tea cup in his hand with a puzzled look and looked at Hong Li: "Well, what kind of nonsense is the operator called? Is that what you young people call him?"
"Well..."
Hongli scratched her head and said decisively: "Hei Yang told me, he said you look like an operator!"
"Hey, is there anyone who sells teammates like this?"
Hei Yang's voice came from outside the screen: "Besides, I was just talking about the statue of the elder, and I didn't ask you to call the operator! It's not polite at all! Apologize quickly!"
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"嘁."
Hongli curled her lips and looked dissatisfied: "So what if I don't apologize? Just a little bit."
"I want to tell your mother."
"I'm sorry, elder!!!"
Hongli gave up decisively: "Please forgive me!"
"Uh..."
Elder Huo Le took a sip of tea to cover up his inner hesitation.
"Ahem, um, Xiaoli Xiaoyang, please stop making trouble. Do you have anything to do with the elder?
Well, don't worry, the airship will definitely be able to pass in a few days at most!"
"Ah, actually, this matter has nothing to do with me, but you should be very interested, elder..."
Hong Li's eyes moved up, she thought for a while and organized her words.
"The thing is like this, I learned...jigujigu, blah blah!
Well, that's it, so I think it would be better to tell you about this matter and let you deal with it."
"!!!"
Elder Huo Le became excited, shook his hand, and poured all the tea into his nostrils. He slapped the table and pressed his whole face against the communication stone.
"Xiaoli, are you telling the truth?! Senior brother?! Is it true? Really?"
"Uh..."
Hong Li's mouth twitched, and she subconsciously tilted her head back away from the communication stone. She selectively ignored the yellow-green tea leaves on the elder's nose and laughed twice.
"Hahaha, then, that's for sure, I, when did I, Hongli, ever lie?"
After a pause, Hongli showed a serious expression and applied the patch.
"Also, although I have tried my best to avoid alerting the enemy, I cannot rule out the possibility of the other party slipping away early, so you should hurry up.
Oh, by the way, that Ziwu unexpectedly is probably not weak at all. When you go, bring more people, um, more weapons and so on.
If the car accidentally overturns by then, don't expect me to save you, and don't turn me in.
Don’t say that I was the one who told the secret. I don’t know anything. I’m just a country girl and don’t know much about your practice world. Do you remember that?”
"Uh..."
Elder Huole showed a speechless expression, sighed, and his eyes suddenly became sharp.
"Thank you, Xiaoli. I'll go and kill him right now, kill him in his lair, and rescue my senior brother!"
The communication spirit stone hangs up and the screen disappears...