When I came to Chang'an, Guanyin's face was not ordinary.
Jin Chanzi is still practicing in the temple, and the Water and Land Conference has not been held!
Li Shimin actually went back on his promise and forgot about his promise to Buddhism!
Not only that, I heard that this guy is going to hold a celebration banquet to celebrate the demon dragon being driven away!
At this time, even Guanyin, who had practiced for thousands of kalpas, could not control the anger in his heart.
After all, a Bodhisattva is only one step away from being a Buddha and having a place of abode.
It fell directly from the sky and landed on the palace, a piece of auspicious light.
"It's a fairy!"
"It is the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Guanshiyin Bodhisattva who saves the suffering!"
"The Bodhisattva is here, the Bodhisattva is alive!"
When the palace maids and eunuchs saw Guanyin in the sky, they shouted and knelt down in excitement.
The noisy sound soon alerted Li Er who was resting.
With the support of the maid, Li Er also came outside the Tai Chi Hall.
"Is this... really a living Buddha?"
Pointing at the Guanyin in the sky, Li Er was a little surprised.
"Li Shimin, do you still remember how you returned to Yang?"
Guanyin ignored these ordinary people and just asked questions.
When Li Er heard this, he suddenly woke up!
Sure enough, everything was not a dream, it was the traitor who was lying to me!
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, Li Er calls you a traitor in his heart and rewards you with 888 points of tyranny!]
Li Ke in the dark smiled knowingly, are you a fool?
It's that simple!
The brutality value, isn’t this coming?
……
"Bodhisattva, I am confused about this matter. The Land and Water Conference will be held later!"
When Li Er woke up from his dream and learned that he had been cheated, he naturally rushed to deal with Guanyin.
I pat my chest and promise that the Land and Water Conference will be held as scheduled.
Seeing that Li Er was interested, Guanyin nodded with satisfaction.
Take out a drop of nectar diluted an unknown number of times from the jade bottle and drop it on Li Er's head.
"Li Shimin, you just returned to Yang and are weak. It's normal that you can't remember things."
"This drop of nectar can help you recover and prolong your life."
"I will leave the matter of the Water and Land Conference to you, poor monk."
After saying that, Guanyin turned around and left, disappearing into the air.
Feeling the nectar coming, Li Er's body suddenly felt indescribably refreshed.
With a straight face, he dismissed all the eunuchs and maids around him, and Li Er roared angrily: "You traitor, get out of here before I can!"
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, Li Er calls you a traitor in his heart and rewards you with 868 points of tyranny!]
Li Ke was so happy that he should say it or not, but he had to cut his own father when cutting leeks!
With the brutality value, the next thing to do is to draw a lottery!
Li Ke ignored the furious Li Er and said directly to the system:
"Give me five chance draws for mortal products."
【Redeem successful!】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the ingredient: the kidneys of the thousand-year-old bull demon!]
[Congratulations to the host for getting a portion of the best sauce!]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining—supernatural power: insight into world affairs!]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the magical power: I am a good person!]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the best sword: Qingzhi Sword!]
Li Ke was extremely satisfied with this lottery draw.
"System, explain."
[Clear insight into world affairs: see through people’s hearts, there are no restrictions below the saints!]
[I am a good person: I am so full of merit that people can’t help but believe it! (The deception is over!)]
Li Ke nodded, held the green sword in his hand, pinned it to his waist, and swaggered up to Li Er.
This magical power came just in time.
"Father, who is it that makes your face turn red with anger?"
Li Ke said with a smile, not panicking at all.
Isn’t this cheap dad just for deception?
If you're angry, you can coax it; if you're coaxed, you can do it again!
What a big deal!
"Sir, how dare you lie to me!"
Li Er looked at Li Ke angrily. If he wasn't worried that he couldn't beat him, Li Er would definitely beat him!
"Oh? Where do you start talking about this?"
Li Ke continued to ask questions knowingly.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, Li Er calls you a traitor in his heart and rewards you with 454 points of tyranny!]
"You still ask! Didn't you say you dare to leave the demon dragon?"
Li Er roared angrily, looking as if he wanted to eat Li Ke alive.
After scratching his head, Li Ke replied nonchalantly: "Yes!"
"That day the demon dragon came to the world and came straight to the palace."
"My son, I made a decisive decision and immediately peeed like a boy!"
"Isn't it because the demon dragon was driven away because of the child's urination, which has lasted more than ten years?"
Li Er was stunned.
Why does this traitor seem to have some truth to what he said?
No, I can’t be fooled by this traitor!
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, Li Er calls you a traitor in his heart and rewards you with 644 points of tyranny!]
Li Ke listened to the system prompts and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
"That's all, since my father doesn't believe it, I won't say anything anymore."
"My father is not surprised. Why would such a good person wander to the underworld? Why does Buddhism insist that my father hold a water and land ceremony?"
With that said, Li Ke turned around and left pretending to be relaxed.
Number in mind: 3.2.1……
"Slow!"
Sure enough, Li Er, as expected, asked him to stay!
This cheap dad is so suspicious by nature that he can’t even trust his biological son, let alone those Buddhists who can only chant sutras?
If Li Er can still hold the water and land ceremony obediently after Li Ke deliberately said these words, then Li Er may not be Li Er.
Maybe it was a substitute arranged by Buddhism...
"Come in and talk to me."
With a straight face, Li Er returned to the Tai Chi Hall with an evil look on his face.
Li Ke grinned and nodded to follow.
Do you think he will talk to Li Er about Journey to the West and Buddhism’s grievances next?
No!
This guy is a mortal with naked eyes, and you must not tell him these things easily.
Li Ke is the only one who can see through people's hearts. There are so many big guys in Buddhism. Who wants to probe into Li Er's mind and it's not easy?
Therefore, Li Er must not let Li Er know about these things.
However, it’s okay to give a hint!
"Father, may I know that in the west of Chang'an, on the border of our Tang Dynasty, there is a big mountain called Five Elements Mountain!"
Li Ke sat opposite Li Er with a smile and said:
"That mountain fell out of thin air and landed in our country, the Tang Dynasty, five hundred years ago."
"Under this mountain, there is a demon monkey, whose abilities are as great as the heavens. He once caused great trouble in the heavenly palace and defeated a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals!"
Li Er was shocked!
"Is there still such a thing?"
"Can this monster monkey be surrendered? And what does it have to do with Buddhism?"
When Li Ke saw Li Er chasing after him, he smiled and said: "My father is a mortal after all, and there are many things that I cannot tell you in detail with my father."
Pointing his finger upward, Li Ke pointed at the sky.
Li Er was stunned for a moment, cursing in his heart that this boy is really naughty!
Then he shook his head helplessly. This trip to the underworld was planned by someone. How could he not guess it?
But, what if you guessed it?
Resist?
After all, they are just mortals with naked eyes...
"Then do you want to hold this water and land ceremony?"
Li Er continued to ask, and unknowingly, Li Ke, his naughty son, seemed to become his backbone.
"Of course we have to do it, you do yours and I'll do mine!"