How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 383: Go out more often while you are young, and you will know how great it is to stay at home!
Chapter 383: Go out more often while you are young, and you will know how great it is to stay at home!
How can such a lazy person become an immortal? Chapter 383: Go out more often while you are young, and you will know how good it is to stay at home!
"The two of us received news, well, to be precise, it was the news that Zhuji got from her master."
Hong Butian stretched out a finger and said mysteriously: "After a while, there may be group activities here at Wuliang Sword Sect!"
"Huh?"
Hongli sat up and leaned back, showing a funny expression.
"Is it, hehehe?"
Hong Butian: "..."
"What the hell are you thinking!
”
Veins popped out on Hong Butian's head, and he was about to come out of the screen to hammer his cousin's head, which was full of waste.
"Give me, return to normal, return to normal! Are you worthy of your uncle and aunt, and the etiquette of poetry and calligraphy they taught you since childhood!
You look a bit like your aunt’s daughter! Haven’t you learned anything good?”
Hong Li hugged her head and cried, teleporting behind Hei Yang, holding onto Hei Yang with both hands with a frightened look on her face, hiding behind his back and peeking out secretly.
"Heiyang Heiyang, Brother Butian scolded me, please save me quickly and help me get revenge, wuwuwu..."
"Ahem, that..."
A row of black lines was drawn on Heiyang's head, he leaned over and whispered softly: "The little girls are still here, they look like good wives and mothers!"
"Wuwuwu, Gou Heiyang, what do you mean, you won't help me get revenge, right?"
Hongli looked aggrieved and said angrily: "Can't you just go up and slap Brother Butian with your big mouth!
Tell him that any woman who dares to scold you will be beaten...ah!"
Hongli’s head was once again hit by Heiyang’s love.
Hongli hugged her head and cried again. She teleported and hid behind Xiaohuo, looking like a frustrated little daughter-in-law.
"Xiao Huo, look, look, your uncle and your dad are working together to bully mom. Hurry up and beat them, beat them! Wuwuwu..."
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo smiled with his half-moon eyes, shook his body, and turned into a little flamingo, and he was still the size of a palm, just like the one he looked like when he was born a year ago.
She threw herself into Hong Li's arms and disappeared from everyone's sight.
"Ah this..."
Hong Li lowered her head to look at Xiao Huo hidden in her arms, and couldn't help but shout: "What! How could you run away like this! Hei Xiao Huo, you have no loyalty!"
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"I can't hear you, Xiaohuo can't hear me!"
Xiao Huo's voice came slowly: "Ah, the warm embrace of familiarity and nostalgia, the smell of mother!"
Hongli: "..."
"Hey, hey, Hei Xiaohuo!"
Not far away, Hei Yang hummed: "The dove occupies the magpie's nest, right?"
"Ha! Xiao Huo came first!"
Black Little Fire can't see its crane, but can hear its sound.
"Ah? Are you kidding me, Hei Xiaohuo?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and emphasized: "I came here more than ten years ago!"
"Na na na, some people take more than ten years to embrace."
Xiao Huo's voice drifted over: "Some cranes are held just after they are born!"
"What the hell..."
Black Yang is really a bit difficult to stretch.
…………
"Okay, okay, no more joking."
Hong Butian shook his head and showed his serious informing expression again.
"The so-called group activities mean that there will be a secret realm similar to a small world in the near future, and the elders will select outstanding disciples to lead a team to explore."
Hong Butian paused and tried to explain further: "In the words you two often say, you are going to download a copy."
"Huh?"
Hong Li frowned and realized that things were not simple. She turned to look at Hei Yang and looked at each other: "Secret realm?"
"Well..."
Hei Yang seemed to realize something, and Digu said: "Download the copy?"
“I heard it’s a secret world with rich resources.”
Zhao Zhuji next to Hong Butian is still explaining.
"In a sense, it is a test for outstanding disciples by the sect. After passing the test, it will be a benefit!"
"Well, so, this secret realm you are talking about..."
Hongli Heiyang looked at each other again and nodded.
Hei Yang: "World Fragments?"
Hongli: "Law fusion?"
"Huh?!
”
Zhao Zhuji Hongbu was shocked.
"How did you know?!"
"Haha..."
After confirming that it was indeed the one she and Hei Yang thought of, Hong Li chuckled: "Guess who in the Traveling World knows about this first?"
"It's really interesting."
Hei Yang also couldn't help but cover his face.
"What did I think? I went around in a circle and came back, right? I really belong to you."
"Huh?!
”
Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji were stunned. Seeing Hei Yang and Hong Li acting like they understand each other, they suddenly realized: "That's it!"
"What, why are you involved in this matter?"
Hei Yang scratched his head and said speechlessly: "It's very dangerous, okay. Sister Zhuji, your foundation building period is okay. Brother Butian, I think you're still in your Qi training period. How did he get in?"
"Hey, hey, what do you mean sneaking in!"
Hong Butian's protest seemed feeble.
"I am relying on my ability..."
"Ah, because didn't he get a ranking in the group competition before..."
Zhao Zhuji sighed, spread her hands and said, "In addition, he insisted on going, so after a little manipulation, he was included in the list."
"Uh, let's do a little bit..."
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and asked curiously: "How to operate?"
"Ha, I know, this is simple."
Hong Li came up, patted the table with a confident look, raised her head and said, "Swaggered directly to the person in charge of sect affairs and patted the table!
Ha, my sister is the sect leader of the Five Elements Holy Land, and my brother-in-law is the elder of the Nascent Soul stage. I want to participate in your little event. You can figure it out yourself if you know the truth!"
"Hiss!"
Hei Yang took a breath and suddenly realized.
"It makes sense..."
"What's the point? Hey!"
Hong Butian's voice shouted at the other end: "I am aboveboard and filled out the form to participate in an upright and upright manner. I don't have the pretentiousness you say. Isn't this inviting hatred!"
"Harm, look, look."
Hongli spread her hands, shook her head and sighed: "This is a young man who has not gotten married and started a family. He is not mature at all.
No matter where you go, you are not allowed to flirt with each other. If you don’t know how to do this, then you are just waiting to hit a wall, right? Hei Yang.”
"Well, I think this is okay..."
Hei Yang frowned and analyzed carefully: "Just think, what if Brother Stepian bullies men and women in the sect, is arrogant and domineering everywhere, and causes all kinds of troubles.
One day, a young junior will join me. Although he is dressed in coarse linen and has nothing to offer, his eyes are bright, he has a magic sword eyebrow, and he is a bit handsome. Maybe his cultivation talent is also at the bottom.
Brother Butian didn't know what happened next. He ignored the high-end game and had to come over to ridicule and suppress the newcomers. Then the opponent activated the ability "Thirty years to the east of the river and thirty years to the west of the river". Didn't he just send it! p>
Once he sends it, won’t he have to confess to us before he dies?”
"Hiss!"
Hong Li reacted instantly, looked shocked, and shook her head quickly.
"That's it. Brother Butian understands the righteousness and is grateful for the unearned kindness.
Oh my god, don’t let the blood splash on my head..."
"That's right..."
"..."
"..."
Looking at the picture at the other end, Zhao Zhuji has a black line on her head.
Xiaohuo successfully hid, Heihui and Hongqiao were secretly whispering something, while Heiyang Hongli was discussing the possibility of killing the loser who broke off the engagement, and said that Traveling World is one of his own, he will cause trouble, but he won't
To cause trouble for them...
Seeing Zhao Zhuji stunned, she couldn't help turning her head to look at Hong Butian with a calm expression, and couldn't help asking: "What are they doing? You look so calm, don't you?"
Will you feel the beauty of cerebral congestion because of this kind of scene?"
"Nothing else, just habit."
Hong Butian looked numb. These two things, ahem, these two little things, bah bah, these two children, he used to be often ordered by adults to take care of them. If they made mistakes, it was he, Hong Butian, who would be punished.
That feeling is awesome...
Anyway, when he first knew that they were going to get married and start a family, he was so happy that he was finally relieved after all the hardships. God finally opened his eyes!
That's why he had to send these two little things on their way in person, otherwise he couldn't relieve the hatred in his heart!
Now looking at the two of them chattering and making trouble, Hong Butian's mood is calm, and he even wants to laugh a little.
Make a fuss, make a fuss, make a fuss as hard as you can, anyway, now he doesn’t have to take the blame for these two!
Ah, the air in Wuliangjianmen is so sweet and delicious!
……………
"So Brother Butian, you're just afraid of being used as cannon fodder, so you're just holding on to your will?"
Hei Yang looked at Brother Butian with his dead eyes, and struck him mercilessly: "Don't think about it, according to judgment, that thing can be entered in a month or less than two months at most.
Although it is said that there is no breath of life in it, who knows what kind of environment it is there, and how far you want to progress in one month of practicing Qi."
"Uh..."
Hong Butian laughed twice, what Hei Yang said was rude, but the matter was done, he couldn't quit anymore, that would be so embarrassing!
"It's nothing to be embarrassed about!"
Hongli waved her hand nonchalantly.
"It's better to be embarrassed than to be injured and lose your life. Don't lose face when you don't need it."
Hongli pointed at Hong Butian, then moved her gaze to Zhao Zhuji, and said earnestly: "Brother Butian, you need to figure out your current position, you are now a pretty boy who only eats soft rice.
How much more face do you need to hang out with a rich woman like Sister Zhuji? You don’t have to work hard anymore!”
Zhao Zhuji: "..."
Hong Butian: "..."
"What does it mean to be close to me!"
Zhao Zhuji looked ashamed and annoyed, and said angrily: "As if I have done something to him, you can't say such nonsense!"
"Yeah, why did I become a freeloader?"
Hong Butian glared at Hong Li fiercely and defended: "Yes, my cultivation is not as good as hers now, and I am always taken care of by her, but I'm not working hard!
As the saying goes, if we omit less than thirty years, can't I catch up with or even surpass him one day, and eat soft food hard?"
"Hey, what's wrong with eating soft rice? How many people want to eat but can't eat it? You don't know how blessed you are when you are in the midst of blessings..."
Hongli rolled her eyes, sat next to Heiyang, crossed her legs, put her hands behind her head and leaned against Heiyang, and said happily: "Look how happy I am now eating Heiyang's soft rice.
Let me tell you, he has even become a lot gentler after getting married. He didn’t know how to cook for me before, so happy!"
"Mornings are special circumstances."
Hei Yang mumbled speechlessly: "Don't even think of developing this kind of thing into a normal situation, Ao Hongli! Tit for tat, sooner or later you will pay back your debt."
"Oh, oh, that's all for the future, isn't it!"
Hong Li smiled flatteringly at Hei Yang, turned to look at Hong Butian, and directly persuaded him to leave.
"Brother, if something happens, don't force yourself, just retreat! Why do you have to make it difficult for yourself?"
"Hey, you said it nicely, the king of negative energy!"
Hong Butian was speechless. He suddenly looked up at Hong Li and asked, "What if it were you, Xiao Li? What would you do if it were Xiao Li?"
"Huh?"
Hongli didn't understand: "What can't you understand?"
"Just put yourself in their shoes!"
Hong Butian gave an example: "Just like you and Xiaoyang, if Xiaoyang gets into trouble, will you not help him because you are too weak?"
Hongli: “?!
”
"Bold!"
Hongli's eyes widened and she lectured: "I'm asking you a question, but instead you educate me. Someone come and use the thirty-thousand-kill stick!"
"Heh."
Hong Butian chuckled and said: "Don't talk about those things that are available or not, give me a definite letter, whether you will help or not!"
"If he wants to go, let him go."
Zhao Zhuji on the side shook her head helplessly and a little touched, and looked at Heiyang Hongli with a sincere face.
"The so-called master is a teacher, we sincerely request you two..."
"No, no, no, it won't be fun if you are so serious."
Hongli waved her hands quickly and sighed: "Brother Butian opened his mouth and my sister-in-law said so, so I have to help..."
After a pause, Hongli looked at Hei Hui and Hongqiao on the side, raised her eyebrows and said: "And you two, don't you want to learn? Take the opportunity to listen carefully. I want to see how much you can learn."<
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"Don't say that I am deliberately trying to make things difficult for you. Brother Butian has just joined Taoism not long ago."
Hong Li stretched out her hand to grab Xiao Huo out of her arms again. The latter said "Oh, oh, oh, baby" as Hong Li pinched one of its wings and moved it to her eyes. She stared at him with dead fish eyes: "And you, Hei Xiao Huo, now that you have finished studying
Nirvana, the second move of life-saving skills should also start. Sit down and listen carefully!"
"Ah ah ah ah..."
Xiao Huo kicked her legs wildly, and when she opened her eyes, she saw that her mother's head was bigger than her whole body. Thinking of how she had just been cheating on her mother, her heart skipped a beat, and she quickly laughed twice.
"Haha, that, of course, of course..."
Xiaohuo looked cute and asked: "So, mom, what should we learn next?"
"Ah, the second way to save life, Shenyin!"
Hongli put Xiaohuo down, and the latter returned to her little girl appearance, sitting side by side with Hei Hui and Hongqiao.
In the scene on the other side, Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji quickly entered the state, listening to Hong Li's explanation attentively.
"Because this is a great magical power that can be broken down into many small techniques, Brother Butian and the others, as well as Hui Hui Qiaoqiao, can still add some security to themselves even if they cannot learn all of this technique in a short time..."<
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At this point, Hong Li showed a serious expression, pointed at Xiao Huo, and hummed: "But as for Hei Xiao Huo, you must learn everything from me!
You have much more time to study than others, and your level of talent is not low. The most important thing is that you are our daughter, so, hum!"
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo revealed his half-moon eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Hehehe, Xiaohuo knows..."
"Huh?"
Hongli's tone changed.
"What's wrong with your tone? Are you not convinced by what your mother said?"
"Ah this..."
A small fire settled in Dantian, and the voice was loud and clear.
"Xiaohuo knows, I promise to complete the mission!"
"Well, that's pretty much it!"
Hong Li rubbed Xiao Huo's head with satisfaction, looked at Hei Yang beside him, and coughed twice.
"Very good. Let me briefly introduce Shenyin first. Don't interrupt the teacher's speech. If you have any questions, I will leave time for you to answer.
First of all, the magical power of Shenyin is divided into two parts: hiding one's traces and quickly escaping from the source of danger, which is further divided into..."
Hongli Heiyang began their narration vividly.
One thing to say, they had experience teaching Xiao Huo before, and the two of them are now teaching others in a decent manner.
In a sense, this is also the first time that Aoyoujie has combined online and offline teaching.
Unlike some friends who like to sit in the background, these students are really studying hard!