? "Guns are not omnipotent. You two brothers should make your brother's bed obediently!"
Xu Qing uttered a word lightly, slowly withdrew his palm, turned around and walked towards the bamboo building without looking back.
Kamu, who was kneeling on the ground, retracted his stiff hands and stood up slowly. He didn't even know when he regained his mobility. Chinese Kung Fu is really amazing.
Guo Sangkun was the first to recover from the shock. He glared at the stunned twin brothers and said, "Now do you know why he called Saber trash?" After that, he ran into the bamboo building.
Xu Qing sat at the table and ate happily. After exercising, his appetite seemed to have improved a lot. When Guo Sangkun came in, he had already finished a bowl of rice and was about to get up to serve it.
Guo Sangkun grabbed the rice bowl with his hands and said with a smile: "I happen to be serving rice too, so you sit down."
Xu Qing could only turn around and sit down, put a chopstick of unknown vegetables into his mouth, Guo Sangkun quickly brought two bowls of rice, sat aside with a smile, and tried his best to get closer, looking at
Seeing that the distance between the two of them was less than one centimeter, Xu Qing subconsciously moved to the side.
"Qingzi, your kung fu is so amazing. It's even better than Cheng Long! It's even more popular than my sister named Li Lianying!" Guo Sangkun thought about it for a while and let out a fierce shout.
Poof! The rice particles that Xu Qing had just stuffed into his mouth sprayed out, ruining several plates of good food. The guy coughed twice and asked: "Ahem! Isn't Li Lianying the eunuch beside Lafayette? Where did she come from?"
Guo Sangkun said proudly: "Sister Li Lian, that Kung Fu is very good. I also know that he is best at throwing knives. Xiao Li's example of flying knives is true..."
Xu Qing smiled bitterly. He finally understood who Li Lianying's sister was. To return Xiao Li's flying knife, I returned Xiao Zhou Lingqi's pig-killing knife!
Being uneducated is terrible, but it seems that the Burmese people don’t understand our Chinese culture is even more terrible! But this guy doesn’t know how to pretend to understand.
Xu Qing simply immersed himself in destroying the rice in the bowl, thinking that this guy must have something to say if he showed his courtesy for nothing.
Guo Sangkun hesitated for a moment and said in a low voice: "I want to become your teacher, even if I have to empty the toilet and wash my feet with water, is that okay?"
Xu Qing raised his head and said in surprise: "Who did you hear that you have to pour the toilet water into the toilet to wash your feet?"
Guo Sangkun bit his tongue and replied: "Actually, I had the idea of becoming a disciple when I first saw you using Kung Fu. I have been watching a lot of Kung Fu DVDs in the past few days, and one of them contains the etiquette of becoming a disciple.
, I also have to help my wife fill the toilet with foot-washing water, which is very hard..."
Several black lines appeared on Xu Qing's forehead, but he was a little moved by Guo Sangkun's persistence. He whispered: "I can teach you some self-defense skills when I have time, but it may be difficult to train like me."
"Why?" Guo Sangkun said with a hint of determination on his face: "I am willing to endure hardship and will persevere no matter how difficult it is."
Xu Qing asked in a low voice: "Do you have a girlfriend?" Guo Sangkun's eyes flashed with surprise, and he answered honestly: "I have three wives, and I will marry Miao Miaodan at the end of the year."
"What? You have three wives, and you are planning to marry another one..." Xu Qing opened his eyes wide and looked at Guo Sangkun like a monster. This boy is good! He has bigamy twice.
Guo Sangkun said with a smile: "Myanmar is a polygamous system. As long as you can afford to support a wife, you can marry as many as you want. Of course, I want to marry the one I like."
Xu Qing rolled his eyes and said: "Since your wives have gathered together to form a mahjong table, you must only be able to practice some superficial skills of my Kung Fu. Have you watched Boy Kung Fu while watching DVDs these days?"
Guo Sangkun frowned, nodded with difficulty and said: "There is also the Sunflower Book, I can't practice these two kinds of kung fu." After saying that, he glanced at Xu Qing with suspicion.
"Go away! Brother, you are a pure man." Xu Qing glared at this guy angrily, and said seriously: "I can't marry a wife until I have practiced Kung Fu to a certain level, otherwise I will die. Believe it or not, it's up to you.
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Guo Sangkun's expression froze, and there was a deep look of disappointment in his eyes. He bit his lower lip and said, "I believe it! But I am very satisfied to learn some self-defense skills. Thank you."
Xu Qing breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Learning kung fu is also a kind of fate, you understand? There are some things that you can't force, otherwise you will only harm yourself."
Guo Sangkun nodded and said, "I understand, we will always be good friends."
"Well! It's a worthwhile trip to Myanmar to make a friend like you." Xu Qing patted Guo Sangkun on the shoulder, and the two looked at each other and smiled.
That night Xu Qing and Guo Sangkun slept on the second floor. The twin brothers were completely convinced and made a bed on the ground floor. As expected, they kept their promise and took the initiative to make a bed for Xu Qing.
The night in Pagan is not quiet. The chirping of insects is mixed with the roars of wild animals, and occasionally there are the shrill screams of unknown birds. It is not easy to fall asleep.
After tossing and turning for half the night, Xu Qing covered her head with a quilt and managed to fall asleep.
The next morning, as soon as Xu Qing got up, he heard an excited shout from downstairs: "Qingzi, come and see this big python..."
Python? Xu Qing suddenly became energetic. He quickly put on his clothes and pants and ran downstairs. He saw a few Burmese laborers surrounding the open space in front of the bamboo building. Among the crowd, there was a giant python lying there.
The python is at least five meters long. Judging from its size, it should weigh over a hundred and dozens of kilograms. Such a large python is really rare, and it will never grow to such a size if it has not been more than twenty years old.
"This morning, people from the mine beat me with electric batons in the forest opposite. At that time, this guy was still clinging to a wild boar, so it was so badly beaten that he was carried here to prepare a good meal for us.
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Guo Sangkun rubbed his hands in excitement. The meat of the Burmese python is extremely delicious. If you can cook it, even the snake skin is a delicacy. In Myanmar, any wildlife protection laws are useless, especially in the Hpakant area near the Savage Mountain.
For those who swim in the water, as long as the animals are edible, they are delicacies and game on the table.
Compared with ㊣(5) other snakes, Burmese pythons have a relatively gentle temperament and are even easy to be kept as pets. Some people say that keeping Burmese pythons is more humane than cats and dogs. Once a wild python like this is discovered by someone,
There is no escaping the doom, which is equivalent to a stack of banknotes placed in front of them, which makes many Burmese people who are not well-off feel excited.
Xu Qing walked closer and pulled the body of the big python with his hands. He found that it was already dying. Only the snake's tail flickered feebly twice, indicating that it was still alive.
"Qingzi, why don't you kill this big snake yourself? Wild pythons as big as this are rare!" Guo Sangkun handed over a sharp knife at the right time and asked Xu Qing to kill the giant python to get his hands on it.