How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 303: Family rules: the easiest to break, the least costly, and to some extent the most emotionally affecting rules
Chapter 303: Family rules: the easiest to break, the least costly, and to some extent the most emotionally affecting rules
"I'm back, I'm back, mom and dad open the door for Xiaohuo!
Xiao Huo helped his forgetful parents bring back his lazy sister!"
Xiaoli Huohe was carrying a little sloth on his back, flapping his wings and flying towards Yangli's house while shouting: "Open the door for Xiaohuo!"
Less than two seconds after the words fell, a gap appeared in the semicircular barrier covering Yangli's house, allowing Xiaohuo to fall smoothly into the courtyard.
"Mom?"
Xiao Huo asked curiously: "Where does Lazy Sister live?"
"Just put it on the pomegranate tree, she said it before..."
Hong Li's voice came slowly: "Come over and see if the house prepared for you is suitable. If it's not suitable, tell me. We still have many empty houses..."
"Well, every time I mention these details, I feel deeply grateful to those senior sisters and brothers."
Hei Yang's voice came from the side: "I always feel that the previous reception was not sincere enough, so why don't I give them some more thank you gifts?"
"You can have this. When Xiaoyun comes next time, let her help carry it..."
Hong Li was thinking about it and turned around to see a little red head sticking out from the door of the living room. He was looking at the room curiously. He couldn't help but waved in a funny way: "What are you doing sneakily? This is our own home.
It’s not the first time we’ve met, come and see the house prepared for you.”
"Oh!"
Xiao Huo's eyes lit up, and he ran all the way to his parents. He stretched his head and looked inside, his eyes widened: "Wow! There are pink wall stickers on the wall, and there is a small bed that looks very comfortable. p>
On the bedside are the little flamingo doll, the red Xiaoli puppet that Aunt Xiaoyun gave to her mother, and, oh, there is also a black Xiaoyang puppet from my father. When did you get it?"
"Ah, Hei Yang found a piece of wood and cut it with his own sword."
Hong Li chuckled, jokingly bumping into Hei Yang, who had officially become her husband in law, and said cheerfully: "Some guy saw the little flamingo next to his mother Hong Xiaoli loving each other, and then that little
A glassy heart can’t stand it.
I picked up a piece of wood and put it in the living room in the middle of the night. Then I quietly put the black sun next to the two of us.
I thought he got up in the middle of the night to steal something to eat, hehe."
"Smile, smile, smile, smile!"
Hei Yang got angry and slapped Hong Li in the face. The latter was happy and rubbed his butt, but was too embarrassed to continue stimulating Hei Yang.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you."
As if coaxing a child, Hongli smiled and touched Heiyang's head, which was squatting on the ground. She reached out and held Xiaohuo and walked into the room. She looked around the bedroom and asked, "How is it? I am satisfied with this room."
?"
"Satisfied!"
Xiaohuo nodded with bright eyes: "It's much bigger than the small house that Xiaohuo lived in before!"
"Ah this..."
Hongli's smile froze and the corners of her mouth twitched: "Xueli has lived in that small house for fifteen years since she was three years old. The house is too small. I really feel sorry for Mr. Xiaohuo."
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo said with a smile: "No, no, Xiao Huo just praised this house. He didn't mean to say that the small house where his mother lived before was bad. He definitely didn't step on it!"
"Ha, Xiaohuo is just telling the truth. Who are you trying to scare Hongli with that tone of voice?"
Hei Yang pulled Xiao Huo behind him to protect him, and comforted him: "It's okay, Xiao Huo, Dad will protect you, and boldly speak out what's in your heart. The house before Hong Li was indeed pitifully small.
Well, it’s not as big as my house anyway, and I’ve laughed at her many times, so I won’t miss you this time!”
"Hey, what do you mean? My room is a little smaller than yours, so what? I still have my own study!"
Hongli couldn't help but said loudly: "Do you have one? Do you have one? Does Hei Yang have his own study? No! Ha!"
"The combined area of my bedroom and my study is larger than your bedroom, so the area of the house I have at my disposal is obviously larger than yours, Heiyang. I really don't know why you are so proud of it!"
Hong Li snorted softly, stretched out her hand to pull Xiao Huo into her arms and hugged her.
"Xiaohuo, don't listen to him trying to instigate the relationship between our mother and daughter. Your dad is not a good person. Don't have any contact with him in the future. Otherwise, you will be a bad person when you grow up!"
"Slander, right?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "What evidence do you have that Xiao Huo will imitate me? Are you really going to do it just by opening your mouth?"
"Aha?"
Hongli looked at Hei Yang in surprise and pointed at herself: "Am I not the evidence?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's expression froze, looking at Hong Li's confident look, he lowered his head and sighed: "Okay, okay, you won, but I lost."
"Ha, I guess you know the truth!"
Hong Li smiled proudly, feeling proud instead of ashamed.
She pulled Xiao Huo, who looked excited, to the shelf beside the wall, smiled, and took out the storage bag: "It's not over yet!"
"Huh?"
Xiaohuo tilted his head curiously, and then saw Hongli suddenly pouring out a bunch of snacks from the storage bag, including bread, chips, cookies, candies, jelly, juice, raisins, melon seeds, peanuts, fruit candies...
Under Xiao Huo's dumbfounded gaze, piles of big and small bags were dumped on the shelves and piled high on top of each other. In the blink of an eye, the shelves were full and overflowing, while Hong Li was still pouring snacks out with a kind smile on her face. "Mom, that's enough, that's enough!"
Xiaohuo hurriedly said: "Xiaohuo can't eat anymore! There's so much to eat!"
"Huh? How is that possible?"
Hong Li raised her eyebrows and couldn't help but said: "You were able to eat everything when you were born, why can't you eat it now?
This is what you like to eat, don’t be polite to mom, just feel free to eat it!”
"Hey, is there a possibility..."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li, who was radiant with motherhood, and couldn't help but chuckled and poured cold water on her: "Xiao Huo has been enjoying the spicy food at his parents' place during this period. He has all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas. I don't care about you Hong Li."
Is this a joke?"
"What?!!"
Hongli's eyes suddenly widened, and there was a thunderbolt from the sky behind her, and she felt a long arrow piercing her heart. She looked at Xiaohuo with a sad face, and her lips trembled clearly.
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"Could it be that, Xiaohuo, you..."
Hong Li's voice was filled with tears, which made Xiao Huo's conscience hurt.
"Not a small fire, not a small fire!"
Xiaohuo waved her hands quickly: "Mom, don't listen to dad!"
"Little fire..."
Hong Li burst into tears and fell into Hei Yang's arms, crying: "Hei Yang, my daughter has grown up and dislikes her old mother. Oh wu wu, she doesn't want us anymore!"
"Well, alas, Xiaoli, I, alas..."
Hei Yang sighed, patted Hong Li's back, wiped his tears with a lonely look on his face and said: "There is nothing we can do about this. If we are to blame, it is because we neglected our children when we were young. Now this is to take revenge on us two old people.
No matter how painful it is, you have to endure it."
"Woo woo woo..."
Hongli continued to cry: "Then the two of us will lose gold coins..."
"Who knows..."
"Woooooooo..."*2
"???"
Looking at the two drama queens, a row of black lines crossed Xiao Huo's head, and he couldn't help shouting: "Mom and dad, that's enough! Stop teasing Xiao Huo!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu up up up up up up to the child's father, the child is yelling at us..."
"Oh, my mother, please bear with me, you will no longer be able to hear when you are almost deaf..."
"Woooooooo..."*2
"Well, Xiaohuo is going to tell grandma and grandma..."
"!!!"
Hei Yang Hongli's body suddenly stiffened, and she immediately ducked behind Xiao Huo, pinched her aggrieved daughter's shoulders eagerly, and said with a sneer: "Hahaha, it's not like Xiao Huo, your parents are just teasing you!"
/p>
Hahaha, that is to say, Xiaohuo is so well-behaved, um, so sensible, ah, such a kind-hearted little girl, how could she dislike her parents?
No, just now our family Xiao Huo helped his parents to pick up the sloth. At such a young age, he knows how to share the pressure of his parents. He will definitely be a filial daughter in the future, and he will rely on Xiao Huo to support him in old age!"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh..."
Hearing that her parents were finally willing to tell the truth, Xiaohuo couldn't help but nodded: "Well, that's it. This is the right thing. Xiaohuo is such a sensible child!"
"Then, sensible Xiaohuo, let's discuss the family rules?"
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other with a kind smile.
"No problem!"
Xiaohuo waved his hand, his face full of pride: "The rules are only for bad children, good children will never feel the existence of rules! Ha! It just so happens that Xiaohuo is a good boy!"
"Very good! Ambitious!"
Hei Yang laughed and stretched out his hand: "Hong Li, bring me the house rules!"
"Here we go!"
Hongli reached out and pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Xiaohuo: "Xiaohuo, read the house rules!"
"Eh? Has it been written?"
Xiaohuo took it in surprise and was stunned for a moment. She found that the paper was folded in half. She unfolded it from the middle, then found that it was still folded in half, and unfolded it again...
Expand again, uh, continue to expand...
Xiao Huo held up the house rules and watched the paper drag down a long list. He couldn't help but draw a row of black lines on his forehead. He sighed and slowly started reading from the beginning.
"Family Rules of the Yangli Family in Five Colors City"
[Dear Xiaohuo, you are welcome to join our harmonious and friendly family. Dad Hei Yang and mother Hongli will fulfill their responsibilities and fulfill their parental obligations conscientiously, so that you can experience the warmth of home and the company of your family.] p>
[Before you officially become a member of this family, Xiaohuo, please remember and abide by the following rules carefully to avoid destroying family harmony.]
[First, the Yangli family has an excellent defense system, and the safety of the family members will be fully guaranteed. It is completely impossible for outsiders to enter the home without permission.
Therefore, if Xiaohuo sees strangers or other creatures at home, immediately tell your parents not to talk or get close, especially when the stranger is holding a lollipop and wants to take you to the aquarium or amusement park.】<
/p>
[Second, the Yangli family only has one child, Xiaohuo, and there will probably only be one daughter, Xiaohuo. If Xiaohuo feels lonely, he can explain it to his parents, and then look forward to the appearance of one or two younger siblings.]<
/p>
[3. Mom’s study room needs to be absolutely clean and tidy, and books must be placed in order. Please make sure you don’t leave any rubbish in the study room.]
[Fourth, the kitchen at home is generally not used for cooking. If you see food in the pot, make sure it is not leftover from before.]
[Five, don’t enter mom and dad’s house casually.]
[6. There is no wine at home. If you smell wine, find it quickly. It may be that some fruit is rotten and fermented.]
[Seven, if you see wine at home, leave immediately. It is the medicinal wine of your parents. Its function is, ahem, to prevent dementia in middle-aged and elderly people. Children should not touch it!]
[8. Don’t disturb the sloth’s sleep, and generally don’t disturb your parents’ sleep.]
[Nine, when the sloth is awake, be extremely vigilant, because this is an emergency!]
[10. When you hear strange noises coming from your parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, or in the morning, or at noon, or, ahem, anytime, or your parents screaming, ahem,
Don't worry, parents are just talking in their sleep!
(Added: A soundproof barrier has been installed in my parents’ bedroom. If there are still sounds coming out, it only means that my parents are talking loudly in their sleep. Ahem, don’t worry, your parents can hold on! Well, it refers to psychology.
Able to bear it! No other extended meaning!)]
[Eleven, when dad/mom is suddenly caught by mom/dad in the living room and taken into the bedroom, please don’t worry, mom and dad are just talking in their sleep!]
[Twelve, when Xiaohuo wants to go out to play, remember to tell your parents.
If your parents are sleeping, you can choose to wait for them to wake up, or bring at least one of the "Red Xiaoli Puppet" and "Black Xiaoyang Puppet" in your room, and make sure the "Little Fire Crane Doll" is in Xiao Huo's bedroom. Remember to leave a note for your parents when you leave, and you must get home before 6 p.m.]
[Thirteen, if your parents sleep for more than a week, you can choose to proactively remind (cross out) and knock on the door to wake your parents, unless your parents have explained it in advance.]
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[Fourteen, if your parents don’t respond, go find your grandma or grandma immediately. Your parents may be too hungry to walk, so ask them to come and save your parents!]
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[Fifteen, Xiaohuo must go to bed early and get up early, and is not allowed to learn the bad habits of his parents!]
[Sixteen, when Xiaohuo feels that the nutrition of the food at home cannot keep up with his physical development, tell his parents immediately to avoid malnutrition.]
[Seventeen, there is no so-called "plantation area" at home, but your parents will try to find an opportunity to get it out, so don't be afraid even if you enter the plantation area by mistake, they may just forget to tell you that it has been out.
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[18. If you can’t see sloths in the yard, it means that the plantation area has probably been built.]
[Nineteen, if you enter the plantation area by mistake, small fires must not damage the vegetation, let alone pick immature fruits. When ripe, there will naturally be small fires.]
[Twenty, don’t panic after getting lost in the plantation area, shout the name of the sloth, and she will appear and take you out.]
[Twenty-one, if the sloth does not appear, go straight in the opposite direction to the only tree in the plantation area, and Xiaohuo will come out.]
[Twenty-two, the last resort, when there is nothing you can do, if you think bad words about your parents in your heart, your parents will arrive in time to help Xiao Huo... and then open up Xiao Huo's ass.]
[Twenty-three, even if we complain to grandma and grandma after a small fire and make our parents’ butts explode, we will not give in! Parents cannot be humiliated!]
【Twenty-four,...】
【…………】
【…………】
"Um...ah...this..."
Xiao Huo's brows furrowed more and more tightly, and his smart little head turned rapidly, scratching his head while trying to understand the family rules.
"Our family's house rules are so complicated..."
"It's actually nothing harmful. In summary, it's just a few parts."
Hongli waved her hand: "The first part is to get familiar with what is at home and quickly get used to the environment at home.
Part 2: Don’t grievance yourself at home, just say what you have to say.
Part 3: Under normal circumstances, don’t bother your parents if nothing happens. If something happens...
The fourth part has classified and detailed specific countermeasures, as well as countermeasures for unexpected surprises, and countermeasures for countermeasures beyond unexpected surprises..."
"Hmm."
Hei Yang laughed and said: "Even though the long list is scary, in fact our family doesn't have many rules. Most of them are just various situations listed by your parents who don't trust your safety.
Because it’s my first time as a parent, I’m always afraid of something going wrong.”
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo nodded in understanding, and felt warm in his heart when he saw the genuine concern on his parents' faces.
But she still had a question: "What is the plantation written on it?"
"Oh, my parents want to plant a very important peach tree. I told Sloth before to ask her to help protect it."
Hei Yang explained: "Because we feel that the yard is still not safe enough, we have to open up a plantation, plant flat peach trees in it, and add fertilizer and reinforcement from time to time to ensure its safety."
"Pioneering?"
Question marks appear on the head of the little fire.
"It's a small world, a small secret realm like the Five Elements and Five Parts, or a special space like the other side of my parents' supernatural power."
Hongli put her hands on her hips and said proudly: "We are going to dig out a small secret space in the courtyard specifically to hide the peach tree and plant it."
"Yes, we already have the ability to create similar small secret realms!"
Hong Li met Xiao Huo's gaze and nodded affirmatively: "Generally speaking, only monks who have reached the Nascent Soul stage will be exposed to space abilities.
However, although we are not in the Nascent Soul stage, we have already had space magical powers. Even if we are only at the Golden Core stage, the methods of using space abilities are no worse than those of the old Nascent Soul level who have been immersed in this way for many years!
”
"For example..."
Hong Li stretched out her finger and swiped in the air, tearing a dark hole in the air: "Supernatural power, banishment!"
"Wow!"
Xiao Huo looked at her mother and the space crack she made with admiration, and curiously looked into it: "Is this inside the space, or is it outside the world?"
"It's so shocking..."
Xiaohuo's pale red eyes were darkened by the void. He felt the suction coming from the cracks in space, felt the airflow around him becoming violent and restless, and watched the cracks in space gradually enlarge...
Wait, suction? Angry? Amplification?!
Xiaohuo suddenly came back to his senses, his eyes widened and he was about to speak, when he saw a pair of big hands smoothing the cracks with a slap, and then slapped Hongli on the head.
Hei Yang said fiercely: "Next time if you continue to do such dangerous behavior as creating space cracks in the house at home, I will let you talk in your sleep for a month!"
Hongli: "..."
Damn it! The threat from this guy Hei Yang is so scary!