Chapter 373: False good night: Good night. Real good night: Disappeared suddenly while chatting
Hmm..."
Hei Yang held a big spoon and carefully scraped the red lake-shaped object from the pot. This was the life-saving medicine he made for Da Ma. It was colored but tasteless.
It can help Malaysia replenish the body while suppressing impulses, increasing revenue and reducing expenditure. It is not the kind of medicine that hurts the body, but you should not take too much.
So Hei Yang now needs to collect these, pack them into appropriate amounts, and then ask Da Ma to take them.
As for other steps, there is no need to use them. It takes five hours in total. Hei Yang is not very satisfied with this. After all, the pot is not good and cannot replace a good stove. There is no way.
Just as Hei Yang was concentrating on packing, a small hand held the meat skewer and stretched it to his mouth.
"Heiyang, open your mouth, ah——"
Hongli's voice sounded from behind.
"Ah um."
Hei Yang took a bite of the roasted meat and continued to scrape the ointment from the pot while eating.
"Hey hey hey..."
Hongli squatted on the right side of Heiyang, holding her chin with one hand and looking up at Heiyang. From this angle, the starry sky made Heiyang's face bright and dark, losing some of its usual childishness, and seemed to have become
He looks like he is in his twenties.
"Suck, cough..."
Hong Li stared at Hei Yang with a silly smile, and couldn't help but said intoxicatedly: "Hei Yang, you are too handsome, too foul..."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
Hei Yang grinned and said with a smile: "But speaking of it, there is no suitable standard for handsome aesthetic appearance. If you think so, Xiaoli, then so be it."
"No, no, I am definitely not the only one who thinks you are handsome..."
Hong Li stubbornly retorted: "This is not just a lover filter, I think it's because you are good-looking and one of the most handsome guys!"
Hongli stubbornly wants to prove that her husband is handsome in the first place, and she got this baby at a huge advantage. Others must be envious of her.
"Huh, no..."
Hongli was startled, her face solemn.
"Hei Yang is so beautiful. If a lustful person is looking at her and wants to steal her love..."
"What are you talking about..."
Hei Yang curled his lips: "You're talking nonsense again."
"No, I have to find a mask for you Hei Yang to cover your face or something, just like that King Lanling I told you about..."
Hong Li lowered her head and started rummaging through her storage bag, mumbling incessantly: "When you go out, seal your appearance and untie it when you get home..."
"What kind of perverted possessiveness..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "It's really scary."
"There's no point in being afraid, you have to listen to me."
Hongli snorted and rummaged carefully.
"Well, mask, mask, no..."
"How is it possible?"
Hei Yang clicked his tongue and said speechlessly: "How can things that we haven't bought appear out of thin air?"
"Damn it, if that's the case!"
Hongli made a sound, took out the next storage bag and continued to rummage.
"But it doesn't matter. Since you can't find a mask, I can just find a piece of cloth to cover your face..."
"Then I go out to visit relatives, and others think there's a thief, right?"
Hei Yang smiled helplessly and mockingly complained about Hongli.
If he had just come to this world, he might actually be able to find a way to make a mask or something and put it on, for no other reason than to block other people's eyes.
Wearing a mask, you can remain expressionless when talking to others, and you can occasionally smile when listening to others. As long as it is not obvious, you will not be noticed.
In this way, everyone thinks that this situation is quite good. It can not only hide the inner heart, but also friends who have poor appearance or disfigurement. They can also use this to regain their confidence.
Especially when everyone around you is wearing a mask, you suddenly realize that you are no longer the special one and can blend in with everyone, which is great.
Of course, you can use the mask to steal food in class, tsk tsk...
Hei Yang was definitely not unconfident about his appearance at the beginning, it was just the fear of loneliness. It could also be regarded as a way of self-protection, just like some unconfident people subconsciously lower their heads...
But that has nothing to do with the current Heiyang.
Now he is a successful young man with a wife and children, a happy family, and a happy life. At least he thinks this is the happiness of life.
Every day, he has a smile on his face.
Don't just talk about him, this girl Hongli is the same.
In the past, I just gave him a look, but now I still give him a look, but my smiles have obviously increased.
It's not that she has changed her opinion of Hei Yang or thinks his personality has changed or anything, but Hong Li still couldn't let him go before.
To put it simply: Don’t give him too much sunshine, lest he shines brightly and rubs his nose and face.
As for now, hey, if you bite your nose or face, just bite your nose or face. Anyway, this guy has done more extreme things...
Hong Li was rummaging around while thinking about it, and kept mumbling in her mouth: "It's broken, can't it really be found...
When I was looking through other things in the past, these piles of debris blocked me, as if I had everything.
As a result, now that I want to use it and look for it, I can’t find anything..."
"Hey, that's so classic."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth raised slightly: "I am the same, this is called the relationship between husband and wife!"
"Ah, yes, that's true..."
Hong Li sighed, looked up at Hei Yang, hummed softly, and handed over another meat skewer.
"Seal your mouth! Damn it! Open your mouth in a sensible manner! Let me feed you the medicine!"
"Ah, okay, okay, let me give you medicine."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, opened his mouth and ate the meat skewers.
"Look how you poison me to death, stinky Hongli."
"Don't try to get a bargain, because I won't even be able to eat it myself."
Hong Li curled her lips and flipped through her storage bag when she suddenly saw something. She raised her eyebrows, picked it out, and handed it to Hei Yang.
"Honey, hubby, do you think this is okay? I'll aggrieve you a little bit?"
"Um, what the hell?"
Hei Yang leaned back and looked at the thing handed over by Hong Li, his eyelids twitching.
In Hong Li's hand, well, there is a pair of black stockings...
"You want me to use this as a mask..."
Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes, feeling as if he was about to rob a bank.
"Speaking of which, you are a pretty girl, quite talented...
I made clothes that cross the world. You have figured out how to dress across the world, right?"
"Uh..."
Hongli smiled coquettishly, scratched her cheek, and whispered, "Didn't I take a look at your previous world pictures a few times before, and then I saw several guys dressed like this..."
"Good guy, I'm so damn good guy..."
Hei Yang twitched the corner of his mouth. He calculated that the technology there had improved a lot compared to when he left. There were domestic robots and the like. But was this creature wearing silk stockings still moving... I heard that in some places, it is considered rude to go to a robbery without stockings...
Let’s just say, you went to rob, are you still rude?
But then again, why do those kinds of creatures still exist? Could it be that the progress of the times has only improved certain aspects of technology...
Hei Yang thought that the era when one could fight for one's future with both hands had passed.
"What age has it been, but it's still traditional robbery..."
Hei Yang shook his head and couldn't help but complain.
However, Hongli frowned, thought about it, and said a little uncertainly: "But in the picture I saw, those guys don't look like living people, like those kind of machine beast puppets?"<
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"Uh..."
It took Hei Yang less than a second to understand what his wife was talking about as a machine beast puppet. When he realized that she was talking about a robot, he couldn't help but reveal his half-moon eyes.
Well, this time he is an old-fashioned and backward person. No one can put a mask on a robot!
Are robots used for robberies in the future?
Then the person who goes to the bank to withdraw money can’t be a robot?
How to capture hostages?
Or is the life of the robot also a life?
A bunch of "correct" remarks flashed through Hei Yang's mind instantly, and he felt bad. He couldn't help but shake his head.
Forget it, luckily he has been reincarnated.
What was the past life? I don’t know!
Hey Hei Yang has already entered the Traveling Realm!
"Tsk tsk..."
Hei Yang continued to scrape the bottom of the pot while he was thinking about it, and suddenly found that the bottom had been dug out unknowingly.
He scratched the inner wall of the big pot a few more times, put all the fruits of his labor into the big basin, took a small spoon, and sorted them out one by one.
Each spoonful is about the amount that most Malaysians can eat at one time, which is very convenient and a blessing for lazy horses.
"Hei Yang, Hei Yang, husband Hei Yang, answer quickly!"
Hong Li on the side patted Hei Yang on the back, shook the stockings in her hand seriously, and said expectantly: "What do you think, is this okay?"
"What do you think?"
Hei Yang was speechless and asked a question.
"After a while, Mom and the others saw me, and I had to be skewered and roasted on the fire."
"Hey, Hey Yang, you are an adult now, and you already have your own independent decision-making authority!"
Hongli chuckled, covering Hei Yang's face was just an excuse, her real purpose was just to have fun.
She had already planned it. When Hei Yang put it on, she would just take out the photo stone, "click, click, click" to snap a picture, and then take out the photo to enjoy. It's a good plan!
Even Xiao Huo is probably too lazy to play this kind of childish prank, but it's just right for Hong Li's age group. Who gives her someone who can accompany her willful Hei Yang?
Many times, you are suddenly no longer interested in those games or anything like that, and you no longer want to engage in the entertainment activities you used to enjoy. You think you are mature, and this is the price of growing up.
In fact, many times, there is just no one to play with you like your old friends.
This is the price of growing up, it's called loneliness.
When there is no one to accompany you to be willful, and when there is no one to indulge your personality, the joy will disappear, right...
Well, after saying so much, Hong Li rolled her eyes, slapped Hei Yang on the back, and shouted loudly.
"Hey, Hei Yang, come and give it a try?"
"You will never die, right?"
"Why do you say it's so ugly..."
"Haha, have you worn it?"
Hei Yang turned his head, stared at Hong Li with his dead fish eyes, and asked his soul.
"Ahaha..."
Looking at Hei Yang's serious eyes, Hong Li waved her hands with a smile and said quickly: "No, no, how could it be? I feel so sorry for you Hei Yang, how could I let you wear something I wore? It's nothing, hahahaha
..."
"Oh."
Hei Yang nodded and turned his head.
"Then I won't wear it anymore, there's no need to discuss it."
Hongli:「???」
"No, there's something wrong with you?!"
"I'm so cruel!"
After Hei Yang collected more than two thousand pieces, he raised his hand and poured a ball of water into the pot. The water in the pot spun wildly into a vortex, working hard to clean the residue in the pot.
Seeing this scene, Hei Yang nodded with satisfaction. He had never learned any pot-cleaning skills, but he could figure it out by groping on his own. This is called self-created magic!
Hongli's conspiracy failed and she didn't care much. She turned around and came back with many skewers of barbecue and handed half of them to Hei Yang.
"Hey, Hei Yang's is yours, and this is mine..."
"What's yours and mine..."
Hei Yang cleaned up the scene, looked at Hong Li's blanket spread on the grass, and gently sat next to her.
Hei Yang said casually: "What difference do we have between you and me? What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours. This is called inseparable..."
"Well said!"
Hong Li nodded heavily and said quickly: "Tomorrow it will be my turn to wash the dishes again. According to the great theory of "what's mine is yours", I will leave my task of washing the dishes to you!"
"Climb, climb, climb!"
Hei Yang snorted and counterattacked: "Then keep formulating, what's mine is yours, this mission is yours again, keep working hard!"
"Huh?"
Hongli tilted her head, gritted her teeth in anger and said, "Then I'll try again!"
"I'll do it again!"
"I'll do it again!"
"I..."
"Childish or not, why don't you rebound?"
"Bounce!"
"Grass!"
"Children are not allowed to say dirty words."
Hei Yang put his hands on his hips and lectured.
"You're just a kid, sister, I've already become a dirty adult."
Hong Li snorted, and suddenly thought of something, Digu said: "But if we wash the dishes tomorrow, we may not be able to go home tomorrow. We might be able to eat a few meals before going home, and then we don't have to wash the dishes afterward."
Bowl, does that mean I’m always on vacation?”
"You reminded me just by saying this."
Hei Yang looked solemn and said solemnly: "Originally, I thought that anything would be fine, just do whatever you want.
But now, I will tell you all to go home tomorrow, have a happy and joyful dinner, and eat at our house, using our bowls!
It’s rare for you, Xiaoli, to be so leisurely and elegant, so I must help you, right?”
"Are you a dog?"
Angry and angry, Hongli kicked Hei Yang in the side, sighed, lay down gently, and looked at the sky.
"I'm a little tired today, so I should go to bed early because..."
"Third uncle is preparing a house for us."
Hei Yang reminded.
"Oh, that's not important, I'll just fall asleep and talk..."
On the blanket, Hongli lay next to Heiyang and closed her eyes peacefully.
"Whenever you go to sleep, why don't you just carry me into the house? Uh-huh..."
Hongli yawned.
"Okay, okay, no more words, go to bed, good night, Heiyang husband..."
"Xiaoli, you..."
Halfway through Hei Yang's words, Hong Li fell into coma, and a row of black lines streaked across his head.
Sighing, he took out a quilt and covered her with it.
Hei Yang sat next to Hong Li, caressing her little head, looking at the faint smile on her face, he couldn't help but smile too.
"Good night and sweet dreams, Xiaoli."
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