How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 451: Either he was magnanimous enough when he was young; or his confession at this moment is pious enough
Chapter 451: Either he was magnanimous enough when he was young; or his confession at this moment is pious enough
"Hey, hey, hey, hey..."
Hei Yang held the fluttering red glass with one hand, and quickly came to the side of the mothers and braked tightly.
"Well, you shouldn't be too late, right?"
Hei Yang glanced at his mother with some fear, scratched his head with a smile and asked: "Everyone is so early, hahaha..."
Qing Yiyi and everyone: "Stare!"
"Ah, why are you looking like this, hahaha..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched slightly, and he forced himself to let go of Hong Li from his hand with a smile.
The latter still looked like he was out of his mind at this time, his face was dull, his clothes were quite neat, but his hair looked quite messy.
"Why do we look like this, can I tell you as my mother?"
After a moment of astonishment, Qing Yiyi came back to her senses, snorted softly, glared at Hei Yang and said, "I also asked if you were late for too long. Is it right to be late?"
"Ah, this, no, no, hahaha..."
Hei Yang laughed repeatedly and waved his hands, but his mother forced him to step back.
In the eyes of Xiao Huo, it is clear that dad Hei Yang is nearly 1.8 meters tall, but in front of grandma's height of about 1.65 meters, he looks very thin and small, and looks like he dare not show off his grandeur.
"Ah this..."
A bit of confusion flashed in Xiao Huo's eyes.
Does dad need to be so afraid of grandma?
Obviously grandma is very gentle, has a good temper, smiles all day long, and is super nice to her granddaughter, so she’s not scary at all!
Xiao Huo doesn’t quite understand. (Hei Yang: Yeah, deal with it!)
Hei Yang can only say that there is a huge difference between the mother in his eyes and the grandma in front of Xiao Huo!
"No? What is it if it's not?"
Qing Yi pressed forward step by step, raising her head slightly to look at her son's panicked face, her eyes sparkling.
"Ah, this, it is, it is, what is it..."
Beads of sweat oozed from Heiyang's forehead, and his mind went blank.
Now that he was forced into a corner, he watched his mother tiptoe slightly and stare into his eyes.
"Tell me, let me ask you, is it right to be late?"
Qing Yiyi's voice was dull, and a cold light flashed in her eyes.
"No, no, no, no, not right at all!"
The hair all over Hei Yang's body stood on end, and he waved his hands repeatedly with a look of panic.
"What's wrong? Huh?"
Qing Yiyi narrowed her eyes slightly.
"You mean, mom, what I said is wrong, right?"
"Ah, no, no!"
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "How is that possible?!"
"Then tell me everything, what's wrong!"
Qing Yiyi hummed softly, folded her arms and turned away.
"Ah, yes, yes!"
Hei Yang relaxed a little, adjusted his mood, lowered his head and did self-examination.
"First of all, it's wrong to be late. This is a sign of not having a correct sense of time. It's obviously already afternoon, but I'm still..."
Hei Yang looked like he was memorizing the text. The more he spoke, the smoother he became, his feelings became more sincere, and his tone became more sincere.
"Well, well, that's it, yes, my understanding is not bad..."
Qing Yiyi half-closed her eyes, hummed and nodded slightly.
"Second, I didn't notify you before I couldn't arrive in time, but I tried to go..."
Hei Yang continued: "Then thirdly, as the backbone of the family and half of the responsibilities of a family, we must always take responsibility and help each other. We cannot..."
"Well, well, yes, that's it..."
"Uh..."
Lan Yuying on the side looked at her best friend training her son-in-law. She couldn't help but laugh and shook her head, then turned to look at her daughter.
However, seeing her daughter in a standby state, Lan Yuying's eyes flashed with doubts.
"Xiao Li?"
Lan Yuying walked over slowly and complained half-amusingly: "You haven't slept enough at this hour. Look at how lost you are..."
"Ah? Ah..."
Hong Li turned her head slightly and nodded suddenly when she saw her mother.
"Ah, mom, you are here, good morning..."
Lan Yuying: "???"
Several question marks popped up on Lan Yuying's head.
"What's wrong with this kid? How can he lose his soul even if he sleeps?"
Lan Yuying stretched out her hand and waved it in front of Hongli.
"Xiao Li, what number is this? Is it three, four, or five?"
"Uh-huh?"
Hongli looked at the two fingers stretched out by Lan Yuying in a dazed way, was stunned for a moment, and smiled brightly: "It's one, hahaha..."
Lan Yuying: "..."
"Oh, Xiaoli!"
While Hei Yang managed to stabilize his mother, he couldn't help but wince when he saw that he was being tortured by his mother-in-law in a dazed state.
"I'm coming! Give me five minutes!"
Hei Yang came to Hong Li Lan Yu Ying's side in one swift step.
"Ah?"
Lan Yuying turned to look at her son-in-law in confusion.
"Ahem, really, it only takes five minutes!"
Hei Yang smiled coquettishly and didn't explain much. He stretched out five fingers to gesture towards Lan Yuying, and then came to Hong Li's side.
"Come on, Xiaoli, raise your arms..."
Hei Yang helped Hong Li continue to tidy up her clothes with a gentle voice. Although the outside was tightly wrapped, some wrinkles that were not neat and beautiful still needed to be sorted out. Besides...
Hei Yang helped Hong Li tidy up her clothes, then turned around and moved behind her, took out a small comb and began to quickly, conscientiously and skillfully help her comb and tie up her messy hair.
Next, he took out a handkerchief from nowhere, condensed his spiritual power into water, and rubbed it on Hong Li's little face.
"Ah woo woo..."
Hongli made a grunting sound of unknown meaning.
But the next moment, Hei Yang took out another dry hand towel and wiped the other person's face dry, revealing a fresh face.
"Well, by the way, there's this..."
Hei Yang paused, then took out a small sponge, patted Hong Li's face gently, took it back, took out a small mirror, put his head next to the other's head, and looked at their faces. One is still confused, the other has a bright smile.
"Okay, now you look energetic!"
Hei Yang looked at the well-matched couple in the mirror, nodded with satisfaction, and took the mirror back.
Hei Yang turned his head and looked at the mothers aside with a smile.
"Five minutes, do it, ah, wait..."
Before Hei Yang finished speaking, he suddenly froze for a moment, coughed slightly, took out a handkerchief to cover it, and turned to kiss Hong Li's face.
"mua?~(′e｀)"
"Hmm? Hmm!!!"
Hong Li suddenly woke up and raised her head.
"Ah? Ah! What happened!"
The memory in her mind still shows her struggling desperately in bed, refusing to obey, and then Hei Yang smiled tenderly and stretched out his claws...
"Hiss!"
Hong Li took a deep breath, her whole body tensed up, and then she reacted and turned her head to look aside.
"Hey, good morning Xiaoli!"
Hei Yang smiled slightly at Hong Li who had returned to her soul.
"?!!"
Hongli shrank suddenly when she saw a familiar face.
She subconsciously tightened her legs and crossed her arms across her chest.
"Grass, Black Sun?!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, looked around with some embarrassment, scratched his head, put his arms around Hong Li, turned her around, and whispered: "We are outside, we can wait until we get back to talk about this kind of thing, okay?
Glass baby?"
"I mean, what's your name..."
Hong Li shivered numbly for an instant, and her body naturally lost the ability to resist. She was pulled into Hei Yang's arms, and her resistance just now had no effect at all.
After only a few symbolic struggles, Hongli gave up.
After hearing Hei Yang's words, she realized that she was already outside.
"Huh?!!"
Hong Li's eyes narrowed, and she instantly switched to "outside alert mode", lowering her voice and asking Hei Yang.
"What's going on?!"
"No, come out and go shopping."
Hei Yang pursed his lips, and Hong Li looked at him, and saw his mother, mother-in-law, and Xiao Huo, all looking at the two of them with strange expressions.
"Hiss!"
Hongli shivered again.
"Xiaoli, clothes."
Hei Yang promptly handed over Hong Li's coat, which was also made by his great tailor, Hei Yang.
"Ah, thank you, husband."
Hong Li quickly thanked her, her vigilant expression melting away again, she smiled innocently at Hei Yang, and was helped by him to put on her coat.
"Okay."
Hei Yang clapped his hands, took two steps back, looked at his wife with satisfaction, and nodded.
"Perfect! Xiaoli's resurrection is successful!"
Qing Yiyi and others: "..."
"You guys..."
Qing Yiyi on the side stretched out her hand and nodded at the two of them in a funny way, shook her head and said with a smile: "Every day, there is no formality."
"Yiyi is right."
Lan Yuying frowned slightly, turned around and picked up Xiao Huo, and said with some dissatisfaction: "If you keep doing this, I won't dare let Xiao Huo stay with you for too long.
As a parent, you should always set an example, but you always end up being so lazy..."
"Ah, hahaha, yes, yes, mom, you are right."
Hei Yang looked at the two mothers with an awkward smile.
Hong Li, on the other hand, was hiding behind Hei Yang and quickly turned over the script.
[Hei Yang: Hurry up, are you okay? I can’t hold on any longer!]
[Hongli: Hey, come on, hubby, right away, you have to let me know what happened in the thousands of words I lost contact with...]
[Hongli: Well, that's it, I gradually understand everything...]
[Heiyang: Not feeling better yet?]
[Hongli: It’s coming soon…]
[Hongli: Done!]
Hong Li threw the script out of the screen, stood up and came out from behind Hei Yang, giving him a reassuring look, indicating that she had reconnected.
"Hahaha, um, sorry, I was a little lost in my sleep just now."
Hongli scratched her head and stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, trying to be cute.
However, knowing her daughter well enough, Lan Yuying is naturally not so easy to deal with.
"I have the nerve to say it, Hong Xiaoli, Hong Xiaoli!"
Lan Yuying held Xiaohuo in one hand, walked to Hongli, stretched out her other hand, poked the other person's forehead with her finger, and said with a look of hatred: "It's already afternoon, but I just woke up, what's the matter?
She looks like a married girl!"
"Ah this..."
Hongli laughed twice, not knowing what to say, so she could only smile and deal with it.
"Let me guess, it was Xiaoyang who forced it out for you!"
Lan Yuying sighed and looked at Hei Yang next to her apologetically, feeling a little embarrassed. After all, in the current situation, it was obvious that Hong Li didn't get up well, which was why Xiao Yang was late.
As a result, Xiaoyang received a scolding from Yiyi.
Although Lan Yuying knew that for Xiao Yang and Xiao Li, they didn't care too much about these things.
After all, for them, they have been scapegoating each other for so many years, falling in love and killing each other. This kind of thing has happened dozens of times or hundreds of times. Lan Yuying is too lazy to count.
Just like just now, even if Xiaoyang was punished for Xiaoli, he didn't complain at all. Instead, he turned around and defended Xiaoli in various ways, which made Lan Yuying feel both relieved and helpless.
Of course, I am relieved to know that after getting married, their relationship and feelings are as harmonious as before, and even getting better and better.
This made Lan Yuying very happy.
After all, one is her biological daughter, and the other is Xiaoyang, whom she has always regarded as her godson or even future son-in-law. There is not much difference in her concern for the two children.
If we really want to talk about the difference, it is that it is easier for my own daughter to teach her a lesson.
As for Xiaoyang, the person's mother usually teaches him a lesson, and the division of labor is clear.
In addition, Lan Yuying will not say whether she is partial to the two children. No matter which one feels wronged, she does not want to see it.
Lan Yuying knew that just like before, when Yiyi scolded Xiaoyang, she was actually trying to comfort her: Don't worry, I'm watching over this brat, he won't dare to bully Xiaoli.
Lan Yuying had almost the same idea in her mind. Xiaoyang had been wronged. Could it be that she knew it was her daughter's problem but pretended not to see it?
Of course Lan Yuying would not do that.
In her mind, before they got married, their relationship was like a family. Now that they are closer, they have to pay more attention to each other's feelings.
Just because the relationship between the two parties is good, we can't just do whatever we want, complain about all kinds of favoritism, etc. That's not Lan Yuying's style, let alone Qing Yiyi's style.
In fact, they all believed that given each other's character and the relationship between the two families, such a thing would not be taken seriously at all.
But knowing is one thing, and how to do it is another.
Just like Hei Yang Hongli knows that the other party is willing to die for her, but they are absolutely unwilling to do anything that would really hurt the other party.
When people who care about each other are together, there will always be so many happy worries, but sometimes they make me feel bitter.
There are thousands of thoughts in her mind, but Lan Yuying keeps talking.
"Xiaoyang asked you to get up. Before that, she got up early, so you have nothing to refute.
Xiaoyang cares about you so much. As a daughter-in-law, don’t you know how to be a little considerate of her?
You are still acting petty like before. I feel angry for Xiaoyang and want to teach you a lesson..."
"Ah, yes, wrong, yes, you are right..."
At this moment, Hongli looked almost exactly the same as Hei Yang just now, with a low eyebrow and was being scolded.
She had a look of remorse on her face, as if she felt guilty about what a big mistake she had made, but she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, knowing that this time was over.
But until now, the lazy dog's unique hindsight and hindsight have reacted.
Hongli couldn't help but panic when she thought about whether she even wanted to come or not. Otherwise, her mother would chase her home and beat her!
Fortunately, fortunately, Heiyang helped her get up.
Although the method is very shameful, but, well, Hei Yang is her eternal superman!
"Just because Xiaoyang treats you more indulgently than we do to you, it doesn't mean that you are lawless and willful..."
"Yes, yes, yes, I understand, Mom, you taught me the right lesson.
I'm so bad, I'm really unqualified, I almost broke Hei Yang's heart, um, um, that's it, I understand..."
The children here are being disciplined, and not far away, two sneaky figures lean out.
"How was it?"
"Looks like they haven't found us yet."
"But the monk can't run away from the temple."
“Choose the right time to enter the market!”
"Then do you smell the smell of alcohol on me?"
"They don't drink. They know the smell of alcohol when they smell it. We are each other, how can we help you smell it?"