Some people say that college life is the most unscrupulous. It is the season of shaking all the year round. Everyone is an adult. There is no longer the pressure of studying hard in the past and trying to jump to the top. All exams are bullshit. As long as you don't fail the exam, everything will be fine.
College students are also vying to be the best. Men want to be with women, and women occasionally want to be the best. What is the song called? Do it coolly.
When Xu Qing was sitting in the classroom, he always felt that the classmates around him looked at him strangely. Only his old classmate Shen Mo looked at him from time to time and grinned happily. Maybe it was because absenteeism had become a habit, and the teachers were also desperate for him and glanced at him.
I always shook my head.
After finally finishing the first class, Xu Qing couldn't help but grabbed Shen Mo's shoulder, forced his old classmate who was about to stand up back to his seat, frowned and asked: "You kid, please explain things clearly, it took a long time for me to come here."
Is the lesson so funny?"
Shen Mo twisted his shoulders twice with an anxious look, but half of his body seemed to be pressed by a big stone, but he couldn't break free. He could only beg with a grimace: "Boss, can you please show me your kindness? I'm still holding it in."
It’s watery. Let me pay the water bill first and then come back!”
Xu Qing grinned and raised his palm. He rushed out at a sprint speed of 100 meters, hunched over and ran out of the classroom quickly. It looked like he really couldn't hold it in any longer.
Xu Qing, who was feeling depressed, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and was about to hold one in his mouth as usual. Suddenly he thought of something and reached out to take the cigarette from his mouth and put it back into the cigarette box. This is smoking in the classroom.
It's not good after all.
At this moment, Shen Mo ran in from the outside shaking the water droplets in his hand, and sat down next to Xu Qing with a smile. He glanced around mysteriously and lowered his voice and said: "Boss, you are now a famous person in Jiang University.
Well, someone publicly made a big bet on you, you are shocked, you are one of the four kings of Jiang University."
Xu Qing was a little confused by this guy's mindless words. He stayed in the Snow Mountain for more than half a month, and drove around for several days. What kind of king did he become just after he came to class? He was also used as a bet.
?What the hell is this for?
Shen Mo smiled and said: "The four kings of Jiang University, the love song king Han Chao in the senior year, the basketball king Bu Shuangjiang in the junior year, the taekwonding king Feng Ning in the sophomore year, and the king of skipping classes in the freshman year, boss, you, now on the school network
We are holding a prize-winning guessing activity, guessing that you will skip class within a few days of coming to class. From one day to a week, someone will be the banker. If you win, you can get forty times the grand prize. It is very popular now."
"Boring!" Xu Qing was in a bad mood when he heard that someone used the number of days he had missed school to set up a bet. He hated this kind of practice of basing happiness on other people's pain. A school network does these tricks, and when he goes back, he will
Someone called E Degree Legend hacked it to prevent this website from continuing to cheat.
Shen Mo smiled and said: "At first, no one paid attention to this boring gambling game. Later, as more people placed bets, it became lively. Sometimes they are so bored that they ask you when you will come back to class..."
Xu Qing had never heard of such a school network before, and felt very unhappy when he was suddenly teased. He then thought about it, pulled Shen Mo over and asked in a low voice: "That school network bets and loses money."
Is it refreshing?"
Shen Mo smiled and said: "It seems quite refreshing. I heard that the guy who runs the school website is a buddy with a background and a wealthy owner. What, you want to place a bet too?"
Xu Qing smiled lightly and said: "I don't want to place a bet, but he won't be able to maintain the school network for a few days. By the way, who gave me the nickname of this truant king?"
Shen Mo bared his teeth and said: "Boss, if I tell you the truth, don't be angry. Some people say that skipping class is like masturbating with a pipe. I know that masturbating frequently will hurt the body, but I still can't refuse the feeling of pleasure at that moment. Looking at the whole Jiangda, I can't masturbate for a long time. I’m sorry to say that I’m the boss of the first-year manpower class, Xu. A guy like you who can masturbate for more than 300 days a year without hurting your body is a king. That’s why I call you the king of skipping classes.”
Xu Qing glanced at Shen Mo and said in a deep voice: "I'm asking you who came up with the nickname. I didn't ask you anything else. Just tell me." He noticed that this guy's eyes were a little dodged and he had guessed something in his heart, but he still had to wait for someone. People admit it with their own mouths.
Shen Mo lowered his head and said in a voice that was quieter than a mosquito's hum: "Boss, the person who gave you the nickname is actually far away and right in front of you. I just said it casually at the time. Who knows how angry it will be? You all know the nickname Hou La."
Xu Qing stretched out his hand and patted Shen Mo on the forehead, feigning anger and said: "Shen, I have never treated you badly and regard you as a good brother. I didn't expect that you would do such a good thing as stabbing you in the back. This time Brother is blind..."
Shen Mo regrets very much now. He regrets that he shouldn't have given Xu Qing a nickname at once. Now he shot himself in the foot. Listening to the boss's tone, he felt not only regret but also guilt, and he was almost entangled with internal injuries.
Xu Qing grumbled while slapping Shen Mo on the top of his head with the palm of his hand. The force was not heavy. The point is here. If he doesn't hit him this time to remember, there will be another time if he can't keep it safe in the future.
Now Shen Mo can only take a good beating and apologize sincerely. He really regrets it. In fact, his starting point was very pure at the beginning. He just wanted to brag about the boss's excellence, but he never expected that this bragging would actually become popular. He was stunned. There has always been a king of skipping classes, and now it seems a little late to regret it.
Xu Qing made a big fuss, the class bell rang, and the matter came to an end for the time being. The class bell rang, and the students sat scattered. This section is an English class. For those students who have not passed the grade, this is It was a very important course, but it didn't matter to Xu Qing, who had already passed Level 4. He found a corner seat and sat down, resting his face on his palms to spend some time.
Knock--
The sound of high heels hitting the cement floor came from far and near, with a strong rhythm, as if walking to the beat of a drum. The classroom immediately became quiet. I received the news that a new English teacher would be here today, a sensitive one. The boys have begun to capture useful information from the sound of leather shoes hitting the floor.
Shen Mo, who deliberately sat next to Xu Qing, was very knowledgeable about women's footsteps. He put on an expert look and said seriously: "The new teacher must be very tall, at least 1.7 meters tall." Before he finished speaking, As if to confirm the correctness of his guess, a female teacher walked in from the door holding a textbook.
Almost everyone saw the appearance of this female teacher clearly within two seconds. She was very beautiful. All the boys in the classroom naturally started to compare her with Coach Chang. As a result, the male students unanimously agreed that this newcomer The English teacher is superior both in appearance and temperament.
Only Xu Qing, who was sitting in the corner, looked very strange. How could it be her? Isn't this deliberately trying to make her feel uncomfortable? The new English teacher shook her long wavy hair and glanced at the corner of the wall inadvertently with a pair of phoenix eyes.
The student Xiao Xu who was sitting had a seductive curve on his lips.