How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 259: I hope that when I wake up from the nightmare, I see you beside me and say softly: It’s okay, it’s still early, go to sleep
Chapter 259: I hope that when I wake up from the nightmare, I see you beside me and say softly: It’s okay, it’s still early, go to sleep
Tables and chairs are placed in Heiyang Hongli’s new home, either in the living room or in the courtyard.
There were even a few buddies who liked the feeling of "looking down on all living beings" and carried tables to the roof of the bungalow.
The price is that they don’t expect others to serve them food, they have to go down and serve it themselves.
The spiritual stone lamps embedded on the wall were activated, illuminating both the inside and outside of the house as bright as day. It was already evening and it was getting dark.
It's still a bit cold outside in December. Even if practitioners are not afraid of the heat and cold, too low a temperature will quickly make the food cold, thus affecting the taste.
However, the architects had already considered this, and two Elders Fire and Water, who did not want to be named, kindly gifted the young couple a piece of [Scorching Flame Crystal] and [Xuanming Ice] respectively.
The disciples of the Ministry of Civil Engineering used special techniques to integrate these two crystal stones into the foundation to achieve the effect of automatically adjusting the constant temperature.
Therefore, the meals on weekdays will not quickly spoil due to the temperature being too high, nor will they cool down quickly due to the temperature being too low, and will not affect the mood of everyone having a meal together.
The "no need to clear the snow" that Heiyang Hongli expected was also realized in this way.
When snowflakes fall within the constant temperature range of a house, they will melt instantly.
But in that case, the silver coating that Hong Li expected would not be realized.
Of course, if you really want to see snowflakes falling all over the courtyard, you can also change the constant temperature value by slightly adjusting the two crystals.
Even more extreme, "extremely hot" and "extremely cold" environments can be simulated through two crystals.
If the room owner has any special hobbies, or his head suddenly cramps, he can adjust it like this.
For example, in extreme heat mode, the temperature rises, the land dries up and cracks, trees die, and no grass grows.
For another example, in the extreme cold mode, the temperature drops, it is cold all year round, the snow does not melt, and the ice is three feet deep.
However, Heiyang Hongli does not have such a special hobby, and in their opinion, the operation of adjusting the crystal is too troublesome.
Although after watching the demonstration teaching, they learned how to operate it without much effort.
But if you really want them to do it, forget it, it’s so troublesome!
As for things like dividing tables into groups, there is nothing specially arranged.
It's customary for everyone to share a table or something with classmates they have a good relationship with. If there isn't one, you can sit directly in an empty seat, which won't be a problem.
But to be honest, almost all the fellow students want to have a table with the sect leader, Senior Sister Hongli, and listen to her tell her "inspirational and legendary story of rising from a humble beginning"...
After all, these fellow disciples can see each other every day in the sect, but it is not easy for the honorary sect leader who has retired from the world of practice to meet.
However, everyone also understands that for Hongli, there is someone more important waiting for her company.
A large table with twelve seats.
Hong Li, Hei Yang, Lan Yuying, Qing Yiyi, Xiao Huo, Hei Hui, Hong Qiao, Xing Yun, Gaga, Hong Ling.
Ten relatives and friends occupied nine seats. Although a seat was reserved for Gaga alone, he still had to be held by Xingyun.
Xingyun also felt that little Gaga was very tired from learning to fly today, so she decided to feed her during the meal.
As for Xiao Huo, she insists that she has grown up and wants to have her own meal.
As a result, she failed to learn how to use chopsticks after playing with them for a long time, which almost made her cry.
In the end, Hong Li gave her a small spoon, and then Xiao Huo was freed.
In addition, there is the brainless and unhappy combination of Hei Hui and Hong Qiao.
Logically speaking, they have been running around and playing with Hei Yang and the others for a long time, so they should go back to their respective homes to find their parents.
But the two of them would definitely not want to be absent from the final "dispersion dinner", so they asked their elders to say goodbye to their parents and then stayed.
After all, they are all family members, so there is nothing to worry about.
However, the atmosphere at the dinner table was a little subtle at this time.
Xingyun: "Hehe, hehe..."
Hongli: "..."
Xingyun: "Hehe, hehe..."
Hongli: "..."
Xingyun: "Hey hey hey..."
"Enough!"
Hong Li finally couldn't help shouting, and dense tic-tac-toe marks appeared on her forehead. She looked at Xingyun angrily.
"Xiaoyun, I have tolerated you for a long time! Since just now, you have been peeking at me and laughing. What do you mean? Damn it!"
Xingyun stopped pretending and buried her face in her arms and laughed happily: "I don't mean to laugh at Sister Hongli anymore.
It’s just that I just feel that Sister Hongli looks so cute in her little red dress!
Hahaha, how can Sister Hongli be so cute? I’ve never seen her before!"
Hongli: "..."
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"Okay, okay, just laugh if you want to..."
Hong Li curled her lips, held her head with one hand with an aggrieved look, and sighed: "I knew this would look very embarrassing. It's funny, right?"
"No, no, no, really not!"
Xingyun quickly waved her hand and explained: "I'm serious, Sister Hongli is really beautiful like this!"
"Hmm?"
Hongli glanced at Xingyun: "Really?"
"I won't lie!"
"Well..."
Hong Li turned to look at the relatives and friends on the table, and asked cautiously: "Do you feel the same way?"
"Of course."
"Xiao Li is so beautiful."
"Awesome."
"Beautiful!"
"Very cute!"
"..."
"You..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, curled her lips, and suddenly buried her head in her arms, humming: "They must be all to comfort me, they are fake, they are all fake!"
"This child..."
"Xiao Huo didn't lie to her mother!"
"Really!"
"Ah, don't listen, don't listen, anyway, I don't listen..."
Hongli just pretended to be an ostrich: "You are the best friends to me. The more you act like this, the less I can believe it. You are all trying to trick me!"
"Ah this..."
Everyone shook their heads helplessly and laughed.
Only Hei Yang didn't say anything. He held his chin with one hand and looked at his fiancée next to him with a funny look on his face.
[Hongli: Hey, why don’t you comfort me!]
[Hei Yang: You are not unhappy. That expression and tone are 10% because you are having fun in your heart. Maybe now you are covering your face with your arms and the corners of your mouth are still raised!]
[Hongli: Ah this...]
The corners of Hong Li's raised mouth twitched slightly, feeling like she was getting angry.
[Hongli: What the hell, you are...]
[Hei Yang: Huh? Did I guess wrong?]
【Hongli:嘁嘁嘁嘁.】
[Hei Yang: Ha, I knew it wouldn’t go wrong!]
[Hongli: Ah, yes, yes, it’s true, you can’t just pretend you don’t understand and cooperate to comfort me!]
[Hongli: Damn it, am I really that easy to understand?]
[Hei Yang: That’s not true, it’s just that I understand you because I am Hei Yang.]
[Hongli: Well, this reason is okay...]
[Heiyang: But having said that, I feel like you become more shy after putting on a skirt.]
[Hongli: Ah this...]
[Hei Yang: That is to say, although Xiaoli is a girl, when we got together before, we still felt more like good buddies.]
[Hei Yang: Now, I feel more like a girl and a girlfriend.]
[Hongli: Well, that is to say, good brother Hongli, why are you suddenly so girly?]
[Hei Yang: Hahahaha, you said this yourself, not me, hahahaha!]
At the dinner table, Hei Yang suddenly lowered his head and trembled, causing the chair under him to rattle.
This caused all the relatives and friends to look away with questions, wondering what was wrong with this child...
[Hongli: That’s alright, is it that funny? I’m a girl!]
[Hei Yang: No, no, how could I laugh at you? I didn’t laugh.]
[Hongli: Haha, you clearly haven’t stopped laughing!]
Hongli sighed, raised her head slightly, tugged at the skirt on her legs expressionlessly, and shook her head again, her face speechless.
[Hongli: I don’t know much about other things, but the trouble is really troublesome. If I weren’t afraid of tearing my skirt, how could I have fallen down with my skills as a sister!]
[Heiyang: Ahem, at this time, should I comfort "Oh, stupid Xiao Li is also very cute", or should I laugh at "Hey, stupid Bi"?]
[Hongli: Hey, don’t be embarrassed, you should just call me Benbi...]
[Heiyang: Why is there such a request? Hehehehe...but it suits me just right.]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Wow, how could I fall in love with a piece of shit like you? If there wasn’t someone next to me, I would have punched you twice.]
[Heiyang: Tsk tsk, it’s not certain who will beat whom!]
But having said that, Hei Yang raised his head, stretched out and lay on the backrest, sighing.
"So, why don't the dads come?"
Hei Yang sighed: "The food is almost cold. We can't wait for others to finish eating. We haven't come to eat yet, right?"
"Then when we were eating, everyone gathered around us and watched us eating seriously."
Hong Li exposed her head and imagined the scene.
[Wow, you are indeed Senior Sister Hongli. Her movements are so unpredictable even when she eats a peanut!]
[Oh ho! Look at those two chopsticks, they are like spears used to slay dragons, sharp blades of salvation!]
[Look, Senior Sister Hongli’s trembling movements must contain some kind of superb movement skills!]
[Senior Sister Hongli drinks water with the power of swallowing up the sun and the moon!]
[Senior Sister Hongli was choked and coughed, which is just a symptom. The coughing sound is actually a long-lost musical power...]
"Hey...what am I thinking..."
Hongli was frightened by the scene she imagined. If her mother hadn't been at the dinner table, she wouldn't have been able to help spitting out the fragrance.
"What kind of suffering is that in the world!"
Hongli doubts her life.
"Otherwise..."
Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment, looked at Xiao Huo Gaga, frowned and said: "Let the children start eating first..."
Before he finished speaking, two figures squeezed in from outside the door.
"Hug, sorry, my wife and children have been waiting for a long time, huh, huh..."
Hei Muguanghong Xiaochen explained while panting and sitting down.
"Today, it's the last day of the year, so I'll just settle all the troubles with the city lord...
After tonight, it will be a new year and a new atmosphere!"
"Okay."
Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying shook their heads helplessly.
"It's a legitimate reason. Let's eat quickly when everyone is here. Everyone is starving."
"That's true."
Hongli stretched out her chopsticks and rushed towards the large piece of beef on the plate that she had coveted for a long time!
"Click"
The chopsticks were blocked by other chopsticks. Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other in surprise, nodded quickly, pulled on both sides, and tore the large piece of beef into two halves, sharing them equally.
Normally, they would not give in so quickly, but there are still many goals on the table, and there is no need to waste time for a mere piece of beef.
If you have this skill, you might as well strive for other goals!
This is the intrigue at the dinner table, intrigues and deceit, and collaboration!
There are no eternal allies, only eternal interests!
Teammates who were attacking a certain dish together one second may take away your favorite dish the next moment, which is really hard to guard against!
In this case, if you don’t have superb eating skills, you may not be able to hold on for even a few minutes, and the food on the table will be divided up!
For a moment, all I could see were the shadows of chopsticks on the table. The black and red families were obviously very comfortable with this kind of scene. Even though my aunt Hongling had been away from home for a long time, she had received professional training!
"Huh?"
Xingyun turned her head left and right, watching in confusion as everyone's momentum changed instantly. Everyone's eyes were sharp and their moves were sly, and her eyes suddenly lit up.
"Oh! I understand! Look at mommy!"
Xingyun took a deep breath, shook the chopsticks in her hand violently, and thrust them into the battlefield, leaving a trail of afterimages.
"Look at me, Xingjia's knife technique? Change it to double-edged cutting!"
"Ah, ah?"
Xiaohuo held a small spoon, blinked, looked at the empty bowl in front of him, and fell into confusion.
The next moment, when Xiaohuo looked again, he was surprised to find a pile of food coming out of the bowl, and the voices of the elders could be heard in his ears.
"Xiaohuo, look at grandma!"
"Xiaohuo, grandma will knock them all down for you!"
"Mom said, go ahead and eat!"
"Is the little fire enough? If it's not enough, daddy will give you another 100 million points!"
"Small fire, some wine?"
"Hong Xiaochen, how dare you?!"
"..."
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo raised his head blankly, looking at the food piled higher and higher in the bowl, then looking at the small spoon in his hand, and suddenly smiled.
"Ha, yes, Xiaohuo is still a child."
Xiaohuo nodded happily, digging into the mountain of vegetables with a small spoon, and narrowed his eyes happily.
"It's so happy to be a child, so happy to be with my parents!"
"However, it is a very serious problem..."
Hei Muguang looked shocked: "Where's the wine? How can such a big banquet be without wine? How can the wine be separated from the banquet?!"
"Indeed!"
Hong Xiaochen repeatedly echoed: "There is no banquet without wine, how can this be possible?!"
"If you want to drink, go drink elsewhere."
Qing Yiyi rolled her eyes: "There are all children here, no one drinks with you."
"Hmm."
Lan Yuying nodded: "Juice, milk, or boiled water, you can choose."
"I choose wine!"
"No item found!"
"These dishes are all delicious. Are they all cooked by Aunt Yuying?"
Xingyun’s eyes are bright.
"Xiao Li also participates!"
Lan Yuying's face showed relief.
Xingyun: "!!!"
Hongling: "!!!"
Xiaohuo: "!!!"
"Pfft haha..."
When Hei Yang saw their expressions, he couldn't help but pat Hong Li, who looked unhappy.
"Over there, it's called werewolf killing."
"Heiyang shut up!"
"..."
"..."
"But then again..."
Hong Li, who was sipping hot milk, turned her head and looked at her aunt Hong Ling, who was tinkering with something under the table, and asked curiously: "Aunt, what are you doing?"
"I guess it's a time bomb!"
Hei Yang boldly speculated: "After we finish eating, when we are most relaxed, we will blast it to the sky."
"Heiyang shut up."
Hongli rolled her eyes and probed her neck: "Huh? A spiritual stone?"
"Look, I said it was a bomb!"
Hei Yang climbed out of the rotten coffin and continued to output: "Just like the communication spirit stone, with a little modification, it will explode..."
"Heiyang shut up."
"Uh, ha, you ask this?"
Hong Ling frowned and took the spirit stone in her hand from under the table, raised it up and studied it carefully with squinted eyes.
"According to Elder Huo, it is a photographic spirit stone modified from the communication spirit stone. It can record images and develop them on the spirit paper, just like the real thing...
It is said that the communication, sound transmission, positioning and other formations have been removed, so that the originally bloated space can be better utilized...
In short, he said a lot, but I didn’t hear it clearly at the time."
Hong Ling walked around holding the photo-taking spirit stone, as if she was trying to access other people's WiFi.
"It's just that I haven't studied it thoroughly yet, and I'm not very good at using it yet...
But I already have some ideas. After I learn how to use this thing, everyone will take a photo when they leave, as a souvenir or something..."
Hong Ling's chirping explanation attracted the curiosity of everyone at the table, and they gathered around to study it, just like the novelty of a child finding a new toy.
Only Hei Yang and Hong Li were still sitting in their seats, drinking juice and milk with comfortable expressions.
"Eh, that, that's the one..."
Hongli stuck out her little tongue and licked the milk stains at the corner of her mouth, then reached out and patted Hei Yang on the shoulder, asking him to turn his head towards her.
"Is that thing similar to that world's... well, the camera is called this, is it similar to that?"
"Just listening to the description, they should be very similar..."
Hei Yang raised his eyes, thought carefully, and replied: "To be honest, it is a bit unexpected that this thing was developed after the communication spirit stone.
But considering that the matches are still behind the lighter in our place, I don’t want to think too much about it. After all, I don’t specialize in this.”
"Hmm..."
Hearing Hei Yang's answer, Hong Li nodded thoughtfully, mentioning that when she and Hei Yang used the lazy dog rescuer to communicate, they had already been exposed to taking pictures and posting pictures.
However, compared to the photo-taking spirit stones, or cameras, there is no way to develop the pictures during their daily communication on the spirit paper, so only the two of them can see them.
"That is to say..."
Hong Li looked down at her clothes, and the corner of her mouth twitched: "Will my appearance in a skirt be recorded and then hung on a pillar of shame for people to laugh at for hundreds of years or something?"
"Hiss..."
The red glass eyelids are twitching wildly.
"No, I have to change my clothes, or I might as well take advantage of this time to slip away. It doesn't mean that masters won't leave behind portraits or anything like that..."
"It's just because it's rare, so it has commemorative significance, right?"
Hei Yang tugged at the black brocade clothes on his body and sighed: "Should I say it, it's really uncomfortable to wear, and I have to be careful not to get any stains on it when eating.
When I got to the back, I simply used my spiritual power to protect my entire body, and then I had a great time."
"Hey?"
Hong Li was shocked: "Can it still be like this?"
"Hmm."
"Okay... Well, Hei Yang, my little girlfriend, can I ask you a favor?"
"Say."
"Refreshing!"
Hongli smiled, showed an embarrassed expression, and complained in a low voice.
"My mother took away the clothes I usually wear, and the clothes I moved here were all the fancy clothes my mother bought for me, so that I would have to wear them."
Hongli sighed and clenched her fists.
"But! As a red glass, how can I succumb to such a thing? I will never compromise!"
"So?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, probably knowing what Hong Li wanted to say.
"That's right, you have learned great tailoring skills, haven't you?"
Hong Li showed a flattering smile, grabbed Hei Yang's arm and shook it: "So, please help me make some normal clothes, just like what I usually wear, um, please!"
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"So..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth raised: "What's the price? Miss Hongli?"
"The previous bet on back-beating is invalid. I will give you another three small...two small...I will give you a one-hour back-beating, okay?"
"Not enough."
"Two hours!"
"Deal!"
"Damn it!"
"Hey hey hey..."
………
This time, the parting did not have the same sad atmosphere as in the past. Everyone agreed to see each other again in the future, smiling and waving goodbye.
Xingyun patted her chest, looking confident.
"Quack will fly soon, and I will come to harass you often in the future, hahaha!"
Hongli looked impatient: "Oh, be careful if you make people annoying, I'll blacklist you and let you be rejected!"
"Hey, Sister Hongli wouldn't do that!"
"That's not necessarily the case."
The airship arrived in great anticipation, and then quietly left at dawn.
There are three missing residents in Five Color City.
One is naturally Qing Xiaosu, but the other two are not Hei Hui Hongqiao, whom Elder Huo Le has longed for, but Hei Yang's uncle and aunt.
After much deliberation, they decided to go to Wuxing City to spend the New Year with their children, and they happened to take a downwind airship.
"Here, put a small flamingo doll, and then a small red glass wood carving..."
Hongli carefully placed the gadgets in her hands on conspicuous and safe shelves. These are items that have special meaning to her.
"Heiyang, have you done it over there?"
"What do you think?"
Hei Yang came from the living room, leaned against the door frame of the bedroom, smiled and patted the dust on his hands. After thinking about it, water flowed through his palms again, gently washing them clean.
"All done?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows.
"Hmm."
"Well done!"
The two looked at each other with funny expressions at the same time.
Hei Yang Hongli lay side by side on the big bed in the bedroom, with her arms stretched out towards her head, rolling around on the big bed that only belonged to them...
Until, the two rolled back to the center of the bed and collided side by side again.
"Ah..."
The red-glass figure was lying on the bed, looking intoxicated.
"I'm finally free. From now on, this will be our home, Hei Yang."
"No need to say anything more."
Hei Yang lay next to Hong Li in the same posture, squinting his eyes comfortably.
"Right now, I just want to have a good sleep, don't think about anything, don't do anything..."
"Then..."
Hongli continued as if she was dreaming: "The sky is falling apart and the earth is cracking and I can't wake up. I'll wake up naturally as soon as I fall asleep."
"Sweet dreams, Xiaoli."
"Sweet dreams, Black Sun."
The mothers covered themselves with quilts made by themselves, and under the quilt were two people holding hands.
Her body is overflowing with family affection, and her hands are holding onto love.
The expressions of the boys and girls were calm, and their breathing gradually became steady.
Inside the house, it’s quiet...
On the wall of the living room, a huge photo frame hangs in the center, with everyone's photos framed in it.
At the gate of the new home, in front of the statue of Lazy Dog and Salted Fish, there is a group of bright smiling faces.
Well, even though the corners of my mouth were raised, I could still see the two pairs of dead fish eyes in the center of the screen.
Family, friends, lovers.
This is the whole life of boys and girls.
The quiet home is their own world.
[Photography theme: Goodbye]
[Photography location: Yangli’s house]
[Photography time: January 1st, 578th year of the Shuili era]
On the airship, Hong Ling looked into the distance into the wind, stretched out, opened her arms to embrace the wind, and smiled.
"Fearless."
At the gate of Five-Colored City, the Yaowang Sect duo stretched their heads in anticipation of something, until a familiar figure appeared in the distance, and they were very excited.
"The inheritance continues."
In the small house, Yinzi Sheng scratched his head in agony and complained to Yao Qingkong beside him, which elicited a chuckle from the latter. Five pairs of eyes were furtive at the crack of the door.
"Keep up the good work."
At the door of Hei's house, Qing Yiyi hugged her younger sister Qing Lianlian with a smile. She looked at her father beside her with a bright smile. Hei Chen pulled her mother over and waved hello.
"A new beginning."
In the Hong family yard, Lan Yuying looked at the scale on the ruler, smiled and told Xiaohuo that she had grown taller again, and touched her granddaughter's head with a gentle voice.
"Keep up the good work."
At Wuliang Sword Sect, Hong Butian glanced at the long sword on his neck, but his head was lightly patted. Zhao Zhuji was supervising him with a serious look on his face.
"Don't be lazy."
………
"Hmm..."
Hei Yang Hongli turned over unconsciously and hugged each other gently, with a look of relief on their faces.
Thank you for being by my side, the years will eventually be peaceful.
