How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 276: During the New Year celebrations in the first lunar month, the whole family reunited, so they took an airship to Tianxiang City to visit their elders, but the elders were still awake.
Chapter 276: During the New Year celebrations in the first lunar month, the whole family reunited, so they took an airship to Tianxiang City to visit their elders, but the elders were still awake.
When Hei Yang Hongli saw the title of the book "There's Someone Outside the Window", they had already begun to make various guesses about the content of the book.
First of all, it is a horror novel. The time should be dusk, evening or late at night, right?
After all, it is scary. First create an unknown and mysterious atmosphere. Once the fog map is opened, the line of sight is blocked. Only in this way can the sudden appearance of ghosts or bad guys appear scary!
You can't wear a black night suit and go out in the noon sun, right?
After all, it's broad daylight, and people can see you from afar, so how can you be scary?
Besides, the sun is shining brightly at noon, and the ghosts and ghosts are not too frightened by the heat, right?
Oh, people work in the middle of the night, so they have to work overtime during the day, right?
Damn it, workers from all walks of life unite!
Then there is the location and the windows. There is a high probability that it will not be somewhere in the wilderness, deep in the mountains and old forests. Of course, it does not rule out the possibility of getting lost in the wilderness and suddenly seeing an unexpected cabin.
Well, and then there are the words "someone", which eliminates the possibility of ghosts a lot.
Once combined, you can imagine a general picture of the story: the victim is a scumbag with a force value of five, meets a few teammates, has an accident, and is trapped in a strange old house. p>
Everyone gathered around and discussed, and decided to stay here for one night and wait for dawn before trying to find a way to go out.
There may also be a few small quarrels, quarrels, and all kinds of bloody fights among them, telling everyone about the character relationship between these characters.
(Usually at this time, everyone can label each character with labels such as Short-lived Boy No. 1, Cannon Fodder No. 2, and Oil Bottle No. 3.)
Then there is sleep, inability to sleep, small movements, this one wakes up and that one wakes up, maybe someone in the team suddenly opens his eyes, showing a gloomy expression of "I am not a good person" or something like that.
The commotion lasted until midnight, and no one could sleep. They gathered in a circle again and said, "Ah, I feel like someone is watching us all the time." "Ah, there is something wrong with this house."
, to show that they finally knew there was a problem here.
(Normally, a normal person would feel horrified at the first sight of that kind of scene...)
Then everyone agreed, ah, it’s almost dawn in the middle of the night anyway, let’s chat together, tell ghost stories, ahem, tell positive sunshine stories, etc., let’s wait until dawn together.
Hey, someone is about to make trouble at this time. No, I just want to act alone. After all, it is reasonable for me to wake up in the middle of the night and suddenly want to go to the toilet, right?
Cannon Fodder 1: If it doesn’t work, it just won’t work, just hold it in!
Thornhead: Ah? Who are you? Dare you speak loudly to me?
Actor 2: Haha, let someone go with you, someone will take care of you.
Thorn Tou: Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard chants sutras.
Short Life Three: Well, let me be fair...
Thorn Tou: What you say is fair is fair? Does your fair word necessarily mean it is fair?
Well, after offending a circle of people, the little honey-smeared thornhead finally got the right to go to the toilet freely and disappeared from everyone's sight. The next shot of him should be an uneasy corpse.
Shock, panic spreads, and anxiety is created. At this time, a few more shots are taken of the window, for example, a shadow suddenly flashes past, making the whole audience tremble and run around in all kinds of ways.
The weak ones got tired from running, bent down to catch their breath, and when they raised their heads, oh ho, they were left behind.
A sense of tension is created, the sense of suffocation is intensified, and the visibility is getting lower and lower, as if there is a sound of wind in the ears.
Then some people began to lose their mentality, and finally shouted, "I want to leave this hellish place, no matter it's dawn or not!"
Then there will be arguments and one or two people will fall behind.
At this time, some clues about the murderer behind the scenes are thrown out, such as the childhood shadow diary, a certain incident in the newspaper with a red cross, and the male and female protagonists gradually piece together the identity of the murderer behind the scenes.
Then the murderer suddenly jumps out and starts a boss fight, escaping or being completely destroyed. Then the murderer takes out a mental illness certificate and forces a series of explanations.
Finally, the text emerged: This story is purely fictitious...
Well, this is the version that Heiyang Hongli and the others imagined.
However, as the reading progressed, shock, shock, displeasure, and anger appeared on both their faces at the same time... This story...
How outrageous!
The two people subconsciously tilted their heads back, showing an expression like "an old man on the subway with his cell phone" on his face.
"This, this, this..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "What the hell is this..."
"Huh..."
Hongli gradually became expressionless, and her whole person was in a "numb" state.
"If I am guilty, please let Heiyang punish me vigorously instead of letting me see such outrageous stories!"
This is completely different from what they thought!
Well, how should I put it, the author seems to want to describe the horror of human nature...
So he made up such a small town, and then put a group of cows and horses into the small town...
This small city contains rebels, wallflowers, white-eyed wolves, virgin bitches, widows, tauren, celestial beings, hermaphrodites, fun people, and I don’t know if they are humans...
The ingredients are relatively complex, including but not limited to brothers turning against each other, tigers poisoning their sons, fathers being kind and sons being filial, unethical love, betrayal of close friends, neighbor disputes, revenge of wealthy families, disputes between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, filial piety leading to strong power, real and fake daughters, tearing up mistresses by hand,
Well, at least it involves... the grudges of two generations!
As for the person outside the window, he is not a murderous maniac with an axe, he is the master of suffering...
As for the protagonist, it’s from Lao Wang’s perspective...
Two pairs of numb, dead fish eyes moved together, turning the last page like a zombie, and saw the end of the last paragraph...
[The wooden boards on the windows have been removed, and there is no need to cover them up anymore.]
[Old Wang sat in front of the window and looked at the empty street quietly. The pale sunlight illuminated the dark red stone road, reflecting in his gray eyes.]
[The footsteps behind him are a bit heavy, which Lao Wang can understand, after all, the other party is carrying a giant axe.]
[What words is he thinking about leaving behind to make his departure more dignified?]
[He didn’t have time to think...]
【It’s great that the town is finally quiet.】
"Pa"
The book is closed.
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Very good."
Hongli said expressionlessly: "The author of a certain blacklist is happy to add one."
"Leave aside the content."
Hei Yang said quietly: "The writing is quite exciting.
Is there a possibility that there may be two or more pen names in your blacklist that belong to the same person?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible."
Hong Li rubbed her eyebrows, sealed the book, and slid her head from Hei Yang's shoulder to the other person's arms.
"I have decided, next time I see my aunt again, I will give this book to her! Sharing is happiness!"
"Good niece, support justice sharing!"
Hei Yang held Hongli's head and agreed: "When you are beaten on the hanging house, you must remember to inform me to watch the fun."
"Oh."
Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and let Hei Yang cover her sight with her long hair. She said unhappily: "Want to watch the fun and give me a few slaps?"
"I really don't have that idea."
Hei Yang waved his hand: "Do you want to continue watching?"
"No, we're almost there."
Hong Li turned over and lay on Hei Yang's lap. Looking at her mother looking outside with excitement, she could make a guess.
"After we get to grandpa's house, we can find a quiet place to play... No, why are you holding my head all the time? Do you think it's not round enough?"
Hongli's eyes moved up, trying to see the big hand on her head, and couldn't help but complain: "I always feel like your skull will be blown off in the next second."
"Ah, yes, yes, I even smashed your Tianling Cap."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and hummed: "I like Pan, is there any problem?"
"I'm going to splash all over your brain."
"Mom, Hongli talks dirty!"
"It's really shameless to snitch."
"..."
"..."
The small town in Lan Yuying's hometown is called Tianxiang. It is much smaller than Five Color City. There are no particularly big families, but there are quite a few small families like the Lan family.
Hongli is still very curious about why her father came here in the first place and how she met her mother. Unfortunately, her parents never told her.
That is the secret between the couple. Maybe she Hongli was just an accident, sad.
The airship stopped far outside the city. After all, if it drove directly into the city, it would definitely cause some commotion or even panic. That is not what everyone wants to see.
Hong Xiaochen was still a little confused when he was woken up. He was probably a little surprised that he was in the same place as soon as he closed and opened his eyes.
After all, two hours is too short. If Hei Yang Hongli hadn't been a fast reader, he might not have been able to finish even that heavyweight "horror novel".
As her parents marveled, Hongli Heiyang shrunk the airship and took it back, and put the gifts she brought into the storage bag.
"Shall we go?"
Hongli wrapped her coat tightly and turned to look at her family for advice.
"Yeah! Let's go!"
Lan Yuying had an impatient look on her face. Different from the gentle and demure she was at home, she was now more like a child who was about to go home, excited and excited.
"Come on, come on, everyone is here, follow me hand in hand!"
Lan Yuying smiled and said: "The layout of Tianxiang City is slightly different from that of Five Color City, but don't be afraid, you won't get lost if you follow me!"
This was mainly said to Hei Yang and Xiao Huo. After all, it was not the first time for Hong Li and her parents to come here.
Hong Xiaochen couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth when he saw his wife's happy and lively appearance.
He thought that when he first met Yu Ying, she had this kind of personality, but after having Xiao Li, she started to become more like her mother.
Xiaohuo held his parents' hands one by one, smiling brightly in the middle of the black sun red glass.
There are still fifteen minutes left before the estimated arrival time of eleven o'clock, and the sun is slowly moving towards its highest point.
But it's only January, and it won't feel hot at noon.
Hong Li yawned, turned to look at Hei Yang, and found that the latter's eyes were red, and he was looking at the surrounding scenery with curiosity, and couldn't help laughing.
"How about it? Is the Five Color City very different?"
Hong Li chuckled and said, "I was so confused when I came here for the first time. I thought I was in another world.
There are a lot of things that you can’t see in Five Color City. Well, of course we have more things in Five Color City.”
"That's it..."
Hei Yang looked around curiously and nodded.
As everyone got closer and closer to Tianxiang City, Lan Yuying became more and more excited, but Hei Yang and Hong Li showed some doubts.
"Hey hey..."
Hei Yang gently picked up Xiao Huo, came close to Hong Li, and whispered: "Did you hear anything?"
"No."
Hongli shook her head, the faint red light in her eyes was faintly visible, and she also looked confused.
"Almost no sound."
It was broad daylight, almost noon, but the city in front of me seemed strangely quiet.
"Is this how it was when you came here before?"
Hei Yang asked Hong Li in a low voice: "Is the daily life of people here different from that of our Five Color City?"
"No..."
Hongli shook her head and told the truth: "I don't feel any difference. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be this kind of atmosphere..."
"Logically speaking..."
Hei Yang and Hong Li raised their heads at the same time, thinking of what they just saw.
【It’s great that the town is finally quiet.】
"Grass!"*2
"Report you for swearing!"*2
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Should..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "No way? Such an outrageous thing?"
"Uh... absolutely impossible!"
Hongli's expression was stiff: "Maybe we are celebrating some kind of festival where everyone covers their mouths and is silent?"
"And this holiday?"
"Nonsense, of course not!"
The two looked at each other, then approached Lan Yuying and Hong Xiaochen and told them what they had discovered.
"Gujigujiguji..."
"Huh?"
Hong Xiaochen was startled, her pupils expanded slightly, and she quickly regained her composure, but looked at her daughter and son-in-law seriously to confirm again.
"Didn't hear anything?"
"Actually, I heard some..."
Hongli added: "It's just that the sound is so small that it can be ignored."
"..."
Hong Xiaochen frowned. He had no doubts about the authenticity of what the two children said, so if he abandoned his luck and thought of the worst...
"Something happened in the city?!"
Lan Yuying hurriedly said what everyone was thinking, and her face turned pale instantly. Hongli had never seen her mother's expression like this.
"I'll go see it first..."
Before Hei Yang finished speaking, Lan Yuying rushed towards the city. However, because of the panic and nervousness in her heart and the fact that she was wearing a sky blue dress, she stumbled and almost fell down.
"Mom, slow down, don't panic yet..."
Hong Li and Xiao Huo instantly appeared next to Lan Yuying, supported her, and quickly comforted her: "There is no smell of blood, no death energy, and no high-energy spiritual power fluctuations..."
"The smell of blood? The smell of death!"
Lan Yuying's eyes widened, and she felt her head "bang", and little stars flashed in front of her eyes.
"Ah this..."
Hongli was startled when she saw her mother's crazy and shaking pupils. She patted her mouth and quickly pressed her mother's head with both hands. Her spiritual power surged gently and massaged her. Xiao Huo transformed into his prototype and waved his wings quickly.
The wind is blowing beside my grandma.
At this time, Hong Xiaochen came running in a hurry - in fact, it only took a few steps. The key is that Hong Li and Xiao Huo ran faster.
As for Hei Yang, he has already entered the city.
When passing by the city gate, Hei Yang saw two guards lying limply on the ground. However, their bodies were still very stable and their lives were not in danger. He ducked into the city and then froze. p>
"Xiao Li... Xiao Huo... Xiao Chen..."
Lan Yuying opened her eyes, looked nervously at her relatives around her, and said urgently: "I want to go home to see my parents, I want to go home..."
"Go back, go home, aren't we going home?"
Hong Xiaochen took his daughter-in-law from her daughter's arms with some distress and patted her back to comfort her.
"Isn't this already at the doorstep? Why panic? Don't scare yourself."
"Well..."
Hongli looked at her parents, stood up, looked at Tianxiang City, and frowned slightly.
[Hongli: Hei Yang? Hei Yang, are you there?]
[Heiyang: Well, don’t worry, I’m fine.]
[Hei Yang: Well, the city is relatively safe, but there are some weird things...]
[Hongli: Huh? What kind of monster is there? Ordinary monsters or elite monsters?]
[Heiyang:...]
[Hei Yang: I think you are a bit strange...]
[Hei Yang: Protect your parents and you will know when you come in and take a look. Well, how should I put it, it’s like...]
Hei Yang looked at the scene in front of him with a complex expression, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.
There were not many people on the whole street, maybe a dozen or so. Seven or eight were lying on the ground and fast asleep, five or six were sitting on the street leisurely basking in the sun, and the remaining few were moving slowly on the road.
Then, he took two steps, yawned, and fished with his head up and down.
With a "crack" sound, some walking people stumbled and fell to the ground. Instead of getting up, they simply turned over and fell asleep.
Hei Yang: "..."
What's going on with these lazy dogs!
[Heiyang: It’s like I’ve found an organization!]
【Hongli:?】
"Mom, Hei Yang said it's okay."
Hong Li directly extracted the key words and gently nodded Xiao Huo's little head: "Let's go to grandpa's house."
"Oh ho!"
Xiao Huo understood in seconds, and opened his wings to become several times bigger: "Grandma and grandpa, come up and show Xiao Huo the way!"
"Shua!"
………
Hei Yang looked up at the Lihuo Crane passing above his head, and nodded slightly to indicate that he knew Xiaoli could see it.
"Is grandpa's house in that direction..."
Hei Yang nodded thoughtfully, withdrew his gaze, his eyes flashed with red light, and he followed the strange aura in the city. The place where the energy and energy meet should be the location of the mastermind behind all this.
How should I put it? Unexpectedly, but within reason, Hei Yang easily caught the "mastermind" on a certain tree.
It’s just...
"Uh...a sloth?"
Black Yang expressionlessly grabbed the sloth's hands and lifted it up. He looked at the meowing and cute creature in his hands and fell into deep thought.
Name: Lazy
Realm: Nascent Soul First Level
Identity: A native creature in the cruel world, an invasive creature from the wandering world.
At this time, the other party is enjoying a baby-like sleep.
"Ha..."
The sloth slowly opened his mouth, trying to yawn. Well, he yawned halfway and was too lazy to finish it.
Why do you want to yawn and be too lazy to breathe, causing the brain to be deprived of oxygen...