? Xu Qing put the lion's head stuffed with gecko on the plate, and specially got a small bamboo stick that he didn't know where to stick on the upper of the shoe, and then pressed a few more on it, so that from the surface
There is no sign that anyone has tampered with it at all, and you can taste the filling only by picking it up and taking a bite.
"Master Xu, isn't this bad?" The waiter carried a plate of lion heads and walked away without leaving or leaving. He could only look at Xu Qing helplessly, and his voice sounded like a mosquito singing.
Xu Qing raised the corner of his mouth, took out a few hundred-dollar bills from his pocket and stuffed them into the waiter's pocket: "Those three guys are a little bit wrong with me. Give them a try. Don't worry, I will take care of them if something happens."
The waiter's heart suddenly moved. He could see clearly just now that there were at least five red bills. His heart became excited. Since Mr. Xu said that he had something to do with him, he was afraid of a piece of wool, let alone a gecko. It was just a piece of soft stuff.
He also has to send the gold.
"Master Xu, don't worry, I will definitely deliver this dish." The waiter put aside his anxiety and immediately expressed his determination.
Xu Qing smiled: "Go ahead, the food is almost cold."
The waiter straightened his back and walked quickly to table No. 36 with a three-finger flower tray. Xu Qing walked into the bathroom and quickly washed his hands. He strolled back to his table, poured a cup of tea and drank it.
, watching the three kidnappers stretching their chopsticks towards the lion's head from the corner of his eye.
The short-toned man was the first to put the lion's head into his mouth, bit into it and chewed it, and praised: "No wonder I saved this thing for the finale, it tastes really good."
The one with the warts was the best at being nice. He picked up a red lion's head with his chopsticks and put it into the bowl of the one with thin skin and white meat: "Brother, come on, have a taste of this."
It turns out that the nickname of the thin-skinned and tender meat is Xianggong. Xu Qing on the side heard it, Xianggong? This nickname is very unique. The ancient one is dead, and the modern one is a bit like someone who can't mess up the tiles in mahjong.
Brother Xianggong happily picked up the lion's head, bit off half of it in one bite, chewed it together and said, "Smooth but not greasy, full of elasticity, it's worth waiting a little longer."
Chang Haozi was very proud. He ordered this dish. He was the last one to move his chopsticks. When the chopsticks went down, Xu Qing on the side laughed because he happened to catch the one with the toppings. The most amazing thing was the gecko inside.
He was not completely dead, and now he is alive again. The vitality of reptiles is really strong!
Guchi!
The wart-haired man bit down, and there was a weird sound in the lion's head, and then a trace of blood spurted out from the gap between his lips. The short-haired man could see it clearly, and he said doubtfully: "You kid, you didn't bite your tongue."
Bar?"
It’s not surprising that sometimes you accidentally bite your tongue when you encounter a dish that’s too delicious, but it’s rare to bite someone to the point of bleeding, so it’s probably a serious bite.
The man frowned and chewed twice. The smell of blood filled his mouth. He realized something was wrong and opened his mouth and spat the lion's head on the table. Only then did he realize that there was a gecko inside, its body chewed to pieces, and its tail.
It's actually still bouncing slightly.
"Damn, what a lousy place, a four-legged snake crawled into the meatballs, I have to hit his mother..." The furious man picked up the whole plate of lion heads and slapped it on the table. The husband-in-law originally wanted to
The stop was a beat late.
This commotion immediately attracted the attention of all the diners. Even the waiters walking in the hall looked at table 36 inexplicably. There was only one waiter in particular. His eyes involuntarily turned to Xu Qing, because he
I found out that the initiator of this incident was Mr. Xu who liked to make pranks.
Xu Qing held the teacup in her hand and squinted at the wartsman who was going crazy. It was impossible for the three of them to keep a low profile when he was making such a fuss.
"Ah Xiong, didn't you see that this gecko is still alive?" Brother Xianggong reminded in a deep voice. A live gecko got into Te Tengteng's lion's head. This is a problem in itself. Only this stupid warts man can do that.
Can't hold my breath.
It was too late to remind them now. Two men in black suits who looked like hotel managers were striding over. Their short haircuts subconsciously touched their hands to their waists. Once they found that something was wrong, the most reliable thing was to wear something on their waist.
The old man glanced at the bloody dead gecko on the table, and his mind suddenly cleared. But now it was too late to swallow his anger, and the two men in suits walked to the table.
"Excuse me, sir, are you dissatisfied with the food in our hotel?" A middle-aged man in a black suit stepped forward with a cheerful face, pretending to be asking for advice humbly.
The man pointed at the dead gecko on the table and said, "Look what this is? There is a four-legged snake inside the braised lion's head. Is this edible?"
The middle-aged man glanced at the things on the table, his expression changed slightly, and he whispered: "The lion's head (4) needs to go through at least three processes of steaming, deep-frying, and stuffing. Even the meat is minced. According to common sense, it is a job."
It shouldn’t be possible for a gecko to get in, right? Even if it can get in, it’s still familiar.”
The implication is that he does not admit that the gecko got into the lion's head. Anyone with a little common sense knows that geckos are cold-blooded animals and will never run into hot places, let alone braised meat that has just been cooked at high temperatures.
The head of a lion is really contrary to common sense.
When the man heard this, he immediately became angry. He wanted to get a plate of food and slam it directly into this guy's face. He sneered and said, "You mean I stuffed the four-legged snake into the lion's head myself?"
The middle-aged man smiled noncommittally and said, "You said it yourself. It is absolutely impossible for a gecko to crawl into a lion's head, unless someone deliberately stuffs it in."
After saying this, most of the diners in the exit hall showed expressions like this. These three guys were not outstanding in appearance and were wearing light gray work clothes. You could tell at a glance that they were cheap goods. People like this would come to eat in heaven and on earth.
It's a little bit mysterious, you have to know that the consumption here is not low.
The vast majority of the diners, including the two staff members in black suits, now regarded the three kidnappers as freeloaders who refused to pay. They also found an unreasonable and stupid excuse, why didn't they say there was a snake crawling out of the lion's head?
Where's the centipede? Then he rolls his eyes and faints or something!
The husband-in-law didn't want to make the matter a big deal, so he took out a small stack of U.S. dollars from his pocket, took out five and placed them on the table.
"Is this enough to pay for the meal? Today's affairs come to an end regardless of whether they are right or wrong." After speaking, Mr. Xianggong glanced at the two people next to him and said, "What are you still waiting for? Let's go after you're full."
The other two reached out and grabbed the bag by the window and were about to leave. Unexpectedly, the middle-aged man in a black suit stopped in front of them with a serious face: "Five hundred dollars is probably not enough to pay for the meal, let alone the broken ones."