After getting some well water and washing my face, I felt more energetic.
Fu Nantian was nowhere to be seen, and before even calling a few times, his stomach started to protest strongly, so he could only go to the kitchen to make a bowl of noodles.
After eating and drinking enough, I felt comfortable all over.
Although my body is very strange and I have to eat, drink and defecate all the time, which is a bit troublesome, the leisurely time with a cup of tea after a meal is still very comfortable.
What’s the point of cultivating immortality if you don’t have a little fun?
Thinking this way, Yi Feng felt much better.
While he was enjoying his tea, a foul smell suddenly came from the backyard.
The smell was really pungent, comparable to that of a fifty-year-old hut, so Yi Feng quickly covered his nose and walked to the backyard with an angry look on his face!
"Who the hell dumps shit everywhere...?"
As soon as they reached the backyard, Yi Feng hadn't finished cursing yet, and there was already surprise in his tone.
In sight.
Fu Nantian and a few old men kept arguing, and they didn't know where to find the rake, but they kept fighting with it in their hands.
"Zui Wuya! How dare you steal my opportunity?"
"Fu Nantian, you are so shitty, why don't you give us a little!"
"Fart! I finally found this outside. If you want it, just rely on your own ability to find it!"
"What the hell..."
Several old men were quarreling with red faces, fighting each other over the pile of dung in the middle. Not to mention how weird the scene was, everyone in Yifeng was dumbfounded.
Good guy...
I have seen people robbing people for money, but I have never seen people robbing people for shit!
These old guys really know how to play.
Such a unique hobby makes even perverts feel perverted when they hear it.
The more Yi Feng watched, the more surprised and suspicious he became. His eyes were opened so much that he couldn't help but ask questions.
"Forehead……"
"Brothers, is this feces some kind of treasure? That makes you care so much?"
As soon as you speak.
Several people looked back after hearing the sound.
Zui Wuya and Wei Donghai had been given swords by Yi Feng, so they naturally had great attitudes. Even if they were blushing just now, they turned around and smiled and clasped their fists.
"Brother Yi!"
"What you don't know is that the excrement of these strange beasts is not unusual. We just have some uses for it, so we value it so much."
"That's right! What we are fighting for is not excrement, but opportunity! As long as we observe various kinds of excrement, we may be able to understand the path of excrement!"
The two of them spoke in a decent manner, but Yi Feng's eyes widened when he heard it.
"The Avenue of Shit...?"
"Why does it sound unreliable? Can cultivation be related to feces?"
Unexpectedly, as soon as he said his question, the two brothers burst into laughter.
Fu Nantian also looked back with a smile, a proud look on his eyebrows.
"Boy, this is how ignorant you are!"
"To tell you the truth, we have witnessed the greatest battle in the world before, and witnessed the action of a peerless power, whose magical powers were so terrifying!"
"After several inquiries, I found out that the great master used excrement to enter the Tao, and that's how he achieved his current achievements!"
"You are definitely not capable of understanding this kind of supreme magic!"
"Now that I have collected the dung of all the strange beasts nearby, I have more chances to enter the Tao than anyone else. If you become a disciple as soon as possible, how about I share some of the dung with you?"
No matter what Fu Nantian said, Yi Feng just stood there blankly.
Noticing that the pile of turd at the opponent's feet was being protected like a treasure, he felt a sense of disgust and shook his head repeatedly.
"No, no, no..."
Yi Feng doesn't believe in the road of shit.
If you can become powerful just by looking at excrement, then wouldn’t the old man who used to pour excrement on himself become powerful?
This is obviously nonsense!
Besides, if he really had such great power, how could he reveal his cultivation method so easily?
I guess it was because people were just perfunctory, but they actually believed it.
These guys are really talented.
As for practicing the art of dung, Yi Feng didn't even have the slightest interest!
Both the Yunxing cultivator and the exterminated demons were novices in his eyes. What was there to learn from them?
In a blink of an eye.
A few old men started arguing again, and Yi Feng looked helpless. When he saw them, he was about to swing a target at them, and it was very likely that they would dance for nine days.
To avoid being affected, Yi Feng quickly pinched his nose and ran away.
Until he walked out of the hospital, he continued to run non-stop and ran all the way to the entrance of the village, taking a deep breath of fresh air.
It didn't take long.
Zui Wuya and Wei Donghai flew through the air angrily, holding the rake tightly in their hands and cursing!
"hateful!"
"This old licker is really greedy. One person can occupy so many opportunities!"
"Forget it, forget it. He has already smeared feces on the wall. We can't just pull it off and demolish his house, right? After all, we have been old friends for so many years, so it's better to avoid harming the relationship."
"Hey, it's a pity that we have transcended the flesh and blood body, otherwise there would be no need to go out and look for excrement!"
"It's better to set off quickly, otherwise by the time Brother Luo takes action, we won't even be able to pick up the dung!"
Listen to the chatter in the sky.
Yi Feng was already a little dumbfounded, but suddenly he felt relieved. The body of flesh and blood was quite good. Eating, drinking, and peeing were not all bad, at least they would definitely make these brothers envious.
This is often the case in the world.
As the saying goes, "Your honey is my arsenic", the pain and suffering in one's own eyes may turn into sweet dreams in the eyes of others.
All living beings are often trapped in appearances and unable to transcend red lips.
Having said that.
Yi Feng is also embarrassed to give people shit. It's not very honorable to talk about his little privacy, so it's better to keep it silently in his heart.
Seeing these old men addicted to picking up excrement, I guess the village will soon be full of smell.
Yi Feng couldn't help sighing and staring into the distance.
"It looks like I won't be able to stay for a few more days. Where should I go next?"