Chapter 39 The user you are calling is being called by you
"That's so normal."
Hei Yang said casually: "If I suddenly left my hometown and went to a strange place, I wouldn't be able to adapt to it all at once.
Well, if we encounter some setbacks and difficulties, it will be even more difficult to adapt."
"Ah."
Hongli sighed and her voice gradually calmed down: "So, why does it have to be me and not you? What a wonderful thing it would be if we were in the same situation now!"
"I think you have a beautiful idea."
Hei Yang complained: "Speaking of which, do you have to get up early tomorrow?"
"Ah, yes."
Hongli stretched out and said in a long, drawn-out voice: "Because I have to move, my aunt said that the place where the outer disciples live is much more comfortable than here, with plenty of spiritual energy, complete facilities and so on.
But actually, it doesn’t make sense for me to live in a big house with a big yard by myself. As for the house, it’s just big enough for a bed.
Then, it will be warm in winter and cool in summer, not too noisy, not worried about food and clothing, good to drink and have fun, a paradise on earth..."
"That's true."
Hei Yang fully agreed with this: "So you'd better go to bed early, so as not to be unable to get up tomorrow."
"Wow, I am already a master in the Qi refining stage after all!"
Hongli couldn't help but complain: "Refined to the innate, the breath is long, the magic power is majestic, and the body is twice as strong.
It doesn’t matter if you stay up all night, nothing will happen if you don’t sleep for a few months!”
"This has nothing to do with you being in better shape."
Hei Yang's tone was calm: "Don't you want to crawl out of bed if you don't have difficulty? Don't you want to lie in bed if you're not tired?
As long as you are lazy enough, no matter how high you are, you will only evolve from a salted fish spirit to a salted fish demon king."
Hongli: "..."
"Okay, okay, you have a lot of sense, I'll listen to you."
Hongli yawned: "Good night then."
"Ah, good night, I'll stay up for a while."
Hongli: "?"
"I didn't say..."
Hongli suddenly felt sleepy again: "You are really not a human being, are you? You let me sleep and you stayed up all night?"
"What's wrong?"
Hei Yang said nonchalantly: "Human physiques cannot be generalized. Your situation is different from mine. You have to get up early, but I don't.
My parents saw that I was in my Qi refining period, so it’s reasonable to reward me with a big gift package for staying in bed, right?"
"Unreasonable, very unreasonable!"
Hongli shouted: "Wait a minute, I'll write a letter right now and tell my uncle and aunt that I'm already in the foundation building stage and ask them to add some more training tasks to you!"
"Oh, Hei Yang will never be defeated by the same trick twice!"
Hei Yang sneered disdainfully: "If you dare to make it up, I will spread it.
If you tell my parents about your foundation-building period, I will spread the word about your glorious achievements and let all the folks in Wuse City know that there is a promising kid in the city who is becoming rich outside! p>
By then, I'm afraid even your uncles and aunts will think that you have really built a foundation and regard you as the pride of the whole city.
As soon as everyone sees the Five Elements Sect airship, they will sigh: Oh, it would be great if Hongli was on this airship!
Hum, I want to see when the time comes, whether I will die from exhaustion first or you will die first!"
"You, you, you!"
Hongli's pupils were shaking and her voice was trembling: "How could there be a despicable villain like you? Don't spread rumors!"
"Oh, you can control my mouth, can you still control what my fellow villagers want to hear?"
Hei Yang's voice was like a devil whispering: "Do you need me to help you "inadvertently" publicize things like your rejection of the confession of the golden elixir stage monk?"
Hong Li: "!"
"Almost done, almost done."
Hongli beeped in a low voice: "I won't lie to the Military Intelligence Headquarters, and you shouldn't spread it, otherwise I will be just like you, I have a home and can't go back."
"Oh, you still have the nerve to say that."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "But let's just call this game a draw. The methods of both parties are too clumsy, so it's invalid!"
"Actually..."
Hong Li whispered in a low voice and reminded: "Among the methods we have used before, this is already considered very upright..."
"You don't need to remind me of this!"
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth couldn't stop twitching, as if he was thinking of some unbearable past events: "Okay, okay, you go to sleep quickly, I will sleep later."
"So..."
Hong Li asked curiously: "What are you doing there if you don't sleep in the middle of the night? Don't tell me that you are practicing hard. You won't even believe it."
"Ah, actually it's nothing..."
Hei Yang said casually: "I was just busy peeking at your diary..."
Hong Li: "???"
"Ah, no, no, no."
Hei Yang suddenly came to his senses: "What I just said was actually... stupid. I can't make up a reason. That's right, I was just peeking at your diary!"
"Black Sun!!!"
Hong Li's high-decibel roar made Hei Yang's head buzz: "Shameless, shameless, vile, despicable villain!
You, you are not even willing to deal with me, you just make up some excuses!"
"Hey, how can anyone beg to be perfunctory by others?"
Hei Yang complained: "Besides, don't be so excited. I just discovered it by accident. I didn't know what it was at first, and then I just took a look at it!"
"Accidentally discovered?! I think you had planned it beforehand!"
Hong Li clenched her teeth, and her whole body exuded a fiery breath: "You, privacy thief!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang knew he was in the wrong and beeped softly: "But speaking of which, you were really cute when you were a child, hahaha. If this diary hadn't reminded me, I would have almost forgotten that you were like that."
"Ah ah ah ah ah, amnesia, give me amnesia!"
Hongli didn't know whether she was angry or not, but her face turned red: "Can you forget all those things? Please!"
"What's the basic attitude towards asking for help?"
Hei Yang snorted: "I don't see your sincerity."
"?"
A row of question marks appeared on Hong Li's head: "I didn't say it, how could there be such a shameless creature like Heiyang!
It was obviously you who was peeping, but I still asked you to do it. This is too much. Do you have any conscience?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment: "When have we ever had a conscience between us? Isn't it always the one who takes the initiative and is the uncle?"
"That's right..."
Hongli's tone was slightly weaker: "But look at how pitiful I am today, do you have the heart to continue bullying me?"
"Huh, don't believe in tears when fighting. Be careful of Hongli playing the sympathy card!"
Hei Yang didn't let up: "Besides, it's already past midnight, and the comics happened yesterday!"
"!!!"
Hongli's eyes widened: "Comics! My..."
"No woohoo!"
Hei Yang interrupted the spellcasting: "I told you, the same move cannot work on me twice!"
"Hey, I don't believe it."
Hong Li's voice instantly became calm: "After a period of time, after you relax your vigilance or your resistance decreases, the same old tricks will still be effective on you. This is what I have tested many times!"
Hei Yang: "..."
"Why are you leaving my bug here?"
Hei Yang said angrily: "Okay, if you have something to say, tell me quickly. If you don't tell me, I will block your message."
Hong Li: "!"
"Block my messages!"
Hongli's voice trembled: "Don't you think there's someone outside already? I've obviously just left not long ago!"
"Please continue your performance."
Hei Yang was expressionless: "I'm listening."
"嘁."
Hongli made an unhappy voice: "I don't care, you read my diary. As compensation, you have to let me read your diary too!"
"Why do I feel like you've been planning this for a long time?"
"Your illusion."
"That would be a pity."
Hei Yang shook his head: "I have burned all my old diaries to ashes. I'm afraid you won't be able to see them."
"Nonsense!"
Hong Li said without hesitation: "It was obviously put in that gray iron box and buried under the floor of your house!"
"???"
A question mark appeared on Heiyang's head: "No, I said, I'm so special, you're so special...you can know this?!"
"Oh, because I wanted to steal it for a long time, but I never found the opportunity... Ahem, I didn't say anything."
Hongli coughed twice: "Anyway, let me be healthy!"
"No!"
Black Sun quickly retreated: "Good night! Sweet dreams!"
"???"
Hong Li's face was full of disbelief: "How dare you really block me, Hei Yang? Hei Yang!"
"Hello, the user you called is sleeping. Please call again tomorrow morning. I'm so chatty."
"Hey, I'm afraid you're not seriously ill."
Hongli covered her face and didn't look at it: "I can still hear your voice no matter how hard you press it, okay, don't pretend to be an automatic reply for me!"
"Good night, it's the third time. I advise you not to be ungrateful and go to bed quickly!"
"Ah, okay, okay."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Good night, sweet dreams."
