How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 329 Although it has been emphasized more than once that pinching the face looks like a human being, what’s the point of pinching the face like a human being?
Chapter 329 Although it has been emphasized more than once that pinching the face looks like a human being, what’s the point of pinching the face like a human being?
"What, what, what, what, what, what..."
Hong Li directly lowered her hair behind her ears to reduce the noise, and stared at Elder Huole yelling with dead eyes.
Elder Huo was seen dancing with his teeth and claws, showing an expression that he was about to kill him.
And it’s the kind of person who crawls directly out of the screen and kills him. He’s really awesome!
"Give me back my apprentice!"
Huo Le thought about it.
"My apprentice! My apprentice! Heir! Heir! Xingyun! Xing..."
"I said, elder, can you stop being so childish..."
As Hong Li spoke, she opened the juice with a calm face and took a sip. Ha, it was her favorite flavor.
Is this the detail of Heiyang? I love it!
Hongli's cheeks were slightly red, and a bunch of small flowers floated over her head.
"Hoo, it's so cool!"
Hongli felt happy instantly, looked at Elder Huole with an innocent face, and continued: "Can you stop being so childish, elder."
"Really, when will you be as mature as me..."
Hongli hummed and said, "You won't get distracted by such trivial matters."
"Huo Le sends seven or eight messages to your Xiaohuo a day in an attempt to trick her into coming over!"
Yao Qingkong said something coldly.
Hong Li: "!!!"
"What? What!"
Hongli's eyes widened: "What did you say?!"
"Ah? Ah!"
Huo Le reacted: "Are you still communicating with others? Yao Qingkong!"
"Hey~"
Yao Qingkong's eyes turned into half-moons, and before the two of them could react, she hung up the communication.
Putting away the communication spirit stone, Yao Qingkong put her hands on her hips: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"What are you laughing at, Qingkong?"
Yinzi Sheng walked in from outside the spaceship cabin and looked at his wife who suddenly went crazy and coughed with confusion and was suddenly happy: "Is it fun for you to tell me?"
"Ha, it's okay, Zi Sheng, don't worry, hahaha!"
Yao Qingkong laughed so hard that her branches trembled, and waved her hands.
"One tiger kills two sheep, ahem, I mean, I just reminded a parent to be careful about human traffickers, eh!"
Silver Saint: "???"
Yao Qingkong: "Oh ho ho ho ho~"
…………
"So..."
Hong Li stared at Elder Huo Le dangerously and raised her eyebrows: "Elder Huo? Huh?"
"?!"
Elder Huo Le's expression froze and he bent his fingers involuntarily.
"Don't hang up!"
Hongli shouted loudly, making Huo Le tremble in fright.
"So, what's going on with seven or eight communications a day!"
Hong Li gritted her teeth and said: "Elder, you'd better make it clear, otherwise I will have at least two ways to attack you across space!"
Huo Le: "..."
"What's wrong? What's wrong!"
Huo Le spread out his hands, hummed slightly, and started swinging.
"I just call Xiaohuo seven or eight times a day!"
"That's my daughter!"
Hongli looked angry.
What happened that caused Elder Huo Le to change from the image of a kind elder when she first met him to the casual and casual person he is now?
"Ha, Xiao Huo even called me Grandpa Huo!"
Huo Le snorted: "Even if Xiao Huo settles in Five Color City now, he is still a child born in Five Elements Sect!
As an elder, there are many people who are old, childless, and lonely.
The old man wants to talk to his child about what’s wrong, what’s wrong!”
"Hmph, are you just going to watch me suffer from loneliness like this!"
Elder Huole said pitifully: "Where has your conscience gone?"
"Ha, sorry, refuse moral kidnapping."
Hongli hummed and patted her heart.
"Besides, whether Mouli has a conscience, a loving heart, or a black heart, he has already given it all to Hei Yang. He is my heart now!"
"Ah this..."
"Oh, let's talk again..."
Hong Lixian looked at Elder Huole with a wise look: "Elder, we all understand what you are thinking!"
"What, I know everything!"
Huo Le turned away with a guilty conscience: "What evil intentions can the old man have?"
"Ha!"
Hongli sneered: "Elder, if you keep doing this, you will soon become a character in a bedtime story for children.
At that time, everyone will say that if you don’t sleep well, Elder Huole will come over soon and take you to the Five Elements Sect to become an elder!"
"Bah, bah, bah, what are you talking about!"
Huo Le was furious: "My heirs are only chosen from a million, how can they catch children everywhere!"
"Does that mean you don't deny the fact that you arrested the child?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows.
"Don't slander this elder. We are the authentic sect of the Immortal Sect and we don't arrest children!"
Huo Le rolled his eyes: "If your aunt and you hadn't run away, I would have looked for Xiao Huo!
Well, now I have discovered that Xiaoyun is also a good heir.
Moreover, she works hard, works tenaciously, and has few worries. When the time comes, Xiaoyun’s father will be taken over to take care of her, and Xiaoyun will be able to go to work without any distractions!”
"Good guy, it's not enough to catch children anymore, we have to pack the parents too, right?"
Hongli couldn't help but complain, revealing her half-moon eyes.
Having said that, if Elder Huole knew that her Hongli, her aunt Hongling, Xiaohuo and Xingyun were all here now, would she fly over directly with the sack on her shoulders... Tsk tsk!
"Okay, okay, you ask Xiaoyun to come back as soon as possible. After she becomes the heir, I can lay off my job with peace of mind and focus on research."
Huo Le waved his hand: "I will definitely not bother you and your family by then!"
"Ha! Elder Huole, are you really prepared to die alone?"
Red glass reveals dead fish eyes.
"I heard that Elder Tu and Elder Mu are getting together to form a Tumu family. Elder Shui seems to have this intention as well. He has been visiting other people's immortal sects recently.
Jin Xiu is still young, so don’t worry. If you think about it like this, aren’t you the only one who is still widowed?”
"I said..."
Elder Huole showed a speechless expression: "Haven't you already gone home? How come you still know so much about the sect, especially the conditions of our senior brothers and junior sisters?"
"Hahahaha!"
Hongli leaned back and said proudly: "If you don't want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself.
Hongli, I have a lot of tricks, what do I mean by having hands and eyes that know the sky?"
"..."
Elder Huole was silent for a moment, too lazy to continue talking to Baguali, so he said: "Xiaoyun."
"No!"
Huo Le: "???"
"What's the question mark?"
Hongli rested her arms on the table, held her chin with one hand and said: "Xiaoyun has only been here not long ago, what's wrong with playing for a few more days?
It’s not like I won’t go back. We work so hard normally, so it’s reasonable to take a break from winter and summer vacations occasionally, right?”
"I said..."
Hongli looked at Huo Lechang with suspicion.
"Elder, you are becoming more and more like the previous Wuliang Sword Sect. You couldn't have been snatched away by some extraterrestrial demon, right? Tsk, tsk, I'm scared to think about it."
"Ah this..."
Elder Huole choked and couldn't help but retort: "I'm not...not worried..."
"Okay, okay, there's no need to worry.
There won't be any problems with me, don't worry!
When Xiaoyun wants to go back, let her go back and won't let her run around."
Hongli yawned: "Why don't we, sir, come and take her back in person? I won't take the initiative to drive her away anyway."
"Although, I also know that Xiaoyun has worked very hard..."
Elder Huole sighed and couldn't help but said: "But, but..."
"But what, I can't tell you."
Hongli stretched out her hand towards the spirit stone and said leisurely: "If there's nothing else, I'll hang up. I want to go out and see Black Sun."
"Hey, don't, don't, don't!"
Huo Le quickly spoke out.
"Hmm?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows: "How to say?"
"Uh..."
Elder Huole pondered for a few seconds, then raised his head and said seriously: "No, I still feel a little uneasy.
How about I finish debugging the teleportation array in a few days and then I can try teleporting here myself?"
"Good guy, you old man won't be so angry!"
Hong Li was speechless and held her forehead: "This kind of thing must transport some small items at the beginning.
Let's try it with some small animals such as mosquitoes and cockroaches, and then after several stability tests, we can let people play in person.
Hmm, but having said that, although mosquitoes and cockroaches deserve to die, if the transmission is successful, wouldn’t it be me who is the unlucky one... Or should it be transmitted to others?"
"Anyway, think about it!"
Hong Li stretched out her hands to hold her claws, and said with a gloomy look: "What if the teleportation is halfway through...
The teleportation array suddenly exploded. The array diagram was scrapped. The energy of the spirit stone was insufficient!
What should we do if there are problems such as space turbulence and fragmentation?
If you have better luck then, you will become someone who is lost in time and space, trapped in it for tens of thousands of years, and become a skeleton that is still floating around.
Or if you are very unlucky, you will be torn to pieces by the space without any body left!"
"It's scary!"
Hongli had a frightened and fuzzy expression on her face.
"You are just as outrageous as studying how much poison you take to cause death!"
"Ah this..."
Huole paused, thinking of himself being cut into pieces, with a row of black lines drawn on his head.
"Xiaoli, do you underestimate me, elder?
After all, I am still in the Nascent Soul stage. If I feel something is wrong, can I just tear up the space and escape?"
"Ha, is the Nascent Soul stage very powerful?"
Hong Li rolled her eyes: "I still have three Nascent Soul Stages in my storage bag. They can't even tear through the upcoming cooking pot."
Huo Le: "..."
"I know, I know, I will consider it carefully!"
Huo Le was a little annoyed and hung up the Lingshi directly.
"Hey, that's so rude."
Seeing the screen suddenly turn black, Hong Li curled her lips.
"If you don't listen to children, you will suffer the consequences in front of you. Forget it, just deal with it yourself. We can't care about it. Let's take care of ourselves and be done with it."
Hongli sighed leisurely, covered her chest suddenly, and gasped for air.
"Hahu, hahu, hahu! Black Sun! My Black Sun!
I haven’t seen Black Sun for six minutes! Hahahaha, I can’t do it anymore, Black Sun withdrawal reaction!”
Hong Li's eyes widened, she slapped the table and disappeared instantly.
The next moment, Hong Li appeared behind Hei Yang.
She cheered, spread her limbs, hugged Heiyang tightly from behind, smelled the familiar smell, her mood gradually stabilized, and her health bar increased.
"Wuhu, resurrected with full health!"
"Am I some kind of blood bottle? It's weird."
Hei Yang felt a familiar weight suddenly appear on his back, and with the familiar touch, he knew it was a familiar guy climbing up.
"Did you finish the communication? What did they say?"
Hei Yang glanced at the two little feet and white socks wrapped around his waist: "You ran here without even wearing any shoes. You don't have to let me take you back."
"I didn't say anything, nothing important.
Yao Qingkong said they were almost there, and Elder Huo called in the middle and said he wanted to go back to Xiaoyun.
Well, I just found out that he sent our daughter seven or eight text messages a day some time ago, and he had evil intentions, and I severely criticized him.
In addition, Elder Huo Le has created his teleportation circle and wants to try it out. I told him that it is best not to try it personally yet."
Hong Li murmured to Hei Yang in detail, complaining as she spoke: "Yao Qingkong has long and delicate features, but he is also a dark-hearted Gonghuo monster.
Elder Huo Le must find a powerful successor, and he must choose one from a million, and all the people around us..."
"Well, uh-huh, otherwise, uh-huh."
Hei Yang listened patiently to Hong Li's mutterings, and softly echoed her words from time to time, making Hong Li feel extremely comfortable.
She felt that life should be like this, and she hugged Hei Yang tighter, fearing that he would be lost.
"So?"
Hei Yang said calmly: "You haven't answered my question yet."
"Ah haha, oh my, my shoes are not important, I don't know where I kicked them, cough cough..."
Hongli smiled and said: "Oh, it doesn't matter!
As long as I have you, I don’t have to worry about anything, right?"
"Haha."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "If you continue like this, sooner or later you will lose your last bit of ability to survive alone, Parasite Glass."
"Oh my, my, isn't this bad?"
Hong Li chuckled and said, "This way you don't have to worry about me getting lost!"
"Tsk, tsk."
Hei Yang smacked his lips, shook his head and laughed.
"By the way, what are you doing?"
Hong Li poked her head out from Hei Yang's shoulder and looked curiously: "Oh my god!"
"Our mother is not here."
Hei Yang looked at the skeleton and horse skeleton vaguely obscured by the gray fog in front of him, with two points of soul fire flashing in his eyes, and sneered guiltily.
"Well, there was a little accident, and the transformation into the underworld was a bit harsh, and I turned into an undead creature..."
"Ah this..."
A black line was drawn on Hong Li's head, and she was a little scared and said: "You won't raise me to death one day, will you?"
"Sharing a tube of blood bars, sister, what are you thinking about!"
"Uh, that's right."
Hongli looked curiously at the skeleton frame, which would tilt its skull head this way from time to time, kick its legs for a while, and then lower its head as if lifeless.
Hong Li twitched the corner of her mouth and whispered: "Um, is Da Ma still alive?"
"Well, he is now..."
Hei Yang twitched the corner of his mouth and said with a sneer: "That's not considered alive, nor is it completely dead!
Half-dead, no, I mean, on the border between life and death, you know what I mean?
You see, he can still move. He is still conscious. Except that he cannot see the sun and has no muscles, everything else is normal!"
"Normal——Normal——"
Hongli drags out a long sound, with a strange air of yin and yang.
"Hey, hey, damn girl, what do you mean?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but make a tic-tac-toe pop up on his head: "Undead creatures are also living things, okay, and I'm here, so what's there to worry about!"
"Don't worry, things haven't deflected into an uncontrollable direction yet!"
Hei Yang waved his hand, constantly directing the gray fog to carry the Yin Qi on Da Ma, and comforted Da Ma: "Don't worry, this is actually not a failure of the plan in a strict sense.
This is the advanced and advanced version of the original treatment. I was afraid that you wouldn’t be able to accept it before, so I used the youth version, and now it’s just right.”
"Crunch..."
Da Ma tilted his head, and a bony question mark popped up on his head.
"Ahem, do you still remember those dead people before?"
Hei Yang explained with an example: "Think about it, when I shaped their bodies before, did their physical condition seem to be much more talented than the original body?"
"Crunch, crunch..."
"Look, look, you said it, right?"
Hei Yang said proudly: "There are too many of them, and they don't have a close relationship with me. Except for a few of them, I took special care of them, and the rest are just assembly line projects.
But it's different for you, Malaysia. What's the relationship between us? I'll directly customize it for you.
What the body of the Immortal King cannot do with the body of chaos, but the body of a cultivator and a high-level spiritual beast!
I can create all kinds of wonderful combinations and even original creatures for you!"
Hei Yang gave a thumbs up and smiled: "This is called winning at the starting line!"
"What an original creature..."
Hong Li raised her head, imagining that the picture was a distorted mosaic, and a black line couldn't help but draw across her head.
"I think Heiyang, you'd better not go overboard and just make a normal spirit horse or something like that!"
"Hey, Hongli, what do you mean?"
Hei Yang said unhappily: "You don't trust my craftsmanship?"
"Ha, I'm afraid you'll end up looking like an ancient god."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Don't forget, I'm going to take you with me when I get married!
If you perform extraordinarily and everyone is watching, wow!"