? Speaking in English is something that often happens in class, but for Xu Qing, who has never taken a few serious classes, it feels like a dog biting a tortoise. What he doesn’t know is that the seemingly weak Teacher Wu has a very strong personality.
With the nickname Lafeng, the Empress of the Tang Dynasty could not refuse anyone she appointed to tell the questions.
"Brother, the Queen has appointed you. The consequences will be serious. Just stand up and make a fool of yourself." Shen Mo turned around and winked at Xu Qing. Perhaps he was the only one in the entire human resources class who really cared about this old classmate.
Xu Qing frowned and stood up. He recounted the whole process from waking up to being late this morning in standard English. He spoke very fast and his pronunciation was standard. Even his facial expressions would change accordingly with the words. When he said
At the moment when he was late, he shrugged his shoulders and made a gesture of helplessness. He looked like a yellow-skinned British man who had been influenced by foreign cultures since childhood.
The classmates in the class didn't think Xu Qing spoke English very well, because he spoke so fast that he sounded like he was fooling people. Only one person who could really listen to what he said was Tang Chao.
Queen, Wu Hongxia.
Such standard spoken English, even Wu Hongxia, a top student who graduated from Oxbridge University, can't find any flaws. It seems that he is a pure British. In four sentences, I forgot the time when I slept, the meat buns are so delicious; I finished eating.
I'm half a day late for school!
After Xu Qing finished speaking, he sat down and Wu Hongxia nodded approvingly and said, "Classmate Xu Qing's pronunciation is very standard and it's a wonderful narration."
Xu Qing didn't feel anything when he was praised by the Empress of the Tang Dynasty. On the contrary, he felt a little strange. The English teacher's stern appearance seemed awkward.
The bell rang after class. Xu Qing took out his cell phone and dialed Lu Yinxue's number. Unexpectedly, the phone rang twice and the phone on the other end was turned off. He had left her alone for more than ten days without even a call. How about asking that woman?
Don't have a little temper? Being angry proves that there is still hope. Not being angry is called despair.
Xu Qing secretly screamed, and took advantage of the recess time to run towards the teaching building where Lu Yinxue was. Because he ran too fast, he almost bumped into someone at the corner of the corridor. He was an acquaintance, but he didn't take a glance at that face.
come out.
"Hao Wei? How did you become such a virtuous boy?" Although the break time is precious, Xu Qing did not dare to stop, but Hao Wei's face was swollen as if he had put half a kilogram of baking powder in it.
He has an old face, and his thin skin is shiny. I really wonder if he was hit by the front wheel of a road roller.
Hao Wei originally had a fat face, but now he has become a pig-headed man with frothy hair, and his eyes are squeezed into a slit. It is difficult to even look at people. He tilted his head and looked hard for a long time, and finally recognized Xu Qing and trembled.
"Xu Shao" was heard, and tears fell down like broken beads.
"What's going on? Speak slowly." Xu Qing frowned slightly. He had done a lot of slaps to people. It was obvious that Hao Wei's face was not slapped, and there were no bruises. It was just swollen. As for Hao Wei's face,
We won't know the reason until he says it.
Hao Wei wiped away his tears, his two orange-flap-like lips trembled, and said with sobs: "Master Xu, look at my face, it was all tricked by the Mongolian girl. I have been looking for you a lot."
There is no shadow in the sky, alas..."
The incident happened a week ago. Hao Wei and his girlfriend Shi Ying went to eat at a newly opened restaurant called "Wuma Renjia" outside the north gate of Jiangda University. This restaurant is said to be opened by Mongolians and the hand-caught mutton is very authentic.
, coupled with some various snacks with rich prairie flavor, business has been quite booming since its opening.
Hao Wei was considered to have a small fortune among the students. It was normal for him to eat hundreds of dollars in restaurants every day. Unexpectedly, the two of them went to the 'Wrangler's House' to have this meal, but they caused a disaster.
The whole thing happened because of Shi Ying's wicked mouth. The two of them ordered a hand-caught mutton, a grilled camel paw, a few special snacks such as milk skin, and drank some romantic wine.
She was happy, but unexpectedly, Shi Ying got high and she didn't know where she was on the wrong bridge and started talking about the Mongols. She said that the Mongols during the Genghis Khan period were like viruses and only knew how to destroy civilization but not build it. She also repeatedly emphasized that Genghis Khan
She is stupid. Hao Wei told her to restrain herself but refused to listen.
Shi Ying had no idea about the truth of misfortune coming from her mouth, and she was just showing off the little ink in her belly. Just when she was trying to eliminate Genghis Khan, a Mongolian girl of seventeen or eighteen years old suddenly rushed in from outside the door and waved her hands twice.
His mouth slapped Shi Ying all over her face.
Seeing his heartache, Hao Wei stepped forward to argue with the girl. Unexpectedly, an insect that looked like a wasp flew in out of the window for no apparent reason and pricked him in the face with the short sting behind its body. As a result, he came back like this, like a bear.
For several days, the poor fat translator sought medical treatment everywhere, but the hospital was still unable to determine the cause of the disease. They did all the examinations and took all the photos, but they could not determine what kind of poisonous bee it was.
Poor Hao Wei had no choice but to think of Xu Qing. However, there was no one at home and because of his mobile phone, this guy seemed to have disappeared from the world. The fat translator could only look at his deformed face. He instinctively thought that this
The restaurant and the girl should bear some responsibility, but the other party did not make any reply.
I was stung by a wasp while eating. It was useless to call the police for this reason. I went to several hospitals, big and small, but they couldn't determine the cause of Hao Wei's illness. It was either poisoning or injury, or it was just swelling that wouldn't go away. When I went to bed at night
My face will feel numb and burning, and I will wake up from the pain several times in my sleep!
The most damning thing is that Shi Ying, that bitchy bitch, actually broke up with her over this matter, and even asked for some youth wear and tear money, which meant repairing the damage to her film. If she gave Hao Wei two years of youth, she would have to pay for it.
Dayang Hua Chai, he really lives up to what he said, once a person is shameless, he can do anything.
After listening to Hao Wei's miserable experience, Xu Qing lamented that this guy was not good at picking up girls, but he also thought to himself that this matter was probably related to the Mongolian girl, and the initiator was Shi.
Ying, that mean-mouthed mother-in-law, had no problem burying the hair of her ancestors, and made the poor fat translator suffer a lot of torture for no reason...
"Master Xu, I know you must have a way to help me. I'm in this state and I'm really worried about death!" Hao Wei was like a drowning brother grabbing a life-saving straw, pulling Xu Qing's sleeves.
Keep begging.
Xu Qing scanned Hao Wei's large, non-human face with his clairvoyant eyes, and his heart skipped a beat. A strange face covered with green spots appeared in his pupils, which was completely different from what he saw on the surface.