Chapter 201 Zelin, have you and Shiqing gone to second base?
After returning home, the contact with Lin'an was not broken. Basically, I had to talk to Xiao Yang and Kang Baohong on the phone every day to understand the situation.
Apart from that, I usually do planning and surf the Internet.
"Hey, Mouse, see you at the same place later?"
Su Zelin called Lu Haoran in the morning.
The old place is, of course, Xintiandi Internet Cafe.
"Zelin, I'm sorry, Xiao Yanzi and I have made an appointment to go to the city library together later."
The honest person on the other side of the microphone was a little embarrassed.
"Mouse, you have changed!"
The bastard sounded resentful.
My good gay friend is tired of spending all day with Xiao Yanzi during this holiday, and I almost have no place for him.
Just in line with the phrase "Swallow, Swallow, I can't live without you!"
It's a shame that I ranked you before Qin Shiqing. How could you do this to me!
"Sorry, Zelin, Xiao Yanzi made an appointment with me yesterday."
Lu Haoran also felt sorry for Su Zelin, so he explained it specially and asked tentatively: "How about you come too?"
"Come on, I don't want to have a threesome!"
The bastard felt like he was a third party if he stepped in.
What's more, when you go to the library, what else can you do except spin pens?
"You can call Shiqing!"
Lu Haoran made suggestions.
A threesome is indeed a little awkward, but it will be fine if you upgrade to a foursome, and you can avoid being too hot.
"I'm not interested, I'd better let you and Xiao Yanzi stand up on the platform in the library." Su Zelin suddenly thought of something and smiled: "Mouse, did you and Xiao Yanzi go to second base?"
He was keenly aware that the intimacy between the two had increased a lot during this holiday, and it had increased suddenly. This situation would not happen without reason.
If there are no accidents, it must be because he went to second base.
And it probably happened on the night of my birthday.
At that time, Xiao Yanzi and Huang Panpan had a quarrel and were so angry that they left early.
The honest man chased after him to comfort him, and Xiao Yanzi was moved. After comparing with himself, he felt that boys like Lu Haoran seemed to be more reliable, so the two of them moved on to second base.
Su Zelin transformed into Sherlock Holmes and made bold assumptions and reasoning verifications.
"No! How could I! You think too much!"
The honest man who was questioned by his good gay friend denied it three times in one click, and it was his own fault.
Lu Haoran wanted to share his joy with Su Zelin, but Xiao Yanzi didn't allow it, so he could only keep it secret.
But there is no point in being secretive in front of a bastard. Honest people really don’t know how to lie, and they can hear it casually.
However, Lu Haoran was still improving compared to before. He changed the topic and asked: "Zelin, what about you and Shi Qing, have you reached second base?"
"How is that possible? I purely regard that woman Qin Shiqing as my sister. What do you think? Don't think of me as shamelessly as the island brother from the movie we watched last time, okay?"
Su Zelin was furious. He felt that Honest Man's words were questioning his moral bottom line.
This lie was very smooth and natural. In fact, in his previous life, Su Zelin bought the most high-end polygraph machine and used it to communicate with it whenever there was no need. Until he became so proficient in lying that he could even deceive himself.
Just sell the salted fish.
Since then, he has been able to face the sharp questioning of girls with higher IQs with ease, never panicking, and fooling the other party into being stunned.
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Yan Qiuwen doesn’t have a pillow person with an IQ level, so I don’t know if I can deceive her.
It is estimated to be very difficult, but such a challenge is quite exciting.
For some reason, Su Zelin suddenly thought of Ximen Chuixue.
To be honest, what do you think? You treat your beautiful childhood sweetheart as your younger sister. Is this something a normal boy can do?
If Xiaoyanzi and I get married, and Zelin and Shiqing get married, how great would it be for us to have a foursome together?
Lu Haoran thought beautifully in his heart.
After chatting with her gay friend for a few words, Su Zelin was filled with emotion after hanging up the phone.
As expected, people can change, even mice can fall in love with someone else.
He and Xiao Yanzi are so inseparable that they stick to each other all day long. I'm afraid it won't be easy to make an appointment online in the future.
In this case, there is no need to go to Xintiandi Internet Cafe anymore, just pull an Internet cable at home.
In mid-2002, home broadband ADSL was not yet popular, but in addition to Internet cafes and workplaces, it could also be installed in individual households. However, the tariff was still very expensive, costing several hundred per month, or several thousand per year, which was not available to ordinary families.
I'm willing to give it up.
For a wealthy family like Su Zelin, the cost of a few hundred yuan per month for broadband is not much. According to Zeng Kaiping, it is just "wet".
When he first returned home, he didn't use broadband. The main reason was that Su Zelin felt that surfing the Internet at home was not as interesting as going to an Internet cafe with Lu Haoran. However, the betrayal of a good gay friend made him change his mind.
Let’s discuss it with dad.
After all, he is the one who provided the money.
Thinking of this, Su Zelin walked out of the living room.
Su Jianjun is drinking Kung Fu tea.
Sitting at the table and drinking a cup of tea, the gangster smiled and said, "Dad, let's discuss something?"
Lao Su felt horrified when he heard the tone of his words.
Based on his understanding of his son, he probably has some tricks on his mind.
In the past, Su Jianjun thought that ginger was still spicy, but he later discovered that Su Zelin was not ginger, but chili pepper.
Chili peppers are still slightly spicy, and they are spicier than old ginger.
He bit the bullet and asked: "What's the matter?"
He added: "If you don't have money, you only have one life!"
"Dad, look what you said, it seems like there is only money left between us father and son. Is this ridiculous?"
The gangster first launched a wave of family affection offensive, but Lao Su remained unmoved.
If this brat hadn't come here to talk about money-related matters, I would have written my name, Su Jianjun, backwards!
Sure enough, within a short while, Su Zelin showed his ambition.
"Dad, let's get a broadband connection!"
"Broadband?"
Su Jianjun was slightly startled.
"Yes, Dad, you usually go to the Internet bar. The Internet fee is so expensive, it costs three yuan an hour!"
"How about I pay for the computer and you pay for the Internet?"
Su Zelin suggested.
I already have a computer at home.
During the vacation, I got an extra unit from New Century.
I am in the digital business, so how can I do it if I don’t even have a computer at home?
However, since broadband has not yet been installed, I can only play stand-alone games at home.
"This is fine!"
Su Jianjun was a little tempted, but he always felt that there was a trap.
And the key to the problem is how much the Internet fee is, so he asked again: "How much does it cost to get a broadband!"
"Not much, just three or four hundred!"
"Three or four hundred, that's okay!"
"Every month!"
The gangster took a sip of tea and added.
When doing business, you cannot rely on misleading, you must deceive openly.
"Every month?"
Su Jianjun jumped up like an old fox whose tail was stepped on.
"So it doesn't cost several thousand a year? It's too expensive, I won't buy it!"
He doesn't feel bad for a few hundred, but feels it's not worth it for a few thousand.
"Dad, why don't you know how to do math at all?" Su Zelin shook his head and sighed: "If you go to the Internet cafe for three yuan an hour, it will be seventy-two yuan a day, which is almost two thousand two thousand yuan a month!" p>
Su Jianjun rolled his eyes: "I don't surf the Internet 24 hours a day. On average, it only takes about an hour a day. I can do it with 100 per month!"
"Haha, Dad, have you ever thought about why you can only surf the Internet for about an hour a day on average?"
"Because I am a self-controlled, mature man!"
"Come on, it's because my mother forbade it!"
The bastard sneered and revealed the secret, making Lao Su a little embarrassed.
Su Zelin's nature of craving for novelty was inherited from him. Su Jianjun, who had just come into contact with the Internet, was like opening the door to a new world. One hour of Internet time every day was obviously not enough.
"Then why doesn't Mom allow you to stay online for too long? Firstly, she wants you to stay at home with her, and secondly, she feels sorry for the high cost of surfing the Internet!"
"But getting broadband at home is a different matter."
"You are at home and your mother can see you, so you will naturally feel at ease. Moreover, the monthly broadband fee is fixed. If you tell your mother that you will lose money if you don't use the Internet more, your mother will naturally not control your Internet time.
Well, just don’t get too obsessed with it.”
"Dad, it's true that you spent a little more money, but the level of consumption is directly proportional to the experience!"
"It's so comfortable to surf the Internet at home. You don't have to run around to Internet cafes all day long, and you don't have to be nagged or controlled by your mother. As long as you have free time, you can use it as much as you want. It costs an extra two or three hundred per month.
Isn’t it worth it?”
Su Zelin analyzed the stakes carefully.
Su Jianjun was moved.
Middle-aged people don’t like to go to Internet cafes with gay friends like Su Zelin. None of Su Jianjun’s friends know how to surf the Internet. Without big friends, going to Internet cafes is meaningless.
Besides, every time I have sex for a while, Tigress will call me to remind me, which is not satisfying enough.
Seeing that Su Jianjun was already shaken, Su Zelin struck while the iron was hot.
"Dad, you've made a lot of money in this shop. I can get more than 10,000 yuan for my computer!"
The bastard simply doubled the price. Lao Su didn’t understand the computer market anyway.
In fact, this is a mid-range machine, about 5,000 yuan. Of course, it will not be a problem to play CS or something, let alone surf the Internet.
A year’s internet fee is almost the same.
Of course, future Internet fees will soon come down.
But no matter how you calculate it, using a computer in exchange for Dad’s long-term contracting rights for the family’s Internet fees is undoubtedly a very cost-effective business.
"Dad, after I go to school, this computer will not be used by you. I will play for three months every winter and summer vacation. The rest of the time will be yours, so it is unreasonable for me to pay for the Internet fee?"<
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Su Zelin has a good reason.
Su Jianjun nodded.
Hunzizi’s proposal this time is quite kind.
Could it be that after cheating your father all day long, your conscience finally found out?
Without thinking for too long, Lao Su made a decision.
"Okay, then it's settled, you can't take the computer away after the holiday!"
He was afraid that Su Zelin would come to drain him.
"Dad, don't worry. I don't have a computer in my school. Why do I need so many computers? Can I use one with one hand?"
Su Zelin was made to laugh.
It seems that my father was really tricked by him, and he is completely disappointed.
Su Jianjun added: "But this is just my promise, you still have to convince your mother!"
I'm afraid I won't be able to complete this arduous task.
The last time I bought a car, my son persuaded Tigress.
"Wrap it around me!"
Su Zelin patted his chest and confirmed.
"I'm going to find my mother right now!"
He ran downstairs in a hurry.
If nothing unexpected happens, my mother will be enjoying the cool air in the alley and bragging to the neighbors.
Zhao Lixia was so proud that New Century was featured in a TV commercial in Zhejiang Province. She always told everyone she met that my son’s company was on TV, and she never tired of it.
She will definitely not stop showing off until everyone in Willow Alley knows about it.
When I came to the alley, I saw my mother sitting among a group of masters.
Zhao Lixia is shaking a big cattail fan, which is a handmade fan made from dried palmetto leaves. It is light and windy, and almost every household in this era has several.
"Have you seen the drama on Zhejiang TV Station recently? It was sponsored by the company where my son works. The slogan was so loud, 'Choose a computer or mobile phone and come to the new century! You can experience it as you like and see if you are satisfied.
Buy'!"
In fact, the advertising slogans of the new century cannot be called so amazing.
In fact, many effective advertisements do not have any bells and whistles. The most important thing is that they are down-to-earth and easy for consumers to remember.
For example, Melatonin's phrase "No gifts will be accepted during the holidays this year, only Melatonin will be accepted for giving gifts" is very magical. In fact, it has no literary content when it is said, but it is so catchy that you will never forget it once you hear it.
The fewer words in the advertisement, the more important they can be.
The key point is to highlight the unique model of "experience before buying".
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Of course, it is not impossible to experience other digital stores, but mobile phones are usually placed on the counter, and you have to ask the salesperson to take them out.
It's unusual for a store to have a large number of machines on the counter like the one in the New Century Advertisement, as if consumers are unhappy if they don't get free sex.
Compared with ordinary digital hypermarkets, this fresh marketing model aroused the interest of many digital enthusiasts as soon as it appeared on TV, resulting in a large increase in the traffic of the main store during this period.
"Lixia, your Zelin is so awesome. He became a manager in a big company at a young age and even got a car. Hey, our brat has graduated and hasn't found a job yet!" "With such a worry-free son, Lixia, you will be able to enjoy a happy life in the future!"
"..."
As expected, the teachers’ wives are full of envy, jealousy, and hatred.
Zhao Lixia is very proud.
I have never heard neighbors use the word "worry-free" to describe their son before.
When the name Su Zelin is mentioned, even the dogs in Willow Alley shake their heads.
This is the so-called thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi!
My Zelin used to be a bit naughty, but he was not a late bloomer. He became famous after going to college.
"Mom!"
Su's mother was happy when she heard Su Zelin's voice, and then the big cattail fan was snatched away.
The bastard fanned the Queen Mother diligently: "What are you talking about with these aunties? You are so happy."
Before Zhao Lixia could answer, the teacher's wife rushed to speak.
"Zelin, your mother and I were talking about you. I heard that your company is very powerful. It even advertises on TV. I heard that it is a big chain store. Your monthly salary as a big manager cannot exceed 3,000 yuan.
?"
"Aunt Chen is joking, it's just a little more phone bill than ordinary employees."
"How is that possible? You are too humble!"
"See how filial Zelin is, even fanning Lixia. Why don't I have such a good son?"
"..."
Zhao Lixia is cheerful.
Today’s son is really proud of himself.
She has become more confident in chatting with her neighbors. In the past, she had not been so diligent in coming to the alley to brag and spank with these teachers.
After chatting with Zhao Lixia and the mistresses for a while, and satisfying the Queen Mother's vanity, Su Zelin pulled her away.
As soon as he got home, Su Zelin poured a cup of tea and said, "Mother, please drink tea!"
Zhao Lixia took the tea and she was indeed a little thirsty.
After finishing the drink, he put down the cup and said, "If you have anything to do, tell me!"
If someone else's child fanned his mother and handed her tea, he might be really filial, but this kid must have some agenda when he shows his courtesy for nothing.
Su's mother knows her son quite well.
The preparations were almost done, and the Queen Mother was in a good mood, so Su Zelin coughed and said straight to the point: "Mom, I want to get a broadband connection."
Su Jianjun's ears immediately pricked up, and he was also very concerned about the outcome of this matter.
"What to pull?"
Zhao Lixia doesn’t know much about terminology.
"Broadband is the kind of network cable that allows computers to access the Internet!"
Su Zelin explained briefly, and then added: "I often need to check information when doing company planning. It is inconvenient to go to Internet cafes all day long. Besides, Internet cafes are too noisy!"
Su Jianjun clicked like it when he heard it.
This guy is really good at convincing Tigress.
Tigress cares about her son's future. As long as he uses work as an excuse and has a legitimate excuse, he can get twice the result with half the effort.
"The network cable, that's okay!"
Zhao Lixia didn't hesitate much and approved it with a wave of her hand.
Uh, no, you can convince mom so easily?
Su Zelin was slightly surprised.
He originally thought he would have to put some thought into it and prepared a lot of reasons, but as soon as he said one, his mother actually nodded, which was rare.
Zhao Lixia was in a happy mood at the moment. She didn't know that a broadband connection cost hundreds of yuan. She thought that since it would help her son's work, she didn't stop her.
Su Zelin's image in the eyes of the Queen Mother is also different.
If Su Zelin had said he wanted to get a broadband connection before, when he was just idle and ignorant, Su's mother would definitely have taken it as an excuse for him to play computer games.
But Su Zelin is now an upright manager, and she has indeed seen her son write business plans and the like seriously all day long, and he doesn't even read comics.
A sensible and progressive son has a completely different weight in his mother's heart. Even if Su Zelin's words are excuses, the Queen Mother will think in a good direction.
What's more, Su's mother also has another little idea.
Qin Shiqing, who lives next door, also occasionally goes online.
If your home has a broadband connection and can access the Internet at home, Qin Shiqing can also come over and use it with Zelin, and the two children will have more opportunities to interact.
Lao Su was very envious.
For such a troublesome matter, the brat can convince the tigress with just one sentence.
He couldn't even think about it.
Alas, it feels like the status of labor and management in the family has dropped another position. Now it is not even as good as a son, but only higher than the goldfish in the fish tank!