Chapter one hundred and sixty-two people live to be reckless
Two red clouds appeared on Jiang Manqing's face, and she glared fiercely at Yang Hao opposite him, but Yang Hao looked serious and drank wine gently, as if the foot against Jiang Manqing was not hers at all.
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"satyr!"
Jiang Manqing snorted lightly, but did not avoid the foot, letting it rest against her calf.
After walking around all morning, Jiang Manqing was also a little hungry, so she didn't care about Yang Hao's mischief and started eating on her own.
The food in this restaurant is indeed good. Jiang Manqing's eyes lit up after taking a bite, and her hands moved two points faster. On the other side, Yang Hao was also devouring the food in front of him. In the process, Yang Hao's
The feet are not too much, they just stick to Jiang Manqing's calf, and occasionally slide on it twice, causing Jiang Manqing to feel dizzy.
Yang Hao quickly finished his share, put down his chopsticks happily, picked up the wine glass, drank half a glass of red wine in one breath, wiped his mouth with a napkin, and looked at the person opposite him with a smile as he sipped his food.
Jiang Manqing.
Jiang Manqing looked at the empty plate in front of Yang Hao, and was secretly surprised at Yang Hao's eating speed: "You eat so fast, aren't you afraid that you won't be able to digest it?"
Yang Hao said with a smile: "I am already very happy if I have something to eat. How can I not digest it?"
Jiang Manqing's heart trembled, and she squinted her eyes slightly: "Did you have no food?"
Yang Hao grinned: "I almost starved to death a few times..."
Yang Hao is telling the truth. When performing missions abroad, they are often in places with extremely harsh environments and face death at any time. In deserts and rainforests, in order to survive, they eat everything. At that time,
The hungry chest is pressed against the back, and even a running mouse can make everyone happy.
Jiang Manqing stared at Yang Hao, wondering under what circumstances Yang Hao could almost starve to death, but seeing the flash of heaviness on Yang Hao's face, Jiang Manqing said the words that came to her mouth.
Swallowed it back.
I'm afraid, this man also has a lot of unknown past.
"By the way, I suddenly remembered a joke..."
Jiang Manqing asked with interest: "Tell me and listen."
Yang Hao started to tell a joke with a smile, but looking at his dirty look, it was obvious that this joke was not a serious joke.
"It is said that a lady bought a female parrot on a whim. Unexpectedly, when she brought it home, the first thing she said was: "Do you want to go to bed with me?"
When the lady heard this, she thought to herself: Damn, outsiders thought I was the one who taught me this. This completely ruined my image as a lady. So she tried her best to get the parrot to say something elegant.
But the female parrot was determined and could only say one sentence: "Do you want to go to bed with me?"
What should I do? When the lady lost her mind, she heard that the priest also had a male parrot. Not only did the parrot not use foul language, but he was a devout Christian and spent most of his time praying every day.
So the lady went to the priest for help.
After the priest understood her purpose, he said with a slightly troubled expression: "This is very difficult to handle. In fact, the parrot did not teach it anything deliberately. The reason why it is so pious may be that it has been nurtured here for a long time.
That’s why.”
Seeing that the lady was disappointed, the priest said, "Let's do this. You bring the parrot to me, and I will put them together. I hope that after a period of time, your parrot can be converted. This is all I can do.
, whether it has any effect depends on God’s will..."
When the lady heard this, she could only do this. Isn’t there a saying: The person who is close to the vermillion is red? Then give it a try.
So she took the parrot to the priest. The priest put the two parrots together as promised. The female parrot was a little cautious at first. Seeing the male parrot praying silently in a corner of the cage, she really couldn't bear to disturb her. But she
Still unable to control himself, he finally said loudly: "Do you want to go to bed with me?"
When the male parrot heard this, he stopped praying, turned around and looked at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears: "Thank God, the wish I have prayed for so many years has finally come true..."
When Jiang Manqing heard this, her face turned red immediately, she slapped Yang Hao, and said angrily: "You're such a bad guy."
Yang Hao laughed and said: "Okay, this joke is a bit long. Let me tell you a simple joke. In fact, it is almost the same as what we are doing now."
Jiang Manqing knew that the joke Yang Hao told was definitely not a good joke, but she still couldn't help but be curious: "Okay, you can tell it, but you are not allowed to tell the same joke as before."
Yang Hao said seriously: "No, this joke is very short, just two sentences."
Jiang Manqing was grateful to the doctor and said, "Okay, you tell me."
Yang Hao stared at Jiang Manqing and started telling the second joke with a smile.
A man wanted to invite a woman to dinner, so he said to her: "Beauty, let me treat you to dinner." The woman looked at the man and replied: "Let's do it another day."
Jiang Manqing was stunned after hearing this: "That's it?"
Yang Hao replied seriously: "Yes, that's it."
Jiang Manqing looked at Yang Hao's face that seemed to be unable to help but smile evilly. Thinking of the woman's answer, she suddenly understood the meaning behind it and her face became even redder: "You are such a big bad guy."
Yang Hao smiled and lit a cigarette. Looking at Jiang Manqing, he suddenly felt a little naughty in his heart. He leaned down slightly and supported his chin with his left hand, but his right hand had already stretched out from under the table, gently covering Jiang Manqing's face.
On the thigh.
Jiang Manqing's body trembled subconsciously. Although the door of the private room was closed, this was not home after all. Jiang Manqing had a very unsafe feeling in her heart, but Yang Hao's caress made Jiang Manqing feel more and more desire.
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She was originally a resentful woman, and she was at a wolf-like age. She had been abstinent for many years. Once she broke the abstinence, her needs in this area were like a bursting river bank. Facing Yang Hao, she couldn't refuse him, so she immediately gave in half.
Falling into Yang Hao's arms...
Afterwards, Jiang Manqing felt weak all over and her face was red. Looking at Yang Hao's sly smile, she suddenly became angry and slapped Yang Hao on the chest: "You big pervert, you have been thinking about this all day long..."
Yang Hao replied with a smile: "If a beautiful woman like you doesn't have any ideas in such an environment, then I must be abnormal..."
Hearing Yang Hao praise her beauty, Jiang Manqing couldn't help but feel happy, but she still said viciously: "If someone sees this, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive..."
"What can't you live for?" Yang Hao said nonchalantly: "The worst thing is I won't do it anymore. People have to be more straightforward in life. Why do you care about other people's opinions? You just think too much and look forward and backward. That's why you do this."
Being bullied by others..."
"I won't do it if I don't want to do it. You support me?" Jiang Manqing rolled her eyes at Yang Hao and said unwillingly: "When it comes to bullying, in the end, you, the big bad guy, bully me the most?"
Yang Hao replied without hesitation: "As long as you don't mind, I have no problem. No matter how lazy I am, I can still afford my own woman. Not to mention you, even your daughter is no problem..."
Jiang Manqing snorted: "What, you still want to have both mother and daughter?"
Yang Hao opened his eyes wide and said with a helpless smile: "I just said casually, where did you think..."
Jiang Manqing glanced at Yang Hao with disdain: "You men are not all virtuous, and your thoughts are very evil. What kind of sisters, mothers and daughters..."
Yang Hao opened his eyes wide and shouted innocently: "You are the one with evil thoughts now, not me. I didn't say anything."
Jiang Manqing rolled her eyes and snorted coldly: "I won't let my daughter meet you anyway. You are such an unsettling person. You are such a playboy..."
Yang Hao smiled helplessly. Arguing with women about this issue will always lead to no solution. What's more, Jiang Manqing seems to be telling the truth. He has a wife, and now he is still with Jiang Manqing and Wei Yunzhu, no matter what the reason.
, Anyway, the result is like this, don’t you bother yourself?
Well, although I really don’t want to admit this, the results are already in front of me, what else can I say, just admit it by rubbing your nose.
When Jiang Manqing saw that Yang Hao was silent, she immediately hummed proudly: "What, you got me right? You have nothing to say, right?"
Yang Hao touched his nose: "Can we change the topic?"
Jiang Manqing rolled her eyes at Yang Hao, but did not talk about this issue again, because if this issue continues to be discussed, it will not yield any results, and it will not have any substantive significance...
The two held each other tenderly for a while. Jiang Manqing stood up from Yang Hao's arms, straightened her appearance in front of a mirror next to her, and after finally confirming that everything was fine, she put on her sunglasses and said: "
It's been long enough here, let's go..."
Yang Hao nodded and called the waiter. After Yang Hao paid the bill, the two of them walked out.
Yang Hao was thick-skinned, so it was okay, but Jiang Manqing thought about what the two of them had just done, and felt as if everyone was staring at her. She buried her head and followed Yang Hao quickly outside.
After walking out of the hotel door, Jiang Manqing stood in the crowd again, looking at the crowd in front of her and the beautiful scenery in front of her, and finally let out a long sigh of relief.
Yang Hao looked at Jiang Manqing's nervous, thief-like expression and couldn't help but laugh. He actually liked Jiang Manqing like this. At this time, she looked more like a little girl than a mature woman who had gone through many vicissitudes of life.
Listening to Yang Hao's laughter, Jiang Manqing's face suddenly became more and more rosy. She stared at Yang Hao with anger and embarrassment. Seeing that the smile on Yang Hao's face did not diminish, she finally couldn't help but stepped on Yang Hao.
On Hao's feet.
Jiang Manqing was wearing high heels. Although she didn't exert much force, Yang Hao was caught off guard and was stepped on in great pain. After all, a woman's high heels are a very powerful weapon of destruction. She took a breath of air and stared.
Looking at Jiang Manqing: "You..."
Jiang Manqing saw Yang Hao grimacing as he was stepped on. She must have felt a lot of pain. She felt guilty and ran forward. As soon as she reached the corner, she suddenly bumped into a man. Jiang Manqing was caught off guard and staggered.
The man reacted very quickly, stepped forward, held her arm, and helped her stand firm.
"I'm sorry..." Jiang Manqing suddenly felt ashamed and apologized repeatedly without raising her head.
"It's okay, you're not hurt..." The man's voice was very steady, but suddenly his voice stopped, full of unconcealable surprise: "Vice Mayor Jiang, it's you, why are you here?"
The calm male voice reached Jiang Manqing's ears. Jiang Manqing felt as if he had been struck by lightning. His body suddenly stiffened for a moment, and he had only one thought in his mind.
Have you been recognized?
Why does the voice sound familiar? (To be continued)