Chapter 353 Hot search explodes! The first mysterious guest!
This is Shen Capital.
No wonder Shen Miaomiao always had an ordinary attitude towards celebrities.
Because we look at the country.
It is no exaggeration to say that Shen Wanlin opened his mouth and asked which celebrity he wanted to arrange to come to the venue or participate in activities.
No matter you are a movie king or a movie queen, no matter how old the agency you rely on is.
When Shen Wanlin asked him/her to come, no one would dare to say no.
Unless you don’t want to eat this bowl of rice in China anymore.
otherwise!
With Yuan Quan's meager energy and Golden Wind's investment of 18 million, do you want to invite such a heavyweight guest to film an online variety show?
It’s as difficult as climbing to heaven!
so!
No wonder the audience was so surprised!
Everyone is confused!
Almost in just ten minutes!
Among the top ten hot searches on Weibo, searches about yearning account for half!
9: Stardew Valley live-action variety show (hot)
8: Golden Wind Variety Show (Hot)
6: Do you think this is called Internet variety show? (Boiling)
4: He Jiong/Huang Lei (Boiling)
3: The life you long for (explosion)
Once the unprecedented luxury lineup was announced, it instantly aroused heated discussion across the Internet!
And the audience for the show came like a mountain and a sea!
[Stress, impatience, anxiety]
[With the rapid development of urbanization, people today are walking faster and faster]
[However, the desire to breathe free air, leave the hustle and bustle, and live the life you long for has never disappeared]
【……】
As the voice-over in the opening sequence progresses, the camera gradually emerges from the bustling city traffic, floating towards the suburbs as if it has grown wings.
Between the vast fields, the camera passes through the countryside, through the fields, through the layers of corn fields, passing by the lush cucumber seedlings, and finally opens the door and arrives at a warm and ordinary farmhouse. among.
[This is Stardew Valley Farm, and it is also a utopia far away from the city]
[Here you can drink tea and chat, leisurely and leisurely]
【Here you can enjoy the tranquility of tending to flowers and plants】
[This is also the tranquility of being self-sufficient and retreating to the countryside]
【This is--】
【Golden Wind·Longing for Life】
Beautiful scenery combined with a laid-back atmosphere.
As soon as the title sequence was released, the audience cheered——
'Wow - it looks good -'
'I saw the photo wall in the Mushroom House in Wuhu! Xiao Huang actually still keeps it! It wasn't canceled because of the show!'
‘It’s such a pity that the trial opening didn’t happen before…’
‘Mom, I’m on TV!’
‘The show will be filmed for three months, and it will definitely be released again later’
‘I guess it won’t be at this price if it opens again’
‘Damn, I’m so excited. Not only will you be able to get early access to TV, but you’ll also get Golden Wind coupons.’
‘I have to say, it’s really fun to live here. Labor is exchanged for food. I hope the program team will continue this model.’
‘…’
While the audience was discussing, the small courtyard door was pushed open by Peng Peng, and the show officially started.
Yes.
Although theoretically the third guest in the first season is Dahua, there may be some mistakes due to changes in the world line.
After some searching, Gu Sheng found that there was no such person, so he directly turned his attention to the later "Family of Four" group, and directly designated the last two permanent guests as Peng Peng and his sister.
It can be regarded as directly evolving the mushroom house into a complete form.
Soon, the family of four arrived.
After some mutual introductions, the program team’s arrangements came as promised——
"Because we rent the Golden Wind venue, we need to pay rent, a total of 1,000 corns."
As soon as the director said this!
Peng Peng almost fell to his knees on the ground!
"How much...how much?!"
A thousand corns! God knows how long it will take to break them!
Although he knew that this program advocated making enough food and clothing by yourself, such a high 'rent' still made him tremble and muttered to himself:
"The old thief is too dark..."
good!
As an avid game enthusiast and an out-and-out butter player, Peng Peng is naturally very familiar with the name Gu Sheng, the old thief!
And as soon as this statement came out, it naturally caused the barrage to burst into laughter——
'Peng Peng is an old butter player when he speaks.'
‘Senior victim of old thieves’
‘It’s so funny that I just complained about the old thieves on the show’
‘I’m a fan now, I hope I can yell louder next time’
‘Hahahahahaha, the old thief blurted out’
‘Angrily scolding the father of the funder, Peng Peng will be expelled from Mushroom House tomorrow because he entered the courtyard with his left foot’
'Old thief: Oh? I heard you called me a bad person? Young man, how should you respond if I increase the number to two thousand?'
'Sounds like something an old thief could do'
'laughing to death...'
‘…’
However!
The program team seems to have really inherited the torture attribute of the old thief, and completely followed the tradition of Stardew Valley Villa——
In addition to paying rent, any food needs to be exchanged for corn or other crops!
"ah--"
Peng Peng's desperate voice echoed through the courtyard:
"The rent is RMB 1,000, a meal of fried noodles for dinner costs RMB 200, and I have not done anything yet and am in debt for 1,200 corns. What kind of show are you guys doing..."
An outrageous show!
The appearance of Longing seems to have broken everyone's traditional image of artists having fine clothes and fine food, with assistants taking care of everything.
It even breaks the tradition that "variety shows are all scripts".
Although it may have some variety show effects, Mushroom House Family still has a script.
But when it comes to "working"!
The program team is not ambiguous at all!
The audience watched helplessly as Peng Peng and Teacher He unscrewed the fried noodles with two hundred corn kernels one by one and handed them over to the program crew for counting. There was no ambiguity at all!
"It's really swollen, look at my shoulders..."
At dinner time, He Jiong rolled up his sleeves and showed off his swollen arms to Huang Lei, who was cooking.
Peng Peng on the other side was holding a bowl and stuffing it hard, almost crying:
"It's so fragrant, Teacher Huang... I have never tasted such fragrant noodles in my life... They really played too hard..."
Real work!
You can truly have enough food and clothing by yourself!
Once the new program format is broadcast, more and more viewers come to watch!
Have you ever seen such a battle before?
Although there have been similar variety show formats that let celebrities do work before, those were basically based on 'experience', supplemented by editing, thereby creating a 'down-to-earth' image of the stars.
But yearning is completely different!
The swollen arms, the soaked sweatshirt, the corn boxes full of corn, the amazing appetite...
To put it in barrage terms, participating in "The Yearning" is no longer down-to-earth. If you are a celebrity with a slightly weaker physique, you may be directly down-to-earth...
"...I've decided, I'm just going to have this meal,"
After a hearty meal, Peng Peng waved his hand and said with some difficulty:
"From now on, let's just boil noodles in plain water and pick some vegetables from the field to eat. In this way, we don't have to break the corn?"
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help laughing and saying that Peng Peng is really good at bugs.
However!
Just when everyone thought that Peng Peng’s stuck bug would make the program team helpless!
The next morning!
My sister just got up and received a strange phone call——
"Wai? Are you a mushroom house?"
The female voice on the phone seemed to be very young, crisp, and spoke with a Sichuan and Chongqing accent.
"Ah? Yes! It's a mushroom house. Who is it?"
The younger sister didn't seem to have fully woken up from her nap. Her little face was full of confusion. She didn't know what was going on and why someone would call them.
"Hey, don't bother with me. I'm here to order. I want a piece of beef with stilts. Remember..."
Well, after saying that, the call was hung up.
"Hey-hey-?!"
The younger sister held up the receiver and blinked her eyes when she saw Peng Peng who had just walked out of the room:
"Brother, I just got a call!"
"Ah? Phone?"
Peng Peng looked at his sister who was kneeling on the ground:
"what phone?"
“Call to order,”
My sister raised the receiver in her hand:
"She said she wanted to eat stiletto beef. She is a girl with a Sichuan and Chongqing accent."
Order?
This...I...he...what?!
Peng Peng was dumbfounded and looked at the director team with questioning eyes.
No? Are you just here to torture people? Why is there a guest ordering session? Is that a typo?
However!
The director's response made him feel a sense of despair——
"Those who called to order are all mysterious guests who came to visit. You need to complete the guests' requests before dinner."
"ah--?!"
Peng Peng was really shocked and sat down on the ground with a grunt:
"You guys...have even moved the favorability and birthday systems over?!"
Hahahahahaha——
Suddenly! The audience burst into laughter!
‘Classic Stardew Valley cooking and gift giving’
‘There are NPCs here to boost your favorability, hahahahahaha’
'Too rude...'
‘I wonder why the director team is so indifferent to Peng Peng’s buggy style, it turns out there is still this trick’
‘The ordering is too outrageous, it’s pure torture’
'I'll get... stilted beef... beef! How much corn does this cost!'
‘Yesterday’s noodles were worth two hundred, so why can’t today’s beef be four or five hundred?’
'I can't show off at all...'
'Hahahaha, it looks good, it looks good, this is the life of a celebrity I want to see!'
"You really want to recreate Stardew Valley completely, right? You can't stop for a moment."
'That's good. At least Peng Peng didn't work until he fainted at the door at two o'clock in the middle of the night, and was sent home by the director for the price of two hundred corns.'
'It's too real to faint at the door for two hundred dollars...'
‘…’
However!
Just when Peng Peng was about to struggle to get up and report the desperate news to the two 'parents'!
Jingle Bell--
The phone that my sister had just put down actually rang again!
"Brother, you...are you coming?"
My sister pushed her hand to signal Peng Peng to answer the phone.
"Hello? Mushroom...mushroom house..."
Peng Peng answered the phone, a little timid.
Just listening to the call, a male voice with a strong Hong Kong accent said:
"Way? Thunder monkey, it's too spicy. I'd like to order one to tear apart Phuket Island~"
Peng Peng was speechless: "...can I say no?"
"Hahahahaha,"
The other end of the phone laughed loudly:
"Don't worry, we are here as table guests - do you have Juxun there?"
Juxun???
What the hell is that?
It happened that Teacher Huang also woke up at this time, and Peng Peng hurriedly handed over the phone as if asking for help:
"Teacher Huang, I have a guest coming. I ordered a piece of beef, and... chrysanthemum smoke? I don't know what it is."
"Do you still want to order?"
Teacher Huang was also a little confused and took the call:
"Hi, I'm Huang Lei."
The person on the other end of the phone was very polite: "Oh oh oh, Huang Laoxi, thunder monkey, I want to order a Juxun -"
"Is it...tea?"
Huang Lei didn’t quite understand:
"Chrysanthemum tea? What do you smoke?"
At this time, the audience was also confused and had no idea what this mysterious guest wanted.
"No, no, no chrysanthemum tea,"
The man on the other end of the phone quickly explained, and after some thought he said:
"It's just... Oh, Juxun, it's an urgent thing,"
"Ju Bajie, Xun Wukong,"
"Juxun—"
Huang Lei fell silent.
There was silence for three full seconds!
Then he slowly said: "... Bamboo fungus, right?!"
"Why--"
As soon as these words came out, the man on the other end of the phone finally smiled!
"dei!dei!dei! It's more spicy than Juxun! Juxun smoked chicken..."
Grass--!!!
Hearing this, the audience almost laughed out loud!
‘Hahahahahahaha who can guess this...’
'God damn Ju Bajie smokes Wukong!'
"Zhu Bajie wanted to separate the family after hearing this, and Sun Wukong wanted to beat him up after hearing this."
'That's too rude hahahahaha I just want to know who this guest is hahahahaha...'
‘It’s so mean, really, it’s so mean, this guy is obviously a fake Hong Kong prostitute’
‘This bamboo fungus is so sexy that it flashes my waist’
'It's really a knife to pull the ass - it opened my eyes'
‘Hahahaha, Teacher Huang brought slippers’
'Teacher Huang: Let you try chrysanthemum smoked slippers today!'
‘…’
However!
Just when the audience was still discussing the outrageous fact that the names of Bajie and Wukong were forcibly tampered with by Big Tongue!
As the camera turns!
The appearance of two mysterious guests caused the entire barrage area to explode instantly!
