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Chapter 154 I whistle she wants to pee

Text] Chapter 154: I whistle and she wants to pee

? He Shang's eyes lit up and he said: "Chinese Martial Spirit? This name seems pretty cool. In addition to being free, can you smoke online?"

Xu Qing nodded, turned around and waved to Ren Bing: "Hey, it's up to you to deal with the details. I'll go outside to order first. "

Ren Bing smiled slightly and said: "Okay, order a few more dishes, open two bottles of Feitian Moutai and a bottle of Lafite from 1982." Xu Qing nodded and walked out, taking En Deli away by the way. This buddy is more

Yes, maybe I can provide some help to He Shang in the future.

After exiting the private room, he noticed a sign saying "Do Not Disturb" hanging on the door. No wonder no waiter came in just now to order food or something. Xu Qing waved to a waiter not far away, but unexpectedly the other waiter ran over in a flash.

"Master Xu, what are your orders?"

Xu Qing asked in surprise: "Do you know me?" The waiter bowed politely and nodded: "Master Xu is a distinguished guest in heaven and earth, of course I know him."

Xu Qing whispered: "Bring the menu here, I want to order outside."

The waiter quickly brought a menu. Xu Qing asked En Deli to order several of his favorite dishes, and then asked loudly: "Is there any dog ​​meat hot pot here?"

The waiter smiled and said: "We don't have it here, but if you want to eat it, I can ask Yipin Shabu Shabu to send you one." Xu Qing took out a small stack of banknotes from his pocket and said, "Help me get a large dog meat hot pot as soon as possible. How much will it cost?"

The money you get out is considered a tip.”

This pile of money is at least a thousand yuan, which is more even if you order ten dog meat hot pots. The first-class shabu-shabu is different from the consumption in heaven and earth. The most expensive hot pot is only about 80 yuan.

The two of them quickly ordered their dishes, and the waiter immediately turned around to prepare the dishes. Xu Qing gave En Deli a cigarette, and the two stood at the door of the box chatting.

"En Deli, what do the members of the Chinese Martial Spirit do when they don't have tasks?" Xu Qing suddenly cared about the Chinese Martial Spirit. En Deli was not surprised. In his mind, Xu Qing had already regarded Xu Qing as a member of the Chinese Martial Spirit.

As a member, he will naturally answer all questions.

"Usually, people like me who have nowhere to go usually stay at the Wuhun base. Others have some special identities. They may be students, or they may be ordinary-looking sanitation workers, gardeners, self-employed... In short, they are all doing...

Whatever they like, once there is a mission, the team members will be notified as soon as possible, and the leader will select the best person to perform the mission..."

Xu Qing finally showed a smile on his tense cheeks and said: "There are no restrictions on smoking online, right?"

Endeli grinned and said: "Each team member has a good house in the base, with all supporting facilities, and they are all free. There are no restrictions except that people cannot be brought into the base, and three meals a day are provided.

There is a special canteen, but there is no quota for tobacco and alcohol, and there is a special sales place in the base."

Xu Qing felt that the treatment of Huaxia Wuhun was relatively superior. After thinking about it, he was relieved. For an elite team that could lose their lives at any time, it is not surprising that the treatment is superior. Perhaps this group of people can truly feel ordinary.

It’s so valuable!

"How much is your monthly salary? What do you use it for?" Xu Qing became interested in the life of the Chinese Wuhun and had a tendency to break the pot and ask questions.

Endeli smiled brightly and said: "Our salary is not high, we still get tens of thousands of dollars a month, and there is a certain amount of bonus for completing the mission. Last time I successfully captured the poisonous dragon, I got 250,000, but I can't spend money."

Every year, I donate a sum of money to the children of Project Hope, and I have already donated the bonus."

Xu Qing took out a cash check worth 500,000 yuan from his wallet and handed it to Endeli: "Find an opportunity to give this little money to He Shang. My brother, please help me more in the future. If it is convenient for him to go on a mission, please give it in advance."

Let me know."

Endeli took the check and put it into his pocket, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, he will be my brother from now on. You don't need to tell me if he can help."

Xu Qing patted En Deli on the shoulder and whispered: "Thank you, maybe I will consider joining the Chinese Martial Arts when I get stronger."

En Deli was puzzled and asked: "Are you not strong enough?" In his eyes, Xu Qing was already very strong, which was evident from the fact that he was able to defeat Poison Dragon, who was also a Xuan Realm warrior, without any injuries.

En Deli was deeply impressed by the fact that just one look could silence Huang Pulan, who was known as the notorious philanderer. This almost monster-like existence actually said that he was not strong enough? Is this guy pretending to be thirteen?

!

Xu Qing shook his head and said: "It's far from enough. At least we have to break through the realm!"

"What? Earth realm..." En Deli was completely speechless. In his impression, Earth realm ancient warriors would only see two in the annual competition. They were both old men with chicken skin cranes. Ren Bing said that those two were both

An old antique who has lived for more than a hundred years, a top master who makes the ground tremble whenever he stomps his feet. This kid is really no ordinary madman!

Xu Qing knew that this guy didn't believe it, so he didn't say anything more. At this moment, he saw a group of waiters coming over with a tray of dishes, and he winked at En Deli.

Endeli took the first step and hooked his index finger on the box door and knocked, then pushed the door open, and the chatter inside stopped abruptly.

Xu Qing quickly walked to He Shang and sat down, and whispered: "I ordered a dog meat hot pot. I'll fill my belly first."

He Shang pressed the cigarette butt in his hand hard into the ashtray, looked at Xu Qing with a grateful look, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, I'll listen to you."

A smile appeared on Ren Bing's face and he said: "It's rare to have a big meal, so I have to let go of my belly!"

Endeli laughed loudly: "Haha! I didn't even eat breakfast!"

Huang Pulan immediately took the bottle of red wine from the waiter's hand, pulled out the cork with his fingers, and blew on it, as if he was saying that what she drank was not wine, but depression.

Before the dishes were served, a bottle of red wine was blown up by the spicy hand Kuanghua, bang! The sisters put the empty wine bottle on the table, stretched out their red tongues and licked away a drop of residual wine from their lips.

He drank the wine, and shouted without finishing it: "It tastes good. I'll give you five more bottles."

The waiter in charge of opening the wine turned his inquiring gaze to Xu Qing. The guy waved his hand cheerfully and said: "Five bottles are not enough, let's get a dozen." This guy really treated red wine as a drink, and the waiter had a look on his face.

Zhi suddenly remembered the identity of the other party, bowed and said: "Wait a moment, the wine will be here soon."

Twelve bottles of red wine came quickly. Huang Pulan seemed to have a grudge against the wine. He picked up the bottle and blew five trumpets in a row. Just as he was about to reach for the sixth bottle, Xu Qing whistled in a very tasteless manner.

The sound is soft and astringent, and it is actually a urination tune for children.

Oddly enough, when Huang Pulan heard the whistle, he suddenly felt a feeling of bloating in his lower abdomen. He reluctantly put down the bottle of wine and ran to the bathroom with a blushing face.


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