Chapter 0092 Visiting Relatives and Friends (Part 2)
By the time Zhou Yan finished cooking, he was kicked back to the male guests' table. His uncle, father and three uncles were all drunk.
Under the influence of alcohol, a group of men were giving political lessons to their little cousin Zhao Zixuan, saying that "if you don't study hard, you will only work in the fields" and "you can be popular and drink spicy food if you go to college".
Zhou Yan's two cousins just stood aside and tried not to laugh, while the eldest cousin's girlfriend lowered her head and occasionally raised her head to communicate with the eldest cousin.
"Shitou, what are you drinking? White, beer or soft drink?"
"Let's drive, let's have a drink!"
My eldest cousin’s girlfriend is here, so everyone is too embarrassed to take off their chopsticks. The dishes on the plate are still neat, especially the fish. If you put it back into the pot, you can probably save it by using the method of making cooked eggs turn raw. p>
When Zhou Yan came to the table, his uncle began to turn his gun.
"Shitou, you were cooking just now. Now I and you uncles will wish you a happy New Year and wish you success in your studies in the new year!"
Zhou Yan almost jumped up: "This is impossible!"
"After New Year's greetings, let's make some New Year's requests. Can we temporarily focus on studying and try to pass the postgraduate examination first?"
"This is a must!"
"Come on, let's do it together!"
After the old guys finished toasting, the eldest uncle glanced at his eldest cousin who was chatting with his girlfriend: "Sun Xingkai, we have already toasted, and now it's your turn..."
The eldest cousin was dumbfounded: Why is this happening?
Although the eldest cousin has found a girlfriend, it does not mean that he has experienced such a scene.
Seeing his son hesitating, the eldest uncle lost face and said, "Look at you, when you go back to Northern Hubei in a few days, you will just stare at such a situation?"
After struggling for a while, my uncle pinned his hopes on his second cousin Feng Jun: "Junjun, come here!"
The second cousin, after all, was someone who had stayed in the hospitable land of Sanqin. He chuckled: "Then let me show my attitude. On behalf of our brothers, I wish the elders a happy New Year!"
"I wish my three uncles and uncles good luck in their work!"
After toasting, we started to serve soup, silver carp in white soup...
"The fish are catching, let's have a drink together, I hope there will be more than enough every year..."
Grandpa, second uncle don't drink, eldest uncle, younger uncle, younger brother-in-law, father Zhou Yan and two cousins drank more than three kilograms, and then they started to lose their energy. Before, just the four elders were almost the same.
Can drink five kilograms of wine.
Just when Zhou Yan thought that the elders were not in good condition, chatter and laughter came from the yard. When he stretched his head, he saw that several of his uncle's cousins were coming with their sons.
Zhou Yan immediately understood: Drinking capacity is reserved for these people.
One breath of life.
After these cousins sat down, Zhou Yan’s father, his uncle, and his uncle who had a good drinker began to toast...
In just ten minutes, a group of people drank seven or eight bottles, and several of my uncle's cousins were so drunk that they were speechless.
Just when Zhou Yan's uncle was holding the wine bottle and about to pour wine, the enemy's firefighters arrived: "Brother-in-law, you are still trying to persuade me! If you try to persuade me, he will slide under the table!"
Let’s give you a break for now!
After the enemy dispersed, several aunts and uncles looked at each other with happy smiles on their faces...
On the third day of the Lunar New Year, we are still visiting relatives.
As usual, my brothers-in-law and my uncle went to my uncle's house. The people were almost the same as the day before, except that they were missing their grandparents.
The great-faced uncle naturally hopes for everything to be perfect, including chickens, ducks, fish and sheep, red, white and beer for the "Third Plenary Session".
When he arrived at his home stadium, his eldest uncle also used more tricks to persuade everyone to drink. Not only did he summon his eldest cousin to toast everyone, but he also chased his girlfriend into a fight...
After all the tricks, no one except the second uncle, brother-in-law and Zhou Yan who were driving were spared: That night, Zhou Yan's father came home and fell asleep...
After that, a group of people took turns visiting the second aunt and the aunt's house. After completing a circle, they went back to their respective homes to meet with their friends or relatives.
Zhou Yan’s father, four brothers and three sisters.
Although they are all from the same mother, the relationship between the seven brothers and sisters is not very good: the relationship between the four brothers is not bad because they meet often, but Zhou Yan's three aunts have different relationship with each other because the conditions of their in-laws are different.
There is a secret discord between them.
Among the seven brothers and sisters, the eldest uncle and the second uncle are the oldest and got married early, so they don’t need to experience this kind of nastiness.
But Zhou Yan's father and brother-in-law are different. They are relatively younger among the brothers and sisters. Every time they gather at Aunt Zhou Yan's house, they can always see the excitement...
On the sixth day of the first lunar month, Zhou Yan once again experienced the power of a woman to tear 13 apart at her aunt's house.
Just because the aunt didn't prepare a drink, the third aunt caught the "handle" and kept nagging her.
"Boss, are you looking down on us? Anyway..."
The third aunt kept nagging her endlessly. The uncle originally planned to come forward to persuade him, but before he could speak, he was stopped by the younger aunt.
After a while, my aunt's cousin came back with a large drink and placed it in front of my third aunt with a bang.
"Give me a face?"
The uncle immediately gave up the idea of starting a fight, fearing that he would be involved. Moreover, everyone knew that returning to the conflict was not only to take advantage of the rich, but also to disgust others...
Zhou Yan, who thought he would be able to watch a lively show, soon learned that every family has its own sutras that are difficult to recite.
"Ding bell..."
The phone rang. Zhou Yan took out his phone and saw that it was his little girlfriend calling. He quickly walked out of the room: "Hey, what's wrong?"
"Old Zhou, you have to take it out on me!" Qin Ruoshu's tone on the other end of the phone was obviously a little unkind.
"Miss, what's wrong?" Zhou Yan couldn't help but smile, "Can you tell me what's going on first?"
"I remember I told you, my dad's friend's daughter went to study in a beautiful country?"
"Is this the case?" Zhou Yan was a little surprised again, "But this..."
"This young lady who has drunk foreign ink now says that the moon in the beautiful country is very round..."
"That's it," Zhou Yan thought for a while, "I'll give you a jingle, happy America, shooting every day!"
"No, you said this!"
"Okay then, I'll use my big move!" Zhou Yan remembered a joke about the political correctness buff superposition in the beautiful country, "I'll send it to you via text message later!"
"Thanks!"
"Who made you my girlfriend? It's my job to vent my anger on you!"
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Yan quickly sent the joke...
On the other side, Qin Ruoshu received the text message soon.
"A Muslim black woman whose gender identity is male, an anti-government refugee from the Middle East, a vegetarian and an animal rights activist, short, obese and disabled. She was sexually assaulted as a teenager and could not have an abortion. She has a daughter who needs to be raised alone. Recently, she was
I don’t want to wear makeup and be laughed at because of my ugly appearance, which makes me depressed.”
"What the hell is this?" Although she couldn't understand it, Qin Ruoshu still pressed forward and forwarded the text message to her "enemy".
What surprised Qin Ruoshu was that after receiving the text message, his "enemy" raised his tail to the sky and immediately clamped it down...
"So powerful?"
Qin Ruoshu's eyes turned into crescent moons when she smiled, and she sent a text message back to Zhou Yan: "One more message!"
Zhou Yan thought for a while and posted another message: "All Chinese people will swear like this when they join the American citizenship..."
At the end, Zhou Yan added: "You can ask your father's friends about these oaths!"
After seeing the text message, Qin Ruoshu gave a thumbs up: "Shrimp and pig heart!"
