How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 472: You must not be like the guy next door who rushes into the street and spends the New Year alone at home coding!
Chapter 472: You must not be like the guy next door who rushes into the street and spends the New Year alone at home coding!
The stable and comfortable days always passed quickly. Whether she wanted to or not, Hongli's pregnancy gradually became more obvious day by day.
In the last few months, the bulging belly even made the dignified Yuanying monk Hong Li, who had always been very athletic, look a bit clumsy.
In fact, Hongli herself felt pretty good. After all, she had a strong physical fitness there, but she was afraid that she would bump into the child if she moved too much, so she had to suppress her nature for the time being and endure it for a while.
"Squeak"
The door of Yangli's house was gently pushed open. Heiyang carefully helped Hongli into the house and returned to the bedroom.
"Xiaoli, slow down, um, okay..."
Hei Yang helped Hong Li onto the bed with a serious look on his face, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, with a look of relief on his face.
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang's careful look from the side, feeling touched and amused: "I told you not to be so careful, but look at you, it's like I'm a glass cup that will break at the touch of a touch. People who don't know think I'm too careful."
So spoiled!"
In fact, many ordinary people are pregnant, and as long as they are not doing heavy physical labor, ordinary housework or moderate exercise does not matter.
Not to mention that she was in the Nascent Soul stage, and it was outrageous that Hei Yang was supporting her when she walked.
Hei Yang sat next to Hong Li, who habitually leaned into his arms and narrowed her eyes comfortably.
"I'm not bragging. Let me tell you something. Even if I take the ball to the sea and chop down two dragons, I still won't blush or be out of breath!"
When Hongli said this, she snorted and said with some dissatisfaction: "You are like this, and my parents are like this too, and they even asked me to take more walks and exercise when I was pregnant.
Am I the kind of person who needs a walk to keep fit? It makes me look like I’m weak!”
"Oh, actually they are just looking for a reason to let you go out and bask in the sun, so they can relax with you or something..."
Hei Yang gently touched his wife's swollen belly and said with concern: "Isn't it said that there are prenatal anxiety and postpartum depression..."
"Ha, what does that have to do with me?"
Hong Li raised her chin slightly, pretending to be arrogant and said: "I am a dignified monk of the ninth level of Nascent Soul..."
"It's the first time for a ninth-level monk of Nascent Soul to have a baby, right?"
Hei Yang smiled helplessly, looked at his little wife, and couldn't help but kiss her little face: "Besides, anxiety and depression are psychological problems, and it doesn't mean that they can be avoided if you have a high level."
"Oh, practitioners have a strong Taoist heart, so what should they be afraid of!"
"Practice people also have psychological problems, otherwise where do the inner demons come from?"
"Oh, the inner demon or whatever, if you have the ability, just let it come. It depends on whether my demon heart can beat it or not!"
Hong Li curled her lips: "We have always been the demons in other people's minds, but the demons still want to touch me? It's against him!
Moreover, prenatal anxiety and postpartum depression are said to be psychological problems, and a large part of them are also caused by abnormal changes in hormones in pregnant women, right?
It’s very simple for me to control hormone regulation. At this level, I can grow back even if I lose my head, and it’s even easier to regulate myself. Do I have to worry unfoundedly that my body will be out of shape after giving birth?”
"Okay, okay, our Xiaoli is the best."
Hei Yang coaxed his wife with a smile: "Anyway, going out more and getting more sunshine will definitely not do any harm to the children!"
"Who knows? Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you."
Hong Li hummed and said, "You and I are the kind of people who don't like to go out. Maybe we don't like being led around by our mother either?"
"I guess my parents' original intention was to prevent their children from learning from us..."
Hei Yang said faintly: "I'm afraid you'll have another 'dark' little guy who doesn't like to socialize."
"What's wrong with a 'shady' little guy who doesn't like to socialize!"
Hongli didn't feel ashamed, but felt proud and said: "Isn't it nice to be like the two of us? How cute we two are!
And we are not afraid that our children will make bad friends in the future, and we are equally wary of everyone except family members!
Just because we don’t like to socialize doesn’t mean we don’t have the ability to socialize. It’s not that they isolate us, it’s us that isolates them!
Well, let me tell you, that one, Yao Qingkong, when she was pregnant, she just lay at home all day long and didn’t say she wanted to do any activities...
Speaking of which, I haven't seen her and her daughter for a while. When I give birth to the baby, I can go visit her and find a playmate for the baby. Even if I don't socialize around, I won't be lonely.
, Hei Yang, you said that when Xiao Huo and his generation grow up..."
Hong Li kept chattering away, while Hei Yang was beside her and listened patiently with a smile.
Hei Yang has been listening to her voice for nearly twenty years, but he still can't get enough of it.
And some people seem to be more taciturn, maybe just because the person speaking is not the person they want to talk to.
Just like when Hei Yang saw Hong Li for the first time, the little girl just huddled quietly in the corner of the room without saying a word.
Until they met again in the maple forest, until the little girl came to him and cautiously spoke her first words to him.
For many years since then, this voice has been in my ears.
"very nice."
Hei Yang murmured softly.
"What?"
Hong Li didn't hear clearly what she said just now.
"I said."
Hei Yang smiled, reached out and rubbed Hong Li's head and said, "I said, it's great to meet you, Xiao Li!"
"That is!"
Hongli heard it clearly this time and nodded proudly: "The meeting and falling in love between us is the best thing in the world!"
After a pause, Hong Li looked at her belly again and said with a smile: "Of course, sometimes it hurts and feels happy. I used to think that our Yuanying monks would not panic at all even if they were pregnant, but it's really our turn.
I find that it is still very affected in my daily life!
But when I think about my mother not having the same level of cultivation as I do when she was pregnant with me, I feel that I have nothing to complain about my current situation..."
"Tsk."
Hei Yang shook his head and laughed, tilted his head back slightly, carefully looked at his wife's delicate little face, and suddenly said: "Speaking of which, I always thought that as we grow older, a person will not look older even if he is highly cultivated.
, the temperament will gradually mature.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Just like my mother, her personality can still be easily seen as lively as a teenager, but it always gives me a sense of reliability as a mother.
feel.
Xiaoli, I don’t think your temperament has changed much!"
"What changes do you want me to have? Do you want me to suddenly look kind?"
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes and complained: "How can you be sure that I am not a reliable mother figure in Xiao Huo's eyes?
After playing and playing, if we really encounter trouble, the first thing Xiao Huo will think of will definitely be her dear parents."
"certainly."
Hongli touched her belly and added: "As for this little guy who hasn't been born yet, his parents will still be the same omnipotent and loving figures!"
"Take a look at Jin Xiu, the youngest among the elders of the Five Elements Sect."
Hongli stretched out a finger and gave a reasonable example: "She is older than our grandma and grandpa, so why doesn't she still act like a girl?
Even if you occasionally act like a child, you are not much more mature than me!"
"After all, he is the youngest among the senior brothers and sisters, so he must have been pampered all the time." Hei Yang analyzed casually.
"Hey, speaking of this, Jin Xiu didn't like her senior brother Yao Qingkong before, and her husband is a money saint! I heard from the gossip that he hasn't completely given up yet, hehe."
Hong Li suddenly had a funny look on his face, a sly expression on his face, and gloated: "Then some time ago, the news was finally known to their master outside the world shield. The old man's expression at that time was said to be very wonderful. It's a pity that I am pregnant.
It’s inconvenient to go there and watch, tsk tsk…”
"You!"
Hei Yang poked Hong Li's head with his finger and lectured: "You can let me take you to watch with me!"
"I knew you wanted to secretly eat melon too."
Hongli chuckled and said a little helplessly: "But it's not just the past that was inconvenient. After we passed, the little girl Hongli was also a little embarrassed when people saw her with a big belly!
Maybe it would be too embarrassing if I suddenly become the center of attention at a scene that was supposed to be starring Kim Soo!"
"Yes, it is indeed a bit inconvenient..."
Hei Yang nodded, looked at Hong Li with a subtle expression, and whispered: "Speaking of which, Elder Jin Xiu also behaves like a girl.
Xiaoli, if you look like this, I have the impression that you have been like this for many years..."
"What's wrong with my appearance? If I don't look like me, what else could I look like?"
Hong Li glared at Hei Yang: "Why, are you tired of seeing me like this? Okay, you stinky Hei Yang..."
"Stop, stop, stop, that's not what I meant."
Hei Yang quickly interrupted Hong Li's spellcasting: "How could I get tired of you, Xiao Li? After seeing your beauty, I didn't even bother to pay attention to what other girls looked like. It was once difficult to overcome the difficulties. After all, I have seen the most beautiful girl."
That’s the one!”
"Hey, hey, I guess you can talk..."
Before Hongli had time to raise an army to accuse her, Hei Yang made her happy again. She smiled and asked curiously: "Hei Yang, what did you want to say just now?"
"I want to say that Xiaoli, you are too young and cute, and you are petite..."
Hei Yang smiled coquettishly and whispered: "You know, that feeling of being more girlish than a girl, and seeing you with your big belly sometimes makes me feel a little guilty..."
"Then you are indeed too sinful."
Hong Li understood what Hei Yang meant, revealed her half-moon eyes, and joked: "Not only is it sinful, it's also very exciting when you press it hard!"
"Ahem, Xiaoli, you..."
Hei Yang almost choked on his own saliva. He quickly straightened up and said with an upright face: "Mrs. Hongli, what are you talking about? Your husband is a man of 1.8 meters, how can he have such strange thoughts?
Don’t slander good people!”
"Ah!"
Hong Li glanced disdainfully at the pretentious person, leaned into the other person's ear, and whispered: "Next time I will wear white stockings to show you, and put on your favorite pair of cat ears..."
"good!"
Heiyang nodded reflexively, then reacted instantly, his expression stiffened, and he quickly explained: "No, I mean, that, this, I mean..."
"What do you mean?"
Hong Li smiled and blew into Hei Yang's neck.
"Hiss, I mean..."
Hei Yang's facial muscles twitched slightly, and then he nodded heavily: "I mean, okay! It's a deal!"
"Pfft, hahaha, you big pervert!"
Hongli was amused by Hei Yang's reaction. She couldn't help but almost doubled over with laughter: "I can't help it, I'm laughing to death, my child is hurting from laughing, hahahaha..."
"Calm down, aunt, calm down!"
Hei Yang was startled when he saw Hong Li looking like she was about to laugh away at him, and quickly calmed down his wife's mood: "Relax, eh, yes, relax~~"
"Oh, oh, oh, I know, I know, I'm scaring you."
Hong Li had an impatient tone, but in fact she really enjoyed her husband's concern and felt warm in her heart.
………
"Husband~"
"Um?"
"thirsty."
"Okay, dear wife, I'll get you some water."
"Well, my husband is so kind!"
………
“Husband~~”
"Um?"
"hungry!"
"Okay, wife, I'll cook for you right now!
The Five Elements Sect doesn’t offer special packages for pregnant women, so I’d better make it myself!
This is a recipe passed down to me by my mother, and I ate it this way when she was pregnant with me!"
"Thank you, husband! My husband is so kind!"
………
"Husband~~~"
"Um?"
"My legs are sore~"
"Okay, honey, I'll give you a squeeze on your legs!"
"Well, my husband is the best!"
………
"husband?"
"Um?"
"Is there a little dust on the floor tiles in our yard?"
"I understand, honey, I'm going to sweep the yard right now to prevent the dust from affecting your mood."
"Yeah, come on, hubby!!!"
………
"call!"
Hongli lay on her back in Heiyang's arms, took a deep breath, showed a sweet smile, and said in a lazy voice: "Life is so beautiful."
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "It would be great to let your little girl take care of my husband!"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li in his arms with a smile in his eyes, stretched out his hand to rub her little head and said, "Are you satisfied?"
"Hey hey hey..."
Hong Li rubbed her little head against Hei Yang's big hand, squinting her eyes with enjoyment and smiling: "That's right, when we first confirmed our relationship, I was already imagining the scene of controlling you at will, Hei Yang.
I didn’t expect it to be realized in this way. If it hadn’t really affected my life and actions, I would have wanted to be pregnant all day long, hehe.”
"You!"
Hei Yang laughed and scolded: "You can't be a little ambitious. The leader of the Five Elements Saint Sect in the Traveling World, a major cultivator at the ninth level of Nascent Soul, his ideal is to get pregnant every day so that his husband can take care of him, and if he spreads the news, he will be laughed at."
"Didn't this get spread out?"
Hong Li always had a sweet smile on her face: "And I've already said it, I'm just saying that now we are worried about how to raise the second baby in the family after it is born. He is still pregnant and will die!
Besides, if I keep calling my husband around like this, I will feel bad for you!"
"Just think that I believe what you say, Xiaoli." Hei Yang chuckled.
"It's the truth, okay!" Hong Li curled her lips.
"Yes, yes, it's a matter of my attitude. Thank you madam for your concern~"
"Humph, that's pretty much it."
………………
"Well, husband~~~~~"
Hongli coquettishly made a sound.
"Tell me, wife, what do you want me to do this time?"
Hei Yang stood up calmly. In the past few months, when he heard this voice, he knew he had come to work.
"I……"
"ah?"
"…………"
Hei Yang lowered his head and looked at his beloved wife's red face. She was looking deeply at Hei Yang, her blurred eyes filled with mist, and she was whispering intoxicatedly.
"Husband, it's been a long time, um..."
Hongli's voice was extremely aggrieved.
"Ah, Xiaoli, you are still pregnant!"
Hei Yang was a little embarrassed. He was already full of energy at a young age, and he might still be full of energy for thousands of years. How could he withstand such a test!
but!
"Xiao Li!"
Hei Yang said firmly with a straight face: "Persistence is victory!"
"嘤嘤嘤~"
The little wife stretched out her hand for a hug: "Then, please give me a kiss..."
"Well……"
Hei Yang felt that with his daughter-in-law's healthy mental state, she would not suffer from prenatal anxiety or postpartum depression.
Hei Yang is the one who should be worried!
…………
The Traveling World is still moving slowly in the universe, but actually it is fast.
In the sky and in the sea of clouds, there seemed to be thunder and lightning, and they were moving slowly...