Ren He took the exam very seriously, but in the afternoon after the exam the next day, a post titled "The Best Candidate of the Year" appeared on the Internet...
At first, he just clicked casually to take a look, and the result was! Damn!
Isn’t this my own physical chemistry test paper?! You must know that in the 2006 Los Angeles High School Entrance Examination, physical chemistry was still on the same test paper. Although the name, school, class, admission ticket number and other information are still covered in the photo of this test paper, but
Those jokes were captured clearly!
Ren He recognized it at a glance, it was his test paper!
Damn it, I am now the best candidate in Los Angeles this year? Can you have fun!
However, he still underestimated everyone. At 10 o'clock in the evening, the so-called best candidate in Los Angeles had become the best candidate in China this year through the Internet...
Jokes, something that can make people happy, are contagious. One person will pass it on to others after reading it. The speed of spreading increases geometrically. A volume of classic jokes is enough for everyone to laugh for 20 minutes after reading it.
!
I don’t blame the invigilator for wanting to read his paper, it’s just that he wrote too many jokes, which are so interesting...
Xu promised to call him late at night: "Ren He, are you online?"
"It's on!" Ren He wondered, not knowing what he promised to do.
"Did you see the test paper of the best candidate? He actually wrote the same jokes as me. What should I do? Can I still get points? He wrote many more jokes than me. I can't compare to him!"
Xu Nuo asked anxiously.
"Go away..." Ren He was so confused and insane! After saying that, he hung up the phone and continued to read the comments of netizens below...
"If I were a marking teacher, I would definitely give full marks to this test paper, not only because of the candidate's creativity, but also because of the many jokes on the entire paper, which are densely packed and of extremely high quality!"
"Yes, if I were the marking teacher, I wouldn't dare say perfect scores. High scores must be given!"
"Think about it. A teacher is grading thousands of papers a day. When such a test paper appears at this time, it is like seeing an oasis in the desert or seeing humans on Mars!"
Let’s go watch Goudan! We also saw humans! Ren He turned off the computer angrily. This was something he didn’t expect. In previous years, there would always be students’ test papers that were exposed due to special circumstances and caused a stir.
However, he always thought that it was something far away from him, but now it's his turn!
At this time, Yang Xi's call came again. When Ren He picked up the phone, he heard the laughing voice on the other side of the phone. He was just laughing without saying anything serious. Ren He asked with a dark face: "Are you done laughing?"
"Hahahaha, why don't you make people laugh at the good things you have done?" When Yang Xi saw the post, she recognized Ren He's words at first glance. Ren He had written so many lyrics and music scores for her.
, the other party's font characteristics have long been memorized in her mind, and she felt that Ren He was the only student in Luo City who could do such a thing.
Even if there is such a funny thing, there is no way that he happens to be so bad in physical chemistry...
She might be careless when making promises, but Yang Xi was a girl and would never do it, so she called Ren He as soon as possible.
Ren He took a breath of air and said, "Do you understand, I'm sacrificing my own performance to benefit the entire exam group just to put the marking teacher in a good mood, okay?"
"Let me laugh a little longer..." Yang Xi said and hung up the phone.
Do you have a sense of entertainment? Do you have a sense of humor!!
Simply!
Ren He is not worried that others will know that the paper is his. After all, the examinee information is covered up, and even the teacher himself cannot see it. This was originally to prevent teachers from engaging in malpractice for personal gain, but now it protects Ren He.
effect……
If this matter were to reach the ears of Lao Ren and Ren's mother and they found out that he had written such a paper, I would probably have to die to apologize...
When chatting with Yang Xi again in the evening, Ren He discovered a problem. He wrote the paper based on a score of 580. According to this level, it should be at the upper-middle level. But he unexpectedly learned from Yang Xi that
This year's exam questions are so difficult that Yang Xi herself may only get about 580 points!
In his previous life, Ren He didn't study at all when he was in junior high school. He got a score of over 200 in the high school entrance examination and was unlucky. In the end, he spent 30,000 yuan in school building fees to enter a top-notch high school.
At that time, after he took the exam, he didn't pay attention to anything about the high school entrance exam, so he didn't know how difficult the questions were, and he didn't pay attention to what the score line was that year.
You can continue to enjoy your summer vacation...
So the current situation is that he is likely to be at the top with a score of about 580 points?
There are also variables in physical chemistry. To be honest, he used to think that the teacher would only give an extra four or five points for writing a paper about jokes. But now he is a little unsure, because the public opinion on the Internet is that although this paper is
It is impossible to get high scores, but it is impossible to get low scores.
Marking teachers are also human beings, and there is no provision for cross-marking in the high school entrance examination. After one teacher corrects a paper, the paper will only have so many points.
His scores are not too high, right?! You must know that it must be a huge advantage for him to write junior high school papers at the level of being among the top in the college entrance examination. The advantage is even so great that he can't tell the difficulty of the papers. They are all the same anyway.
Simple, then when everyone fails in the exam, he will be highlighted...
No matter what, the test is over anyway, and that’s all the difference in grades.
The main focus is still on the game, and the trip to Kyoto that is about to start.
It has been half a year since the last time he played, but the popularity of those five songs has not dropped much. Ren He definitely has reason to believe that when he appears again with Yang Xi, he will once again make waves in the entertainment industry.
Because they still came prepared.
He didn't even tell Yang Xi some of the details, and he would definitely give Yang Xi a huge surprise at that time.
The mystery of the identity of the junior high school student who has been buried for half a year is finally revealed at this time. After the summer vacation, Yang Xi is no longer an ordinary junior high school student, but a popular star!
Ren He began to cherish all the time he spent with Yang Xi now. When the other party becomes a star, he may not have so much time.
You will definitely still have to go to school, but the time you spend in school will be greatly reduced. At that time, it will be much more difficult for the two of you to meet each other than it is now.
Fortunately, he is not an ordinary person. If he wants to see Yang Xi, no matter where he is, he can always get there with a plane ticket.
What if he is just an ordinary person? I am afraid that it is unknown where this relationship will eventually go. The most likely possibility is separation. He is very aware of the endings of most long-distance relationships, so he is more prepared.
However, life does not necessarily have to be perfect, he just has to do his best. It is safe to keep Yang Xi by his side, but he is not so selfish and will not hold love in his hands until it dies.
Ren He is already ready to overcome obstacles in the future. Yes, he thinks that he is ready and confident that his vigorous love will start and end well, so it is time to start the plan.
Gods, Buddhas and entertainment giants from all over the world, see you in Kyoto!
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I’ll send you a million rewards plus more chapters. There’s still one more chapter. I’ll finish it after I finish eating.