Chapter 339: I am like a lazy and stubborn donkey who cannot be whipped away without a whip...
How can I become an immortal if I am so lazy? Chapter 339: I am like a lazy and stubborn donkey who cannot be whipped away without a whip...
When the two of them came out again, searching eyes were directed at the two of them. To be precise, they were looking at Hongli, wanting to see if she was missing an arm or a leg.
However, after observing for a while, they found that Hongli's limbs were still intact except for a little blush on her face. Everyone was relieved.
"Uh..."
Hongli looked at the others with some confusion: "Well, what are you looking at? Is there something on Heiyang and I's faces?"
"Huh?!!"
Hong Li was shocked and turned pale. She quickly waved her hand and formed a water mirror to look at it: "It can't really happen, it's broken, it's broken, it's not dealt with completely..."
"Uh..."
The friends looked at Hongli speechlessly.
"That..."
Hongling asked tentatively: "Xiaoli, are you okay? Xiaoyang, what happened to you?"
"Yes, yes!"
Xingyun came close to Hongli and poked her head into the other person's neck with curiosity: "Could it be that all the scars are hidden..."
"Hey, Xiaoyun, please stop."
Hongli knocked Xingyun on the head speechlessly. This was one of the few children she could crush with her height.
Of course, this is not the reason why Hongli and Xingyun are friends. They are pure sisters, and Hongli is not the kind of person who likes to use good friends to set her off!
Besides, Hongli glanced at Xingyun's neck with a blank look in her eyes, and then looked away without looking at it. It's hard to tell who will set off who!
"Huh..."
Hong Li took a breath, smiled slightly, waved her hands and said truthfully: "Okay, okay, look at how worried you are, can Hei Yang really hit me?"
Having said this, Hong Li chuckled, grabbed one of Hei Yang's arms and hugged her, saying leisurely: "Hei Yang showed me affection and reason, and made me reflect on my mistakes. p>
It’s fine now, I don’t think anything’s wrong with me.”
Speaking of this, Hongli looked at Hongling with some embarrassment and said apologetically: "Um, I'm sorry, auntie, I was a little rude just now."
Hongling: "!!!"
Hong Ling's eyes widened: "Xiaoli, what did you say?"
"Ah..."
Hongli smiled apologetically: "When I said I was sorry, I didn't consider my aunt's feelings."
"Ha——hu————"
Hong Ling took a deep breath and turned to look at Xing Yun with a shocked expression, only to find that they also had surprised expressions.
"Well, Sister Hongli, you..."
Xingyun hesitated to speak, and it took him a long time to say: "Are you okay?"
"Well, I, what's wrong with me?"
Hongli leaned on Heiyang's shoulder like a little bird, smiling like a slit with her eyes.
"I feel great, what can happen to me?"
"It's Xiaoyun, you..."
Hongli looked at Xingyun with a sincere face and said in a sincere tone: "If you feel uncomfortable when you play with me.
Or Xiaoyun, if you think there is something wrong with me, please be sure to mention it to me. Don’t wrong yourself, I will do my best to correct it!”
"Really!"
Hongli looked at Xiaoyun longingly: "I don't want to become what Xiaoyun hates, I want to be a qualified friend!"
"Ha——hu————"
Xingyun took a deep breath, then another breath, and then another breath.
She looked at Hong Ling with a shocked face, and the latter cast an equally shocked look.
"Ha——hu——"*2
Hongling and Xingyun ran to a corner not far away in an instant. The two of them put their wings on each other's shoulders, put their heads together, and talked in a low voice.
"This matter is outrageous from every aspect!"
Hong Ling looked solemn: "Xiaoyun, do you have any clues?"
"Xiaoyun doesn't know, Xiaoyun has no clue, Xiaoyun has no clue..."
Xingyun looked dazed, shaking her head like a rattle: "I don't understand, I don't understand, Sister Hongli suddenly became so weird, so scary!"
"Quack!"
Gaga said you are right!
"Something is wrong, something is very wrong!"
Hong Ling secretly glanced at Hong Li. She was having fun with Hei Yang holding a small fire. The whole family looked happy - something was wrong!
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"Xiaoyang definitely made some horrible transformation on Xiaoli!"
Hong Ling nodded seriously and said: "That's why Xiaoli became uncharacteristically uncharacteristic!
Didn't you see that her face was still red when she came out? I suspect that Xiaoyang used her boyfriend's special method!"
"My boyfriend's special method..."
Xingyun Pupil Earthquake.
"Ga?"
Quack has a question mark on his face, he probably downloaded a pirated memory inheritance package.
The two of them raised their heads together, imagining some scenes that are forbidden for children.
"..."
Hongling and Xingyun looked at each other expressively: "Oh ho~"
"Oh, what are you yelling at?"
Hei Yang's ears twitched and his brows furrowed, as if he heard someone speaking ill of Dashuai.
He looked at the three sneaking around there and coughed twice: "Ahem!"
"Ha!"
Hongling, Xingyun and Gaga are back, but Heiyang Hongli always feels that their eyes are a little weird.
"By the way, what are you secretly talking about there?"
Hei Yang looked at the two of them with suspicion and said, "You're not talking bad about us, are you?"
"Ah hahaha, how is it possible? Look at your sensitive little nerves, Xiaoyang."
Hong Ling chuckled, glanced at Hong Li, then at Hei Yang, and let out a weird laugh: "But I understand, I understand, I protect my wife, hehehe."
Heiyang Hongli: "???"
"Well, Sister Hongli..."
Xingyun moved to Hongli's side and smiled sheepishly: "Can you recover a little bit? I still like your unruly look before!"
"Huh?"
Hong Li's dead eyes flashed across her face, and then she smiled again. She gently touched Xing Yun's head and said softly: "Okay, okay, Xiaoyun, stop joking. You know, I know, it was me before."
What you did was wrong..."
"No, no, no, sister Hongli, don't do this!"
Xingyun waved her hands quickly and begged: "I don't know how Sister Hongli and Brother Heiyang are doing, but I like the real Sister Hongli!
Hurry up, recover, um, curse a few words to feel better!"
Hong Li: "???"
From the corner of her eye, Hong Li asked Hei Yang for help. What should she do with her husband? She couldn't fix it.
[Hongli: What’s wrong with Xiaoyun!]
[Hei Yang: You are too abnormal. I asked you to restrain yourself, but I didn’t let you...
Ahem, forget it, hahaha, I don’t care anyway, Xiaoli, the little birdie, is also very cute!]
[Hongli: Oh, you are just greedy for me, you are despicable!]
[Hei Yang: A little bit, so what? I’m just a eunuch.]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Don’t you even want to explain yourself?]
[Hei Yang: Hahahahaha, I can only say that Black Yang’s heart is known to everyone on the road. What can you do?]
[Hongli: Damn it, I was taken advantage of!]
[Hongli: Forget it, anyway, that’s something Hongli needs to be afraid of in the future, it’s none of my business.]
[Hongli: Anyway, my husband save me!]
[Heiyang: Oh, ho, ho, ho, that’s good, that’s good. Xiaolizi’s husband’s voice is very pleasant to the ears. It deserves praise. Please continue to carry it forward.]
[Hei Yang: But, hey, how can I save you, your little sister, it’s up to you to decide.]
[Hongli: Damn, unloyal, big pig’s hooves!]
[Heiyang: Can’t hear, can’t hear~]
[Hongli: Damn it! Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, Heiyang, you wait!]
"Huh..."
Hongli couldn't help but sigh, showing a resentful expression, and turned to look at Xingyun: "Oh."
"Oh?"
Xingyun blinked and tilted his head: "Then what?"
"Huh? Then what!"
Hongli rolled her eyes and said speechlessly: "It's inexplicable, crawling, crawling, and walking away."
"Hey?"
Xingyun was stunned for a moment, then cheered and hugged Hongli: "Okay! Sister Hongli is resurrected!"
"Go, go, go..."
Hongli sighed: "It's so troublesome to make friends."
………
"Well, keep an eye on this place."
The map was spread out on the floor, and Heiyang Hongli was making gestures on it. The friends gathered around curiously.
"Listen up! Wedding process."
Hongli pointed at Hei Yang, then at herself, turned around and said mainly to Xingyun Xiaohuo: "Now, you also know that the wedding customs are different in different places in our travel world.
Although I think some places are a bit strange, I definitely respect other people’s traditional customs.”
"And in our Wuse City Wuse Family, you have to follow our rules."
Hei Yang nodded, took out a small black notebook from his body, and said proudly: "Look, this is what my mother gave me, the Wuse Family Marriage Guide!"
"Ha, there's also one my dad gave me."
Hongli took out a small red leather notebook and showed the same proud expression as Hei Yang: "Wise Family Marriage Guide!"
"Wow!"
Xingyun didn't realize it, and clapped quickly, her eyes sparkling, full of curiosity.
"One is black, the other is red, they are different versions!"
"Ah, this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, scratched his head in embarrassment and said with a smile: "That's not it. The contents in these two books are actually exactly the same."
"Hmm."
Hongli nodded and continued: "Only the book covers are of different colors. This was for ease of transportation when they were distributed uniformly, because the five-color families have different population sizes."
"That's right, just like when new books are distributed at the beginning of school, each class's book pile has the class name on it."
Hei Yang said that only Hongli understood the words.
"It's the same thing."
"Ah this..."
Xingyun scratched his head: "But if the content is the same, why do Brother Heiyang and Sister Hongli use two books? Aren't you husband and wife? Can't you share one book?"
"Still..."
Xingyun's imagination was wide open and she lowered her voice seriously.
"Could it be that these two are actually magic weapon sets, and there is a magical connection between the two, just like the five small fruit cores of our Five Fruit Family, which can produce wonderful effects as long as they are combined together?"
"Uh, so you seemed to have revealed some important family secret just now..."
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes, shook her head and smiled.
"No, there is no special connection. I can only say that the publishing companies are the same. They all come from the same printing house."
"Well, if there is anything special..."
Hongli and Heiyang looked at each other and smiled, raised their notebooks together, and said in unison: "It will make us look like husband and wife!"
"Oh——"*4
"Hey, what's your attitude?"
Hei Yang Hongli rolled her eyes.
"Me first."
Hei Yang opened the guide and explained leisurely: "The wedding rules of the Wuse family are that you must go back to your home three days before the wedding to spend three days with your parents.
The moral is that even if we get married, we should not forget our roots and spend more time with our parents, elders and other relatives, who have raised us up like this."
"It's absolutely fine to spend more time with your parents and so on."
Hongli is relatively confident on this point.
That's a request for people with ideals, ambitions, or other things. For these two home-loving guys, it's not a problem at all!
Besides, they won't go far. The distance between Yangli's house and her hometown is only about ten minutes' walk after dinner, so there's no need to worry about missing each other.
“I just won’t be able to see my Xiaoyang for three days!”
Hongli wiped her tears with reluctance.
"I will miss it so much that I can't sleep well at night, woo woo woo..."
[Hongli: Ha, I cried, I was just pretending, remember to play with Lian Mai together tonight!]
[Heiyang:...]
【Heiyang: Oh.】
"Then let me continue."
Hei Yang nodded and continued: "In addition to spending time with my parents in these three days, of course I also need to prepare wedding clothes, familiarize myself with the process, recharge my batteries, etc..."
"Then, wait until that day!"
Hong Li's voice suddenly increased, and she said with a serious look on her face: "Hong Li! Get up at six o'clock and get dressed up at seven o'clock. Relatives and friends may arrive around eight o'clock."
"My relatives and friends here also arrived around eight o'clock."
Hei Yang touched his chin and thought while saying: "We will set off at almost nine o'clock, and then I will pick up Xiaoli at ten o'clock, grab relatives and friends on both sides, and come here, which is our home..."
"That's right, then, everyone takes a seat and we come in together."
When Hongli said this, she was a little stunned.
"Then, we sprinkle water to express our gratitude to the heaven and earth, serve tea to express our gratitude to our parents, and drink a glass of wine together as husband and wife..."
"Well, what happens next..."
Hei Yang nodded and said: "It's about eleven or twelve o'clock. Everyone is getting impatient with the wait. Let's just serve the food without any further nonsense."
"Now we can start eating together!"
Hongli happily agreed: "Eat it to your heart's content!"
"Hey, isn't that right..."
Hong Ling frowned and said: "I am also a member of the Hong family. I have also seen my elders get married. Why do I remember that I should go to see my relatives and friends after this..."
"Damn it! Single aunt, shut up!"
Hong Li's eyebrows twitched: "Don't say any more!"
"???"
Question marks appeared on Hong Ling's head, and she pointed upward: "No, can you listen to what you are saying?
You apologized to me and you started dancing again before even one chapter?"
"Ah this..."
Hongli, don’t turn your head and whistle, you’ve learned half of it!
"Ahem, um, didn't it say..."
Hei Yang paused and showed a funny expression.
"If the bride and groom have special reasons, such as being unwell, they can ask the best man and bridesmaid to help instead!"
"Who are your best man and bridesmaid?"
A question mark popped up on Hong Ling's head.
"Hey~"
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and smiled, saying nothing.
"Me me me!"
Xingyun raised her hand with excitement on her face: "I'm the bridesmaid!"
"Silly girl, why are you so excited? You have been arrested and used as a coolie!"
Hongling couldn't help but pat Xingyun's head gently, with a look of hatred on her face. She turned to look at Heiyang Hongli: "Where is the best man?"
"Hey hey~"
Hei Yang Hongli smiled funny and said nothing.
Hongling: "..."
……
"Dad! Mom!"
Hong Butian pointed at himself and said seriously: "When I come back this time, in addition to helping Xiaoyang and Xiaoli, I have one more thing to say!"
"This!"
Hong Butian pulled over Zhao Zhuji, who looked dull, and introduced: "Let's get to know each other! This is your future daughter-in-law!"
"Hey, what is this? Please be polite!"
Zhao Zhuji patted Hong Butian, turned to look at Hong Butian's parents, lowered her head and whispered: "Well, parents, this is our first meeting, please be patient..."