A purely Western-style wedding can be described as dull in two words. Basically, when Wang Tiangang and Jun Buyu stood in front of the priest lovingly and exchanged their wedding vows, Xu Qing, who was holding the edge of the wedding dress from behind, was already jealous, but he was not moved or excited.
It's all caused by yawning and tears.
A large group of Chinese gentlemen with yellow skin and black eyes, wearing suits and ties, were sitting in the largest church in the world, listening to the priest's passionate chatter, and their anger and impatience turned into blessing smiles.
His smile looked ugly as if he was suffering from constipation.
Today, this priest has prepared enough homework under the special instructions of the higher-ups of the Holy See. He has memorized a Bible backwards and forwards, and can kill more than 90% of the eminent monks named Tang instantly. The one on the left prays for God's blessing, and the one on the right comes to God.
I'm with you all, I've been nagging for an hour and it's not over yet.
"Ten thousand flies are with you, Miss Lin fell from the sky, Amen..." Xu Qing silently recited Yishui's crooked words, but in his heart he knew what the Vatican's group had in mind, and it was nothing more than a procrastination.
Zi Jue, I want to delay the master's wedding until the moment when the vampires attack. By then, this group of people will inevitably be involved in the fight. It's a good plan.
The priest was a Mediterranean man. After he continued to chatter for half an hour, there was a layer of sweat on his bare forehead. He had already said everything that should be said and what should not be said. If he continued to murmur, there would definitely be some flaws. In fact, the flaws would have appeared long ago.
Jun Buyu puffed out her cheeks and stared at him with a displeased expression. She had now begun to suspect that the priest was deliberately stalling for time.
Wang Tiangang suppressed his anger, but for the sake of his wife, he did not explode on the spot. He held a diamond ring tightly in his hand and did not come to the final step of exchanging the rings. He thought to himself, what tricks is this old boy playing?
? Could it be that this foreign priest, like the chief surgeons in some hospitals, had to receive a big red envelope to complete the last step?
The bald priest swallowed and was about to bite the bullet and say another blessing. But just as he was about to speak out, something unexpected happened. The bride took the initiative to pick up the groom's hand, put the ring on it, and then took it from the groom.
She put the ring on her hand by herself, and the flower girl behind her actually yawned and gave him a universal greeting gesture, the middle finger.
Jun Buyu is pregnant with a child, and her calves are getting cramped if she continues to stand. Now she regrets her sudden idea of having a Western-style wedding. She might as well set up a few tables of big fish and meat and finish the wedding ceremony with flowers and candles instead of doing these foreign things.
Things that are foreign but not foreign, the only one who suffers is yourself.
Wang Tiangang put his arms around his beloved wife's waist, and the two of them walked to the benches below and sat down together. The bald priest opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but the flower girl turned his head and glared at him fiercely, and took off the corner of his suit.
Opening it, a shiny silver pistol was revealed. The priest, like a frightened quail, quickly shrank his neck and turned around.
This gun belonged to Huang Pu Lanshun. It was handed over to him directly on the way here. It was put on his waist and it came in handy, making Father Luosuo tremble with fear.
Wang Tiangang was not a stupid person. He helped his wife sit firmly and nuzzled at Xu Qing, indicating that he had something to say. Xu Qing smiled and tapped the back row with his index finger. The master and apprentice smiled knowingly.
They got up and walked to the back row in a tacit understanding.
The master and apprentice sat down in a secluded corner in the back row. Wang Tiangang patted his apprentice on the shoulder and asked in a low voice: "Qingzi, have you noticed that this place is weird?"
Xu Qing wrinkled his nose, and casually stretched out his finger to flick upward to the left. Wang Tiangang looked in the direction of the flick and saw a small hole in the wall on one side. He couldn't have noticed it if he didn't look carefully.
There was a pair of eyes twinkling inside, a peeping one. It seemed that the people in this church really had ulterior motives.
"Master, I saw on the computer in the hotel that the vampires will attack the Holy See today. It seems to me that these foreign devils who are making crosses clearly want to use us as gunmen. When the time comes, let us fight to the death with the vampires. They will finish it.
Come and get some bargains." Xu Qing lowered his voice and briefly explained what he saw on the hotel computer in a voice that only the two of them could hear. There was no need to explain the rest too clearly.
Wang Tiangang frowned and cursed in a low voice: "Mother, I know that these foreign devils are not well-intentioned. I will go over and take your wife away. It has nothing to do with us if they are beaten to death."
Xu Qing's eyes flashed and he nodded: "It's best this way. No matter what conditions these guys offer, they will be ignored. In short, I believe in one sentence. There are no free advantages in this world, only endless lessons."
Wang Tiangang stretched out his hand and slapped him on the back of the head, laughing and scolding: "Good boy, your wings have become hard. Now you have learned how to behave as a teacher. Let me tell you, I eat more salt than you eat rice. Are you wondering?
How about a snipe and a clam fighting over each other to make a profit?"
A disciple is better than a teacher. From the look in this boy's eyes, Wang Tiangang could vaguely guess that he was going to do something like watching the excitement and picking up some bargains. If he hadn't taken into account the safety of his wife, he would have wanted to stay and help with the last share. Unfortunately, it was too late now.
I've stumbled too much, and I can never go back to the days when I was happy in the world.
Seeing that his master had seen through part of his thoughts, Xu Qing felt inexplicably happy. He winked playfully and said: "It's rare to encounter such a big bustle, so naturally you have to stay and join in. If you find that something is wrong, you will retreat immediately!
"
He said this, but in fact there was another reason why he chose to stay. He was afraid that Dracula Cage would lose his mind, and instead of getting revenge, he would get himself involved. To this loyal vampire servant, he
There is really too much reluctance in my heart.
Wang Tiangang's expression changed in vain, a serious expression appeared on his face, and he said solemnly: "You kid, remember, you can fish in troubled waters, but you must not get involved in any party, do you understand?"
Xu Qing nodded his head very bachelorly and said: "Don't worry, I have a sense of propriety. No matter who they beat, I just want to put valuable and useful things in my pockets as much as possible."
When Wang Tiangang heard this, a smile appeared on his face again. Without saying anything else, he put his hand on his apprentice's shoulder and squeezed it hard, then stood up and walked towards the Jun family.
Xu Qing leisurely lit a cigarette and smoked it, squinting at Wang Tiangang whispering something to Mr. Jun Mogui. The old man would glance over here from time to time, intentionally or unintentionally. It seemed that someone had already
In order to please my father-in-law, I sold him!
Wang Tiangang and his father-in-law chewed on their ears for two minutes before they backed away with a smile. Mr. Jun immediately gestured to the Jun family members around him. Everyone stood up in unison and walked to the exit of the church together. Only the host
The bald priest at the wedding was so anxious that he scratched his head and looked like a bald monkey who was at a loss what to do!