Ren He sat at home and watched TV with his chin in his hands, but his thoughts had wandered to nowhere. Yang Xi was about to arrive, how could it be interesting for him to appear in front of her?
By this time in the evening, Ren He could already see that the Kunlun game was beginning to gain momentum. On the forum of No. 4 Middle School, students posted messages asking for team formation...
Kunlun's readership is actually very large now, but the game planner's conventional estimate of 200,000 people online at the same time in a few months is still too small. That's the norm, not Kunlun.
Fantasy Westward Journey, as the dominant game in China at the time, has far more potential than that. Ren He is waiting for its real rise to bring him a huge accumulation of wealth. It seems that he is not far away from the dream of a wealthy idler.
Before, after playing the Croatian Rhapsody, Ren He had a formal communication with the Heaven Punishment System. He was worried that the tasks of the Heaven Punishment System would become more and more difficult in the future. It would take him at least one to complete a task.
It’s a week, so how can we go to school? If it’s a school-wide task, are there anything difficult?
There are probably no more. He has climbed the Underpants Building with bare hands, and the rest of the buildings are basically not that difficult.
So if you increase the difficulty of the task, you must go to a more special environment. This is not realistic. Although it seems that the Heavenly Punishment System does not blindly increase the difficulty when releasing tasks. For example, being exposed to the sun for 3 hours is actually quite
It's actually much simpler than crawling through your pants, and at least it's not life-threatening.
But just in case, Ren He decided to have an in-depth communication with the Heavenly Punishment System: "You also want to use the culture of the parallel world to fill the gaps in this world. I also want to bring those cultures to this world, and now
The problem is that I would also like to do those really risky tasks, but I don't have that much time. You see, it could be like this, for example, playing the Croatian Rhapsody, I don't intend to make a profit from it, just to enjoy it.
They reappear in this world, can this kind of thing cancel their mission?"
Ren He is always on tenterhooks every time he negotiates with the Heavenly Punishment System. He must first satisfy the other party's needs before discussing his own needs.
"No," the Heavenly Punishment System refused, as if there was no room for negotiation on this matter!
It seems that this is really out of the question. Ren He thought for a while and then said: "Do you think this will work? Can this type of punishment tasks be appropriately reduced in difficulty, or can the tasks be diversified?"
"approve."
It was approved? Ren He was ecstatic when he was standing downstairs in the piano room. Every time he negotiated with the Heavenly Punishment System, he would get a little surprise. If he had honestly not fought for it at all, he would have died of exhaustion.
"Task: Perform on stage at the New Year's Eve Party. If not completed, the host will be punished by drooling for a month."
Damn, if I drool for a month, then I am the first mentally retarded person in No. 4 Middle School. When I talk to someone, I don’t wipe my mouth first, and then drool while talking? It’s okay to talk to a girl. Others may think that I
You don't care about obscenity, but it's still okay, okay? If you were drooling on a man, how scared would he be?!
Ren He would be scared if he saw Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing drooling over him!
Ren He sat in front of the TV at night and was thinking about what program he would come up with if he really wanted to go to the New Year Party.
At this time, his eyes suddenly lit up. It seemed that there was a way to complete the task and surprise Yang Xi at the same time!
The next day when I came to school, after the military training ended in the afternoon, the whole class got together to discuss what program to come up with. At this time, everyone was a little cautious. There were only 2 places in each class, so switching to an ordinary school was just a matter of pushing and shoving.
It's completely different when you get to No. 4 Middle School. Many people are trying hard to get this opportunity.
Moreover, the two selected places are not guaranteed to be admitted. They will also have to compete with other classes to finally select 15 programs. The senior students will also have 15 programs, and a total of 30 programs will be combined to form a program.
The party lasted about 3 hours.
There are 30 classes in an age group, and two from each class go to PK. In the end, only 15 will win. The probability of being killed is 75%, which is very high.
No. 4 Middle School is such a place. Everyone has to strive to make themselves shine and join the first group. Even Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing, two top academics who don’t have many specialties, want to drag Ren He to do a cross talk together.
Liu Bing was originally a joker, so he thought of cross talk as a performance form.
Everyone's attitude towards this kind of party was very positive, and only when some people were suppressed by the aura of the great gods and couldn't move, did they gradually become negative and exile themselves.
Talking about cross talk? Ren He thought for a while and decided to forget it. Yang Xi must be the finale. If he came on stage early, what surprise would there be?
But at this time, he suddenly thought of something: "I will write a cross talk for you two. If you think it is good, you can use it. In exchange, you two will mobilize your classmates to do something for me!"
Ren He still felt that it was too unsafe to do this alone, so he had to mobilize Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing. One of them was the number one scholar in the junior high school of No. 4 Middle School, and the other was the top student in physics at Experimental Middle School.
There are many former alumni, so it is absolutely reliable to find them.
Liu Bing was still a little arrogant. When it came to jokes, he had never convinced anyone. When Ren He said that he would write a cross talk book for them, he was a little disapproving.
Ren He saw the look in his eyes and understood. He smiled and said: "Okay, I will play two roles for you two. You can judge for yourself whether it works or not!" If it weren't for this fact, one person wouldn't be able to succeed him.
He would not provoke the Heavenly Punishment System so quickly. Ren He improvised a cross talk of Guo Degang for the two of them. Because of his professional acting skills, even Guo Degang's expressions were imitated perfectly.
What can I say about Guo Degang, a crosstalk actor? Ren He only liked some of his crosstalks, some were funny and some were not, so he picked one that he thought was the most classic and performed it for Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing, and they both laughed.
He simply can't take care of himself. Guo Degang has always been criticized and praised. As an outsider in Ren He's previous life, he would not have made any comments on this kind of thing. After all, if you don't understand the truth, you have no say. All you can do is affirm.
Guo Degang's works are indeed excellent, and it is no accident that he became popular.
"Is the deal done?" Ren He raised his eyebrows.
"Deal! Brother, you've hidden it so well," Liu Bing exclaimed, "I thought I was the most humorous person in our class, so I'm willing to lose!"
However, if you want to make a deal, you have to pay a price. As soon as Ren He wrote out the entire cross talk, the task of the Heavenly Punishment System came: "Task: Get the applause of 2,000 people at the New Year Party, and punish the host for not completing it.
My feet smelled bad for a month, and no object could block the smell."
This is inappropriate, isn't it? If you think about it, you know how smelly the feet are as punished by the Heavenly Punishment System, and there is nothing you can do to stop it. If you really receive such a punishment, will you become the first among the four middle schools? Because foot odor can already cause
A student who was dismissed because other students were unable to concentrate in class?
But can we get the applause of 2,000 people? It should be possible. There are more than 1,000 people. By the time of the orientation party, the second and third years of high school will start. By then, all the teachers and students in the school will be together, a total of 4,000 people, which means that it will take
