Chapter 77 I’m serious, that’s what he looks like!
"Ah, so full!"
As soon as the door of the room was closed, Hongli and Xiaohuo lay on their backs on the bed. They stretched out their hands/wings in perfect synchrony and touched their round bellies with satisfied expressions on their faces.
"My aunt is so rich, she didn't even blink when paying the bill."
Hongli sighed lazily: "My aunt has been so kind to me, I must find a way to retaliate in the future... Bah, repay her!"
"I'm really full..."
Xiaohuo squinted: "The aura contained in the food is rushing around in my stomach, I feel like I'm going to grow up.
They said that a newborn baby like me is in the fastest growing stage."
"Don't think about growing taller for now. First think about how to get through your mother's disaster."
Hongli stretched out: "I have locked the door, and all the irrelevant people have gone back to their homes. It's just you and me. Where are you going to run?"
"I don't want to run away, I won't run away."
Xiaohuo's face was calm: "I'm exhausted after playing all day, and now I'm full and I'll die with no regrets!"
"You are so worthless. You are making it difficult for me to do this."
Hongli grabbed Xiao Huo, put it on her stomach and rubbed it with both hands: "Please beg for mercy quickly, so that I can use the steps to forgive you mercifully. What do you think you are like now?"
"Ha..."
Xiao Huo was rubbed here and there, but he didn't resist: "I knew you wouldn't want to hit me, Mom."
"Nonsense, I feel sorry for the money spent on you."
Hongli snorted: "I haven't even paid back yet. I've already thought about it. When you grow up, I will rent you out to help those newbies come down.
At that time, I will charge you five spiritual stones per person and let you work for me day and night to make money."
"I don't want it!"
Xiaohuo rolled over and said coquettishly: "I only want to take my mother alone, oh, and our relatives and friends, other strangers will not take them!"
"Hmm, so lickable."
Hongli nodded slightly: "For the sake of your good behavior, I will spare you, but you know that the matter is not allowed to be spread outside?"
Xiaohuo tilted his head and said in a confident voice: "Don't worry, I won't talk nonsense about daddy...Tweet?"
Before Xiao Huo finished speaking, Hong Li squeezed the bird's beak tightly. The latter suddenly sat up, pulled Xiao Huo close to him, and gritted his teeth and said: "Dad, what's your size, Dad!"
"Chirp...chirp..."
Xiaohuo shrank his head, and his slender beak slipped out of Hongli's two tender white fingers with a swipe: "Don't be excited. To be honest, doesn't mom want the guy you mentioned to be her father?"
"..."
Hongli's face froze, and she whispered: "I think about it too much!"
"Look."
Xiaohuo raised his head and said with a smile: "Oh, don't be shy!
Anyway, I already know it. It’s just us, mother and daughter, so there’s nothing we can’t say!
Well, I am my mother’s caring little cotton-padded jacket. If you have anything, just tell me and I promise to keep it secret and you won’t tell anyone about it until you die!”
"Hey, what's the use of telling you, you kid doesn't understand anything."
Hong Lixian glanced at Xiaohuo, threw her into the sky, and caught her accurately - logically speaking, this is what children at this age should experience. Being thrown into the sky by their parents, even scared.
I don’t know, I kept giggling.
Xiao Huo is obviously not an ordinary crane, or she used to be an ordinary crane, but after the baptism of blood and tears, she has become the crane of Class Two!
"Don't say that!"
Xiaohuo stood firmly in the palm of the red glass hand and said confidently: "Based on my many years of experience in Hesheng, maybe I can give you some advice, mom?"
"Oh, you girl still retains the memories of your past life after reincarnation, right?"
Hongli complained: "You still have many years of experience, but you haven't even had it for half a year."
"Uh..."
Xiaohuo smiled awkwardly but politely: "Don't worry about these details, just think of it as an advance payment of Hesheng's experience to me when I grow up in the future!"
"What if you are still single until you wear your braids?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
Xiao Huo said decisively: "You must have confidence in your daughter!"
"I'm really crazy to tell you this."
Hongli sighed: "Then tell me, how can I succeed?"
"Ahem, first I need to know what dad looks like and what his name is!"
Xiaohuo talked eloquently: "How else can we make a corresponding plan!"
"Hmm..."
Hong Li raised her eyebrows, got out of bed, sat down in front of the table, and took out a pen and paper: "Look, I'll draw it for you. He almost looks like this!"
"Ah, mom still has these hands!"
Xiaohuo waved his little wings and glided down on the table. He jumped to the edge of the pen holder and stood firmly, waiting for Hongli to show off his skills.
"Huh, I know too many things, okay?"
Hongli boasts that she paints as soon as she picks up her pen.
"Swish, swish, swish!"
Based on the clear picture of the finished product in her mind, Hong Li used lines to draw a creature that looked suspiciously like a human being.
After finishing the painting, she thought it was not enough, so she drew an arrow pointing to the lower right corner of the painting, wrote the word "Black Sun" on it, and added a heart at the end...
"Look, he looks like this!"
Hongli spread out her masterpiece and showed it to Xiaohuo with a serious look on her face: "Do you have any good suggestions?"
"My suggestion..."
Xiao Huo frowned: "Why don't you give him some sex first?"
"Hmm, good idea!"
"Not a good idea at all!"
Xiao Huo couldn't help shouting: "You can still see that it has a nose and eyes that look like a human being. If it is colored again, who knows what kind of strange species it will turn into!"
"Hey, this is my level of painting, do you like it or not?"
Hongli became angry and pointed her finger at the small fire on the pen holder: "Can't you see through these more abstract lines and see through the essence and think of the other person's true appearance?"
"Chirp?"
Xiaohuo tilted her head. She didn't understand, but she was shocked!
"Hey, it seems like you don't really want to help me."
Hongli casually slapped her hat on: "Otherwise, mother and daughter are connected, you wouldn't have imagined the scene in my mind?"
"???"
Xiaohuo’s head is full of questions, which is a bit outrageous!
"Heh, I really can't rely on you."
Hong Li rolled her eyes and took out the three-layer Qi-refining ritual and the fourth-layer Qi-refining ritual: "Let's do some digestion exercises after meals!"
Maybe, there can be some kind of love guru’s handbook?
But before that...
Hongli thought for a while, pointed to the two gift boxes on the table, and turned to look at Xiaohuo: "Look, what good things are these?"
"Ah?"
Xiaohuo looked confused: "Air? Table?"
"Can't see?"
Hong Li thought for a few seconds and took one of the gift boxes in her hand: "Then look at what this is?"
"Huh?"
Xiao Huo was even more confused: "Palm? Big ear scraper?"
"Wait!"
Xiao Huo suddenly reacted: "Mom, are you going to slap me on the table with a big ear scraper?!"
"Hmm...can't you see it like this..."
Hong Li gently lifted Xiao Huo's wings, placed them on top of the gift box, and let go.
"Paji."
Under Hong Li's surprised gaze, Xiao Huo passed through the gift box and fell onto the table, and the gift box turned into a transparent shadow, as if it was not in this time and space at all.
"???"
Xiaohuo stood firm and became even more confused: "What happened?"
"Ah, it's okay."
Hongli nodded thoughtfully and opened the two gift boxes.
"What the hell!"
Seeing the two items that were issued, Hongli couldn't help but cursed: "What the hell is this!"
