How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 281: It is recommended to design a computer with a cooling device that instantly blacks out as soon as the mother opens the door. It is a great merit and good deed.
Chapter 281: It is recommended to design a computer with a cooling device that instantly blacks out as soon as the mother opens the door. It is a great merit and good deed.
"Remember to go to bed early and get up early, don't stay in bed!"
"Got it!"*2
"You must eat three meals a day, don't eat snacks as meals!"
"Got it!"*2
"Don't stay bored in the house all day long. Even if you don't want to go out, you can just bask in the sun in the yard!"
"Got it!"*2
"Remember to fold the quilt and don't roll it into a ball and throw it on the corner of the bed!"
"Got it!"*2
"You two need to get along well. You are not allowed to quarrel, let alone fight, and you are definitely not allowed to roll around on the ground fighting!"
"Got it!"*2
"You two, do you really take my words...to your heart?"
Lan Yuying looked at Hei Yang Hongli who was standing obediently in front of her with a suspicious face, frowning and thinking seriously.
"Well, let me think about it, is there anything else I haven't said..."
“It’s gone, it’s gone!”*2
"Well, it's true or false..."
Lan Yuying rubbed her forehead and smiled.
"Okay, that's it for now, mom will go home.
You two must keep your mother’s words in mind, you know?”
"Okay!"*2
"Remember to come to your home to find us the day after tomorrow. Yiyi and the others will also come by then, and we will start discussing your wedding preparations."
"Okay!"*2
"Well, you're so good!"
Lan Yuying turned to look at the two people who sent her out, smiled and waved her hands.
"Okay, okay, you can just send them here. Go back to the house and rest."
"Eh!"*2
"Squeak~"
Watching the door gradually closing, the cute expression on Hei Yang Hongli's face instantly turned funny, and the two looked at each other and smiled.
"Hey hey hey~"*2
"Oh ho, freedom!"
Hong Li cheered, took off her coat and hung it on Hei Yang's head, revealing a small white dress underneath. She had been wearing this all the time outside, but it almost made her uncomfortable to death!
"Xiaoyang, help sister take the clothes to the house, thank you."
"Hey, are you sick? Can't you wait until you get home to take off your coat?"
With a speechless expression, Hei Yang pulled off the coat that was covering his head and sniffed subconsciously. Well, it was the unique milky scent of his Hongli.
He looked up at Hong Li who was walking towards the house. When he saw her wearing a little white dress, he was stunned for a moment, and then he shouted silently.
"Hey, come back, there are still things you haven't picked up, hurry up!"
"Huh?"
Hongli frowned and turned her head, with a puzzled look on her face.
"What?"
"What do you think?"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Heiyang's head, and he looked at the cardboard box placed by the wall. There was a sleeping sloth lying inside.
"And there she is!"
"Ah, yes."
Hong Li raised her eyebrows, waved her hand, held up the carton with spiritual energy, pulled it to her, glanced at the sloth inside, and said casually: "What are you going to do with her?
She seems very quiet, but after all, she does not belong here. This world is very exclusive. As time goes by, if she erodes the travel world more and more, the travel community will not be able to help but beat her."
"That's the biggest problem."
Hei Yang followed Hong Li with his coat and walked toward the house with her.
"If this problem didn't exist, this big yard could still fit a sloth that was too lazy to move."
"Oh ho, little Heiyang's Virgin Heart is shouting!"
The corners of Hong Li's mouth raised, and the look she looked at Hei Yang made the latter a little embarrassed.
"Hey, hey, what the hell is that way you look at your son!"
As Hei Yang opened the door, he couldn't help but explain: "I admit, I feel she is a little pitiful.
Being pushed along by various dangers sounds like an understatement, but in fact it is no different from walking on a tightrope. If you are not careful, you will burp."
"Walking a tightrope is easy, do you need me to show you a show?"
"Climb, climb, climb."
Hei Yang raised his head and collapsed on the bench in the living room. Hongli put the cardboard box aside and collapsed on the bench opposite.
"You know that my thoughts are similar to yours. Because my personalities are very similar, I feel some empathy for her."
Hongli said quietly: "But you also heard that she may not have thought about changing this kind of life."
"I know..."
Hei Yang sighed and affirmed: "As I said before, it would look stupid to help people you don't know very well to make decisions, I know."
"Perhaps Elder Huo and the others can find a way."
Hongli put her hands behind her head and looked at the ceiling.
"They seem to know a lot about the outside world, at least more than us two kids."
"You mean..."
Hei Yang had a strange thought: "There may be a cannon hidden in the sect. Can it fire out the outsiders?"
"Hey, you are such a clever little kid."
Hong Li's mouth twitched: "Who knows, the old man's life experience is a great treasure. Who knows what treasures will be found in it?"
"Yeah, right."
Hei Yang agreed: "So cannons are also possible!"
"No way! Climb!"
Hongli rolled her eyes.
"So now send a communication to the elders asking for help?"
Hei Yang asked.
"Well..."
Hongli leaned over and looked at her boyfriend while lying on her side.
"Maybe we can ask again in a few days, right?"
"I'm always stuck with procrastination. I don't know exactly how many days it will be after a few days."
"Come on, you know what I'm thinking."
Hong Lixian pointed at the sloth sleeping in the cardboard box on the ground and said, "Aren't you just thinking that you can at least let him stay in a stable environment for a few more days?"
"Our yard should be able to isolate her aura, well, at least for the time being, it's possible."
"I understand."
"..."
"..."
"Forget it, let's not talk about that, look at me, look at me."
Hongli used to put her legs together when lying on her side, and she was still staring at the black sun.
"Evaluate my look?"
"Well..."
Hei Yang carefully looked at the pure white dress on Hong Li, who looked at him and smiled.
"You can't see clearly if you stand up."
"Well, okay."
Hongli jumped off the chair, took two steps back, jumped twice on the spot, and showed off her outfit to Hei Yang openly.
After all, a lot of thought was put into it, but it would still be a pity if no one could see it.
Hong Li had conflicting thoughts in her heart, she was afraid that people would see her, and she was afraid that no one would see her.
Fortunately, she still has Hei Yang. If she is in front of him, there will be no conflicts.
A man will die for the one who knows him, and a woman will look good for the one who pleases her.
Hongli suddenly thought of this sentence she had read in the book. For her, Hei Yang was both a close friend and a companion.
"How is it?"
Hong Li turned around a few times and looked at Hei Yang expectantly.
"Please tell me your praise for Hongli, no less than a thousand words."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang sat up and hummed softly.
"Who can I look down upon with a thousand words!"
"Hehe."
Hongli smiled and said nothing. Hei Yang wanted to use gags to find the familiarity and comfort of getting along with each other, but she didn't want Hei Yang to treat her like a close friend now.
Hei Yang must make it clear that the girl standing in front of him now is the girl who will always be with him in the future.
Hongli is very good-looking, Hei Yang has always known this, but due to the other person's personality, Hei Yang always subconsciously ignores this.
Well, or he can say it more elegantly, such as I like your soul more than your appearance.
No matter how elegant it is, he likes it!
Who doesn’t like pretty and cute girls?
In fact, if you were to silence Hongli and just look at her appearance, you would think that she is a gentle, considerate, introverted and gentle young lady.
Well, it’s very confusing. I can only say that the genetic power of Hongli’s biological mother Lan Yuying is too strong, covering up her dark soul, ahem, he means, colorful soul!
The dress is light and the skin is white and tender.
A white skirt naturally gives off a fresh and elegant temperament to the person wearing it, and when worn on Hong Li, it complements each other even more, making her look dainty and cute. It is worthy of being made by Hei Yang himself!
The girl who looked at Fengyi Yuli stood there waiting for him to praise him. Hei Yang's brain was running rapidly, trying to make up a short composition that would satisfy Hong Li.
Well, I can’t go over and kneel down on one knee: You are my god, and I keep my short hair for you!
Ahem...
"That!"
Hei Yang suddenly stood up and walked over, putting his hands on Hong Li's shoulders and looking directly into her eyes.
"I'm going to start!"
"Ah this..."
Hong Li raised her head and looked at Hei Yang's aura of wanting to hit her. The corners of her mouth twitched and she said with a sneer: "Well, you go ahead and start. Actually, it's okay if you can't think of a thousand words. Haha, I will definitely forgive you." "No, more than a thousand words, how can a thousand words express my feelings!"
Hei Yang looked serious: "Listen, Xiaoli, since the first time I saw you..."
"You have evil thoughts? So early!"
Hong Li was shocked.
Hei Yang: "Xiao Li..."
Hongli: "Ah?"
Hei Yang: "Shut up."
Hongli: "Ouch."
"..."
"..."
"Well, just like this, you are like a fairy who fell into the mortal world, flying to me with the long maple leaves. The fragrant late autumn of melons and fruits is just like our plain but still gorgeous youth..."
"Wait a minute!"
Hong Li's eyes flashed and she pointed out decisively.
"You have already used the metaphor of maple leaves in the previous diary, and I have not forgotten it!"
"Nonsense, you can't say the words I said a second time, right?"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and was speechless.
"During the exam, each essay contains an example, a good word, a good sentence, etc., and it can be used over and over again about ten times.
Especially in boarding schools, it’s ridiculous that it’s easier to write about my teachers than about my family, as if my mother only sends me to the hospital in the middle of the night and gives me an umbrella when it rains..."
"Okay, okay..."
Hongli sighed.
"Then you go ahead."
"Why are you continuing? The brewing feelings have been interrupted by you!"
The black sun reveals its dead fish eyes.
"Besides, it's already over a thousand words, isn't it?"
"Uh, I didn't count..."
Hongli answered truthfully.
"That's enough!"
Hei Yang affirmed.
"That's OK."
Hong Li smiled, but the next moment her smile froze and turned into panic. Her body's center of gravity suddenly changed, and she was suddenly picked up by Hei Yang.
"Ah!!! Hei Yang, what are you doing?"
"I didn't do anything."
Hei Yang looked at the shocked Hong Li in his arms, turned around, and walked towards the bedroom.
"I'm sleepy and want to sleep."
"You can just sleep. It's none of my business. Hey, put me down!"
"No."
Hei Yang closed the bedroom door with his shoulder, put Hong Li down, and pulled the quilt.
"I can't sleep without holding you."
"Hey, what kind of giant baby are you! Can you call me mom?
Ouch, you covered my head, move it down!
Come on, dear brother, it’s very uncomfortable to sleep in a skirt, wait until I change into pajamas, ah!!!”
"Pajamas are nothing. Okay, now that the skirt is no longer on me, go to sleep."
"Hey, you, how can you be so skilled, I didn't even react, ugh..."
"Nonsense, I made the skirt."
"...Okay."
The room fell into silence again.
[Your contract partner (Heiyang), the other side of the supernatural power is being fused...]
