How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 86 Hong Lirui comments on the spiritual beast’s ideological education of his offspring and the concept of reproduction
Chapter 86 Hong Lirui comments on the spiritual beast’s ideological education of his offspring and the concept of reproduction
"Eh, no..."
Xiaohuo broke free from Hongli's hand, flapped his wings and jumped onto Hongli's shoulder, and touched Hongli's forehead with his wings.
"Mom, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"
Xiao Huo was a little worried and asked: "Did you get plotted by an evil cultivator on the road just now..."
"Ah, no, no, what an evil cultivator. The current situation is much worse than that, right?"
Hong Li felt as if there was a fire burning in her chest, and the flames poured straight upward, making her feel dizzy: "It's Hei Yang, that guy Hei Yang is coming, do you know what this means?
!"
"Black...yang?"
Xiao Huo retracted his wings, smoothed the feathers on his head, and showed a puzzled expression: "Who is Hei Yang? Is he a powerful evil cultivator?"
"Ah, he is your dad...ah, I mean, I want him to be your dad, no, what I mean is that he is very likely to be your dad, anyway..."
Hongli took a deep breath, feeling weak all over her body: "Well, I don't need to explain more, you understand, you understand, right?"
Xiao Huo: "???"
No, what did she understand?
Although she has been working hard to upgrade her brain processing system since she was born, trying to keep up with her mother's rhythm.
But...this question is obviously beyond the scope!
"Well..."
Xiao Huo frowned, and his little mind was racing: "So, mom, you have fallen in love with an evil cultivator, but you are afraid of being sanctioned if the matter is exposed..."
"Fuck, God is such an evil cultivator, you don't want to say this nonsense!"
Hong Li pinched Xiao Huo's beak: "Hei Yang, he is the boy I told you before, the boy I played with since childhood, the person I spent twelve years falling in love with!"
Hongli let go of her hand and sighed: "Now do you know why I'm panicking?"
"Um...wow!"
After a brief downtime, Xiaohuo suddenly shouted in surprise: "Dad is coming? Oh, then our whole family is reunited!"
"The whole family..."
Hong Li was stunned for a moment, then patted Xiao Huo's head gently: "What are you talking about? I haven't even written my horoscope yet..."
"How could it be possible? Twelve years of long-distance love!"
Xiao Huo was shocked: "The only difference between mom and dad is um... that, right?"
Hongli: "??????"
"Cough... cough cough..."
Hongli barely held on to the spear to keep from falling. She stammered with a panic expression on her face: "You, you, you, you, Xiaohuo, what are you talking about!
Me, I don’t quite hear or understand, hahaha, yes, I don’t quite understand this, haha!”
"Ah, mom, you..."
"Shut up!"
Hongli quickly said: "Stop, stop, don't say any more, please!
Children's words are unbridled, children's words are unbridled, yes, children's nonsense cannot be taken seriously!"
Seeing that the crowd around her was gradually closing in, Hongli grabbed a gun and rubbed oil on the soles of He's feet to flee the scene!
"Huh...huh..."
Hongli turned into the store and walked to the customer rest area. She wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and said, "For now, it's safe for now..."
"Mom?"
Xiaohuo asked: "Why do we have to run?"
"You still have the nerve to say it!"
Hong Li stabbed Xiaohuo fiercely with her finger. Considering that she was in someone else's shop, she lowered most of her volume and said in a lower voice: "Let me ask you, where did you learn all those bad knowledge? Xiaohuo, you are
You're less than one year old, do you know your head is dirty? Did Xingyun and the others teach you to be bad!"
"Ah?"
Xiao Huo subconsciously took two small steps back: "Mom, you mean that..."
"Shut up, don't say anything!"
Hongli's pupils shrank sharply: "This is it, who taught you this, tell me and I will kill him!"
"Oh, this."
Xiao Huo pointed at his head with his wings: "Mom, don't you know, spiritual beasts like us with authentic bloodline are all inherited by bloodline memory, some talents, magical powers, survival skills, reproduction...
Oh, don’t say this, don’t say this, mom, please calm down...
Well, after all, I was born knowing this!"
"Ah this..."
Seeing Xiao Huo's normal expression, Hong Li felt a huge shock in her heart.
"What a crime, what a crime. The world is declining, and the beast's heart is not as old as it used to be. You let such a young child know... I have been with my mother since I was twelve years old..."
Hong Li clenched her fist, looked at Xiao Huo, thought for a moment, then loosened her fist, replaced it with her index finger knuckle, and then quickly hit the opponent's head, making a crisp "bang" sound: "Forget
! Forget! Forget all this. Children don’t need to know too much about this kind of thing. Your mother will tell you when you are old enough. You should be at the age of innocence and romance!”
"Oh, ah, ah, mom, stop knocking, Xiao Huo is going to be beaten silly!"
Xiao Huo covered his head with an aggrieved look on his face: "This is engraved in the genes, no matter how hard you beat me, you will never forget it!"
"Ah this..."
Hong Li hung her fingers in the air, curled her lips, and gently rubbed Xiao Huo's head, blowing air while rubbing it, with an indignant look on her face: "That's too much, Xiao Huo, who are your parents?
I’m talking about my own children. I want to go find them for comment. This is not how children are raised..."
"Biological... parents?"
Xiao Huo tilted his head, with a puzzled look on his face: "Xiao Huo doesn't know!"
"Ah?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows.
"Based on the knowledge passed down to us through bloodline inheritance."
Xiaohuo continued to rub his little head and explained: "Many, many years ago, when we were still living outside, Xiaohe would still be taken care of by his biological parents after he was born.
Then many, many years later, our ancestors happily moved into the sect’s new home, and the customs changed.
When we don’t need it, we can play freely in the fire world, and then we can lay eggs wherever we want. The sect will take care of it for us, collect the little crane eggs and protect them..."
"So?"
Hongli's eyes widened.
"So Xiaohuo doesn't know who his biological parents are."
Xiao Huo spread his wings: "They probably can't recognize Xiao Huo, because when Xiao Huo first had feelings, he was already taken care of by the sect's grandparents and friends.
After that, I kept sleeping and sleeping until you woke me up, mom, and I really opened my eyes and saw the world."
"This is so irresponsible!"
Hongli couldn't help but opened her mouth and said, "So Xiaohuo, you are an orphan without parents!"
"Mom, quality, pay attention to quality..."
Xiaohuo jumped onto Hongli's arm and covered her mouth with his wings: "We were in a store. The store manager kicked us out right away!"
"Oh, sorry, I was too excited for a while..."
Hong Li shrank and whispered: "So, Xiao Huo, you lost your parents before you were born, how pitiful you are!"
Hongli's eyes were full of distress when she looked at Xiaohuo. She had a happy family since she was a child, and she couldn't imagine the loneliness without a single relative.
Although, Xiao Huo always feels like he is being pointed in the face and scolded...
"No, no, Xiaohuo is very happy."
Xiaohuo tilted his body and lay in Hongli's arms: "Now I have a mother, and I will have a father in the future. I'm very happy, okay!"
"Don't worry, Xiaohuo!"
Hongli felt a little heavier on her shoulders: "Even if it's just to give you a happy family, I will work hard!"
The shoulders are a little heavier...
Hmm?
Hongli raised her head and looked at the store manager's mother-in-law's "good" face: "Little girl, don't make any noise here, it will scare other children!"
"Ah?"
Hongli then turned her head and looked at a group of human cubs crawling on the ground in the store next to her. Her head was full of questions: "Um, grandma, what are you selling here..."
"Baby toys, you're not here to buy them..."
The old woman looked at Hongli's belly with doubtful eyes: "Well, it certainly doesn't look like..."
"Poof!"
The sudden social death made Hongli suddenly have the urge to kill and silence: "Well, you misunderstood!"
Hongli raised the little fire rolling in her arms: "It's her, I'm just here to buy toys for this child!"
Old woman: "!"
"This..."
The old woman was startled: "It turns out they are not toys from our store!"
Xiaohuo: "..."
I’m so sorry that I’m alive!
***The author has something to say***
Naruto fanfic, but this time it is not a bitter and bitter journey, but a journey full of happiness.
A sad person cannot write happy words, so the regret and sadness in reality keep him in reality, where there may be another world where beautiful things are happening.