How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 323: There is a kind of rejection, which is called going home and waiting for news, and I will inform you later
Chapter 323: There is a kind of rejection, which is called going home and waiting for news, and I will inform you later
At Wuliangjianmen Mountain Gate, Hongli and Heiyang walked hand in hand, and the steep slope was as smooth as walking on the ground.
"Hoo!"
Hongli held Heiyang's hand and kept waving her arm while looking around at the surrounding scenery, looking cheerful.
"Ah, the birds are singing and the flowers are blooming!
Sunshine, gentle breeze, and the people I love."
Hong Li leaned on Hei Yang's shoulder, with an intoxicated expression on her face.
"Are we going to go hiking together in the spring?"
"Of course."
Hei Yang nodded affirmatively and said casually: "Put a piece of cloth on it and put some food on it, and it'll be a picnic, right?"
"Yeah."
Hongli lifted her hair from her forehead and smiled: "I heard Yao Qingkong say before that after they got married, they went to travel around the world, visiting various scenic spots, how happy and comfortable they were.
At that time, I thought, what’s the fun in running around outside? I’m tired and bored. It’s better to lie at home and read books and comics. Sleeping is even more interesting than that.”
"But now I know what true beauty is like..."
Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang, her eyes full of fascination, and her voice gradually sounded.
"Behind the blue sky, white clouds, red flowers and green willows, the beautiful young man's smile makes people excited."
"The scenery is not the key, the most important thing is the people in the scenery!"
Hongli nodded and made such violent remarks loudly.
"So Hei Yang, let's travel around the world after we get married!
Well, you can carry me on your back or hold me!
Anyway, just hang me on your body and set off, taking me to those wonderful and magnificent scenery.
And I just need to sleep peacefully, and when I open my eyes again, I have already arrived from one scenic spot to another. Ha, it’s great to think about it, isn’t it!”
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and said hehe: "What are you thinking, am I going to be your means of transportation?"
"You said, this is called a private car!"
"Haha."
Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and shook his head: "Speaking of which, I don't even know what the famous attractions in this world are.
However, based on my experience in my previous life, the more famous a tourist attraction is, the worse the general experience is.
Of course, what I said may be one-sided, but in most cases it is like this.
First, because the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, and second, because at this time, there will be a lot of people.
There is a traffic jam on the road, the scenic spots are crowded, and the things sold around are extremely expensive.
It may also be possible that heatstroke and colds may occur due to weather conditions.
After finally squeezing through and escaping to the sky, I just took one look at the scenery and wanted to go back again.
After all, some places are very strange scenery for us outsiders.
And for the local people, this is probably a normal scene."
"So?"
Hongli looked at Hei Yang curiously: "What did you do?"
"So I choose cloud travel! Low energy, fuel saving, low carbon and environmental protection!"
Hei Yang snorted and said proudly: "As long as you have seen the photos or related information of those places and know what they are like, seeing it means you own it!
In this way, you don’t have to experience the pain and torture yourself!”
"Ah this..."
Hongli scratched her head: "So, do we still want to go?"
"Listen to you."
Hei Yang said casually: "If you say you won't go, we won't go. If you say you want to go, we will set off at that time.
Of course, you have to come with me and share the blessings and hardships!"
"Ah this..."
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes: "Then I have to think about it carefully and give you an answer later."
"Okay, I understand."
Hei Yang suddenly realized: "Thinking about it is equivalent to being too lazy to think about it. Thinking about it means you didn't think about it before.
Then the plan will be postponed for further discussion, and then there will be nothing more to come after it is postponed, right?"
"Then who can say clearly?"
Hong Li curled her lips, looked up at the Wuliang Sword Gate in front of her, and nodded: "Well, we're here."
"Is this the mountain gate of Wuliangjianmen?"
Hei Yang looked at the white fog in front of him that did not look like a natural formation. His red eyes flickered and he looked into the depths of the white fog.
A huge stone lies there, with the two characters "Wu Liang" engraved on it, giving people a sharp and unruly feeling.
Looking behind the boulder, there is a light curtain barrier, just like the one that surrounds the Five Elements Sect's secret realm barrier, and inside is the Infinite Sword Gate.
"That..."
Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li and scratched his head: "How should we get in?"
"Uh..."
Hong Li frowned and thought: "How about? Hei Yang, go knock on the door?"
"Ah? Why me?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li and couldn't help but said: "Aren't you the leader of the Five Elements Sect? You have a serious official status. Can't you just go up there?"
"Wow, are you stupid?"
Hongli's eyes widened and she pointed at herself: "You also know that I am the leader of the Five Elements Sect. As the leader, how can I go up and knock on the door myself?
Just like you said before, ah, Wukong, there is a house in front of you, go and ask them if you can stay for a night or something like that."
Hongli nodded and affirmed: "Obviously, this kind of thing is usually done by small followers, so that I look more powerful.
Even if I leave the sect and live here, I still have a good time, okay?"
"Go away, I declare that you are now a minion."
Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head gently, yawned and said, "So you should go."
"..."
"..."
"Let's go together?"*2
"Okay!"*2
"Speaking of which, do you think we need to release all our cultivation base?"
Hongli suddenly thought of a question, and she raised a finger with a serious face: "That newly invaded guy is called prejudice, right?"
"Hmm, so what?"
"So if we just go there stupidly, something like this might happen."
Hong Li wrapped Hei Yang with imagination bubbles and let him see his fantasy.
I saw Fake Li and Fake Yang walking towards the light curtain, when suddenly two shouts came out.
"Wait!"
"Who is coming!"
The two people suddenly jumped out and looked at the fake penis and fake glass with arrogant expressions.
"You guys, Xiao Xiu, this is not a place for you to come. Leave quickly, lest we start chasing people away."
Bubble pause.
"Wow, they sound like villains when they talk."
Hei Yang couldn't help but exclaimed in admiration: "But it should be said, ha, where did this little thing with no eyes come from, dare to disturb our grand plan?"
"Now that you have discovered it, then you can't even think of leaving?"
Hongli scratched her head and continued: "Should I say this?"
"Huh? We haven't found anything yet!"
"Whatever, the villain still needs a reason to take action?"
"Yeah."
Bubble starts.
"Hmph, wanton."
Jian Yang snorted coldly and pointed to Jia Li next to him: "You are so blind that you don't even see who is this person in front of you? How dare you talk nonsense here?"
"Who is it? Who is it?"
"Ha, that's right, I think he's just a nobody..."
Bubble pause.
"Classic, no matter how famous we two are, there will always be one or two people like a guard or security guard who don't recognize us."
Hei Yang couldn't help but butt in.
Bubbles continue.
"You are impudent and blind. Kneel down and apologize to Her Majesty the Queen!"
Fake Yang snorted coldly, and the expressions of the two people opposite him changed: "How, how is that possible? How could it be that adult? This is impossible!"
"The First Minister of the Ming Dynasty"
"Humph, nothing is impossible!"
Jiali curled up the corner of his mouth, and his cultivation aura exploded, making the two of them breathless.
"Golden elixir overhaul?"
"So scary!"
"Hurry and report to the sect leader!"
The bubbles dissipate.
"Okay, let's just go here."
Hei Yang waved his hand, dispersing Hong Li's fantasy bubbles, and said speechlessly: "The next step is for the senior brothers and sisters to ask who is making a loud noise in front of our sect? Then they are slapped in the face by us.
Then the elders came out again, haha, the juniors should not be so presumptuous! Then they were slapped in the face by us again."
"Hmm, that's right."
Hongli nodded: "Then the sect leader will come out and shout, stop, who told you to blah blah... We walked into the sect with our heads held high amidst a bunch of shocked, frightened and resentful eyes."
"One thing to say, one thing to say, it's true."
Hei Yang frowned: "But if you let go of your momentum as soon as you get up there, won't you be regarded as someone who's just here to have fun?"
"Wow, why do you have so many things!"
Hongli couldn't help but point at the two demonic figures floating towards the depths of the white mist, and said unhappily: "Look at how impatient they both are!"
"Ha, their impatience is their business, not ours... huh?"
Heiyang Hongli turned her head and saw two demonic figures flying towards Wuliang Sword Gate.
When passing through the barrier, the demonic shadow swayed, as if it had no entity, and just passed through.
Well, no matter where Yang Li is scolded, the demon shadow can arrive almost instantly, and it has the ability to ignore obstacles.
If Heiyang Hongli could be like the demon shadow, he wouldn't have to worry about being thrown into the sky and unable to come down.
But that's not the point now, the point is...
"Hey! You two, calm down!"
Hongli couldn't help but chased after her. When she passed by the barrier, she pulled it open, stepped into her body, and sewed it back with her backhand. Black Yang teleported to her side. The two of them successfully invaded the Infinite Sword in 0.02 seconds.
Door.
"Bah, what is invasion!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but have veins popping out of his head: "Let's make it clear that we are the positive characters, okay?"
"Stop talking nonsense!"
Hong Li pointed in one direction, vaguely saw the tail of the demon shadow, and gritted her teeth: "Hei Yang, chase!"
"Oh ho, it's coming, it's coming!"
………
"Hey, what do you mean?"
Senior Brother No. 1 opened his eyes wide and waved the pass in his hand at the guard, while he couldn't help shouting: "The pass is here, we have all applied successfully, why are we not allowed out!"
"That's right!"
Senior Brother No. 2 couldn't help but share the same hatred and said: "Do you want to violate the sect's rules and abuse your power?"
"Don't, don't, don't, but don't criticize me as soon as you come up."
Guard No. 2 took the pass and opened it with a soft hum: "I wonder if you didn't let me take a good look at this pass just now. Who knows if it is a fake.
You must know that you old fools know how to cheat every day, always forging passes, trying to sneak out!
Because of this matter, how many times have our two brothers been taught a lesson?"
"Who are you calling a fritter?"
Senior Brother No. 3 also couldn't stand it anymore and spoke directly.
"Try to scold me again. Is it unfair to accuse someone? Where is the evidence?"
"Huh? No evidence."
Guard No. 1 said in a strange tone: "But it may not be innocent."
"Bah, I think you two usually neglect your duties and use chicken feathers as arrows, so you are punished!"
Senior Brother No. 4 had a look of disdain on his face: "This is the time when I can regain my sense of existence. It must be very difficult for you on the road of cultivation!"
"Oh, it's none of your business whether it's difficult or not."
Guard No. 2 pointed to the small portrait on the pass, frowned and looked at the four of them: "Is this portrait of you?"
"It's me!"
Senior Brother No. 3 snorted softly.
"Is it you?"
"Yes! I was still very thin at that time."
"I think this is not you!"
Guard No. 2 threw the pass on the ground and snorted: "Fake, go back!"
"You!!!"
The four of them were furious for a moment, but the cultivation they had cultivated over the years allowed them to restrain themselves. Although they said it in words, taking action was another matter. After all, they were from the same sect!
"Wow! That's too much! Brothers can't bear it anymore, copy the guy!
Can this be tolerated? If we can bear this, we can just carry a turtle shell and lie in the water and become turtle grandsons!"
"!!!"
The four people's eyes suddenly turned red: "You're right! Go ahead and charge them!"
"Hey, hey, don't mess around!"
Looking at the four people who wanted to take action, guard number one and two were sweating on their foreheads. They reached out to pick up the pass from the ground, opened it and pointed at it.
"Let's be honest, we didn't even stamp the anti-counterfeiting seal, how can this be true?!"
"Huh?"
The four of them were stunned for a moment and looked at each other.
"Did we build it?"
"Isn't it covered?"
"It seems I forgot to cover it."
"What a waste! It would be nice to just be accommodating on such a small matter. There are so many jabberings. I really think the brothers have no temper!"
"Well said!"
No. 4 nodded sternly, then suddenly froze, turning to look at the indignant Hong Butian next to him, with a question mark popping up on his head.
"Brother, who are you?"
"Oh, who do you care who I am!"
Hong Butian's expression remained unchanged, cold sweat broke out on his head, and he encouraged again: "This kind of thing has nothing to do with right or wrong, it's a matter of face!
If you give in, you won’t be able to hold your head high in the clan for the rest of your life!”
"Don't get excited..."
Looking at the four people who were about to rush in excitedly, the two guards could not help but change their expressions slightly.
"Wow, they are going too far. It's obvious that they didn't care. They forged passes and were furious when they were exposed."
Hong Butian pinched his throat and said: "Brothers, don't be afraid, call people, shake them quickly, let them not think that because there are more people, they can be unscrupulous."
"That's right!"
"Beat them!"
"..."
Hong Butian glanced at the two parties fighting, lowered his body to pick up the pass, looked at the barrier in front of him, and murmured in a low voice: "This is none of my business, I just played a small role in fueling the flames... Hmm
?"
Hong Butian suddenly turned his head and looked at the two people running in the distance. He rubbed his eyes: "Huh?"
"Don't run! Stop!"
Heiyang Hongli couldn't help shouting.
The two demonic figures looked at the people arguing and conflicting in front of them, and saw the prejudices and distracting thoughts in their hearts, and suddenly the place where their eyes should be was lit up with green light.
Hei Yang Hongli could only hear the other person's thoughts ringing in her ears: hungry, want to eat...