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Chapter 82: Countless bursts of inspiration and discoveries in human history were all inspired by divine revelation while going to the toilet!

 "This shows that those caravans are lying!"

Second Grandpa said categorically: "This is definitely a well-designed conspiracy!"

"..."

"..."

"Say it."

Hei Yang looked confused: "Go on, don't look at me, it's not a conspiracy designed by me."

"Well, shouldn't you express your surprise?"

"Wow. Conspiracy."

Hei Yang opened his mouth: "Are you ready?"

"..."

The second grandfather looked away and continued: "On the night when Xiaochen and the others came back, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, so I had to urinate urgently in the middle of the night..."

"Wait a minute, is there a cause-and-effect relationship?"

"No."

"Then you still use the word "so"?"

"Continue to listen to me. Don't you know how to understand an old man who has frequent and urgent urination?"

"Oh, sorry, my bad, you continue."

"When I came out of the toilet, I saw a masked man in black suddenly broke in and ran straight towards Xiaochen's house."

The second grandfather looked solemn: "I shouted quickly, and the sound shocked the man. He froze and looked at me with panic eyes."

"You captured him casually?"

"I was knocked unconscious by him."

"Ouch——"

"Xiaoyang, don't look at me with that look. I'm not as weak as you think. After all, I was also a master of the ninth level of body training when I was young. It's just that my energy and blood have declined as I get older."

The second grandfather argued: "In addition, the man in black didn't know what evil tricks he used. It was like a punch in my mind. I was accidentally attacked, so I fainted."
"Besides, my voice still worked!"

The second grandfather continued to quibble: "At that time, the Hei family still had some young people who could jump around. Everyone was awakened, and then the man in black was scared away.

So, in the final analysis, it was my loud shout that scared him away!"

"So..."

Hei Yang grasped the key point: "You fainted in front of the toilet door? Did you have time to pull up your pants?"

"That's not the key at all!"

The second grandfather rubbed his brows, feeling like he was really going to get dementia out of anger: "The key is that the target of the man in black turned out to be Xiaochen!

When I woke up from a coma, I suddenly felt a stabbing pain in my brain, as if it was a mess.

Knowing that the matter was urgent, I quickly notified the four old guys and asked them to investigate the matter secretly and help protect Xiaochen and the Hei family."

"After that?"

"After that, the mental state is damaged, which is good and bad, and the state becomes more and more serious."

"That's it..."

Hei Yang nodded thoughtfully.

Because staying up late can replenish energy and treat mental damage, it has a curative effect on the second grandfather’s symptoms.

After he used Shattered Reality, his energy was also consumed and he needed to stay up late for treatment.

Therefore, using excessive fragmentation of reality equals Alzheimer's disease?!

Hei Yang couldn't help but imagine the scene where Hongli wiped his mouth with a kind face, and then called his mother while wearing crotchless pants...

Hiss! Forbidden magic! Bah, evil magic!

In the future, unless absolutely necessary, you must not use that trick again...

"Huh——"

Hei Yang scratched his head: "So, do you have a clue?

Just, did they find anything about the other four families?"

"Of course."

The second grandfather showed a proud look on his face: "Don't look at our Five Colors family, it seems a bit miserable now, it's just a result of deliberate calculation and unintentional, and being beaten first.

After four whole years of deep hatred, if nothing can be found through the investigation, we should stop hanging around in the capital and run away in disgrace."

"Wow, that's well said!"

Hei Yang was immediately captivated by the mighty and domineering second grandfather: "Then the question is, why is our family so miserable now?"

Although Hei Yang didn't like what his cousin Hei Changhong did, he could still feel the crisis of the Hei family being forced into a desperate situation and on the edge of a cliff.

"Ah, this is actually not as miserable as imagined..."

The second grandfather suddenly showed a sly expression: "Did Changhong tell you before that after hearing the news, all the remaining young disciples of my Hei family ran away and scattered, so only this big cat and kitten were left?

Two or three?"

"Hmm?"

"That's just an illusion."

The second grandfather shook his head: "How could my Hei family be so spineless? Besides, their roots are here and they share the same blood as us. How could they suddenly betray at the slightest sign of betrayal?

They all left with a mission. In the past four years, I don’t know how much important information came from them.

Changhong really doesn’t know. That’s because we deliberately didn’t tell him the truth in order not to expose any flaws.

If we say that Changhong is a shield, it protects the family from standing upright in the storm.

Then, those tribesmen who are sent out are our spears. As long as they find the enemy's heart and kill them with one blow, leaving them no chance to recover, then they can rest easy.

In fact, even if Changhong is incompetent and is forced into a so-called desperate situation by the other party's deliberate suppression, the Hei family will not really die. The other four-color families are not just watching from the sidelines. They have provided a lot of help over the years and have shouldered most of the pressure.

Come down.

Otherwise, do you think that the mastermind behind the scenes can swallow up so many cultivating forces, and face a family with almost no cultivators, but it will take four years to plan?

It seems that in the past four years, the mastermind behind the scenes has been dealing with our Hei family. In fact, the ones who are really secretly wrestling with them are all the forces that suffered losses back then.

On the surface, it seems that we have been thrown out and treated as outcasts.

But in fact, because we revealed our cards in advance, those people relaxed their vigilance and picked out our family in advance.

This can be regarded as the care given by the other four families to the Hei family who suffered the most losses to us."

Facing this magical little grandson who could solve his own mental problems, the second grandfather showed a strong sense of trust.

Regardless of whether Hei Yang could understand it or not, a bunch of Riddlers spoke at once, showing an expression of scheming and wisdom.

"That's it."

Hei Yang suddenly understood and asked curiously: "Then where is our actual investigation progress now?"

"Well..."

Grandpa Er thought for a while and said with a solemn expression: "We discovered that what happened was not an accident, but that there was someone behind the scenes who was causing trouble!"

"Hmm, what happens next?"

"What then?"

"Then what are the results of the investigation?"

"I don't know either."

Hei Yang: "..."

Second Grandpa: "..."

"No..."

Hei Yang felt a bit toothache: "I dare you to say so much. In four years, the progress of the investigation is not as great as the harvest you gained from going to the toilet!?"

"Ah, you can't say that."

The second grandfather scratched his head with a smile: "They should have found something through investigation, but they didn't tell me.

Occasionally when I'm awake, they come over just to comfort me, and they're about to close the net or something."

"What are you..."

Hei Yang suddenly understood and showed a subtle expression: "You are disliked, right?"

"Nonsense, this is just...reasonable risk avoidance!"

The second grandfather glared at Hei Yang: "They were afraid that my head would not turn around, and I would leak all the things that should be said and what should not be said in a daze, causing the plan to fail, so they hid it from me, and I agreed, basically.

It’s better than being squeezed out!”

"彳亍."

Hei Yang sighed: "Then if I want to know the specific situation, I'd better go to Qing's house and find out, right?"

"Well, that's right."

The second grandfather nodded and whispered: "After asking about it, remember to come back and tell me secretly that they have been hiding it all these years. I really wonder what they have discovered!"


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