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Chapter 414: Be a person with credit

"Yang Hao, you are so funny. You are about to make me laugh to death. Sorry, let me laugh for a while. I'm afraid if I don't laugh out loud, I will be suffocated to death. I have been suffocating myself all night...

"

Wei Yunzhu followed Qiu Yunzhen into Yang Hao's car. As soon as she got on the car, Wei Yunzhu burst out laughing, holding Qiu Yunzhen's arm, laughing as if she couldn't breathe.

Qiu Yunzhen also had a strange look on her face. She glared at Yang Hao but said nothing.

Yang Hao looked at Wei Yunzhu who was laughing so hard, blinked his eyes and said, "I remembered a joke, do you want to hear it?"

Qiu Yunzhen and Wei Yunzhu were both a little puzzled as to why Yang Hao suddenly remembered to tell a joke. Wei Yunzhu smiled and said: "You can also tell a joke. Come on, tell one to make us laugh."

Yang Hao glanced at the smiling Wei Yunzhu in the rearview mirror, coughed twice and began to talk: "Once upon a time, there was a small animal sitting on a boat crossing a big river. When the boat reached the middle, everyone found that the boat was leaking. In order to

To ensure that most of the little animals reach the other side safely, everyone decides together to tell a joke. If anyone tells the joke and no one laughs, then throw the little animal who told the joke into the water."

Yang Hao took another look at the two women in the back seat and found that the two women were listening attentively. It seemed that they had not heard the joke, so Xiaoxiao continued to tell it.

"The smart monkey stood up first and told a joke. The joke was very funny, and everyone laughed at the other little tricks, but the pig had a straight face and didn't laugh at all. Everyone threw the monkey into the river, and then

Both the puppy and the pony told jokes, and the other animals laughed, but the pig still didn't laugh, and the puppy and pony were thrown into the river again."

Wei Yunzhu, who was in the back seat, listened to the joke and felt that the scene seemed a bit familiar. She was very familiar with Yang Hao. There must be a reason why this guy suddenly wanted to tell a joke, and the reason was probably with her, maybe

It also has something to do with the fact that I laughed just after getting in the car.

Although he guessed that something bad might happen if he continued to listen to this joke, Wei Yunzhu couldn't help but asked: "Then why doesn't the pig laugh? Is he asleep?"

Yang Hao laughed, you actually asked a question, you are so cooperative.

"Now it's the elephant's turn to tell a joke. The elephant feels guilty. He feels that he is quite stupid. The monkeys and puppies in front of him are all so smart, but the pigs don't laugh at the jokes they tell. The jokes he tells must be

You don't know how to laugh, you are definitely going to be thrown into the river. But just as the elephant started to talk, the pig burst out laughing. The little animals were surprised. The elephant hasn't started talking yet, why are you laughing?

Already?"

"The pig laughed so hard that he said, 'The joke told by the monkey is so funny, it made me laugh to death!'"

Wei Yunzhu and Qiu Yunzhen are both extremely smart women. After hearing this, they fully realized that Yang Hao was clearly mocking Wei Yunzhu in a different way. She didn't laugh just now, but she couldn't control it after getting in the car.

Are you still laughing?

Wei Yunzhu pretended to be angry and said: "Okay, Yang Hao, you are so brave. You dare to beat around the bush and call me a pig and my slow reaction. See if I don't deal with you!"

Wei Yunzhu stretched out her hand, grabbed Yang Hao's face, and twisted it gently. Then, like an upright female gangster, she withdrew her hand, rubbed her two fingers gently, and said to Qiu Yunzhen with a smile:

"Hey, your man's face is quite smooth and well maintained."

Qiu Yunzhen saw Wei Yunzhu grabbing Yang Hao's face without restraint, and felt a strange feeling in her heart for a moment. When she heard that Wei Yunzhu was so rogue, she couldn't help but angrily opened the hand that Wei Yunzhu stretched out in front of her: "You...

Female gangster, go away."

Wei Yunzhu smiled and lay on Qiu Yunzhen, and tapped Yang Hao in front of her with her small chin: "Why, I pinched your man, does it hurt?"

Qiu Yunzhen rolled her eyes at Wei Yunzhu and hummed: "He has thick skin and thick flesh. I'm afraid he won't feel anything at all if he pinches it twice. Why do I feel sorry for you? Why are you getting more and more horny now? It's like I've never seen a man before."

You look like a nymphomaniac, do you want to be like this..."

Qiu Yunzhen's words suddenly paused. The following words seemed a bit difficult to pronounce. On the contrary, Wei Yunzhu seemed to understand what Qiu Yunzhen meant. She narrowed her eyes slightly and raised the corners of her mouth in a sexy arc: "****

?Hungry?”

Qiu Yunzhen's words were spoken by Wei Yunzhu, but Qiu Yunzhen was ashamed. She quickly glanced at Yang Hao who was driving in front, pushed Wei Yunzhu, and whispered: "Wei Yaoji, I'm going to kill you. If this happens,

Can you even say it?"

Wei Yunzhu smiled nonchalantly and said: "Is there anything you can't say, Zhenzhen, you are so full now that you don't know how hungry you are. There is a man by your side, and you have a man hug you when you sleep every day. Take pity on me, a little widow, always

I can't sleep alone, and my pillow is always wet with tears when I dream at midnight... Zhenzhen, we are good sisters, can you lend me your man to satisfy my craving?"

Not only Qiu Yunzhen's eyes widened, but also Yang Hao, who was driving, was shocked.

Wei Yunzhu is too awesome.

Lend me your man to satisfy my cravings... Wei Yunzhu can say this easily!

Yang Hao knew that Wei Yunzhu had been carefully testing Qiu Yunzhen's attitude, but this was so outrageous that Yang Hao didn't know what words to use to describe such behavior.

"If you don't want me to kick you out of the car now, just shut up!"

Qiu Yunzhen finally couldn't lose weight with Wei Yunzhu's crazy words, and snorted with a naked threat. Facing Qiu Yunzhen's threat, Wei Yunzhu just curled her lips and said: "They are still good sisters. When you have a man, you forget your friends. Typical

You forget your friends when you see sex."

Qiu Yunzhen glared at Wei Yunzhu hatefully, and then glanced at Yang Hao in front of him. Yang Hao stared straight ahead with his back straight, as if he was driving wholeheartedly, as if he didn't hear any noise from behind, but Qiu Yunzhen again

Who knows, Yang Hao must be listening.

Qiu Yunzhen's heart suddenly moved, and her expression suddenly returned to calm, and she even smiled slightly: "Okay, I agree. Just ask Yang Hao. As long as he agrees, you can take him back."

Wei Yunzhu was stunned: "You agreed?"

Qiu Yunzhen looked at Wei Yunzhu's stunned expression, and felt a bit of mischievous pride in her heart. On the surface, she still looked serious: "Yes, I agree, as long as Yang Hao has no objection."

Wei Yunzhu came to his senses. Qiu Yunzhen was using a roundabout tactic to divert trouble and throw all the problems to Yang Hao. Would Yang Hao dare to agree in front of Qiu Yunzhen?

That's something I definitely wouldn't dare to do.

Wei Yunzhu felt a strange feeling inexplicably in her heart, Zhenzhen, your man has been my man for a long time, even before you. If one day you find out, will you hate me? Will you still?

Do you agree as easily as you do now?

Wei Yunzhu curled her lips and hummed in a low voice: "You just don't agree. That's nice to say."

Before Qiu Yunzhen could reply, Wei Yunzhu had already reached out with a smile, pinched Qiu Yunzhen's tender and flawless face, and said with a smile: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. If I tease you again, you will get angry.

"

The corners of Qiu Yunzhen's mouth raised slightly: "I didn't stop you, you gave up on your own, so don't say that again in the future?"

Wei Yunzhu came close to Qiu Yunzhen's ear and whispered: "You are staring here. Even if he has the evil heart, he does not have the courage. When you are not around, I will test him for you. Man, always

I have a special liking for my wife’s best friends, sisters, and lovers.”

Qiu Yunzhen glanced at Wei Yunzhu warningly: "Don't mess around."

Wei Yunzhu said with a smile: "Don't worry, I am sensible. Is it possible that I will really steal your man? Don't worry, your position as Mrs. Yang is safe and secure. Even if I really can't help but be lonely,

The best she can do is be a little wife who doesn’t have a status."

Qiu Yunzhen glared at Wei Yunzhu angrily. She didn't believe Wei Yunzhu's statement at all. She knew how high-minded her best friend was. If her ex-husband hadn't saved her from being humiliated, she wouldn't have.

She will marry him. Although she is a widow now, she is still so young and beautiful, not to mention rich and powerful. How can she treat others as a little wife who has no status?

"Okay, one day you figure it out, I'll leave a place for you here. Anyway, we are good sisters, so we can always be together."

Wei Yunzhu smiled and hugged Qiu Yunzhen's arm and said: "This is what you said, don't go back on it. One day I am tired of this kind of life, I will come to your house to lay the floor."

"Okay, I'll let you roll the floor to the side of the bed when the time comes. Are you satisfied?"

Qiu Yunzhen thought Wei Yunzhu was joking anyway, so she just said it casually. The two of them spoke very quietly, close to their ears, and Yang Hao probably couldn't hear it. It was just a private conversation between best friends at that time.

Yang Hao seemed to be driving seriously, but his heartbeat was much higher than normal.

Qiu Yunzhen thought that what she said was very low and Yang Hao might not be able to hear it, but she didn't know that Yang Hao's physical fitness was much stronger than that of ordinary people, and his hearing was also much stronger. The sound of the two people whispering to each other was not concealed.

Passed by Yang Hao, but Yang Hao heard it clearly!

Wei Yunzhu's words today are actually a statement, that is, she will never have any thoughts about Qiu Yunzhen's position. At most, she will be a little wife with no status.

Qiu Yunzhen promised, but Yang Hao didn't think that Qiu Yunzhen really agreed. She must have thought that Wei Yunzhu was joking, so she agreed so casually. How could she think of the reality of every word Wei Yunzhu said?

All of the above are as mentioned.

Yang Hao also added in his heart, wife, you have to keep your word and be trustworthy, right? (To be continued)


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