How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 396 It is said that the comment area will be opened in November. I don’t know whether it is true or not.
Hei Yang, who was feeding his daughter, was startled and looked at his aunt who suddenly appeared at the door. He held the dried fish and stretched out his hand towards Xiao Huo and stopped in mid-air.
"It's Aunt Lianlian..."
"Uh-huh!"
Xiaohuo stretched out his head and took the dried fish in his father's hand into his mouth.
Feeling the delicious food while eating, I couldn't help but squint my shining eyes with a look of enjoyment.
"Hello, auntie, do you want to have a small fire?"
Xiao Huo poked his little head out from behind his father and greeted him with a smile.
"What are you doing standing there, aunt? Come here quickly!"
"Huh..."
Seeing that everyone was there, especially the birthday girl Xiaoyang who hadn't left yet, Qing Lianlian breathed a sigh of relief, then smiled and responded: "Of course, my aunt is really thinking about Xiao Huo!
Let Auntie see if Xiao Huo is more beautiful!"
She walked to Xiao Huo in a few steps, opened her arms, and tried to pick Xiao Huo up from the chair with a smile.
As a result, he failed because he was not much taller than Xiao Huo. Instead, Xiao Huo gently pulled him into his arms and couldn't help but scream out in surprise.
"Oh, little fire!"
Qing Lianlian staggered and was accidentally pulled into Xiao Huo's arms, sitting on her two calves.
"Xiaohuo! Let go of my aunt!"
"Haha, Xiao Huo doesn't want it, doesn't want it!"
Xiaohuo smiled and hugged Qing Lianlian tightly.
"Auntie, please stay here with Xiaohuo!"
"Damn it, I'll hug you if you want!"
Qing Lianlian struggled for a few times, but failed. She sighed and gave up resistance.
"Forget it, it's all the same, it's all the same..."
"Hey..."
Xiao Huo's eyes turned into crescent moons.
It's amazing to say that among the relatives that Hei Yang Hongli and his family often interact with, Qing Lianlian is the one closest in age to Xiaohuo.
Coupled with the fact that her mental age is not much different, Xiaohuo is usually the most attached to this little aunt.
To grandma and grandma, Xiao Huo is more like the elder.
As for her aunt, Xiaohuo can easily regard her as a good-tempered friend of the same age, and there won't be that much of an age gap between them.
As for Qing Lianlian, she also likes this little granddaughter, she is cute and has a sweet mouth.
Moreover, Xiaohuo is one of the very few children among her relatives who really regards her as an elder.
There are two others, Hei Yang Hongli, who also treat Qing Lianlian as their aunt.
As for the other children from relatives, well, they are obviously younger than her, but they treat her like a child.
"Xiaoyang, happy birthday!"
Don't think about that, Qing Lianlian looked at Hei Yang, smiled and blessed.
"In addition, Xiao Huo asked my aunt to take out the gifts from the bag..."
Qing Lianlian smiled, took out a cute little hat from her bag and handed it to Heiyang.
"Xiaoyang, do you like it? It took a long time for my aunt to choose this one. It will definitely look cute on you!"
"Thank you, aunt, for taking the trouble!"
Hei Yang happily took the gift, studied it, put it on his head, and turned to look at Hongli Xingyun.
"Xiaoli Xiaoli, look at me, look at me, do you look good?"
"It's no use asking me."
Hongli turned her face away and said quietly: "My aesthetics have long since followed your appearance.
Even if you have three noses and seven eyes, I think you are the most handsome in the world, do you believe it?"
"Hey, hey, don't sound like I've done some mental pollution to you."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and said speechlessly: "And what kind of strange creature am I, with three noses?"
"Then how do I know."
Hongli spread her hands.
"If you have to ask, my answer is that you are beautiful."
"彳亍."
Hei Yang waved his hand, pressed the hat on his head, turned to look at Qing Lianlian, and said with a smile: "Thank you again, auntie, Xiaoli also likes it very much."
"Hey, I'm relieved if you like it."
Qing Lianlian's face was filled with smiles. She smiled and suddenly thought of something. She turned around and looked around, curiously asking: "By the way, where is Xiaoyang's mother?
Where has my sister gone? Why don't you come out to see me even when I'm here?"
"Ah, mom..."
Hei Yang Youyou explained: "My father was drunk, and my mother gave him a hug in the bedroom.
I probably tucked him into the bed and slept until tomorrow."
As soon as Hei Yang finished speaking, Qing Yiyi walked into the house muttering and waved her hand to Qing Lianlian.
"Lianlian is here. Hey, they bought so many things at home and haven't even finished them yet. You can take whatever you want."
"Hmm."
Qing Lianlian nodded, paused, and looked at Qing Yiyi with a small, resentful look.
"Sister, I just heard Xiaoyang say that my brother-in-law went out to drink again?"
"You don't have to confess me."
Hei Yang protested in a low voice, although no one paid any attention to him.
"It's okay, it's okay, I allowed it this time."
Qing Yiyi waved her hands, braided her hair again, and couldn't help complaining: "I was talking so happily that I forgot about them, and I drank like this again.
But okay, your brother-in-law is not the kind of guy who gets drunk and makes a lot of noise. He falls asleep like a pig. He is quite quiet when he is drunk..."
"But speaking of pigs..."
Qing Yiyi paused for a moment and couldn't help complaining: "Your brother-in-law is feeling heavier again. He's been so lazy all day long.
You are not yet forty years old, and your belly is already growing. It is really tiring to drag him back."
"Hmm?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but let out a sigh and curiously interjected: "You shouldn't have a big belly, right?
Didn’t I bring some elixirs to my father and tell my parents about the Qi refining method?
There should be no such thing as being unable to digest fat accumulation, right?"
"Oh, there's no need to think about it. You can tell at a glance that he doesn't work hard, so he doesn't make much progress in this little time."
Qing Yiyi looked matter-of-fact and said speechlessly: "He is not willing to eat those pills of yours, so he has to keep them.
He said that it is a waste to eat now and wait until he is old and his health is not good before he eats again."
"Ah this?"
Hei Yang was confused.
"Don't, your mother, I'm not coaxing you."
Qing Yiyi paused, narrowed her eyes, looked at her son, and said with a scrutinizing face: "I say Xiaoyang, don't imitate your father.
Don't let me see you become a stinky uncle like your dad when you are in your thirties. Then I will kill you."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes and said with a sneer: "How could this happen? You are overthinking it.
After all, we are still in the Nascent Soul stage, and we can still manage our figure. Uncle or something like that has nothing to do with me..."
"Don't worry, Mom!"
Hongli raised her hand and said with a smile: "I will supervise him and I will not let him be lazy and corrupt!"
"Ha, Xiaoli, if you say that, Mom will feel relieved."
Qing Yiyi breathed a long sigh of relief, held her head with one hand, and said helplessly: "I think back then, Mu Guang was also a handsome and handsome young man, but he was turned into a pig by the years.
It's not that he's not handsome now, after all, he has mature charm, but he could have been more handsome..."
"That's right, that's right!"
Hong Li patted her chest and promised with a smile: "I will definitely let Hei Yang do more housework and exercise so that hundreds of thousands of years will pass and he will still be the handsome young man he is now!"
"Mom just likes to hear you say this, Xiaoli."
Qing Yiyi smiled: "I'm afraid that this child will go crazy if he gets married and leaves his parents without anyone to supervise him."
"Hey..."
Hongli smiled sheepishly.
"Heh."
Hei Yang sneered slightly and looked at Hong Li with slight disdain.
It’s just Hongli, but you still want to supervise her? It’s really ridiculous!
"Mom, Hei Yang is staring at me."
Hongli raised her hand to complain.
"Huh?"
Qing Yiyi's face turned cold and she turned to look at Hei Yang.
"Xiaoyang?"
"Ah, don't listen to Xiaoli's nonsense, hahaha."
Hei Yang sweated on his forehead and waved his hands mockingly.
"I just had a discomfort in my throat and just coughed..."
"Really?"
Qing Yiyi looked suspicious.
"Really."
Hei Yang looked solemn.
"Okay."
Qing Yiyi nodded and hummed: "I believe you for now."
"Mom is wise!"
Hei Yang breathed a sigh of relief and felt crazy about the little Hongli. He glanced at Hongli and found that she was snickering, and he immediately became even angrier.
[Hei Yang: Wait until you get home and see how I deal with you!]
[Hei Yang: If my mother can protect you in the first year of junior high school, how can she protect you in the fifteenth year of junior high school? Humph!]
[Hongli: Ah this...]
[Hongli: Yangyang doesn’t want it!]
[Hongli: It’s my birthday the day after tomorrow!]
[Hongli: Do you want me to spend my birthday with a psychological shadow!]
[Hei Yang: Oh, it’s only three days, I can afford to wait.]
[Hei Yang: Once your birthday is over, I will put you in a sack and fill it with cement...]
[Hongli: Grass, what kind of decapitated meal.]
Heiyang Hongli is facing off in the air.
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"So let me tell you, sister, you are too spoiled to my brother-in-law."
Qing Lianlian snorted softly and said: "Every time I say I want punishment, I lift it up heavily and lower it gently.
If you treat him so well all day long, you might spoil your brother-in-law."
"I have to say something for my dad about this."
Hei Yang chuckled, raised his hand and said, "My dad is usually very nice to my mom. Noisy life is the way to go!"
"When adults speak, children don't interrupt!"
Qing Lianlian glared at Hei Yang.
"Woooooooo, wrong, wrong..."
With a sad face, Hei Yang floated to Hong Li for comfort.
"Actually, what Xiaoyang said is right."
Qing Yiyi smiled and said a little embarrassedly: "After all, it's not a big mistake...
This is what Mu Guang likes. I knew it when we first talked. He hasn’t changed at all in so many years. It can be regarded as his original intention has not changed..."
"Ah, this, is this also called not changing one's original intention?"
Qing Lianlian was shocked. She remembered that this seemed to be difficult for her nature...
"Okay, okay, sister, if you say this, just assume that he has not changed his original intention."
Qing Lianlian sighed, waved her fists, and said angrily: "But both my father and my brothers said that my brother-in-law might want to bully my sister at some point.
This kind of thing should be nipped in the bud and prepared for a rainy day!"
"Hey, don't listen to what dad and brother say and just believe whatever they say."
Qing Yiyi covered her face with one hand, dumbfounded and said: "They just don't like Mu Guang because he married me...
You will understand this kind of thing when you have someone you like in the future."
When Qing Yiyi said this, she put her hands on her hips and said with a serious face: "When the time comes, sister, I will also work with my brother, the others, and my father to check on you!
Just like my father and old brothers did to us, we can't let some unscrupulous people deceive our family."
"Ah this..."
Qing Lianlian shows her half-moon eyes.
"The dragon slayer will eventually become an evil dragon. Do you want me to have a double standard? My brother-in-law failed to satisfy my father and brother at the beginning..."
"Who said that."
Qing Yiyi raised her eyebrows.
"Muguang has passed all the tests, okay?"
"Ah this?"
Qing Lianlian showed a shocked expression.
"What's so surprising? Mu Guang is already very good."
Qing Yiyi spread her hands and said quietly: "Dad and brother agreed at the beginning.
It's just that agreeing is one thing, but not liking him is another, there is no contradiction."
"Ah this..."
Qing Lian Lian’s brain is down.
"The world of adults is so complicated."
A voice came to my ears.
"Indeed..."
Qing Lianlian nodded subconsciously, then reacted instantly, turned to look at Xiaohuo, and emphasized: "Xiaohuo, aunt, I am an adult, okay!"
"Hehe."
Xiao Huo shrank and turned into a small crane, which in turn flew into Qing Lian's arms.
"Yes, yes, my aunt is a little adult!"
"If you keep doing this, Xiaohuo, my aunt won't love you anymore."
Qing Lianlian curled her lips and gently smoothed the feathers of the little flamingo in her arms.
"Hey, my aunt can't do that."
Xiao Huo smiled, turned over slightly, narrowed his eyes, and gradually fell asleep in Qing Lian's arms with a comfortable look on his face.
Not far away, Hei Yang Hongli whispered to each other.
"Did you hear that?"
Hong Li tugged at Hei Yang's sleeve and whispered softly: "My father-in-law wanted to marry my mother-in-law back then, but he passed the test of so many people.
Look at you again, I foolishly obeyed you, I really took advantage of you."
"Come on."
Hei Yang snorted: "It's still unclear who will be cheaper.
Can you be like my mother? If you are half as hard-working as my mother, or half as gentle as my mother-in-law, then I have nothing to say.
Now, hum! How about you give me a test to make up for it now?
During this period, we are living separately. When will I pass the test and we will live together again?"
"Grass, don't!"
Hong Li's eyes widened, and she quickly grabbed Hei Yang's arm, and couldn't help but said fiercely: "You want me to be separated from you for more than an hour, you want my life, right? Can I survive without you?!
”
"Hey, it's good to know."
Hei Yang snickered, reached out and poked the tip of Hong Li's nose, and whispered: "Between two of us, who has the advantage and who can't say for sure!"
"Well..."
Hong Li groaned and said: "No matter what, you just took advantage of me anyway."
"Ha, then you took advantage of me too!"
"So what!"
"What do you do to me again?"
Hei Yang Hongli moved his head closer and closer, poked each other with his two index fingers, and laughed together, unable to help but laugh.
"???"
Xingyun, who was chewing bitter melon next to him, looked at the two of them with a question mark, why did these two suddenly start laughing? Is there anything funny about it?
Hei Yang Hongli: If you don’t understand the matters between husband and wife, just stay out of it!