In this life, I will never be a scumbag again. Chapter 147: Such a liar will be punished to cook and wash dishes for the rest of his life after getting married.
Chapter 147: Such a liar will be punished to cook and wash dishes for the rest of his life after getting married.
Jianglan City, Lutong Driving School.
A young man wearing jeans and a short T-shirt walked into the driving range leisurely.
He looks about seventeen or eighteen years old, but he looks a bit like a young adult, with a cigarette dangling from his mouth.
Seeing this student, the new trainees couldn't help but look sideways.
It is so rare to find such a young person in a driving school. He is the only one among all the driving trainees in the school.
Veteran students who have been studying for a while are not surprised. They have seen a lot of this young man.
During the summer vacation, in addition to making money, Su Zelin also had another important thing to do, which was to take the driver's license test.
He is already eighteen years old, and it is only a matter of time before he buys a car. If it is soon, it may be next semester, if not, it may be next year.
So while I’m free during the summer vacation, I’ll get my driver’s license first.
As for taking the car license or motorcycle license first?
Su Zelin chose C1.
You cannot take the two driving tests at the same time. If you take one of the driving tests, you have to wait for a year. If there are no illegal deduction records exceeding 12 points, you can add a second driving test certificate.
But there is no way to solve this problem.
Because this regulation has been implemented since 2000, but there is a loophole.
Since there is no nationwide Internet connection, you can take the first certificate in place A, and then go to place B to take the second certificate. At this time, the record cannot be found, and you can take advantage of the loopholes and get two certificates within one year.
Got a certificate.
However, this operation only applies to those who urgently need to obtain two documents as soon as possible. After all, it is troublesome to take the exam in another place. If you are not in a hurry, it will not matter if you wait an extra year.
Su Zelin hopes to get dual certificates as soon as possible, and it will not be troublesome for him.
During the summer vacation, I went back to Jianglan to get the C1, and then I took my leave and went back to Lin'an to get the D certificate. The different places were naturally staggered, which was perfect.
With this thought in mind, I came to the venue of my class.
People are already practicing on the field, and those who haven't yet had their turn are smoking, chatting or hoeing off the field.
They are all middle-aged students, both male and female.
If you have a better discernment, you will find that the status of these people in Jiang Lan is almost not low.
Either he is the leader of the unit or he is a wealthy person.
You can always find someone who is in charge or a deputy, or someone who has assets in the top 100 in the city.
In this era, driving schools may be one of the easiest places to meet high-class connections.
Since small cars are still a luxury product, not many ordinary people take the small car driving license test in this era. Therefore, those who come to take the test are generally rich people who have the conditions to buy a car, or have bosses in their units who use public cars, and a few of them plan to drive one.
Taxi operator.
Su Zelin's class is full of leaders and wealthy people.
However, he was not restrained. On the contrary, he smiled, took out the Liqun cigarettes one by one, and greeted everyone skillfully.
"Bureau Zhao, get one?"
"Director Li, how many times did you get on the bus today?"
"Sister Chen, your new hairstyle is really nice!"
"..."
They are both in the same driving school class. During this time, they practice driving together every day and have lunch together. They can be regarded as old classmates. They have a good relationship with each other. In addition, the gangster is smooth-talking and can talk. These leaders and rich people who are usually aloof
They all had no airs and were all smiling: "Little brother, here we come!"
"Your father, Su Jianjun, hasn't even learned his driver's license yet. Your son is better than me!"
Su Zelin's father was one of the first people in the city who took the initiative to give up his job in the steel factory and go into business. Today, he is somewhat famous in the city, and there are people in the driving school class who know him.
"Haha, I have nothing to do at home during the holidays anyway. It's not a bad thing to master more skills."
Su Zelin is also very comfortable among these old people.
"Xiao Su, if I had skills like yours, I wouldn't need to practice. I could just wait for the exam at home!"
A female leader of a government reception office was very envious. Female students’ psychological quality, reaction ability and learning speed were generally worse than those of male students. This female leader was very good at learning, so she was particularly envious of how quickly she got started in just two days.
The technically proficient Su Zelin.
The bastard has been driving for more than ten years in his previous life. He has driven all kinds of cars. He was even a VIP of a racing club. He would occasionally go racing for a few laps. His skills have long been proficient. Naturally, the rookie students here are incomparable.<
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However, Su Zelin still acted it out when he first got into the car to practice. After all, in the eyes of others, it is too unreasonable for a young boy like you who has never touched a steering wheel to act like an F1 racing driver.
The bastard acted for two or three days, and he was able to control it freely. Others only thought that young people are smart and learn things quickly, but they didn't think about anything else.
"No, no, Sister Chen, my skills are just average!"
Su Zelin holds the cup in a low-key manner.
He really can skip practicing and just take the exam directly.
However, bastards still often go to driving schools not to get in the car, just because of these people.
It’s not often that you get to know so many wealthy leaders at once. Of course, others won’t really regard you as an old acquaintance because of this. After all, there is a gap in status, but even if you are familiar with each other, it is still good.
The coach car returned to the sidelines, and the students who had practiced for a circle got out of the car. It was the next one, who happened to be Sister Chen from the government office just now.
At this time, the coach spotted Su Zelin and stepped out of the co-pilot: "Xiao Su, you give them a sparring session while I take a break to drink some water first!"
Since the coach discovered that Su Zelin had become very proficient in his skills after practicing for two days, he no longer had to practice on the court, but often let the bastard sit in his place as a sparring partner.
This is also something that many coaches will do. The co-pilot must be watched by someone, but sitting all day from morning to afternoon is quite tiring. Some coaches sometimes find outstanding students in the class to serve as partners, and they go to rest or play cards. "Okay!"
Su Zelin readily agreed.
Sister Chen couldn't help but be happy.
Her driving psychology is not good to begin with, and the instructor is also a serious person. She gets extremely nervous every time she gets in the car, and her hands and feet sometimes tremble, but it is different when Su Zelin is next to her.
After all, he is a young man who is easy to talk to and explains in detail.
"Xiao Su, you have to guide my eldest sister well later. My eldest sister will rely on your help in the exam!"
Su Zelin smiled and said: "Haha, it's okay, Sister Chen, just relax, driving is very easy!"
"Come on, let's go around the back of the car and take a look at the tires. If there's no problem, get in the car."
"The first thing after getting on the bus, we must always remember to fasten the seat belt first and then adjust the seat. Sister Chen, you can adjust it however you think is comfortable. If the seat is suitable, just ask for it." "If it's an exam, there's another jingle: Get in the car and call the report, pull the door open and stand with your left foot, sit down and call the examiner, with a smile on your face..."
"..."
Practice it in one circle.
First it’s the big pie, then the half-hill start, then the short-distance run, and finally the electronic stakes.
Sister Chen got out of the car with a smile on her face, obviously very satisfied with the practice just now.
Perhaps it was because he was in a relaxed mood, or maybe it was due to Su Zelin's good guidance. The most feared task at ordinary times, which was the "continuous passage of obstacles" in Subject 2, was successfully passed. He didn't eat even once, and started with a headache.
No problem, I remember one time I slipped backwards and the coach turned green, but he didn’t scold her because she was the leader of the government reception office.
Only the electronic pile touched a little, and there was a slight flaw, but Sister Chen was already very happy. The quality was much higher than the previous few laps of practice.
She said that Xiao Chen had a good temper and was patient, and the step-by-step explanations were also relaxed and funny. She felt that she would gain a deeper understanding of driving with this young man.
Other students also got on the train one after another to practice. Su Zelin patiently acted as a training partner for everyone. When he saw someone made a mistake in a step or made a wrong operation, he would remind him in a timely manner.
Although this is not a big deal, in fact, all the leaders and rich students here will owe me a small favor. If you really need help from these people in the future, it will be much easier.
After all, you have paid for the tuition, and what the coach teaches is of course true, but you have no obligation to be a sparring partner. Even if the coach appoints you, others still owe you a favor invisibly.
This is why Su Zelin has passed the technical test and still comes to the driving school frequently.
It doesn’t matter whether these small favors will be used in the future, but it won’t hurt if you earn them.
After the coach had almost rested and returned to the co-pilot, Su Zelin ran to hoe the earth.
The gangster showed his true qualities as an Oscar-winning actor and fought with several leaders in a bloody and brutal manner, and finally lost some money.
"Xiao Su, you have nothing to say about your driving skills, but there is still room for improvement in your card playing skills."
A leader smiled and pointed out to him, and felt that ginger is still hotter when he is old.
"You have to learn from your dad about this. He is much more experienced at the poker table, but you have to play this thing and accumulate experience. Your poker skills are pretty good among your peers!"
Of course none of the leaders knew, the bastard was just acting.
If he was willing, several old Jianghu would have to be killed without leaving a trace.
When playing cards in QQ games in later generations, card recorders are unnecessary for Su Zelin. His memory is so good that he can clearly remember all the cards that were played. He can also calculate what cards are left and what each person is likely to grab.
Brand.
The main thing is to make the leaders happy.
Of course, I am not a wealthy person, so I cannot rely on giving money to coax you at the poker table. Other leaders will be embarrassed to make you a junior. If you really lose miserably, they may be embarrassed to ask for it, and they may even not let you participate in the card game next time.
.
But if you lose a little, it's a different matter. It's purely for fun. Leaders will be happy if they win. By the way, they can also give guidance and teach the younger generations.
Everyone practiced at the driving school all day and practiced road running on the way home. The students got off the bus at several pick-up points.
Su Zelin was the second to be fired. As soon as he left, the leader said with emotion: "Su Jianjun, this son, will do great things in the future. I think it is better to be better than someone who is good at it!"
"Yes, Su Jianjun is a well-rounded man. I am afraid that this little brother will be more slippery than his father in the future. The key is that he is only eighteen years old!"
"It's a pity that I don't think he would be interested in working in the company. Otherwise, when he graduates, I would like to recruit someone for the bureau. With such talents, we can save worry and trouble!"
"..."
These leaders are all sharp-eyed, and they see many outstanding young people in every public institution, but they have never seen anyone like Su Zelin.
He is just a young man who has just grown up, but he can get along well with people in their position. His social skills are no less than those of many old Jianghu, or even better.
……
Willow Lane, Su Family.
"Son, you're back. How was your driving practice today? Did it go well?"
Su Jianjun, who was drinking tea and reading the newspaper in the living room, asked casually.
Naturally, both elders knew about their son's driving practice.
Su Zelin's slogan is to master one more skill, and the registration fee does not use any of the family's money, so they can't find a good reason to object.
In fact, Su Jianjun has wanted to learn it for a long time.
Su Zelin's novel nature was inherited from Su's father, but his son's yearning for new things is stronger than my father.
Break dancing, cassette player hall, video player, digital camera, mobile phone, motorcycle...
Su Jianjun started playing with these things that once led the times early, and then Su Zelin followed up.
However, in recent years, his son has become more fashionable than himself. He learned to surf the Internet quickly, and even took the car license test ahead of the curve. This made Su Jianjun a little depressed, and he felt like he was beaten to death on the beach by the waves behind him.
He wanted to learn to drive before, but was rejected by Zhao Lixia.
Tigress’s reason is that you don’t have a car, so why are you learning?
Don’t you want to use the hard-earned money you have earned over the years to buy a car? Our deposit is only 340,000, and that thing costs more than 100,000. If you really dare to get one, I won’t chop you up.
Got it!
Forced by excessive power, Su Jianjun had to give up.
But it’s different now, because last year’s Shenghai Merlin and this year’s B-shares made a lot of gains, and they are almost becoming millionaires. Moreover, the money is easy to come by. They spent hundreds of thousands to buy a car with Tigress.
She might agree.
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Even if you still don’t agree with it now, isn’t it too much for me to go learn a certificate first?
"Haha, Dad, don't worry about my skills. I guarantee that you will pass all the exams in one try!"
Su Zelin is full of confidence.
With my own level, I am still a master in the eyes of the leaders I usually learn to drive with. If I have to pay a supplementary exam fee, I can just buy a piece of tofu and crash to death.
At this time, Zhao Lixia, wearing a scarf, walked out of the kitchen and yelled dissatisfied: "What about learning a car? Do you have a car? Even if you get your driver's license, why don't you just leave it there and eat dust!"
In fact, she initially disapproved of Su Zelin's learning to drive, but her son repeatedly insisted on mastering more skills. During the summer vacation, an outside driving school even came to the university campus to set up a driving learning point. Many seniors signed up, and Zhao Lixia had to nod in the end. p>
"Mom, what you said is wrong. What's wrong with learning more? Moreover, I went to the coaching field this time, and there was an unexpected gain!"
Su Zelin chuckled.
"I'm just going to practice driving. What unexpected gains can I get? Is there money I can pick up on the ground?"
Even so, Su's mother was aroused and stopped.
"There is no money on the ground, but I have met many leaders in the city, including Director Chen Hongfang of the Government Reception Office, Director Li Guoqiang of the Education Bureau, Deputy Director Zhao Yi of the Industry and Commerce Bureau, Director Luo Huaibei of the Epidemic Prevention Station..."
Su Zelin listed out a lot of names of famous students in the city like a treasure trove, leaving Zhao Lixia speechless.
"No way, where are there so many city leaders?"
If Su Zelin hadn't given out all the names and positions in detail, and she had indeed heard of some of them, she would have thought her son was bragging.
"Mom, you don't understand. How many people can afford cars now? In recent years, many units and agencies have added buses. Even if there are dedicated drivers, leaders themselves have to learn to drive. Only then can they
It’s convenient! So it’s easy to get to know the leaders at the driving range. Even if they are not the leaders, the others are basically rich people in the city.”
What Su Zelin said was true, and Su's mother finally believed it. She warned again: "Son, you must not talk nonsense in front of the leader, you are rude to others!"
"Don't worry, Mom, I learned quickly in the driving school class, and now I am an outstanding student. I occasionally serve as an assistant coach to give guidance to these leaders. They are very kind and usually play cards together. By the way, there are also leaders asking
Do I have any interest in joining their bureau after graduation? I also wrote down the numbers of many people."
Su Zelin chuckled.
Zhao Lixia felt a little incredible while being happy.
It is usually difficult for ordinary people to meet these big leaders, but now my son can learn to drive and know a lot of them. He has become their little coach and plays cards with them when they have time. It seems that they are very familiar with them.
There were even leaders who took the initiative to extend an olive branch. If her son was willing after graduation, he might have a good chance of getting a job in the workplace. Su's mother felt a little proud.
I always feel like this guy is cheating after graduating from high school, and everything goes smoothly.
Jianjun's words were right. My husband had long said that his son would be able to live happily after he stepped out of society. I didn't think so at the time. It seemed that I was worrying too much.
If I have the chance, I will mention this matter in front of Lao Qin and Sufen.
Su Ma thought secretly in her heart.
At this time, Su Jianjun coughed dryly and winked.
He found that his son's words worked better than his own when it came to learning to drive, so he hoped that Su Zelin would help him put in some kind words in front of the tigress.
Su Zelin understood, but did not speak. Instead, he spread his palms intentionally or unintentionally, and his fingers shook unconsciously.
Dad, it’s okay to convince mom for you.
It's very simple, just five old people's heads.
Su Jianjun was almost angry to death.
This bastard son really seizes the opportunity to cheat on his father anytime and anywhere.
Although he was filled with hatred, Su Jianjun still made an OK gesture.
I am now a nearly millionaire, and you are arguing with your treacherous son!
Su Zelin, who received the promise of benefits, coughed dryly and said, "Mom, if dad also learns to drive, he should be able to meet many leaders and have many new connections, which will be of great help to our family's business, right?"<
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"Your dad?"
Zhao Lixia frowned.
"Private cars are getting cheaper and cheaper now. Some foreign brands have already dropped into the 100,000-yuan range, such as Buick. A few days ago, there were advertisements on TV saying, 'Drive home a 100,000-yuan little Buick.' Well, foreign brands are all
It’s so cheap, even if there are domestically produced cars that cost tens of thousands of dollars, the quality and safety may not be that guaranteed.”
"Even if our family can't afford a car now, we will buy it sooner or later, right? It's better to let dad learn a license first. I heard from the Internet that there are more private cars now, and the registration fee for a driver's license will probably be required next year.
It has risen sharply, and it has even reached double the current level!”
Mother Su hesitated.
Su Jianjun secretly gave his son a thumbs up.
This kid's mind is really fast and he can come up with a lot of good excuses in an instant. He is indeed an inheritance from me.
Seeing that the Queen Mother was shaken, Su Zelin struck while the iron was hot: "Mom, what are you worried about? Even if dad has a driver's license, he really wants to buy a car without your permission. How dare he buy it secretly? How can such a big car be hidden?
No matter where he goes, it will be easier for him to hide a girl in a golden house than to hide a car, don’t you think so?"
Su Jianjun fainted when he heard it.
I forgot, this guy is a cheater.
Sure enough, Zhao Lixia's eyes turned back and she said fiercely: "Tell me, did you find a vixen outside?"
"I didn't, it was just my son's assumption!"
"..."
……
After dinner, the two elders went to the house next door to chat.
Zhao Lixia couldn't wait to tell her neighbors that her son had met a lot of leaders at the driving school, and that the leaders wanted to recruit her son into the workplace after graduation.
Su Zelin was lying on the bed reading comics until he heard light footsteps.
"What are you doing here?"
The bastard didn't even look back. He knew they were childhood sweethearts without even looking.
The frequency and intensity of footsteps are different for everyone.
"Why, I can't come to your house?"
Sure enough, Qin Shiqing's voice came from behind.
Su Zelin turned his head and his eyes lit up.
Today, Qin Shiqing wore a modal material sleeveless suspender Disney cartoon printed nightgown. While relaxing at home, she also showed off her youthful and energetic figure.
As soon as he saw his childhood sweetheart, the word "jellyfish" popped up in Su Zelin's mind.
A passage from an unknown mysterious document also slowly emerged in front of me: Jellyfish is a big white circle, elastic and tough, not easily deformed, and is as good as silicone...
Cough, what am I thinking.
Su Zelin quickly shook his head to get rid of the contents of the literature in his mind.
After returning from the beach, I feel a little bit crazy.
But that day was still fruitful. The relationship with Qin Shiqing was not as awkward as after she kissed him some time ago, and the two parties could get along naturally again.
"How are you doing with your driving skills?"
Qin Shiqing asked casually.
"It's not bad. I'll take the exam soon. It won't be a problem to pass. Even if I pay the re-examination fee, I can pass it directly."
The driving test in 2001 was still very relaxed. Except for the electronic pile, which required a hard test, the other subjects only required payment of make-up fees. In fact, there was no need to take the test again.
In later generations, it will be strict, and you must pass all the exams. Some students can collapse or even give up.
"Oh, when will Boss Su plan to buy a car?"
the girl asked half-jokingly.
"I haven't even written out my horoscopes yet. Let's take a test first and then talk about it."
Having said that, the bastard already has a plan in mind.
When the stores were almost open and I had some spare money, I immediately bought one.
Then we will take a girl who is open-minded and drive all over Lin'an, leaving traces of our love in the wilds, mountaintops, parking lots, and parks. How romantic.
By the way, I don’t have a girl yet...
"Then when the horoscope has two strokes, I will wait for a ride."
Qin Shiqing smiled slightly and asked intentionally or unintentionally: "Ah, by the way, our New Century branch in Zhejiang University was very lively when it opened, and the sentences on those small gift fans are very much like your speaking style, no?
Does it have anything to do with you?"
I don’t know why Qin Shiqing mentioned this issue, but the gangster still subconsciously said: "This, it does have something to do with it."
"Oh?"
"I'm not the store manager here at Caida. Before the Zhejiang University branch opened, the manager collected similar sentences from us, saying that they would be used to promote the Zhejiang University branch. If they were adopted, there would be rewards. I provided a lot of them.
However, the salary is not mentioned at all, and the phone bill is still higher than that of ordinary employees. I haven’t seen a penny of the promised rewards. It is simply a big lie. Don’t you think it’s irritating?”
Su Zelin is serious and genuine.
"Well, you are right. Guys who tell lies and deceive others with their eyes open are indeed quite hateful!"
Qin Shiqing seemed to feel the same way, her cheeks bulging like a little puffer fish, and then she added another sentence.
"I think a liar like this will be punished sooner or later. Let him have to cook and wash dishes for the rest of his life after getting married!"
Her angry look made Su Zelin feel a little strange, thinking that it didn't happen to you, you are so excited.
Besides, what kind of bullshit punishment is this?