Chapter 322: Sexy game! Why are you so good at seducing people! (2)
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(This chapter is two in one)
In fact, this first level is equivalent to a novice tutorial level.
By chasing the escaping fuse, players can become familiar with actions such as fast running, double jumping, climbing walls, and crouching.
But such a simple level is enough to make people’s eyes brighten and even make them laugh!
"...Hey, hey, hey! Cousin, cousin! I found a way out!"
After a chase, the two came to a small wooden platform.
My cousin had just learned how to jump back and forth, and when he got on the platform, he heard A Yin calling him.
"What's wrong?"
My cousin ran to A Yin's side.
I saw A Yin holding a nail, tilting his head to indicate the socket next to him, and then kicked another nail under his feet:
"This is the key. We both have to insert this thing in at the same time before we can leave."
"Oh, okay,"
My cousin didn’t doubt that he was there. He picked up the nails and started shouting:
"Come on, one, two, three!"
Zila——!!!
For a moment, my cousin felt numb all over his body, and then his whole body felt as if he was being sucked onto a nail. He was shocked for three seconds, and then he farted with a loud bang.
"...I'll fuck you, uncle!"
"Hahahahahaha——"
My cousin's angry voice and A Yin's evil smile sounded in the live broadcast room at the same time.
The barrage couldn’t help but make me laugh——
‘Hahahaha, that’s so bad, boss. I was shocked when I was a curious baby, but I still have to let my cousin try it too.’
‘Key (to the second dimension)’
'What a loss, he is'
‘Wang Tianyu is almost sick of you’
'I'm laughing so hard. Is this really a game to enhance relationships? Are you sure you won't be more determined to divorce after playing it?'
‘Dr. Ha Jin has his own clever idea (meaning that just one electric shock will do the trick)’
"What kind of dark fairy tale is Professor Yang from another world?"
'Professor Yang from another world is too careless hahahaha...'
‘…’
Here, the audience is excited and talking a lot.
In the game, A Yinye and his cousin passed through many obstacles and came to a disc electric saw inserted diagonally into the wood.
Fuse has jumped over the high wooden wall in front of them, and they must find a way to get over the high wall.
"This place...can't dance?"
My cousin tried it, and after trying left and right to no avail, he accidentally discovered the disc electric saw pin plugged into the power strip.
"Does this have to be inserted?"
As he was talking, he saw his cousin climbing onto the power strip, carefully jumping onto the bolt, then leaping high and slamming it down hard!
Boom!
Sizzling——
The current instantly passed through the bolt and was injected into the circular saw not far away.
"Oh shit! It's started!"
At this moment, A Yin, who was wandering near the circular chainsaw, was startled when he suddenly heard the chainsaw start behind him and couldn't help but scream.
My cousin also rushed back:
"How about it? Do we need to push the electric saw to cut the wall?"
"I do not know……"
A Yin walked around the chainsaw and looked at the high wall in front of him. He had no clue, so he simply followed the prompts on the UI and grabbed the tail of the chainsaw with his hand:
"Let's try it. Let's push it."
Hearing this, my cousin also came over and imitated A Yin's example and grabbed the end of the chainsaw:
"Come and work hard together, one! Two! Three!"
Chichi——!!!
With the efforts of the two of them!
Suddenly, the disc saw starts up!
Since the two of them are too small, they simply can't hold up the powerful motor power, so they just heard a buzzing sound!
The electric saw that was originally inserted diagonally on the wooden board suddenly started, like a cable car that suddenly started at high speed, and took the two of them flying down the slope!
“I hey hey——!!!”
The two screamed at the same time!
The scene in front of me suddenly slowed down!
In front of them, an electric drill bit popped out like a horizontal bar, lying in front of the two of them.
In the flash of lightning, the two of them reached out their hands at the same time and firmly grasped the drill bit!
call--!!!
The huge inertia caused the two people's bodies to toss for two weeks, and then they were thrown out again!
Chichi——
The two of them landed on a steep wooden slope and rushed towards the 'cliff' ahead!
This scene is so familiar!
Even the slow motion of the jump that is about to reach the cliff is so familiar!
Bang, bone!
Passing over the cliff, the two of them fell to the other side one after another.
At this moment, the fuse that ran away finally lost its power and was lying here quietly.
"I-fuck-"
A Yin exclaimed!
"The introduction to the game is so awesome!"
Smooth! Handsome! Exciting!
The audience in the live broadcast room were also shocked by this wonderful process——
'This part is so smooth!'
‘Damn, this game actually has such exciting scenes and slow-motion leaps’
'This slow-motion leap is like a mini escape!'
‘The old thief really likes this kind of cliff leap + slow motion shot’
‘It’s so handsome, especially from the first-person perspective, it’s so refreshing and handsome’
‘Xiao Huang’s action support is so damn awesome, it’s like treating the game like a movie’
‘…’
Opening lightning strike.
Although it is just a simple teaching level.
But being able to achieve this level of teaching level is enough to be called amazing.
After all, in this world, whether it is a large factory or a small factory, even the previous Golden Wind.
As long as it involves teaching levels, it must be "please do it like me, and I will do it like you", which has a sense of wisdom like "I have to go to the toilet by myself starting today".
But the two-person trip is different. Although it is just a teaching, both the action and dialogue between the two and the design of the levels are so exquisite and full that it makes people shout "Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!"
…
"...it's no wonder it's called Miaomiao. Our brain is really like Old Shen opening the door for Shen Miaomiao - it's so wonderful."
"Gu Sheng, if you keep blaming me, I'm going to go over and beat you up!"
With the cooperation of the two and Gu Sheng's guidance.
Shen Miaomiao and the two quickly passed the vacuum tube level, stepped on their own sweeping robot to a metal platform, and faced their own vacuum cleaner BOSS.
Due to Cody's carelessness and Xiaomei's neglect, Mr. Vacuum Cleaner is now very dissatisfied with the two of them.
A long health bar appeared, and he wanted to spit out the fire pot and blow up the two of them.
Although Mr. Vacuum Cleaner's appearance is not scary, it is even cartoonish.
However, Shen Miaomiao had never seen such a big BOSS before, and she was immediately in a panic!
Boom boom!
The first round of fire pots spurted out and scattered all over the platform.
Shen Miaomiao screamed and fled.
However, before she could take a breath, she was buzzing——
The platform in front of me suddenly transformed!
As the floor parted, a fortress rose from the ground that sucked in air on the first floor and blew out air on the second floor.
"Ah? What is this, this, this, this?"
Shen Miaomiao watched Gu Sheng jump up and down the jet pipe, then looked at the motionless health bar on the UI, and couldn't help but look confused:
"Are you going to catch a cold by blowing the vacuum cleaner on him and then let him die of it?"
"Wow!"
Hearing this, Gu Sheng was amazed:
"It's really amazing wisdom. Why didn't I think of this when I was designing the game? The chairman is really... very talented."
Hearing Gu Sheng's strange aura, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help stamping her feet and gnashing her teeth. She was about to scold Gu Sheng for being a thief, but suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred!
"Oh - I understand! Huh! Do you think I can't understand it without you teaching me? Huh!"
As he spoke, Shen Miaomiao walked straight towards the suction entrance:
"You still have to rely on me! Look at me - the heroine appears!"
Whoosh!
Shen Miaomiao rushed to the air inlet duct and heard a thud, and her whole body was sucked into the fortress.
Then, I heard a jingle of bells and palm trees.
With a pop, Shen Miaomiao was sprayed out from the air outlet where Gu Sheng was sitting. Without adjusting her posture, Shen Miaomiao fell to the ground with a loud bang.
Click.
Gu Sheng quickly took a screenshot.
Wonderful, wonderful.
He really did not expect that Shen Miaomiao's brain circuit could be a "human cannon" - launching herself out to beat up a vacuum cleaner.
But it made Gu Sheng amused.
"Bitch thief! Don't laugh again!"
Shen Miaomiao was furious. Seeing Gu Sheng sitting on the wind pipe and having fun, she couldn't help but feel angry in her heart and evil in her guts.
With quick eyesight and hands, he quickly grabbed the air inlet pipe at hand, used all his strength to aim the air outlet at Gu Sheng, sucked him in and made him eat shit.
However.
As she moved like this——
Boom!
A cupping jar that fell on the ground was suddenly sucked into the fortress.
Then there was a thud!
In the air outlet, the cupping can was suddenly launched like a cannonball and hit the vacuum cleaner in the face!
boom--!
The vacuum cleaner screamed in pain, and its blood volume instantly dropped a small amount.
"oh--!!!"
Shen Miaomiao suddenly realized!
"I understand, I understand, I understand!"
However.
Before she could finish her words.
Bang! Bang!
As the fortress lowered, the two vacuum cleaner tubes hit the platform hard, and two shock waves hit. Shen Miaomiao was unable to dodge and died suddenly.
"Wow--"
Gu Sheng jumped up and down skillfully dodging the shock waves and exploding cupping cans.
At the same time, he did not forget to be mean:
"Wonderful——ah——"
…
"This game is really great, it's fun, fun, fun..."
Dang! Dang! Dang!
Liuliu swung a huge claw hammer to hit YJJ on the head and nailed his husband into the soil, while praising him in a calm tone.
After successfully defeating the vacuum cleaner, the two moved forward and entered the depths of the tool room.
And here, they got their first set of exclusive equipment——
Cody gets three nails that can fire recalls.
And Xiaomei got the head of a claw hammer, which can be used to smash things and hook nails.
"So, can we go...?"
As Liuliu's explanation was completed, YJJ, who was nailed to the ground, asked weakly.
The audience, who originally thought the barrage was quite funny, burst into laughter when they saw this scene——
‘Hahahahahahahahaha the bubbles are so good’
'"Family Brotherhood"'
‘Paopao’s family status has gradually become on par with Zhuangzhuang’
‘Uncle>Auntie>Liuliu>Dog>yjj=Zhuangzhuang’
'Too rude...'
‘It’s hard to imagine the miserable life yjj lives every day’
"I didn't feel any resentment after being hit by a hammer for two minutes. I seem to understand why yjj won."
'But it doesn't affect you, damn it yjj'
'laughing to death...'
‘…’
In fact, theoretically speaking, from here on, the first level of the game officially begins.
The addition of new exclusive equipment makes the two people who originally need to cooperate closer and closer.
Take this level for example.
Because Xiaomei's hammer can hook nails.
So in most cases, Cody, who can send nails, needs to pave the way for Xiaomei, and let Xiaomei go to places he can't reach through launching and recalling.
After that, Xiaomei will swing the hammer to knock down the mechanism and open a shortcut for Cody.
Not only that.
In addition to helping each other pass levels, the skills of the two people can also complement each other to form combined skills.
For example, Xiaomei first used a hammer to smash up the mechanism platform, and then Cody fired nails to lock the platform in the right position, making it easier for two people to pass.
The whimsical level design and usage of exclusive equipment, as well as the decryption levels created based on exclusive equipment...
Almost every setting in this game made Liuliu, a veteran player, unable to help but marvel.
"It's amazing, friends. His level design ideas are really unheard of."
Liuliu exclaimed as he passed the border:
"Just tell me what kind of brain this person has,"
"It's obviously just a hammer and a nail. They're just two simple props, but they've been manipulated into something fancy."
"It's so fun, really, this game is the pinnacle of fun,"
"It is no exaggeration to say that, so far, this is the most 'fun' game I have ever played."
Liuliu's words also attracted unanimous approval from the audience in the live broadcast room——
‘This hammer and hammer combo is really cool’
‘The key is ingenuity. It feels like the whole game is like a precision gear machine. Every perfect fit is amazing’
‘The combination skills really amazed me’
‘The coordination between the two people in this work is really amazing’
‘My family was amazed’
‘The coordination and sophistication is more than one level higher than when I escaped from death’
'After all, Escape is mainly about movies, and it's not that magical.'
‘Hey, I suddenly couldn’t bear to watch it, for fear of being spoiled too much’
‘I’m a little reluctant to even play it. When I think that this game will end in the end, I feel sad’
‘…’
Stunning.
If we say that the original Escape was based on the lens language, it allowed players and audiences to be immersed in it as if they were experiencing the movie, and experience the amazingness of the movie-style game.
So the two-player journey starts with the gameplay and uses cleverly conceived level design to allow players to fully experience the stunning charm brought by the gameplay.
even!
This kind of amazement is no less amazing than the time and space travel level in "Titanfall".
That is from now on!
In all the live broadcast rooms of "Two People Go Together", they all remembered the voices of exclamation one after another——
"Wow--"
"I go--"
"This is too awesome——"
"Oh - that's how it turned out -"
“Damn, this design is too shabby——”
"..."
Of course!
In amazement!
As a game produced by Golden Wind, running around and screaming are naturally indispensable!
And this time, in addition to panic and screams, the more visually impactful action performance is even more amazing!
"Hou! Li! Crab!"
"Xu! You are so damn handsome!!!"
…
Yes.
With the release of Duoduo, the old friends pew and Xu Xiaolin also joined the army of experiencing the game.
pew is for the live broadcast, while Xu Xiaolin is for writing reviews.
But if you don’t play, you don’t know.
After playing it, the two of them were really shocked.
Because just now!
After some admiration, both parties reached the end of the second level and encountered the second BOSS - the Rusty Toolbox.
And the venue given to them this time is still a platform.
However, this time the platform is a simple wooden board.
But the Toolbox BOSS has two long mechanical arms that can attack them from a distance.
Drill, sweep, rain nails.
After all, the two of them are old guys who have traveled countless times, and there is no ambiguity in fighting the BOSS.
Although the toolbox kept drilling holes in the wooden board they were on, compressing their living space, and was attacked by a rain of nails.
But the two experienced old players were still able to find a rhythm and dodge the attacks amidst the hurried exclamations.
It was even ridiculed by the audience in the live broadcast room as - it seems to be panicking, but in fact it is as stable as an old dog.
After dodging two rounds of attacks, the two of them also found a way to attack the BOSS.
That is, while the BOSS's arm is sweeping across, Cody temporarily fixes its arm on the wooden board, and then fires nails to pave the way for Xiaomei, letting Xiaomei swing along the nail hook to the platform next to the BOSS, and remove his
arm.
With a burst of clanging, the first fixed lock on BOSS's right arm was quickly hammered open by Xu Xiaolin.
And when the BOSS's arm launched a sweep for the second time, pew repeated the same trick and nailed the BOSS's arm to the board.
A personal performance belonging to Xu Xiaolin also unfolds!
Ding! Whoosh!
Ding! Whoosh!
Xu Xiaolin was seen swinging forward along the nail hook that pew created for him. With a Gulu sound, he landed lightly and rolled forward to relieve his force, then turned over and stood up.
Turning the hammer in your hand——
Boring!
Boring!
Boring!
Three heavy hammer blows of lightning and flint, sparks flying everywhere!
The right arm of the tool box suddenly flew away and fell into the abyss.
But the next second, there was a whirring sound, and the furious toolbox actually picked up the left arm of the steel shovel and swatted Xu Xiaolin like a mosquito!
Suddenly, the live broadcast room was filled with exclamations!
But Xu Xiaolin was not in a hurry, he took a flying step, turned over with a light kite, and his whole body seemed to be floating, barely able to avoid the slap of the tool box!
However!
Before pew on the platform in the distance could cheer, he saw the steel shovel stabbing him diagonally!
With a pull, it plunged directly into Xu Xiaolin's feet, and then suddenly turned over!
call!
Unable to dodge, Xu Xiaolin was thrown directly into the air and was about to fly off the platform and fall into the abyss.
At this critical moment!
Benedict!
Xu Xiaolin had quick eyes and quick hands, and while it was flying over the head of the tool box, he hugged the hammer tightly and hung one side of the horn firmly on the wooden beam.
Then he quickly adjusted his posture in the air.
Use inertia to throw the hammer head towards the platform where pew is.
And he himself was like a spring, his whole body was parallel to the ground, squatting horizontally on the wooden beam!
Then the legs compete!
Boo!
The whole person was like a cannonball, launching itself out twice and flying straight to the platform!
Bang! Gululu—shua!
He landed accurately and picked up the hammer head, and then stood up like a carp!
In fact, in the original work, all the performance of this section was completed by CG cutscenes.
But Gu Sheng thought that since there are somatosensory cabins in this world, and they have action assistance systems, why not let players complete this series of difficult actions on their own?
Thus, this cutscene, completely controlled by Xu Xiaolin himself, was born.
As for the design of the operation form on the PC side, it is quite simple, just use QTE.
As Xu Xiaolin stood up again, at this moment, the whole audience cheered——
'OHHHHHHH——'
‘Oh, yes! This is so fucking handsome!’
‘An empty stomach! I’m so determined to dismantle the putty on an empty stomach!’
'Hou Li Crab! This action performance is really amazing!'
‘Wait a minute! Isn’t this a fairy tale game? Why are there such cool action shots?’
‘Golden Wind always uses technology in strange places’
'Just tell me whether he's handsome or not!'
'Sexy game! How can you be so seductive! Damn it!'
'You have to taste daddy's big handle tonight, right...'
‘?’
'Hahahaha Wardfa...'
Shocked!
The whole audience cheered!
This is an unprecedented display of game playability, and it is also a stunning work that combines the golden style!
The closeness of the two's cooperation is vividly reflected in this work.
Even more, the surprises Golden Wind brings to players don’t stop there!
[This is simply the most fun game I have ever played in my current gaming career! No one!]
In the face of pew, words that are almost blind praise!
Even Xu Xiaolin couldn’t help but nod in agreement!
Although both of them had seen the actual machine demonstration at GDCA before, they only saw the two-person collaboration part between Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao.
During that live demonstration, neither of them had exclusive props.
But now!
With the stunning appearance of the exclusive props, the two of them were shocked to the core!
And then in the BOSS battle, the camera level and picture performance displayed by this game even surprised the two of them!
Even, this can no longer be regarded as a shock.
It seems more appropriate to say 'unbelievable'.
because--
“I really can’t figure out how far a game designer must go to be able to design such a ‘fun’ game...”
"I don't know either. After all, before this, I thought that the time travel level of Titanfall was already the ceiling of game level design. But after this game came out, I was completely confused because it
It seems like every level is pursuing a new playability experience!”
As soon as this statement came out!
The live broadcast room was suddenly in an uproar.
Who are these two people?
One is the most popular game anchor on Twitch today, the best among all others. He is the person who truly stands at the top of the global game live broadcast pyramid!
The other one is the editor-in-chief of the largest comprehensive game media in China. His influence in the global game circle is second only to Simon, the editor-in-chief of SNG!
and.
It can be said that these two people have traveled countless times!
It is not even an exaggeration to say that these two people have played more games than most players have seen or even heard of!
But now.
Even these two people gave such a peak evaluation to "Two People".
It’s enough to show how heavy this game is!
…
"The most important thing is that it will give you a set of exclusive equipment for each level. Ya'er, this game is really scary! It's just like the fun of becoming the ultimate invincible tomato banana peel!"
As the prostitute teacher's voice sounded.
At this moment, Cody, played by Mr. Piao, and Xiaomei, played by Mr. Ma, have put on new equipment.
Yes, after defeating the toolbox boss, they rescued the tools trapped in the toolbox.
Cody put the nail back in place, and Xiaomei also installed the hammer head on the hammer handle.
The tools happily thanked them both and said goodbye to them in good faith.
The two of them also learned through the telescope that it was their daughter's tears that triggered the magic. Although their bodies are still at home, their souls are attached to the doll.
So, the two discussed that since it was their daughter's tears that turned them into dolls, it would be better to let their daughter cry again, and maybe they could change back.
Just do it.
The two hit it off immediately.
But the problem now is-the tool room where they are now is still a bit far from the house.
In order to enter their daughter's bedroom, they must first pass through the big tree in the courtyard.
But just when passing by the big tree, an accident happened——
They were kidnapped by a group of squirrels dressed like military officers.
The squirrel thought they were the wasp's accomplices, but after some verification, he discovered that they had the ability to resurrect indefinitely.
So Captain Squirrel decided to make a deal with the two of them:
[I will help you enter the house, but only if you help us solve the beehive deep in the big tree house.]
that's all!
The two people’s new equipment then arrived——
The prostitute teacher obtained a gum gun that can shoot flammable slime, which has the characteristics of attaching to the gun, gaining weight, and igniting and exploding.
Teacher Ma got a match crossbow, which can fire a match to ignite the gum, and has the characteristics of detonating and damaging.
Two swords combined!
The complementary props once again bring players a new gaming experience!
During the play, Cody not only needs to spray gum on the vines and let Xiaomei light it to clear the roadblocks.
You also need to rely on the principle of gum weight gain to solve puzzles in the intricate treehouse hive.
What's more, when the wasps are attacking, you need to wrap their wings with gum and cooperate with Xiaomei to kill the enemies!
As for Xiaomei, she naturally cooperates with Cody to clear roadblocks, detonate gum, and use the high-speed principle of the match crossbow to hit mechanisms and solve puzzles!
Unparalleled play enjoyment!
Teacher Hua and Lao Ma both went crazy!
Especially when attacking the last BOSS - the Mechanical Bumblebee, even though the two of them died over and over again, they couldn't hold back the laughter from the heart!
Even the audience couldn't help but sigh:
'You didn't behave like this when you attacked Ashina Isshin.'
‘I can make a collection of Teacher Ma’s ghostly laughter’
‘All I can think about right now is [ehheeheehee] and [yohohohoho]’
‘It feels like they haven’t had so much fun in a long time’
‘It’s really a fairy tale for adults, this game is really well done’
‘I can’t even imagine how happy it would be to play with my girlfriend’
‘It’s so damn easy to figure out how big the old thief’s brain is.’
‘The level design alone is breathtaking’
‘I can’t imagine what kind of work I will have in the future’
‘What else? Huh?’
‘…’
As we all know.
Golden Wind players’ “Huh?” never fail.
Yes.
If after defeating Bumblebee, you think that this game is imaginative enough, the gameplay is rich enough, and the playability has reached its peak!
Then everything shown next will break through players' ultimate imagination of the "playability" of a game again and again!
Because at this moment!
Shen Miaomiao was sitting on the machine gun seat of the big-pants plane and screamed with excitement!
"Wu——hu——"
Chuchuchu!!!
Tongues of fire spit out!
A glider consisting of a clothes drying rack, flower pants, and a lighter inflatable can is flying through the tree hole!
In the driving seat below, Gu Sheng, wearing a flying helmet, was at the helm!
And sitting on the hang glider was Shen Miaomiao who was controlling the fixed match heavy machine gun!
