How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 331: When you look around and can’t find where your phone is, you might as well look at it for a while to calm down.
Chapter 331: When you look around and can’t find where your phone is, you might as well look at it for a while to calm down.
"Hongli? Haven't you arrived yet? If you haven't arrived yet, then we will go directly to the city!"
Yao Qingkong stood on the deck of the spaceship, looking at the Five Elements Sect in front of him who was getting closer and closer, and couldn't help but sigh.
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"Really, we clearly promised to meet us here, but we haven't arrived yet."
"Why don't we land directly at Yaowang Sect..."
Elder Piao Piao flew out of a ring and identified the direction pointing somewhere: "The newly built branch should be there, close to Five Color City but not directly adjacent."
"Ah, I think we should wait for this?"
Yinzi Sheng said with a guilty conscience: "Well, if I go to Yaowang Sect, there is no need for me to go!
Well, I will rent a house in Wuse City and wait for you."
"Ah? What do you mean you don't have to go?"
Yao Qingkong widened his eyes, pointed at Yinzi Sheng, and couldn't help but said: "If you don't go back with me, then why are you following me? What? Don't you dare to go back to see them?"
"Ah, I'm a little scared..."
Silver Sage smiled and said: "After all, those of you back then, um, some of your elders were, um, how should I say, uh, so strict!
I'm afraid that when I go back and see them this time, you know, it won't be very pleasant."
"Speak normally and don't um um uh uh uh!"
Yao Qingkong sighed and said with a guilty look on his face: "I don't know if those uncles and aunts are still here, I don't know if they will..."
"Relax, Sect Master, I'm still here."
Elder Piao Piao advised: "Old men and women are all very precious about their lives. They started to maintain health at a young age, and they took pills one after another.
I heard from the current sect leader some time ago that they are retiring in a branch near the royal capital here and have not suffered much harm."
"Phew, this is good, this is good!"
Yao Qingkong breathed a sigh of relief and showed a relieved expression. She turned to look at the hesitant Yinzi Sheng and couldn't help but roll her eyes.
"Did you hear that? They are not here now, they are in the royal capital!
So now you can go down with me and take a look? I want to see what the current sect master’s abilities are like!”
"Uh..."
Silver Sheng said cautiously: "What if they suddenly receive the news and come to ambush me? If I go down rashly, wouldn't it be doomed?
If you don't want me to be like this, you go down first..."
"Hey! Yinzisheng, can you be a little more responsible? You are usually a brave person, but now you are timid?"
Yao Qing's head popped up with a tic-tac-toe: "You dared to take me away secretly, and now you have made me pregnant with your seed. Why don't you dare to go down and face it? Do you still want the blessings of your elders?" p>
"I know, I know..."
Yin Zi Sheng responded with a sigh.
"Aha? No way, no way?"
Hei Yang's face appeared on the screen of the communication spirit stone. He looked at the dejected Yinzi Sheng on the other side with a smile, and said cheerfully: "No, no, no, no one is really afraid of my wife's family, right?
, Hahahaha!"
Silver Saint: "..."
"Hey, do you think everyone has been plotting evil since childhood like you?!"
Yinzisheng couldn't help but retort: "You are the only one who has made your father-in-law and mother-in-law look like your own parents since childhood!"
"Oh, I'm so anxious."
Hei Yang spread his hands and said with a smile: "We are discussing whether we are afraid of something or not. If you want to send me in, you are so cruel!"
"..."
"Okay, okay, you two, stop talking about these boring things here."
Yao Qingkong looked at Hei Yang speechlessly: "Where did your wife go? Is she still well?
If we don’t come here, we’ll go straight to the Yaowang Sect!
But when the time comes, the Five Elements Sect members who have worked so hard to help you with the ingredients will come with us to the Medicine King Sect."
"Ha, you ask me how I know when Hongli will be well. This kind of thing is beyond my control."
Hei Yang waved his hands speechlessly: "Don't worry, when you arrive at the location, we will definitely show up to pick up the chefs and aunties. Trust our time management skills, okay?"
"Oh, do you two really have a sense of time?"
Yao Qingkong rolled her eyes and suddenly asked curiously: "But then again, does this girl Hongli have to put on makeup for so long before going out?
Just looking at her personality, you really can’t tell she is this kind of person."
"Dress up like a big-headed ghost. I was too lazy to dress up before, but I will probably have to rely on me to dress her up in the future."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and said hehe: "She went to look for her shoes, but she hasn't found them yet. What do you think she is doing?"
Yao Qingkong: "???"
"Why are you looking for her shoes? Doesn't she usually wear shoes?"
Yao Qingkong couldn't understand: "Since I can't find that pair of shoes, why don't I just change to another pair?"
"Ha, shoes are really not a necessity."
Hei Yang replied casually, saying that Hongli's activities at home were either on the bed or on the sofa, or hanging on his body, and shoes were really not a necessity.
"Honey, are you okay?"
Hei Yang shouted towards the bedroom: "Someone else is urging me."
"Ah ah ah, wait a minute, don't be impatient, my head..."
The sound of ping-ping-pong-pong came from the bedroom, which was also mixed with Hong Li's cry of pain. Hei Yang's expression did not change and he selectively ignored it.
"I said, why don't you just take a quick look and be done with it? Why bother?"
"Ah? Ah yes! Hei Yang, you didn't tell me earlier!"
"I thought you had a brain."
"Ha! You just want to see me embarrassed!"
"Look, I said you have a brain!"
"Heiyang, you ahhh! Damn it!"
Hongli opened a drawer in the corner, put a pair of shoes on her feet, flew to Heiyang's side, and jumped twice.
"Okay! I'm ready for Black Sun!"
"Wow, I've finally waited for you, procrastinator."
Yao Qingkong complained at the other end: "So when will you arrive?"
"Now!"*2
Two voices came from behind Yao Qingkong.
Yao Qingkong: "???"
Yao Qingkong looked at Hei Yang Hongli who suddenly appeared behind him with a confused expression, and then looked at the picture in the communication spirit stone. His head was full of question marks, and he couldn't help but tremble.
"What's going on?"
Yao Qingkong looked at Yin Zisheng aside: "How did they get here?"
"Uh, probably..."
Yinzisheng scratched his head and traced his fingers in the air.
"Whoosh, and then it comes over! Well, that's it!"
"I'll give you a whoosh!"
Yao Qingkong raised her hand and slapped him, humming softly: "You can just talk nicely!"
"Ah, I'm just talking nicely!"
Yinzisheng sighed: "Speaking of which, Qingkong, why have you been so irritable recently? Did I do something wrong?"
"Huh?"
Yao Qingkong frowned, looked at Hei Yang Hongli next to him with an angry expression, pointed at himself and said, "Am I very irritable!?"
"Hmm."
Heiyang Hongli nodded.
Yao Qingkong: "???"
"Hey, I heard about that..."
Hei Yang pulled Hong Li's head over and whispered: "Some women will have periods of emotional instability after pregnancy.
But I remember that a large part of this seems to be a hormone regulation problem. Do practitioners also have this kind of problem?"
"Ha, your knowledge is not as broad as mine!"
Hongli showed a proud expression and murmured in a low voice: "This is the anxiety of waiting for the child to be born, the uneasiness of fear that something will happen to the child, and the panic of the sudden change of social roles. It is multifaceted. I have read it in the book
Passed!"
"Amazing, she is indeed a talented woman!"
"Ha, you are finally willing to admit it!"
"Hey, what are you two muttering about?"
Yao Qingkong came over with a suspicious look on his face.
"Ahaha, it's okay, it's okay!"
Hei Yang Hongli waved her hand quickly.
"Well, I'll drive the spaceship to land!"
Hei Yang raised his hand and said: "I am quite experienced in this."
"Ha, then let me go see the uncles and aunties!"
Hongli raised her hands and said: "My parents have prepared a place for everyone to live."
"Yeah, yeah, I bought two restaurants!"
"By the way, I seem to have seen Xiaohuo and the others in that direction. Damn it, they are still shopping happily!"
"If you want to go shopping, you can go shopping."
"Hey, Hei Yang, you should face me and condemn them with me quickly!"
"Haha, my slap should be towards your head."
"Next time I put a razor blade in my skull, and if you hit me again I'll slap your hand!"
"Fuck, what kind of biochemically modified blade man..."
………
Hei Yang parked the spacecraft in a large open space near Yang Li's house - that land also belonged to them.
I originally thought about sowing some seeds in the open space to grow some vegetables or flowers, then lie down on a lounge chair and smell the fresh natural scent and enjoy the pastoral life.
As a result, until now, the two lazy guys have not bought any seeds, let alone any pastoral scenery.
In fact, a few times they even passed by the door of a seed shop but didn't bother to go in.
When I think about going in and having to choose, it seems very troublesome.
At the end of the day, just deciding what to eat already consumes a lot of their energy!
In this way, this land became deserted, and now it has become a landing place for the spacecraft for friends to visit them.
Well, actually this is also part of Heiyang Hongli’s calculation! (Confirmed)
After landing, Yao Qingkong and Yin Zisheng expressed their eagerness to return home, said hello and flew towards the Yaowang Sect.
Elder Piao A Piao was left behind, waiting for Hei Yang to give him professional treatment.
However, Hei Yang Hongli thought that she should send the chefs and aunts there first, and then talk about other things.
Elder Piao Piao thought for a while and felt that it made sense. After all, the current situation is: he wants to ask for Heiyang Hongli, and Heiyang Hongli wants to ask other people's uncles and aunts.
The priority should be clear at a glance!
Then Elder Piao Piao heard that the boy Hong Butian had also come back. Not only was he back, but he was also getting close to the girl Zhao Zhuji. As soon as the fire of gossip burned in his heart, he turned around and drifted towards Hong Butian's house. He doesn't need any guidance, he is very familiar with Hongbutian's family!
However, those "grandpas and aunts" who actually look like they are in their twenties, eighties, or thirties, look like primary school students on a spring outing, with excited faces.
After all, in their opinion, they took advantage of Heiyang Hongli!
Nascent Soul stage ingredients!
There are even dragons among them!
In the Five Elements Sect for so many years, they have had a lot of precious ingredients, but they have never had the opportunity to come into contact with such high-grade ingredients.
After all, the Five Elements Sect didn’t even have the Nascent Soul stage a year ago!
Heiyang Hongli is willing to let them come into contact with such high-grade ingredients, which is like a martial arts hero watching a peerless martial arts, and the forging master creating the Village Good Sword 18. The professional experience points will keep rising!<
/p>
When the time comes, while they are cooking, they will "process Nascent Soul stage ingredients once across levels, and the cooking experience value will be 999999" or something like that. After finishing this meal, they can directly improve their cooking skills and achieve great success!
What Hei Yang Hongli didn't know was that after hearing that they were looking for someone to handle the ingredients, the chefs in the Zongmen cafeteria also held a fierce cooking competition, with everyone showing off their unique skills.
Just to select a special chef who can handle legendary ingredients, cough cough...
Although in the end, because everyone was an old colleague and everyone knew each other’s background, they were so indifferent to each other that it became impossible to tell the winner.
Your little boss score is higher than mine?
Hehe, it’s just a different taste. If someone else tries it, I will definitely win. I’m not convinced!
In short, because everyone could not find any God's tongue to make a fair judgment, after intense discussion and careful negotiation, everyone finally came up with a perfect plan - let's go together!
Well, the chefs and aunties thought it was perfect, and the disciples and elders of the sect were dumbfounded.
If all the aunts and uncles in the cafeteria miss work, will they suffer from the northwest wind?
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It’s impossible for their whole sect to plan to go to Five Color City to eat and drink as soon as possible, which can be regarded as celebrating the wedding of their sect master.
However, everyone gave up the idea of seeking death because they thought that this might cause two guys to turn black on the spot and kill them violently until they were bleeding like rivers.
Finally, after a large vote by the disciples, the gold medals among these gold medal chefs, the top chefs among the top chefs, came to Five Color City as a delegation, with an almost pilgrim mentality!
Hei Yang Hongli didn't know anything about the turmoil behind the scenes. They only knew that when they brought everyone into the "Yangli Restaurant" and took out a small part of the ingredients, the situation suddenly got out of control and turned into a biological crisis.
With red eyes, men, women and children, holding sharp kitchen knives, rushed towards the flesh and blood.
When they arrived, they looked cautious, as if it was a very precious treasure, for fear of damaging the ingredients if they got too close.
"Ah? What's there!"
Hongli swung the rope around the storage bag with one finger, waving her hands nonchalantly and saying: "It's okay, it's okay, those that don't matter, those that are broken, there are many more."
"Hey, you're irritating people's nerves like this."
Hei Yang couldn't help but pat Hong Li on the side, and said speechlessly: "Please restrain yourself!"
"Uh...okay."
Hongli smiled sheepishly, turned to look at Zhang San and Li Si, who had not appeared for a long time, and said with a smile: "Then I'll leave it to Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li."
"Don't worry, young lady!"
Although he has not appeared in the show, Zhang San and Li Si, who have been getting promotions and raises recently and are now the boss, smiled and patted their chests in assurance.
"Go and do your work, everyone here will be left to us. Promise, what is the promise..."
“Guaranteed to feel like home!”
Someone nearby reminded me.
"Oh, yes, make sure they feel at home hehe!"
"Thank you!"
Hei Yang Hongli walked out of the restaurant and walked towards Brother Butian's house. Next was Elder Piao Piao's simple treatment!