How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 301: In addition to the main mission plot of the game, there are still many mini-games hidden in the map, right?
Chapter 301: In addition to the main mission plot of the game, there are still many mini-games hidden in the map, right?
Early the next morning, the Heihong family carried bags and bags to buy goods. A team of seven or eight people walked on the street. Not to mention how many of them sneaked in to make up the numbers, the rate of turning around was quite high.
of.
At the front of the team were two little lolita girls, Qing Lianlian and Xiao Huo, running up and down the front laughing and jogging, causing Lianlian's sister Qing Yiyi to roll her eyes.
"You can say that I am an adult, but the result is that I am not as stable as Xiao Huo..."
Qing Yiyi complained about her sister, while Lan Yuying beside her comforted her with a helpless smile.
"Okay Yiyi, no matter how old you are when you run, jump and play, Lianlian is still a child after all!"
"That's better than two guys who lose energy every day."
Qing Yiyi showed her half-moon eyes and looked at the two guys hanging at the back of the team. She shook her head and sighed. She was too lazy to talk to them anymore. Instead, she turned to look at the serious Hei Muguang two beside her.
After they sobered up, they acted like good husbands, stable and reliable, as if they were not the ones who were caught drunk yesterday.
Hei Muguang felt his wife's gaze and quickly promised with a smile: "Yiyi, don't worry, I will never sneak away to drink today!"
"Just today?"
"Ahem, not just today!"
"Hey, saying it is the same as not saying it..."
Qing Yiyi rolled her eyes unhappily. Hei Muguang couldn't get rid of all the alcohol smell last night. She originally wanted to drive him to Xiaoyang's original room to sleep.
Although in the end she was still too soft-hearted, and she let Hei Muguang climb onto the bed without knowing anything, and got into his arms without thinking...
"Ah..."
A slight blush spread across Qing Yiyi's cheeks. She covered her face and coughed lightly. She raised her voice and pretended to be dissatisfied: "Then it depends on your performance."
"Hey, yes, yes..."
"..."
"Look, we have fixed the bench at home like this, and I will simply draw the frame for you..."
Hei Yang held the pen and lowered his head to write and draw in a small notebook, and used a few simple lines to represent the bench at home.
"Then, you see, I cut and hollowed it out a little, and replaced it with those long soft cushions I bought just now.
Then use the spring mattress of this small bed to press it on the top, and find a way to fill the backrest with stuffing similar to the pillow.
The outermost layer is covered with velvet, embroidery and other fabrics to form a soft human body contact surface..."
"Would that be more comfortable?"
Hong Li also lowered her head, holding a book in her arms, with her head on Hei Yang's back, and followed closely behind him.
She focused part of her mind on listening to the chirping of the black sun, and casually asked what was on her mind.
"Is that still called a bench?"
"This is not a poor man's sofa, but it's definitely more comfortable than the original one when you lie down on it."
Hei Yang waved his hand, shook the notebook in his hand, and continued to gesture: "There are also floors, I plan to cover them all with soft cushions and dense stitching.
In this way, you don’t have to wear shoes when entering the house, you won’t feel uncomfortable if you roll and fall in the middle of the night, and you can still continue to sleep. Rounding things off, it’s equivalent to having a big bed on the floor of the entire house, and you can roll around in the whole house.
Get lost."
"Oh..."
Hong Li turned the page gently, still nonchalantly: "I think the bedroom alone is enough. Maybe we can add a study room. There is no need for this in other rooms, right?"
"Well, which color do you think should be used..."
"Oh, oh, oh, just use whatever you like!"
Hong Li said indifferently: "You can arrange it however you want. As long as you remember to put yourself in, then I have nothing to consider. You don't have to keep asking me."
"You have some sense of being the hostess of the house!"
Hei Yang turned around speechlessly, grabbed Hongli's chin, raised her head, and said with dead fish eyes: "I said, you should be more attentive.
What's the point of walking on the road without looking at the road or people, and reading a book with your head down."
"I just bought a new book yesterday, how could I resist its temptation!"
Hong Li was forced to raise her head and look at Hei Yang, with a small face complaining: "Are you going to take away my few hobbies?"
"Don't speak so badly of me!"
Hei Yang twitched the corner of his mouth, turned around and stood side by side with Hong Li, put an arm around her and leaned towards him, pointing his finger forward.
"My parents are here, and you said something like this out of nowhere. What if they think I'm bullying you?"
"Huh? Isn't it?"
Hong Li shrank her head, showing a tearful expression, raised her head sadly, looked at Hei Yang with fear on her face, and said sadly: "Under the high-pressure rule of Master Hei Yang, Hong Xiaoli can only swallow her anger and accept everything.
.
Facing Lord Heiyang’s orders, I didn’t dare to disobey him at all, and silently endured the countless punishments and tortures imposed on me by Lord Heiyang…”
"Haha, then I'm really hateful."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and looked down at the book in Hong Li's hand. At a glance, he saw the words "corpse", "blood", "fragments", "distorted", etc., and black lines could not help but appear on his head. p>
"I remember that the books you usually read are not so bloody and heavy, right?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li warily, trying to estimate his wife's mental health so that he could take countermeasures in advance... At the very least, he had to be mentally prepared!
"Hey, what's that weird look in your eyes?"
Hong Li glanced at Hei Yang unhappily, lowered her head to read the page in her hand, and then unfolded the cover to show Hei Yang.
"Look, the subtitle of this third part has it all written - Blood Flowers Will Bloom in the End."
"So?"
Hei Yang tilted his head and waited for Hong Li to continue.
"So the main theme of this movie is to kill and bleed everywhere!"
Hong Li tapped the cover of the book with her fingers and explained: "The heroine is seeking revenge. At the end of the previous book, it was already revealed that the heroine has turned dark.
Sure enough, from the beginning of this movie, the heroine is killing people all the way!
Wow, you didn’t know that in the first movie, this girl was so silly and sweet, a little flower in the greenhouse, innocent, kind and free from worries, she dreamed of little flowers every day, the kind that made her cry for a long time after punching her twice.<
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But then she encountered a series of changes, her family was broken up, she fled, she was betrayed and betrayed, and she was so unlucky that even cold water could fit between her teeth...
Oops, I’m so miserable anyway. Sister Hongli, I can’t bear to see this little cutie suffer. It makes me burst into tears!”
"Real or false?"
Hei Yang looked suspicious: "Crocodile tears? The rabbit dies and the fox is sad?"
"Of course it's true!"
Hong Li smacked Hei Yang angrily and hummed: "The depressing feeling of the first two films, the tragic atmosphere created by the gap between before and after...
It was so frustrating that it took me several times to finish it, because I had to wait for a while while watching it."
"But it's better now. The little cutie has turned into a big shark. Alas, although it can be regarded as a kind of abuse, because she can't go back to the past..."
"Well, that's probably what it looks like..."
Hongli stopped, took two steps back, fiddled with her bangs, and smiled sweetly: "This is how the heroine looked at the beginning."
"Then..."
Hong Li shook her head, her innocent and romantic expression gradually turned gloomy. She covered half of her face with her hair, revealing an eye full of hatred, with a strange arc at the corner of her mouth, and chuckled: "This is blackening.
After!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang couldn't help laughing and extended his thumb: "Okay, it's very vivid!"
"It's far from that. She really experienced those misfortunes, but I was just pretending...and I don't want to be like her!"
Hong Li sighed, clenched her fists and gritted her teeth: "But fortunately, at least those guys who disgusted me in both movies will be caught and killed by the heroine!
The author has said that the third volume will be the last one in this series. It’s finally a bit more satisfying, so take it as a consolation!
Although I think there will be endless emptiness after revenge, but at least before, let’s make the enemy more unfortunate!”
"..."
Listening to Hong Li's indignant accusation, Hei Yang shook his head. It could be heard that Hong Li was indeed fascinated by the story, but if it really followed the plot Hong Li said, Hei Yang might not be able to see too much and gave up. p>
With a glass heart like his, he can't bear to see any abuse or misery. In this regard, Hongli is stronger, and he still swallows it even though he knows it's a knife.
"Although I haven't read the first two books you mentioned, since you said these three books are by the same author..."
Hei Yang speculated with the worst possible malice: "Since her previous plots were so sadistic, maybe she will be stabbed in the finale?
For a guy like this who is always a swordsman, who knows if she will become more and more addicted as she writes.
For example, a popular character is dead in the first part, a popular character is dead in the second part, and a lot of them are dead in the third part... Do you understand what I mean?"
"Bah, bah, bah, shut up the crow! Who knows what you mean!"
Hongli glared at Hei Yang fiercely and silenced him.
"Children's words are not forbidden, children's words are not forbidden, children's words should not be taken seriously, the bad luck is gone, the bad luck is gone!"
"Huh, little Heiyang, don't even think about messing with my Taoist mind!"
Hongli took a deep breath and hummed softly.
"The so-called tragedy is to destroy beautiful things for people to see.
The protagonist of this book has nothing to lose, so there is no way she can break my defenses again!"
"..."
A few black spots popped up on Hei Yang's head. He stretched out his hand to push Hong Li's hair back, and couldn't help but rub the other person's head a few times, causing the latter to roll his eyes.
"Do you want to watch it?"
Hong Li moved her body and asked Hei Yang.
"Reading while walking is not a good habit..."
Heiyang educates his girlfriend seriously.
"Cut the nonsense, watch it or not watch it."
"Look!"
"That's right, hehe."
Hong Li's unhappy little face instantly revealed a bright smile. She reached out and took out the sunshade umbrella she just bought and handed it to Hei Yang. The latter naturally reached out to take it and held up the umbrella, letting the shadows fall down to cover the two of them. p>
Hei Yang raised his head and looked at the pattern on the umbrella. It was decorated with red ribbons hanging down all around. It was so gaudy that it didn’t look like a serious umbrella!
To be honest, the sunshade effect of this umbrella is actually not as good as buying a big black umbrella.
However, this flower umbrella was actually bought for wedding decoration. It has great ornamental and practical effects, so just ignore this small flaw.
ahzww
Who doesn’t have a shortcoming, right? As long as it can play its due role and decorate the wedding venue beautifully like mom and the others said, that will be enough!
As for decoration, they definitely didn't just buy this one. There are various colorful umbrellas of the same or different styles in the storage bag, quietly waiting to shine at the right time.
Red ribbons cover the faces of the two people, and the circular shadows move slowly with the team.
As they continue to advance, it is difficult for such a conspicuous team not to attract people's attention.
For example, Hei Yang Hongli has been living at home for nearly twenty years. As a result, except for direct blood relatives, he can count the rest of the people he knows in his hometown of Wuse City on his fingers.
Moreover, the relationship between the two people they "know" is not very good. At most, they only know their full names and have spoken a few words.
Most of the rest are the kind of familiar and unfamiliar people who "look familiar, but when asked, I don't know their name, where they live, whose family they belong to, or what they should be called."
People!
Probably because they look familiar and know that they are from Five Color City, but I don’t know anything else. I can only say that they have an impression.
When others mention Heiyang Hongli, they also use words such as "Muguang's son" and "Yuying's daughter" to refer to her, because they don't know their full names...
Occasionally, if I don’t go out for a while, I might go to someone else’s store to buy something, and I might be asked, “Where are you two from? You look a bit unfamiliar.”
Normally at this time, Hei Yang Hongli would show an awkward and impolite smile. Anyway, this is not the first time he has been expelled from Wuse City, he is used to it!
But Hei Yang Hongli and his parents are different. They are neighbors and fellow villagers, whose names and addresses belong to their homes. They can talk to almost anyone they meet on the street, and they always look familiar.
"Good guy, Yuying, this is your daughter, she's so cute!"
"Ahem, um, this is my granddaughter, and my daughter is behind."
"Hey, look at my memory, I thought your daughter was just that good!"
"Brother Mu Guang, that's your daughter, she looks so much like her mother, haha."
"Well, that's my sister-in-law, my sister Yiyi. Have you forgotten that Xiaoyang is the only one in my family who doesn't have a daughter?"
"Oh, that's what happened, I'm sorry, I always thought your Xiaoyang was a girl, hahaha..."
"Your two children are getting married? Ah? I thought those two of your families had already gotten married!"
"I have always thought so. I thought they were together all the time. Why didn't they have children for so long? I thought they had been married for many years..."
"..."
"It seems like someone is talking about us."
Hei Yang suddenly said quietly.
"What the hell, talking about us has nothing to do with us."
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes and couldn't help but complain: "But it turns out that we have been socially married for so many years?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang turned the pages speechlessly and said while reading: "Obviously before the year before last year, the two of us were really innocent, but they ended up slandering us..."
"I feel like I've lost a lot..."
Hongli curled her lips: "It's like when someone says you did something bad. If you actually did it, there's nothing much to say. But if you didn't, you'd feel like you missed an opportunity to do something bad for no reason." p>
"What is an opportunity to do bad things!"
Hei Yang earnestly taught: "Don't do evil because it's a small thing!"
"It's just a metaphor, I didn't do anything bad."
Hong Li rolled her eyes: "What I mean is, if I had known that we were already impure in the eyes of others, then I might as well have gotten you earlier. Members can buy it first, buy it early and enjoy it early!"<
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"Ah this..."
Black lines appeared on Heiyang's forehead, and he gave Hongli a look, letting her experience it for herself.
"It's useless for you to look at me. That's what I thought just now. Is it wrong to tell the truth?"
Hongli curled her lips and thought divergently: "When it comes to membership, I always think of that girl Xiaoyun. She said she would come to play with me in a while, and she didn't specify the time..."
"Just wait, it won't be until February anyway."
Hei Yang explained: "I went out to take out the trash after dinner yesterday, and I happened to see my third uncle cleaning bird droppings from his hair next to the trash can. That's not important...
I was so free that I casually chatted with my third uncle, but my third uncle said that he heard from his father, my grandpa, that my grandpa heard from the head of the Yaowang Sect..."
"Stop!"
Hongli patted Heiyangxia with the back of her hand and said speechlessly: "Let's just get to the point!"
"Oh, the main point is that I heard that the cultivation world will hold another disciple competition in February this year. It seems to be to celebrate the promotion of the Five Elements Sect to the Holy Land...
At that time, every prestigious sect in the cultivation world will send elders to bring outstanding disciples of the sect to the Five Elements Sect for gatherings.
When the time comes, everyone will have a good time eating and drinking together, watching the disciples playing around, and discussing some business cooperation and other things..."
"Oh, I know this well!"
Hongli's eyes lit up: "Sect martial arts competitions, according to my many years of experience in reading novels, usually the person who takes first place will be a little-known disciple, and then he will become a blockbuster, slap the geniuses of various sects in the face, and break a lot of records
!"
"Tsk, don't splash blood on me..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and complained: "But seeing that you look interested, do you still want to represent the Five Elements Sect in the battle?"
"Come on, I am now a lord-type NPC who gives out prizes to people. I no longer belong to the younger generation."
Hongli waved her hand and said nonchalantly: "Whoever wants to go can go, it has nothing to do with us anyway."
"Indeed!"
"Xiao Li Xiao Yang!"
Qing Lianlian trotted over and handed them the two candied haws in her hands.
"My aunt bought this for you, please don't snatch one from each person!"
"Ah, thank you, Auntie Lianlian!"
"Hey, you're welcome!"
Qing Lianlian nodded with satisfaction and quickly turned around and ran away: "Xiaohuo, wait a moment, auntie, don't eat the leftovers secretly..."
"The little fire is gone!"
"Nonsense, what is that on your lips!"
"That's what Auntie let Xiaohuo eat just now!"
"Oh, it seems true, I saw it wrong, hahaha..."
"You two, run slower!"
"Stop falling!"
"Muguang pays."
"Hey, don't introduce me for now, Xiaochen is here with you!"
"..."
"Hey, Black Yang, try this one, it's so sour!"
"I am sweet, you can eat this."
"Well, then I'll take one, hehe!"
"Any number will do. I remember there is..." in front of this street.
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