Chapter 142 Happy New Year, brother and sister-in-law!
"Old Gu, I can't pass this test again..."
"Uh-huh."
"My VIP has expired..."
"oh oh."
"Lao Gu, can I buy a small oven..."
"Okay, okay."
"Lao Gu, look at this cucumber slice, it looks like a smiling face..."
"Ancestor, can you please calm down for a while? I have revised this copy eight times."
In an apartment in Binjiang Yaju, Gu Sheng's helpless voice sounded in the study room.
Turning around, he saw little Nezha, wearing a cute strawberry pajamas, showing him half a cucumber in his hand.
Okay, this cut does look like a smiley face.
Gu Sheng couldn't help but laugh. He was about to take the smiling cucumber, but unexpectedly, Little Nezha shrank his hand:
"You are so cruel to me that I won't let you eat."
Looking at Shen Miaomiao who pouted, Gu Sheng smiled helplessly: "I'm working."
"But you've been working all day!"
Shen Miaomiao said dissatisfied:
"I woke up this morning and saw you in the study. It's already five o'clock in the afternoon, and today is Saturday."
"I'm just afraid of disturbing your work, so I've been tiptoeing around."
"I also shared my coffee and my fruit with you,"
"I'll also share the smiling cucumber with you,"
"You are still cruel to me..."
Said.
Shen Miaomiao's little mouth was pouted higher and higher, her big eyes were red, with tears in her eyes, and she was about to drop her little pearls, she was so wronged:
"I won't play with you anymore. You can work by yourself. I'll go out and play by myself..."
With that said, Shen Miaomiao put half a cucumber on Gu Sheng's table and turned to leave.
Gu Sheng couldn't bear it anymore.
Originally, he had a soft-spoken character, but now when he looked at the coffee, fruit and freshly cut cucumbers on the table, he felt soft.
Just as little Nezha said.
All day long, she was as quiet as a chicken, tiptoeing in and out of the study.
Whether it's watching TV shows or playing games, it's all outside in the living room.
I only came in twice and shared coffee and fruit with him.
The results of it.
However, he didn't notice Xiao Nezha's boredom and ignored her enthusiastic sharing.
I fucking deserve to die!!!
Thinking of this, Gu Sheng hurriedly stopped little Nezha: "Hey, hey, don't go, don't go, what do you think this is?"
"What?"
Shen Miaomiao turned back reluctantly and looked at Gu Sheng.
As soon as Gu Sheng clicked the mouse, all the saved windows on the dual screens were closed, and then the screen went black.
"Magic!"
Gu Sheng clapped his hands:
"Shut down!"
YES!!!
Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao cheered in her heart.
Plan passes!
Sure enough, a girl’s red eye circles are her best weapon!
The marketing account will never deceive me!
good!
Shen Miaomiao Chunchun is playing Gu Sheng!
This guy is so curly!
It was such a wonderful weekend, but this old man ended up working from home!
It’s exactly the same time as when I go to work, from nine o’clock in the morning until now!
Shen Miaomiao couldn't bear it.
I ask you to be a human being and stop being involved. I feel really uneasy when you do this.
and!
I!
Shen Miaomiao!
Single young girl!
Her beautiful voice is so sweet and charming!
Isn't your attitude of turning a blind eye to what's going on outside the window a bit insulting to me?
Shen Miaomiao couldn't swallow this breath and decided to use the art of war.
Facts have proved that her tactics worked.
snort!
Shen Miaomiao hummed happily in her heart.
Then he curled his lips, twisted his little head and said: "No, why are you shutting down the phone? You go to work quickly, work is important. After you work more, I can give you a promotion and a salary increase, so that you can marry Bai Fumei and reach the peak of your life~"
"I'm at my peak now,"
Gu Sheng stood up, waved his hands and said solemnly:
"Gu is extremely honored to be able to become a roommate with Mr. Shen. This is already the pinnacle of his life."
Shen Miaomiao's serious expression made Shen Miaomiao laugh out loud: "You are so fake, Gu Sheng."
"You should listen carefully." Gu Sheng raised his eyebrows, indicating that little Nezha deserved it.
"Well," Shen Miaomiao nodded slowly: "Then I'll reluctantly give you another chance. Let me ask you -"
"How about my smiley cucumber?"
“Excellent!”
"What about buying a small oven?"
“Relaxing and elegant!”
"What happens when my video VIP expires?"
"Scan my code!"
“How to solve the problem of defending the carrot level?”
"The boss is confused! Haven't we finished the kitchen mess yet? Wouldn't it be nice if we put down the projector in the living room, connected it, and played games on the sofa?"
"Very good! Very energetic!"
Shen Miaomiao patted Gu Sheng's shoulder:
“I’m optimistic about you as this year’s best employee!”
"Thank you boss for the pie!" Gu Sheng raised his thumb and said, "It tastes so good!"
Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but laugh, she burst into laughter, and lightly hit Gu Sheng: "Forget it until you die of poverty."
Seeing this, Gu Sheng also smiled: "Aren't you angry anymore?"
"I'm so angry," Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes at Gu Sheng angrily, "I'm so angry."
With that said, the two of them also came to the living room.
Shen Miaomiao jumped into the sofa with a pop and lay down like an uncle:
"I want to eat dumplings!"
Gu Sheng really didn't brag before, he really knows how to make dumplings, and they taste very good.
Especially the three fresh stuffing, Shen Miaomiao had eaten it once before, but now she was greedy again.
“It’s not a problem to eat,”
Gu Sheng was a little embarrassed:
"But now you say that there is no minced meat, shrimp, or leeks at home."
"But there is me!"
Shen Miaomiao just lay down and jumped up again:
"I'll go and buy!"
Saturday is for buying groceries, eating, and enjoying a warm life!
"Okay," seeing how enthusiastic little Nezha was, Gu Sheng also smiled and nodded: "Then I'll beat the eggs with noodles and wait for your triumphant return."
Before he finished speaking, little Nezha had already put on his coat, looking impatient.
He left the sentence "Leave it to me" and jumped out of the door.
"ah……"
Gu Sheng opened his mouth, shook his head helplessly, and took the phone: "I'll buy a bottle of vinegar by the way."
After that, Gu Sheng also came to the kitchen, put on an apron, and started kneading noodles.
Looking at the sunset outside the window, Gu Sheng felt that he couldn't lower the corner of his mouth.
He didn't like cooking much before.
You cook alone, eat alone, wash the dishes and clean the kitchen alone.
The rice is hot and the heart is cold.
There's no point in talking about it, so it's better to order takeout and eat it.
But since becoming roommates with little Nezha, cooking seems to have gradually become a kind of enjoyment for him.
To be more precise, it was the pyrotechnic gas full of temperature that made him sink.
The golden sunset outside the window, with warm colors, fell on the slender and tall man in the kitchen.
In the Harman Kardon in the living room, the melody slowly flows and gradually fills the house——
I need a dream, a direction, and tears
One more person is needed to light up the darkness of the sky
I'm powerless, I can't resist, there's no way out
This silent night is me now
need companion……
…
"Hey Lao Lu, what do you think my sister-in-law looks like?"
"She should be tall and sexy, right? That seems to match Lao Gu better."
"I guess he is gentle and quiet. I think Brother Sheng is more compatible with a little sheep like that."
"Hmm - that makes sense. Lao Gu's yuppie spirit should be quite attractive to the little sheep."
"I'm still a little nervous."
"That's Lao Gu's girlfriend, why are you so nervous?"
"What if we open the door and take a look, bam, there's Mr. Shen!"
"Stop talking nonsense. How could Mr. Ou condescend to live with Lao Gu? Even if he really lived together, he would still be married to Lao Gu."
"Hehehe, that's all I said."
"Actually, I quite like Lao Gu and Mr. Ou, but when it comes to feelings, Lao Gu has his own subjective wishes..."
In the elevator!
Lu Bian and Dajiang were talking as they watched the floors of the elevator slowly increase.
good!
today!
It’s the ‘raid’ time that the two of them have agreed upon!
They wanted to see who the 'sister-in-law' was who could make Lao Gu go against his normal behavior, give up his great career of working overtime without hesitation, and get off work on time!
and!
Today the two of them are still shouldering an important mission!
That is to say more nice things to Lao Gu and try to tie my sister-in-law firmly!
Lao Gu has had a hard time living alone these past few years.
Although this kind of words come from the mouths of grown men like them, it seems a bit pretentious.
But when they thought that Lao Gu had been carrying all the ups and downs all by himself for so many years without even having a family, the two of them felt really sad for Gu Sheng.
Now, there is finally someone who can make Lao Gu Lianjia. As top wingmen, the two of them will definitely contribute a wave of perfect assists!
Ding!
Said.
The elevator also arrived at Gu Sheng's home floor.
The two looked at each other and tilted their heads!
"For Lao Gu's happiness!"
"For the rest of Brother Sheng's life!"
"Walk!"
"Walk!"
Ding——dong——
Ring the doorbell.
Gu Sheng's voice came from the gate: "Here, who is it?"
"Ward inspection!"
Lu Bian responded indifferently:
"We suspect that you are hiding in the golden house. Open the door and let's check."
“Anyone who pretends to be a member of a relevant unit and commits fraud shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, public surveillance or deprivation of political rights.”
As the door opened, Gu Sheng took his mobile phone and read:
“If the circumstances are serious, he shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years.”
Say it.
Looking at Lubian and Dajiang at the door:
"My stupid Oudou, did you lose this gold bracelet or a silver bracelet?"
One word!
It choked both of them to death.
"It's not such a big sin to cheat on someone else..."
Lu Bian smiled sarcastically:
"I stopped by to visit my sister-in-law."
Gu Sheng:......
Lao Lu's words were full of holes, and he even didn't know where to start.
"We are not going to test whether 'visit' can be applied to people,"
Gu Sheng was silent for a moment and smoothed out his thoughts:
"Sister-in-law... where did we start talking about this?"
“Let’s start with the LV cream strawberry bucket bag next to you!”
Lu Bian's sharp eyes immediately caught sight of the cute lady's bag hanging on the shoe-changing stool at the door.
After letting the two people in, Gu Sheng glanced at Shen Miaomiao's bag and smiled helplessly: "This is..."
"Stop it!"
Before he could speak, Lu Bian made a gesture to silence himself:
"I am a love prodigal and a master of love."
"Do I need you to tell me what kind of person my sister-in-law is?"
"Mr. Lu can guess nine out of ten of them just by looking at them!"
"...Don't regret it," Gu Sheng saw that Lu Bian came here just to die today and stopped trying to persuade him: "Guess, don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes."
"cut!"
Lu Bian sneered:
"Am I afraid? Could it be that you have found a tiger as your girlfriend?"
Talking!
Lu Bian analyzed it with great interest——
"A hanging bucket bag! LV's last year's model, fresh and cute style, the hardware is slightly worn!"
"Lipstick on the countertop! Armani red tube lip glaze, color number 214 Ambiguous Milk Apricot!"
"The shoes under the shoe cabinet! LV's RUN AWAY series, about size 345, pink, clean and refreshing!"
"In summary!"
Speaking of which!
Lu Bian pushed up his non-existent empty glasses and pointed at Gu Sheng!
"The scheming frog keeps touching your belly!"
And Ojiang who was standing next to him also cooperated by using his mobile phone amplifier to play the BGM of Conan solving the case!
Just listen to Lu Bian's loud voice:
"This girl is relatively wealthy. She is about 1.65 meters tall and about 20 years old. She has a pure and lovely appearance, a clean and sweet style, and is playful and lively!"
"The most important thing is that it definitely meets the high needs of an old warden like you for a jailer!"
"Am I right!!!"
Gu Sheng:......
Speechless.
How come I have such two slutty friends?
Should I reflect on myself?
Fortunately, this is not in the company.
Otherwise, if others see this scene, what is the difference between shitting in public?
"Hurry up, can you please tell me something?"
Lu Bian raised his head towards Gu Sheng:
"It's very tiring to maintain this pose all the time."
Just talking!
Just outside the door, I heard the girl's cheerful singing, accompanied by the sound of bright footsteps:
"I was walking alone on the path to buy vegetables, and Lao Gu made me some dumplings to try~"
Whoosh!
Lu Bian and Dajiang looked at Gu Sheng and raised their eyebrows:
It’s time to witness the miracle!
Gu Sheng leaned against the shoe cabinet without any fear, and even brought a glass of water:
Please start your performance.
Click!
The door opens in the next second!
Lu Bian and Da Jiang turned around and said, "Da——!"
Just said one word!
Lu Bian's voice was choked in his throat!
Because the person who opened the door was none other than Shen Miaomiao who was returning from shopping for vegetables and carrying a vegetable bag!
Eye to eye!
A moment!
Lu Bian's pupils constricted, he suffered cardiopulmonary arrest, and his brain went blank!
Wo! De! Fa!
ah?
Lao Gu...little Nezha...the two of them...um...huh?
The situation was reasonable but unexpected, causing Lu Bian's brain to shut down on the spot.
He turned around and glared at Dajiang fiercely, secretly scolding him for his top-notch crow's mouth!
Dajiang also had a confused look on his face, grinning innocently towards the land, indicating that he really just said it casually, and he didn't expect to be able to say it as he said.
As for Shen Miaomiao who was outside the door, she was also surprised. Seeing Lu Bian's expression of hesitating and hesitating to speak, she opened her mouth and asked:
"Big-what?"
"Big...uh...big..."
Lu Bian's expression was a little distorted, and his mind was spinning rapidly!
"Happy New Year to my brother and sister-in-law - you are my grandpa and I am yours -!"
puff--!!!
Later, Gu Sheng really didn't hold back and squirted out a mouthful of water. He covered his head with a bag and used the land as a potted plant, watering it thoroughly!
"Uh-cough-cough-"
Almost choking to death, Gu Sheng waved his hands and explained:
"They just come here to make a living. I said that I am sharing a house with you now. If I want to make a living, I have to ask for your permission and ask them to put in a good word for you. There is no other meaning..."
So silly!
If I am guilty, you can use the law to punish me, instead of arranging two bad guys to become my best friends!
Being able to become ferromagnetic with this kind of guy would have been a violation of law in my previous life...
Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao hurriedly took out a few tissues from the shoe counter and handed them to Lu Bian:
"It's okay, it's just a meal. I just want to make dumplings today and let's eat them together. There's a lot of people and it's lively. I'll order some sauces, stewed vegetables or something..."
While talking, Shen Miaomiao bit her lips and smiled.
Although I know that Lu Bian's nonsensical sentence is a line from The Devil Is Coming.
But when I heard the title 'big brother and sister-in-law', a sweet and greasy feeling could not help but spread from the bottom of my heart.
