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Chapter 1012 Exotic urine death

Rome and the capital are both located in the northern hemisphere, and the climate is not that far apart. It only takes about 12 hours to get there by plane at the fastest. This is the supreme Catholic center in the world. It is also known as the "City of Ten Thousand Cities". It is a sacred and sacred place.

It is solemn, as long as anyone who comes here knows it and can feel it.

When Xu Qing got off the plane, it was already seven o'clock in the morning the next day. Flying with Huang Pulan has the advantage of training people's psychological quality. This woman is a boring gourd. What she said in more than ten hours is less than ten sentences.

It’s still a short sentence of no more than 20 words. Fortunately, I can sleep well.

The consignment will be sent directly to the wedding venue, St. Peter's Basilica, which is actually two jars of aged wine sent by Long Fengyang. This is good, and the two of them can save a lot of trouble.

The ability of the Chinese Wuhun has been verified. When the two of them left the airport, a special car was waiting to pick them up early. The car was a **ART small car, and the driver was a big, dark and thick Chinese man named Luo Xiao. I heard he was from the National Security Bureau.

people.

The two got in the car, and all they saw along the way were motorcycles and scooters. Occasionally, there were a few small cars that looked like Cherys speeding past on the quaint streets. The drivers were all tall Roman men, maybe...

Every country has its own characteristics. Rome is a pragmatic city, and small cars and motorcycles are the most practical.

Luo Xiao is a very cheerful man. He has been telling them about the characteristics of this city since they got in the car. However, both of them seemed to be a little uninterested and had no intention of listening to the characteristics.

"I know you are here to attend a wedding. It will take several hours to drive there from here. How about we find a hotel to settle down first." Luo Xiao did not say clearly that he knew the wedding was tomorrow, so he came to find a hotel to rest today.

Best once.

Xu Qing smiled and nodded: "Okay, let's find a hotel that is closest to the wedding venue and stay there. I just want to go out for a few walks today."

Luo Xiao responded and continued driving. Although the car looked like a turtle, it ran really well on the road. Through the window, he could see many fountain statues on both sides of the road retreating quickly. Xu Qing lay beside the car window and looked at the scenery outside.

, a very ancient city, where you can see monuments almost everywhere, large and small churches with domed spires, lifelike statues everywhere, and various angel shapes with wings everywhere.

"Ahead is the famous ruins of the Colosseum. Do you want to stop by and take a look?" Luo Xiao pointed to the left front and said a very cool name, Colosseum. I am looking for an ancient building with signs in Rome.

Things are so simple. You can easily encounter several of them while walking around the streets. This is why it is said that "all roads lead to Rome". I mean, no matter how you walk in Rome, you will encounter monuments.

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Xu Qing became interested in the bloody term Colosseum. He pointed out his hand and said, "Let's go to the Colosseum. I want to see what it's like."

Luo Xiao smiled and said: "Okay, since it's still early now, I'll take you to the Colosseum. That place is not bad. I heard from people that you can always feel the cool breeze when you walk in."

Xu Qing said with a smile: "You are telling me that your relationship with a ghost is not over yet. After hearing what you said, I really can't wait to go in and experience it."

The car stopped next to the entrance. The first thing Xu Qing did after getting out of the car was to find a place that he thought was hidden and start solving the problem of water bills. He found a statue of the God of Death with a sickle, and poured hot water towards the statue.

Yes, he also has a habit of peeing in a place away from people. He has to hold 'Xiao Xiao Xu' and sweep it from side to side a few times. In the past, he could drive away a large number of flies using this trick in the countryside.

After a few sweeps and trembling, Xu Qing put away the dejected 'Little Xu' with satisfaction and was about to turn around and leave. Suddenly a weak voice came to his ears: "Sir, after you pee, you can give me a few euros!"

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Xu Qing was startled. He almost didn't draw his sword and swept over. When he turned around, he saw the 'statue of Death' holding a long scythe and stomping his feet. He had no choice but to be pissed on by someone. Today's performance art is

If the performance is not done, if I can get a few euros to go back and change my clothes, it will be worth it.

Performance art, sometimes to put it bluntly, is a way to ask for money. It can make people feel surprised and naturally willing to give a few happy coins. There are many statues on the streets of Rome, and there are also many 'performance artists' who pretend to be statues, but they are peed on.

There were very few people who took a dip. The only reason was that this guy was taking a nap while leaning on his penis, and he suddenly realized that he had been peed all over. He thought that he was already wet, so he asked for two dollars to compensate for it.

Seeing this scene, Xu Qing finally couldn't help but burst into laughter. The man just spoke in pure English, and he didn't speak loudly. He only had a few euros, but this way of making money was too weird.

Standing here pretending to be a statue and being peed all over me before asking for a few dollars, you are so dedicated!

The 'God of Death' who stamped his feet found that this method was not very effective. The urine had already gone in along the sides of his shoes. Now both shoes were full of urine. He stomped his feet and made a grunting sound. He did not dare to take off his shoes immediately because the other shoes were on the opposite side.

The young man might run away at any time while he was taking off his shoes. He took the scythe in his hand and whispered: "Hey, you have to give me at least six yuan, oh no, seven yuan.

I've been standing there for three hours."

This gentleman who played the god of death was really honest. This was not blackmail! It only cost seven yuan to be peed all over! This made Xu Qing feel more or less guilty. He took out his wallet and flipped through it.

He took out a few hundred-dollar bills and handed them over, and asked sincerely: "I don't have euros, can I use US dollars?"

Now it was the 'Death''s turn to be shocked. Anyone who is not a pure pig knows the exchange rate. One US dollar is equivalent to about 0.8 euros, and one hundred can be exchanged for eighty. Isn't this person in front of me trying to blackmail me?

This is not the first time that Anthony has encountered this kind of thing. He has been in Rome for three months and twenty-five days. He was originally a passionate young painter. Art is his life. That thing is above all else. As a result, he came to Rome.

On the second day here, he was deceived by a gang and all was left with only a pair of shame pants. He almost tore the bottoms of his pants, twisted them into ropes, and hanged himself on the top of St. Peter's Church.

Not only was he defrauded of his money, he was also in debt. A young painter with a bright future was forced to complete a transformation. He used to regard art as his life, but he really chose to starve to death thinking about invisible art.

It takes courage to let some guys who live under the guise of pursuing art fully understand that sometimes a piece of bread is more important than a dream. Dreams are based on living. After people die, they are all nothing.

When it blows, it's like ashes, all scattered.


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