How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 386 Fortunately, both husband and wife are not in very good mental condition, otherwise they would not be able to keep up with each other!
Chapter 386 Fortunately, both husband and wife are not in very good mental condition, otherwise they would not be able to keep up with each other!
Chapter 386: How can such a lazy person become an immortal? Fortunately, the husband and wife are not in very good mental condition, otherwise they would not be able to keep up with each other!
"What's wrong? Sister Hongli, what happened?"
Xingyun looked at Hongli's confused look, tilted her head and pointed at herself.
"Is there something wrong with me? Huh?"
"Ah, that..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed twice, took off the question mark on her head and hid it behind her back, waving her hands as if nothing had happened.
"Ah, it's okay, it's okay, nothing happens!
Xiaoyun, keep eating, keep eating, leave me alone, hahahaha..."
"Well..."
Xingyun frowned, then suddenly smiled, lowered his head and continued to eat the food.
"Okay, Sister Hongli!"
"Huh..."
Hongli let out a long breath, glanced at the girls who were all eating, rolled over on the sofa and sneaked, squatting and using the table to shield herself, and moved to Heiyang's side.
"Hey, Yoko!"
Hongli tugged at the leg of Heiyang's trousers and whispered: "Come here, there's something wrong!"
"Uh..."
Hei Yang looked down at Hong Li, who was squatting and looking up at him, and instinctively put his hand on Hong Li's head, circling her furry head.
"What's wrong? Do you want to be patted on the head?"
"Hey, hey, what are you talking about?"
Hongli reached out and grabbed Hei Yang's arm, making his claws stop working, and glared at Hei Yang fiercely.
"If something really happens, come over here and take care of your head and stuff. You can do whatever you want with it when there's no one around..."
"Uh..."
Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes, stood up, and looked at Hong Li speechlessly, who lowered his voice and beeped softly.
[Hei Yang: So, why don’t you just talk to me like this?]
[Hei Yang: Why do you have to crawl over so hard?]
[Hongli: Ah, you’re the one crawling, I moved here!]
[Hei Yang: So have you forgotten this thing?]
[Hongli: I want you to take care of it!]
[Hei Yang: Hey, I’m quite angry. Can you call me a few more times?]
[Hongli: Grass, shit!]
[Hongli: You still have the nerve to say it, right?]
[Hongli: Originally, according to our tacit understanding, if I just look away, you would know what to do.
You should have come looking for me all the time, but in the end I had to come looking for you myself!
Instead of reflecting on yourself, you kid mocked me?]
[Heiyang: Ah this...]
[Hongli: Ah, what, what, this!]
[Hongli: Let me tell you, Heiyang, you are in trouble, you are in big trouble!]
[Heiyang: Ahem, what’s wrong with me!]
[Hei Yang: Just give me a look, and of course I can guess what you want to do! But you didn’t even give it to me!]
[Hongli: Wow, you’re trying to push your limits, right? You want to know what I’m saying, and you want me to give you a look. You’re the one who’s taking all the good things, right?]
【Heiyang:???】
Hei Yang blinked, took off the three question marks on his head and placed them on top of Hong Li's head.
[Hei Yang: I think there’s something wrong with you!]
[Hongli: Okay, okay, don’t worry about so much, just follow me!]
Hong Li held Hei Yang's hand, slipped into the bedroom with small steps, closed the door, and let out a long breath.
"Phew, very good, escaped from the scene successfully!"
"I bet they all saw you."
Hei Yang chuckled: "If you really wanted to sneak in, you could have used Shenyin directly, but you ended up doing this, right? Xi Jingli!"
"Wow, you still said that I have a bad temper, but your aggression is getting worse every day, right?"
Hongli couldn't help complaining: "Can't you be a little gentler to me, like a warm-hearted husband who dotes on your wife or something? Where is the Hei Yang who made me breakfast a few days ago?"
Hei Yang: "Jiejiejiejiejie, I have killed that Black Yang!"
Hongli: "No - Hei Yang from the past few days -"
"Pfft hahaha..."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's exaggerated expression and couldn't help laughing.
He waved his hand and said seriously: "Okay, okay, no more fuss, no more fuss.
You get down to business, I'm listening, what happened?"
"Didn't you hear that just now?"
Hongli frowned and said mysteriously: "Xiaoyun, she doesn't know about world fragments!"
"Ah, what's this?"
Hei Yang spread his hands and said leisurely: "How strange it is. There are so many people in the Traveling World who don't know about this. Isn't it strange that Xingyun doesn't know?"
"Of course it's strange!"
Hongli couldn't help but refute Hei Yang, she analyzed: "Think about it, who is Xiaoyun? She is now the eldest sister of the Fire Department disciples, an outstanding disciple trained by Elder Huole as the successor.
Think about Sister Zhuji again. As an outstanding disciple, she was notified of the world of fragments in advance, but Xiaoyun didn’t even know!"
"Uh, is that weird?"
Hei Yang blinked.
"If you don't know, it means Elder Huole didn't tell her."
"Ah this..."
Hong Li, who was about to make up conspiracy theories such as the concept of memory tampering, brainwashing, and cognitive shielding, stiffened and looked at Hei Yang.
"Just, that simple?"
"What if?"
Hei Yangxian said to Hongli: "Why, what else could it be? Xingyun was kidnapped on the way, and now the person coming here is a counterfeit pretending to be a monster.
The entire Five Elements Sect has fallen. Elder Huo Le just communicated with you what kind of secret message was hidden, and he also emphasized the matter of letting Xiao Yun go, just to remind you.
Next, you have to expose the truth about Xingyun being disguised, and then solve the riddle of Elder Huole, attack the Five Elements Sect at night, touch the Five Elements Mountain in the dark, and rescue Elder Huole in a thrilling operation.
Then rescue the dying Elder Huole from the dungeon, and listen to him issue a main plot mission to you, saying that only you with the Sect Master's token can do it, asking you to take back the Five Elements Formation Diagram, take back the Five Elements Sect, and so on!" "Hiss!"
Hongli took a breath and said with admiration: "As expected of my Hongli man, his thinking sensitivity is so powerful that he can coincide with me..."
"It fits you!"
Hei Yang stretched out his finger and quickly poked Hongli's head, and said with a fierce expression: "If Hongli dares to imagine such a plot, you are either stupid or bad!
It won’t be long before we call it a day, hide from the eyes of some people, and live our little life quietly.
You insist on talking about this stuff because you want us to tire of millions more words?!"
"Ah this!"
Hong Li's expression froze and she said with a smile: "Well, let Xiao Huo be the protagonist next!
It’s called Black Sun Red Glass 2: Little Fire Legend: The Fission of the Five Elements Sect Returns to the Place of Birth!"
"..."
Hei Yang sighed, sat on the bed, and pointed at his legs.
"Xiaoli, be obedient and come here by yourself."
"Ah, no, Hei Yang..."
Hongli's face fell, and she came over with a look of fear on her face. She lay down on Hei Yang's lap, closed her eyes and held her head in her hands, whispering: "Hei Yang, I'm afraid."
"Don't be afraid, it will pass if you endure it."
Hei Yang sighed, and his face turned dark instantly.
"2 Right!
Snap!"
"Ah!
”
"Little Fire Legend, right? Bang!"
"Wow!
”
"Fission of the Five Elements Sect, right? Bang!"
"Yeah!
”
"The place of birth, right! Bang!"
"Woo..."
…………
"Hoo!"
Hei Yang took a long breath and sighed: "I feel better!"
"Woo woo woo, Heiyang, you are not a human being!"
"嘁."
"Uuuuuuuah, Heiyang, you are a dog!"
"嘁嘁嘁嘁."
"..."
Hongli curled her lips, lying on Heiyang and holding up her chin with one hand, not bothering to get up, and said quietly: "So the fact is that Elder Huole hid this matter from Xiaoyun."
"Hmm, otherwise."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and said with a speechless expression: "Have you forgotten what kind of character he is? Back then, I didn't even want you to take risks at sea even after the ring competition.
Now if it was Xingyun, he must have been afraid that the other party would find out and rush over with excitement, so he hid the matter.
By then, if the secret realm opens on our birthday just in time, Xiaoyun will be secretly hidden.
If it is opened after our birthday, Elder Huole can also persuade Xiaoyun to stay here for a few more days.
You can just find any reason and say that you are helping Hui Hui Qiao Qiao’s two future junior sisters to practice. Believe me, Xiao Yun, a child who is so simple and helpful, will definitely deceive everyone!”
"Uh..."
Hongli's eyelids twitched.
"It seems that it is indeed like this..."
Xingyun has become a little smarter after this year's training, and Hongli helped her correct some silly ideas.
I remember when she first met Xingyun, she didn't even dare to let her go down the mountain alone, for fear that she would be deceived into a pyramid scheme if she turned around.
Maybe by the time Hongli finds Xiaoyun, she will have already applied for a bunch of MLM membership cards and so on!
Ahem...
"Look, it makes sense, right? I have something more reasonable here, just listen to it."
Hei Yang touched his chin and analyzed carefully: "I even suspect that it was Elder Huole who encouraged Xiaoyun to come over in advance to prepare for your birthday.
Think about it, Xiaoyun came over just after he finished the call. He didn't say anything clearly and hung up so quickly. What does this mean?"
"What does it mean?"
Hongli blinked.
"It shows that Elder Huo Le is typing the communication with his fingers!"
Hei Yang, who was always willing to assume the worst possible ill will in others, rolled his eyes. He stretched out two fingers and placed them horizontally, one finger on the bottom and one on the top.
"Maybe, Elder Huo Le secretly followed Xingyun all the way through the clouds, following parallel and non-intersecting like this. Maybe he left only when he saw that she was almost there."
Hei Yang put up an awning with his hands, looked towards the direction of the Five Elements Sect, and fancied: "Maybe Elder Huole was just like a plane, passing over the Five Colors City..."
"Ah this..."
The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched: "Elder Huo Le, he is not as evil as Hei Yang you said!
I remember that he was still very amiable back then, but what you said was too shameless..."
(Huo Le: Understand, this happened after meeting someone who said he wanted to get married and quit the sect, which caused great psychological trauma to the elderly.)
"Whether it is yes or no, can't we just call and ask?"
Hei Yang casually took out the other party's communication spirit stone from Hongli's pocket and dialed back the latest communication records.
"If we ask him face to face, will we still be able to tell if he has lied?"
"Also..."
Hongli's legs swayed and she nodded. She put her hands on both sides of her eyelids and opened her eyes wide. She didn't hesitate to activate her magical power and hummed softly.
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"Under our sharp eyes, all evil will have nowhere to hide!"
"Dududu..."
"The other party cannot answer the call temporarily, please call again later"
"The other party cannot answer the call temporarily, please call again later"
Hong Li: "???"
"Here."
Hei Yang spread his hands and said quietly: "The evil is hidden."
"Ah this..."
Hongli covered her face with one hand and suddenly thought of something.
"By the way, I remember that there was no prompt tone when the connection could not be reached. When was this added?"
"Who knows how many strange functions Elder Huole has secretly updated every day as he talks about benefiting the people."
Hei Yang complained and paused.
"But when you say that, I always feel that the prompt sound is a bit familiar..."
"Jinxiu's voice."
Hongli curled her lips.
"I recognized it as soon as I heard it."
"Ah, this seems to be true."
Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li.
"So what's next, how to deal with it? He didn't even answer the call, so he just brought it on himself."
"Hiss..."
Hong Li frowned in thought and suddenly stretched out a finger.
"I think we should discuss the fall of the Five Elements Sect. For example, Elder Huo Le couldn't receive communications because he was locked in the dungeon, and Jin Xiu had to record this audio because they were scratching his soles!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang chuckled: "You might as well imagine it boldly. For example, Jin Xiu was also a victim on the surface, but actually surrendered and rebelled. The evidence is that the recording was too calm, and it didn't seem like he was forced to say it.
After we rescued her, she first joined our adventure team, and then suddenly betrayed her in the middle and trapped us into a desperate situation."
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"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
Hongli shook her head decisively this time and said: "I know Jin Xiu a little bit, but she is not that kind of person.
You can tell by looking at her way of cultivation that the white tiger with the golden movement is the main killer, she would rather break than bend, she is extremely tough."
"That's it."
Hei Yang nodded.
"Hey, Xiaoli, my fists are pretty strong too. It just so happens that you haven't left yet. Let's do it again?"
Hongli: "..."
"Good husband, I was wrong!"
Hongli gave up decisively.
"Please don't hurt your lovely little wife."
"That's pretty much it."
Hei Yang sighed and reminded: "Think about it, if the Five Elements Sect really fell, how could you still succeed in ordering the food you just ordered?"
"Broken!
”
Hongli exclaimed.
"The food is poisonous! It happened that the two of us didn't eat it. It's so poisonous, so the next step is to save them..."
"Pa!"
"Ah!
”
……………………
Hei Yang took a deep breath, his face rosy.
"My mood is smooth again!"
"Woo woo woo..."
Hongli's face was also rosy, and she said sadly: "Gou Heiyang, I want to break up with you for three minutes, and don't talk to me for the next three minutes!"
"Three minutes is too long, my Li."
Hei Yang said faintly: "Don't be impatient. Look, even though I was the one who caused all this, who is it that turned our husband and wife against each other?
Think about it, we should unite with the outside world, right?"
"Well..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, this shit seemed to make sense.
In other words, the culprit of everything: "Fire! Joy! Changing! Olding!"
……………
"Hiss~~"
Huo Le suddenly shuddered and whispered: "It's strange, why is it so cold suddenly? Is it really going to be winter..."
