Chapter 405 Newton’s coffin can’t hold it anymore!
Awesome.
It is simply unprecedented awesomeness! Eternally outstanding awesomeness! Shocking awesomeness!
The awesome thing about it is that it will make you marvel in disbelief that this is actually a game released at this year's Gamescom with the IP of Lord of the Rings!
At this moment!
Almost all the media who had made "worth looking forward to" evaluations of this game were all dumbfounded!
I even began to doubt my own experience and judgment in my ten years of working in the industry!
The Lord of the Rings IP cost 500 million dollars!
You said that its quality is completely insufficient for the development cost, and is it as bug-prone as "Yexia Island"?
Not really!
Because from the perspective of industrial quality, whether it is the light and shadow presentation in the game or the dark and dense mountains, the expressiveness and fidelity of the picture are very high!
"That is to say!"
SLGamers deputy editor Laye grabbed his sparse hair in disbelief, his eyes filled with question marks:
"Whether it's the inexplicable automatic adsorption and modeling gaps, or the design that Gulu's 'assassination' in person will not trigger the alarm, it's all done intentionally by Yunwei!"
"This is actually a feature of their game! Feature?!"
"What the hell——?"
"they are……"
…
"...Are they a bunch of fucking schizophrenic patients? How else would they create such an evil protagonist?"
Similarly, at this moment, Hank, the editor of Hummingbird Games, was also making a sharp blast:
"I felt something was wrong from the moment they chose the protagonist Gollum,"
"Although Gollum is very well-known as a character throughout The Lord of the Rings,"
"But hasn't this guy always been the most despicable, darkest, and disgusting character in The Lord of the Rings?!"
"I actually thought that they would differentiate the two personalities of Gollum and Smeag like in "Fight Club" and compete with each other to reflect Gollum's only conscience and dark and despicable struggle,"
"result!"
"Hou-Li Crab! What the hell kind of shit did I experience?"
"How does Cornick understand that what players want to experience is the inner struggle and struggle of a split personality,"
"Instead of fucking! Immersive! Play! A! Loud and annoying! Pointless! Paranoid and weird!"
"Neuropathy!"
"This is just fucking-"
…
"Crime! Fucking crime! I reported the bastard Cornick for electronic lynching on me!"
Ergoujun, the editor-in-chief of Bonfire Games, roared in the live broadcast room:
"The platform jumping design at the beginning of this century. If Sekiro knew he was being compared to this thing, he would have to be killed by Cornick!"
"What a comparison! What a comparison!"
"That setting of lying on the ground like a dog forever and only looking up at the sky is very similar to the state of Cornick when he was a dog for Vivendi!"
"That shit-like edge adsorption judgment is like Schrödinger's mother, who is always in a state of superposition of life and death!"
"The climbing point without any warning, which is right in front of you but you can't find it at all, makes me feel like Cornick personally put his mother's ashes into the milk powder can and then forced the player to take the fucking ashes out of the can.
Sift out the milk powder!"
"This is not a game! This is a transnational fraud!"
"If the American five-star general MacArthur were still alive, he would definitely comment-"
…
"Give him a Lord of the Rings and he will give you a schizophrenic Gollum in return."
"Give him a cost of 500 million, and he will give you a pile of flying defense."
In the live broadcast room, pew, who did not participate in the Cologne Exhibition this time, played the role of MacArthur in the live broadcast room, holding a pipe and saying:
"I thought my lie about getting the soldiers home before Christmas was outrageous enough," he said.
"I never expected that the president of the world's largest comprehensive game manufacturer would be even more powerful,"
"He actually called this mosaic a 'game' and even classified it as a 'platform jumping game,'"
"Compared to this, Golden Wind's SamGu has to give in three points,"
"Because Cornick is the real psychopath. Rather than saying that "Gulu" is the conflict between the two personalities of Smeg and Gollum, it is better to say that it is a multiple-choice question for the players——"
"There are two chairs in front of you. One has a pile of answers on it, and the other has a big dick on it. You must sit on one of the chairs and eat the food on the other chair."
"He is the genius of torture, the inventor of electronic torture, and the real six-star general!"
…
Exploded!
Good news: The reputation of "Lord of the Rings: Gollum" is booming!
Bad news: The reputation of "Lord of the Rings: Gollum" is exploded!
This 3S-level work derived from the world-famous IP "handled by Kaunike himself" relies on its overwhelming publicity, cookie-cutter platform jumping design, insincere detail optimization, bizarre protagonist settings, and incompetent and confused AI.
Logic, as well as the deliberate jump judgment and the ten-hour official rated game process!
Within just half an hour of Gamescom, it topped the red and black game lists of various media outlets!
"The score for the first experience is 1/10! Simon, the editor-in-chief of SNG, bluntly said that '1 point is only the limit of scoring, not the limit of Gulu'"
"Violent complaints! Well-known Twitch game anchor pew sharply criticizes Gulu!"
"What kind of work does Cornick, who intends to imitate Sam's personal control of the game, bring?"
"I thought Yexia Island was already invincible! Whose general is this Gulu?"
"What a surprise! The widely anticipated score of 'Lord of the Rings Gollum' is generally no more than 2/10!"
"..."
There was an uproar!
actually!
If "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" had not been authorized by such a well-known IP, there would not have been overwhelming publicity, and there would not have been nearly unanimous evaluations worth looking forward to by all media.
No matter how bad it is, it will never suffer such an uproar.
but!
It has done all the publicity mentioned above, and it has done it in a big way!
I have made great progress with each passing day! I have made great progress!
From Ireland to Khitan, no one knows it, no one knows it!
From the stock price to the market value, it has risen crazily and reached new highs!
This feeling is like a world-renowned group company announcing that it will develop an unprecedented product, and then delivering a whole bunch of defenses (physics) under great expectations!
Angry is no longer enough to describe the mood of media followers from all walks of life!
Surprise and disbelief will be their only emotions at this moment!
A sensational collapse, starting from this moment, is spreading to the entire gaming circle!
The collapse of word-of-mouth and the overwhelming abuse are the most insignificant consequences of this horrific accident!
The real horrific consequence is that Yunwei's market value growth that just set a record is evaporating crazily at a speed visible to the naked eye...
…
And this time!
While the outside world is still in a state of anxiety and chaos!
Dream is fighting a tree.
The square sun hangs in the sky, and irregular rectangular clouds float by.
The water beside the lake is sparkling, and the grass underfoot is lush and lush.
The years are quiet and peaceful.
There is only the sound of knocking on wood, rhythmically ringing in the dream world.
to be honest!
Dream actually doesn’t know what to do now.
As soon as he entered the game, he was born in a hilly landform, surrounded by mountains, water, and woods.
The backpack grid in the UI interface is blank.
On the upper left side of the backpack grid, there are ten pixel-style red hearts, representing the blood volume.
On the upper right, there is a string of ten small hams in a pixelated style, which is his satiety level.
Gone.
that's it.
Although Dream is still a little uncomfortable with this kind of somatosensory cabin pixel style, the game's own creative workshop was opened and a series of high-definition and light and shadow texture packs were loaded, which improved the picture to a stunning level.
but!
The interface UI is still the same.
So, based on his game experience and intuition, Dream decided to try digging out the wood first:
"I don't know if it can be dug like this. At the beginning of Stardew Valley, at least there were tips from Mayor Lewis and a beginner's tool kit. This game actually has nothing..."
Bo!
Just talking!
Suddenly, I heard a soft crisp sound!
Dream watched helplessly as a section of the tree trunk in front of him was dug out by himself, and a piece of wood was automatically sucked into his backpack.
Then!
There's no after that.
The tree stump was still stuck on the ground blankly, with a section of space in the middle, and above it was the canopy suspended in the air.
"ah???"
Dream was stunned for a full two seconds and made a sound unique to Golden Wind players.
Brother, are you just... so... dangling?
Dream tentatively reached out and swiped at the oak tree's opening.
No problem, it's not a bug, he has indeed dug up that section of tree trunk.
And his brother Shu is indeed suspended in the air like this, standing erect.
The live broadcast room is full of question marks——
‘???’
‘This? Huh?’
‘Why doesn’t it fall? It’s not receiving any force? Gravity doesn’t exist anymore?’
‘No? Hahahahahaha, I’m full of fucking questions!’
‘Stop laughing! Come and help me! Newton’s coffin board can’t hold it down anymore!’
‘Don’t ask, just ask because of the characteristics of the game’
'Don't tell me, this is really a special feature, it just... can... make blocks levitate...'
‘Oh my God! I suddenly had an idea! Since the blocks can levitate, can’t they be used to build floating cities?’
'Oh...it's interesting'
'This setting... is quite golden...'
'Too rude...'
‘…’
Dream was shocked.
The audience was also shocked!
After all, even in the most rudimentary games, the models are usually subjected to stress.
If a big tree is cut down, it will fall down, and the physical model suspended in the air will fall to the ground.
This is common sense!
but!
Minecraft just violates this common sense and allows the blocks to float independently in the air!
"It's just... quite unexpected..."
Dream was also quite dumbfounded.
As he spoke, he took out the piece of wood he had just picked up:
"So what's the use of this wood? What should I do..."
"oh--!!!"
Follow the dream to put the log into the small space of the heads-up display UI interface!
Four planks transformed from logs appeared.
And when Dream, with the mentality of giving it a try, filled four squares with four wooden boards!
A square workbench was magically put together in this way!
Dream's wonderful adventure begins from this small workbench...
