How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 439 It is always said that time can change many things, but in fact you have to change it yourself
Chapter 439 It is always said that time can change many things, but in fact you have to change it yourself
The morning sun shines through the cracks in the window, casting dots of light and shadow on the floor.
The coolness clings to the window, forming hazy white frost flowers.
On the soft and warm bed, Heiyang slowly woke up, but did not move at all.
He just looked up at the ceiling quietly, closing his eyes to meditate from time to time.
"Hmm..."
An indistinct purr came from his arms, and Heiyang lowered his head gently with a warm expression on his face, looking at Hong Li, who was curled up in his arms.
Hongli was currently being held in Hei Yang's arms, while she wrapped her arms and legs around Hei Yang, hugging him tightly like an octopus.
Hong Li leaned her side face on Hei Yang's chest, revealing a somewhat messy but overly cute face, but she was mumbling something unconsciously, and the voice just now came from the other person.
However, although Hong Li was mumbling when she opened her mouth, Hei Yang was absolutely sure that Hong Li had not woken up yet and was just talking unconsciously in her sleep.
Every time Hongli relaxes completely and goes to sleep, she will always say some weird words from time to time, and Hei Yang has long been used to it.
Sometimes the other party speaks in a vague manner, and after listening for a long time, I can’t figure out the reason.
Of course, sometimes the other party speaks relatively clearly and can guess the general meaning or even listen to the complete sentence.
Based on Hei Yang's understanding of the girl in his arms, he can make a rough guess even when talking in his sleep. He belongs to the realm of knowing you with just one look.
The only tricky thing is that Hongli is still asleep and has not opened her eyes, so Heiyang's plan to guess the other person's thoughts by looking at her eyes failed miserably.
"Actually, it's not impossible..."
While Hei Yang was dripping, he stretched out his evil hand and pressed it on Hongli's eyelids, carefully opening it, and then he saw the other person's big eyes that were obviously big but had a dull look.
Hong Li's eyes were innocently forced to open, but her consciousness still failed to return. She just frowned subconsciously, closed her eyes, then turned around slightly and buried her face in Hei Yang's chest, showing no signs of waking up.
, I don’t know how long I will have to sleep.
"Tsk, tsk, make you jump in the face..."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li, who looked like she was dead, and couldn't help but click his tongue.
The scene from last night appeared in his mind, heavy breathing and tiny splashes...
"Hiss!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but hiss lightly. He turned his head slightly to look at the cute little girl sleeping peacefully in his arms, and subconsciously took a breath of cold air.
Although she has a cute and harmless appearance, she is even more talented in some aspects, and can easily hold the opponent.
But I can think of the other party's "risk-it-all" attitude and behavior yesterday...
"Hiss!"
Hei Yang felt a little scared in his heart. He filled his head with waste in an instant so early in the morning. He subconsciously hugged his girlfriend in his arms a little tighter.
How should I put it? It’s not that the other party suddenly became much more powerful.
At first, the other party was quite crazy, but soon he started meowing and crying for daddy again as before...
As a result, it didn't take long for him to return to his usual rhythm, but he still failed to kill Hei Yang.
However, Hong Li's aura and power really shocked Hei Yang at first.
If the other party can persist at that level for a little longer, maybe he won't be as embarrassed as before.
If we can persist a little longer on this basis, we may be able to control a certain situation.
If I could persist a little more on this basis, I might be able to have a fight with Heiyang Wuwu.
If we can persist for a while longer on this basis, maybe we can turn defeat into victory and gain the upper hand?
Well, thinking about it this way, Hei Yang suddenly felt less worried.
There is still a big gap between this girl and him, but she was really powerful before...
While thinking this, Hei Yang gently patted Hong Li's back.
He sighed, closed his eyes again to rest, and couldn't help but sigh softly.
"No matter what, there is no better life than this..."
"That's not true..."
A voice came faintly.
"When I wake up, I have a beauty in my arms, I have clothes on my hands, I have food on my hands, I open my mouth..."
"Uh, don't be embarrassed. What does it have to do with me to put on your clothes, hold out your hands for food, and open your mouth?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain, patted his butt gently, and said, "I'm not that lazy, okay? How can I starve myself to death when I have something to eat?
So, Xiaoli, when did you wake up?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li who was still lying on his chest in his arms, and couldn't help but asked curiously.
"Wake up when you feel in danger."
Hong Li raised her head faintly, tilted her little head up from Hei Yang's chest, looked at Hei Yang quietly, and said with no expression on her face: "You, this morning, are really..."
"Ah, morning, what morning?"
Hei Yang didn't know what to ask. He said innocently: "What's wrong with me? Huh huh?"
"Oh, it's nothing."
Hong Li stretched her arms slightly, hugged Hei Yang tighter, and whispered: "It's pretty good."
"Ah?"
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, unable to react.
"What did you say?"
"What did I say?"
Hongli glared at Heiyang, turned her face away, and Nunu muttered: "I mean, I mean, I am very satisfied...
Ouch, ouch, what, don’t worry so much!”
Hongli patted Hei Yang on the back angrily: "Anyway, just know that I'm just praising you, okay! As for what I'm praising, that's not the key!"
"Uh, it's just a mouthful!"
Hei Yang saw Hong Li looking like he was going to bite if he asked again, so he wisely chose to shut up, so as not to really make his wife anxious, and it would be troublesome to coax her.
Hei Yang Hongli woke up, but didn't get up.
The two of them hugged each other in the warm quilt. The closer they got to the end of the year, the colder it got outside, and the less they wanted to move.
It's better to sleep under a quilt and burn paper when something happens to your head.
……………………
"Well..."
Hongli rested on Heiyang's arm, looking at him sideways with blank eyes, muttering softly.
"I don't want to get up, but I want to eat..."
"What a coincidence, I am the same."
Hei Yang stretched out his hand and grabbed Hong Li's face and gently pulled her, saying faintly: "Everyone is only half-weighted.
So what are you trying to do by saying this in front of me, hinting at me, right?"
"Hint you big-headed ghost!"
Hong Li retorted: "This is my clear statement, my clear statement!
I've made it so obvious, can't you even see it?
You, Hei Yang, my husband, hurry up, get up and prepare a meal for me, I want to eat!"
"Oops, I know you're in a hurry, but don't worry yet."
Hei Yang pressed Hong Li's head to prevent her from twisting, and Youyou said: "I also want to eat, and I don't want to get up. Just tell me what to do?"
"That's why I have to supervise you to get up."
Hongli is confident.
"Xiaohuo must have gotten up and run out by this time. It's probably hopeless to expect her to bring us food.
My daughter is not around, so as a strong, wise and powerful husband, I should consciously support this responsibility!"
"Haha, that's great."
Hei Yang waved his fist and touched Hong Li's forehead gently, and said unhappily: "That's so good, I'm going to punch you, don't say it again next time."
"Ah blah blah blah, Pu Xinnan is really bowing his head!"
Hong Li rolled her eyes and did not reply to Hei Yang. She knew that her methods had almost no effect on Hei Yang. Everyone was a lazy dog and knew each other well.
Subtly changing concepts or using other words will not have much effect.
If this version wants to beat Black Sun, it has to take a different approach.
For example, if you act coquettishly and act cute, as long as it takes effect, you can keep Hei Yang under applause and make the other party submissive.
After all, she is Hei Yang's heartthrob, and Hongli knows that, she just doesn't say anything.
Hei Yang also knows that Hong Li knows that she knows, and Hong Li also knows that Hei Yang knows that she knows that Hei Yang knows...
Anyway, that’s what it’s all about!
Hongli understands the truth, but she has never acted like a coquettish girl before.
Although she has become more and more skilled after getting married, it has also made her Hongli the younger brother in the family!
Hmm, it's obvious that she has been following Heiyang's lead during this period and listens to his decision on everything!
It wasn't that Hong Li refused to listen to Hei Yang's words, but she also wanted to experience the kind of knocking Hei Yang on the head, and said with a serious face: "Ah, Yang Yang!
You should do this or that, otherwise what will happen? Do you understand?"
"Well..."
Hongli thought for a moment, and she became more energetic when she mentioned this.
Last time, after coaxing Hei Yang into a fool, he made her Xilihu look like Hei Xiaoli, and then looked at her with a horrified look as Hong Dayang approached, and then...
"Oh ho ho ho ho ho!"
Hongli couldn't help laughing.
Hei Yang: "???"
"What's wrong?"
Hei Yang waved his hand in front of Hong Li and guessed: "Are you crazy? Are you stupid? Are you cerebral palsy?"
"Climb, crawl, you have cerebral palsy! You are the only one in your whole family who has cerebral palsy!"
Hong Li replied to Hei Yang, couldn't help but yawned, and waved her hands with an indifferent expression.
"Okay, okay, then if you don't want to get up and prepare breakfast, then I don't want to get up and prepare breakfast. If you don't go, I won't go. We won't go, so we'll just do whatever we want!"
Hongli closed her eyes and opened her arms.
"When the time comes, we'll see who can't help it first, and they'll get up naturally, right? How about it? Do you want to compete?"
"Huh? I don't care, okay."
Hei Yang sneered, and also closed his eyes to calm down and said: "Let's see who is in a hurry first.
If you want to make progress by retreating in this way, just dream, this method is not effective for me!"
"Haha."
"Haha."
Heiyang Hongli is quietly recuperating.
Time passes slowly.
Ten minutes.
Twenty minutes.
Thirty minutes.
One hour, two hours...
Three hours...
"Ah!
Dog Heiyang, I will fight you!"
Hong Li waved her fist and attacked Hei Yang.
"You're not even going to do this, are you? It's just a piece of cake. You have to waste so much time with me here! Damn it! Eat my Red Glass World-Destroying Fist!"
Five minutes later...
"Ah, yeah, wrong, wrong, don't!"
Hongli's hands were twisted behind her back, and she struggled and begged for mercy with a smile on her face.
"Well, let me tell you, um, I'm flirting with my husband, oh, husband, what are you doing~"
"Yeah."
"Ah?"
"..."
"..."
"Damn dog Heiyang!
”
Hong Li twisted her body and said with an unconvinced look on her face: "Damn it, if it weren't for the fact that I couldn't use my cultivation..."
"Hey, stop it."
Hei Yang raised his brows and reminded: "I didn't use my cultivation to explode a small universe or something on my bed. Is it because the bed was destroyed too slowly?"
"Oh, what you said sounds nice!"
Hongli retorted fiercely: "Don't you dare to explode the small universe now?
I'm thinking that you often explode small universes here, why didn't you say anything then?"
"Is this allowed to be said?!"
Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes, pressed Hong Li and said, "As long as you know how powerful I am."
"Ah ah ah, I'm not convinced!"
Hongli screamed sadly: "I don't accept it! How dare Heiyang bully me...ah!"
"pia"
"Tsk, tsk."
"Woooooo, what the hell are you..."
…………………………
Hongli jumped out of bed with a look of reluctance, stepped on her shoes, swayed twice to put them on, hummed softly, and walked towards the bedroom door.
"Xiaoli, remember to hurry up."
Under the quilt on the bed, Hei Yang waved his hand with a smile and said: "If we don't hurry up, my husband, I will starve to death!"
"Forget it if you starve to death!"
Hongli snorted softly, then asked.
"Just tell me what you want to eat, otherwise I will buy something for you to eat. Don't blame me for buying something that tastes bad!"
"Hey, Xiaoli, you can order whatever you want."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's confused look, chuckled, and added: "It's not like you don't know my taste, just watch and buy.
[To tell you the truth, I have been using the Huanyuan app recently to read and catch up on new books. It allows me to switch sources and read aloud with many sounds. .huanyuanapp is available for Android and Apple.]
As long as it’s not particularly unpalatable, it doesn’t matter what I eat. I’m not picky about food and I’ll be able to support myself.”
"Damn it, things are changing."
Hong Li sighed and glared at Hei Yang.
"What else do you mean, I know your favorite taste? What do I know!
I know you like to eat my big fist the most!"
Hongli cursed and walked to the living room to order.
As she expected, Xiao Huo was not at home and left a small note explaining the situation. The little guy's schedule is quite busy.
I have to see my grandma again, my grandma, my aunt, and my old aunt...
"I don't know if he can come back tonight. Maybe he will stay with his grandma and grandma, that is, his parents tonight..."
Hong Li read the small note, put it away gently, walked to the teleportation circle, and started ordering food in a familiar way. While waiting in line, she whistled not very loudly, thinking about whether to go back to the house to meet Hei Yang.
Let’s talk some more, have some fun or something.
After all, for Hong Li, time is almost always wasted when Hei Yang is not around.
"Dududu, there is a message, there is a message"
Xiaohuo's voice suddenly came from the communication spirit stone.
This is a set ringtone. It does not mean that the correspondent over there is Xiaohuo.
The last message was from Xingyun, saying that she had arrived home safely, so Sister Hongli didn’t have to worry.
But this time...
Hongli looked at the caller and raised her eyebrows.
"What kind of fuss is this, is it causing trouble?"