The women in Longmen are obviously the kind of masters who are invincible with cannons and use guns to get away with chickens. Bullets are flying all over the sky but they can't bite Hu Ergou's flesh. If this guy hadn't been carrying a woman on his shoulders, he would have been able to throw away the women behind him.
Street, but not now. He is not an ancient warrior. No matter how strong his physique is, he cannot hold on for too long. Hearing the shouts in his ears getting closer, he still stubbornly grits his teeth and moves forward. If he lets go, he will look down on himself for the rest of his life.
Hu Ergou felt that his eyes were dark, and his usually relaxed calves seemed to be filled with lead sand. His shoulders, which were hot and heavy, felt cool and wet. He knew they were Sister Xin's tears. He grinned, and his mouth was full of fish.
The fishy smell, just now this woman complained that he was a mad dog, but now she is still crying for him, it is worth dying like this.
"Are bullets going to kill us, or are bows and arrows going to eat our flesh? Bullets? Bows and arrows..." Hu Ergou's legs and feet were already bouncing with cotton, and he was still thinking about irrelevant things in his heart. He knew he would not survive, so he expected
That hurt, you damn girl, it would be so fucking heroic to die in front of the woman you like, but that pain seemed to come a little too late.
"You are paralyzed, give me to Lao En, these women really regard me as a living target..." A deep shout shook Ergou's earwax loose. He only felt a light on his shoulder, and the woman had been fished out.
After leaving, he saw a silly smiling face, and when he turned back he saw a scene that made him dumbfounded. Is this fucking human?
Boom boom – whoosh – bullets and arrows were shot at Xu Qing indiscriminately, and they were all blocked by the unparalleled protective force. He was an unlucky target, and he was shot by a large group of women.
He really wanted to reflect the target, but unfortunately there were too few beautiful ones on the opposite side, and aunts accounted for a considerable proportion.
Huergou's eyes were so moved that he forgot to move his feet for a moment. Fortunately, the big black man opposite him yelled: "Baby, don't run fast. If you are slower, you can carry the woman by yourself!" The roar had a magical effect.
The guy flew forward as if he had been hit by an arrow in his butt, and ran out of the basin in a flash of energy.
Xu Qing now became a shield to block the bullets for Lao En. Fortunately, this man ran fast and kept the crazy women behind him farther and farther away.
Hu Ergou looked at the two people behind him and was moved to tears. He never thought that the soldiers would be so generous. This is a true man. He secretly made a wish in his heart that when he went out, he would treat them to a drink.
No, at least you need to drink a few jars.
At this moment, Xu Qing and En Deli, who was carrying a man, also ran into the basin. Bolin quickly reached out to his waist and swung his arms to throw two instant tear gas shells at the chasing women.
Peng! The tear gas bomb exploded and sent up a cloud of smoke, which expanded and spread out at an alarming speed. The women who were at the front were sprayed all over their faces. Tears and snot flew from their noses immediately. The choking tear gas gas
They coughed violently and their forward speed immediately slowed down.
There is a strange thing. Male warriors rarely find female warriors as wives. Just like the women in Longmen, there is no ancient warrior. In fact, the reason is very simple. No successful man will like the same strong one.
Women, ancient warriors can be regarded as men who are successful in certain aspects. They would rather find an ordinary woman who is in love with her as their wife than a warrior wife with blood on her hands. That's the reason.
Tear gas quickly lost its effect in the open air, but Hu Ergou also led Xu Qing and others into the ghost forest with cigarettes in their mouths. There were a few persistent women who chased them, and they rushed into the forest and choked a few times.
He fell softly to the ground due to the miasma in his mouth, and then stood by the forest with tears in his eyes, waiting for the man.
The ancient warriors from Longmen came very quickly, but after all they were a few steps late. After they asked for the reason, they were blown out of the forest like a whirlwind. They couldn't even find a single figure, so they could only stare and turn back.
To say that there was still some harvest, a Jinlongwei with a good eye found the rope ladder that was too late to clean up, and rushed into the cave with several dragon masters. They harvested most of the boxes of Durex and many rolls of unused roller paper, and moved them down for display.
There's a big pile on the ground.
The belated people in Longmen could easily guess the whole story. As a result, Long Fengyang was so embarrassed that he almost bit his tongue. His beautiful wife was stolen from him, which led to this farce. In the end, he even went with his lover.
A successful elopement is like a loud slap on the husband's face. Not only that, it also severely scratches the face of everyone in Longmen.
The June debt had to be repaid quickly. Long Fengyang, who had betrayed the Chinese martial spirit, soon felt the taste of betrayal, the feeling of being betrayed by his beloved woman. The boundless pain turned into overwhelming anger, but now he had nothing to do.
I wish I could dig a hole in the ground and crawl in.
Click, click, click - Long Fengyang made a series of clicking sounds in his mouth, and his gums were shocked to bleed. He did not spit out the blood in his mouth, but chose to swallow it down bite by bite, knocking out his front teeth and swallowing blood, cuckolding himself.
Treating him like an underripe melon is a very disgraceful thing for a man. As a husband, he has failed miserably.
An old man in a white robe next to him took two steps forward, stretched out his palm and patted Long Fengyang's shoulder twice, comforting him in a low voice: "Feng Yang, since it has happened, don't worry too much about it. Let's put it down for now."
The love between children is long, and there are more important things waiting for you to do." The important thing he was referring to was the exchange of Meng Poyi, and now everyone who knew about it regarded this matter as a top priority.
Long Fengyang gritted his teeth. He wanted to chase after the eloping couple and throw them into ashes. But as the old man in white robe said, the most important thing now is to prepare for the exchange of Meng Poyi. Once the transaction is successful, Longmen's strength will definitely be obtained.
The earth-shaking improvement may be the opportunity for Longmen to truly rise. When the time comes, he will definitely let the betrayed woman taste the cruelest punishment.
The white-robed old man saw that Long Fengyang's expression softened slightly and he was relieved. As one of the three purple dragon guards in Longmen, he knew the importance of this exchange. According to the news sent back by Long Fengyang, that
A machine called Meng Po Yi can turn any powerful ancient warrior into an absolutely obedient slave. This in itself is an extremely exciting thing. Long Fengyang must not make any mistakes before the exchange is successful.
Long Fengyang gritted his teeth and said in a low voice: "I'm fine now. Now I'm going to ask the sect master for a Dragon Guard Order to capture that couple." After saying that, he turned around and saw a man at his feet.
He jumped up with a bow, and his whole body shot towards the oldest and most solemn palace-like building in the distance like a cannonball.
Longmen, today is destined to be a day of shame, but no one thought that someone from the Chinese martial arts would be there to help. Several women wanted to speak up, but were stared back by the men next to them.