On a weekend, Zhou Yan took a trip to the city and bought a cashmere scarf and a pair of wool gloves at a cashmere products counter near Xinghuo Plaza in the city center.
After that, Zhou Yan went to Yiqun Commercial Building and bought a horn comb and handmade leather bag at the specialty counter in the commercial building.
When leaving the counter, Zhou Yan saw dairy products and beef jerky in the non-staple food counter nearby, and bought a lot of them.
When he entered the shopping mall, Zhou Yan only had a small shopping bag in his hand. When he went out, his hands were already filled with large and small shopping bags.
Half an hour later, Zhou Yan walked out of the post office business hall empty-handed.
At around ten o'clock in the morning, Zhou Yan returned to the dormitory, but as soon as he entered the door, he found that Zuo Jiyun, who had gone out with him in the morning, had returned early, and there were two large boxes of green apples on his desk. While Zhou Yan was still dazed, He Qiulin came over and looked at Zhou Yan with a strange smile on his face: "Old Zhou, have you ever eaten an apple that costs five yuan a piece?"
Zhou Yan glanced at the forgiving apples on the table, and looked up at Zuo Jiyun who was proudly preaching "Christmas Business Tips" on the bed...
"Did you know that this is a safe fruit? It is very popular at Christmas! I bought it for one yuan a piece, and it is very cheap to sell it for five yuan?"
so?
"Is this how you plan to sell Ping'an fruit?"
Zhou Yan walked over with great interest and roughly calculated the number. There were probably more than two hundred.
"Of course not!" Zuo Jiyun happily picked up a stack of plastic bags printed with red patterns from the bed, "Look at this package, it must be worth a dollar no matter what, right?"
Seeing this confident person, Zhou Yan was embarrassed to attack him again: There were less than twenty pairs of freshmen in the school; as for the senior students, there was no chance that they would buy the green "Ping An"
"Fruit".
However, just because Zhou Yan doesn't look for trouble doesn't mean that trouble won't look for him.
As soon as he climbed into bed and read a book for a while, Zhou Yan was grabbed by Zuo Jiyun and used as a laborer. He packed the "safe fruits" in vulgar plastic bags and didn't even give him a chance to refuse: "If you don't get down, you won't be able to do anything until you get there."
When we made money, we went out to have a big meal, but you didn’t get a share!"
Zhou Yan wrapped the plastic bag containing "Ping'an fruit" with a ribbon and cursed: Without twenty years of cerebral thrombosis, he would not be able to think of such a business trick as selling the "Ping'an fruit".
However, as an old dog who has become a master, Zhou Yan does not want to attack Zuo Jiyun and plans to help install all the Ping An Fruit.
However, Zuo Jiyun stopped a group of people from packing dozens of pieces because the bows they tied were not aesthetically pleasing...
"Cut..."
The five people in the dormitory threw the bags and ribbons to Zuo Jiyun angrily, climbed onto the bed, and played with themselves.
Zhou Yan naturally continued to watch the CET-4 and CET-6 exam tutorials, and by the way, he used the radio to listen to English broadcasts on foreign language channels, which was considered as practicing listening.
But when Zuo Jiyun saw that no one looked good, he also knew that he had offended the public, so he had no choice but to leave alone with the box in his arms.
No one in Dormitory 603 knew how Zuo Jiyun did it. Anyway, at the same time the next afternoon, the guy came back with the packaged Ping'an fruit.
Later, everyone found out that this guy hired the girls in his class to take the so-called "Ping An fruit" and help him pack the Ping An fruit...
Everything is ready, and the business journey of a generation of business wizards begins.
In the first few days, Zuo Jiyun deceived his roommates Yan Wentao and He Qiulin and helped him set up a stall on the only way from the dormitory building to the teaching building.
The three people stood in the biting cold wind for more than a day, and finally sold several Ping'an fruits. According to Zhou Yan's estimation, these three people were still young ladies on campus. They saw how pitiful these three people were, so they took out the money.
Bought with money.
After setting up a street stall for two days, Zuo Jiyun himself felt that if he continued like this, he might lose all his money, so he had to return to the dormitory with his troops.
Life goes on and on and on.
After two days of silence, classmate Zuo Jiyun, a business genius, turned his attention to acquaintances: people who lived near the dormitory, whom he had said hello to, and who had played football together, most of whom had encountered Zuo Jiyun's tough words.<
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Don’t be afraid of those who risk your life, but be afraid of those who are shameless.
Under Zuo Jiyun's entanglement, these people had no choice but to donate generously to buy these forgiving apples. There were also a few thin-skinned ones who were tricked into making second purchases by Zuo Jiyun... p>
Although Zuo Jiyun has already gone all out, but seeing that there are still three or four days before Christmas, he has only sold one box...
The five people in the same dormitory saw that Zuo Jiyun was really pitiful, so they had to pay and check his business volume for him...
"Four-dollar apples!" Lin Junfeng looked at the Ping'an fruit in the bag and couldn't help but marveled, "This is the first time in my life that I have eaten such expensive apples!"
"Feng, just be satisfied. I've already given you a 20% discount on the five-yuan Ping'an fruit..."
Lin Junfeng's mouth twitched: "I want a return!"
"Once the goods are sold, they will not be returned or exchanged!"
"Then forget it!"
Lin Junfeng smiled, unpacked the bag, and went to the bathroom to rinse it. After getting it back, he was about to start eating when he was stopped by Zhou Yan.
"Lao Zhou, what's the problem?"
Zhou Yan didn't say anything, he just took out the lunch box for instant noodles from the cabinet, poured some boiling water into it, then opened the bag of the Ping'an fruit he bought and put it in...
In just a few dozen seconds, a layer of waxy substance floated on the water. Now, not only Lin Junfeng, but also Zuo Jiyun was a little dumbfounded...
"Old Zhou, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Zhou Yan rolled his eyes at Zuo Jiyun: "If I told you, you wouldn't be able to sell any of them!"
Zuo Jiyun was choked...
There were only a few acquaintances in school, and the demand market for "Ping'an Guo" was quickly saturated. Zuo Jiyun had to find another way and set his sights on his high school classmates, and found out...
Seeing this guy swearing to his classmates that the "Ping'an Fruit" would be a big seller, Zhou Yan suddenly felt that this scene seemed familiar.
After thinking about it hard, I remembered that many years ago, those who engaged in pyramid schemes also played this way: if you lose money, you can spread the losses to your relatives and friends...
The CET-4 test is coming soon, and Zhou Yan is too lazy to care about Zuo Jiyun's performance.
Moreover, although he has no doubt that he can pass Level 4, after all, the level of Level 4 is related to the system's point rewards, so Zhou Yan cannot help but not be concerned about it.
On the day of the CET-4 exam, the sky was clear and clear, with no sandstorms and no snow.
Get up early, find the exam room according to the prompts, enter the exam room with your admission ticket, adjust the radio, and wait for the exam to start...
After starting, the first thing to do is naturally the most difficult and disgusting listening.
The reason why I say "disgusting" is because Zhou Yan discovered that this group of experts on the questions only asked questions for the sake of asking questions: all the questions, if changed into Chinese, would almost always be, "I will go, I won't go."
, "I don't mean anything, I just want to be interesting" and stuff like that.
Fortunately, Zhou Yan has been living abroad for many years and has excellent hearing and sensitive nerves.
After the listening session, the remaining questions were naturally a piece of cake for Zhou Yan. For the final composition, Zhou Yan directly used the questioning skills learned in high school and spoke a famous quote...
After finishing, there was still enough time. After Zhou Yan checked it several times, he handed in the paper and left...
