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Chapter 627: Shit, invincible

"Are you sure this is the island?"

One of the men looked at it in surprise.

"Sir, the messenger said that only this place has isolated him from tracing."

Mie Shi said respectfully: "In a low-level plane like the Xianjiang Continent, under normal circumstances, it is impossible to escape the envoy's investigation. So there is a lot of suspicion here!"

"snort!"

"Such a small island can be destroyed with the wave of your hand."

"Why do we, the ten brothers, need to take action ourselves?"

One of the armored men made a disdainful voice.

"Old Shi, don't be impulsive."

The leading man said in a deep voice: "The fact that this place can avoid the envoy's pursuit means that there must be something fishy, ​​so it's better to be careful."

"Brother is right. Since the envoy wants us ten brothers to come together, he must have a reason. So I suggest that we send a few people in to investigate first!" Another man in armor said.

"kindness!"

"Old Eight, Old Nine, Old Ten, you three should take a trip!" the leading man ordered: "Remember, don't act rashly before you find out the situation!"

"yes, Sir."

Upon hearing this, the three men immediately flew towards the island.

And on the edge of the lake.

Lu Dasheng, who had finished picking out dung with his ten apprentices, was washing the dung bucket by the lake.

"Mark my words."

"For a swordsman, his sword is his life. If the sword is with the person, the sword will disgrace the person!"

"For an alchemist, the alchemy furnace is his life. Where the alchemy furnace is, so does his reputation!"

"For us, the dung bucket is our life. We should love it, care for it, and give it the most exquisite care!"

"So cleaning the dung bucket is also a science."

Lu Dasheng picked up his own excrement bucket and demonstrated it himself, while giving serious instructions.

"It pays attention to rinsing, washing, and wiping three times, and circulating it inside and outside five times. After brushing it until it is shiny and shiny, then polishing and waxing it will be considered barely qualified."

"Only in this way will it identify with you and create a certain contractual relationship with you. Only then will you be able to understand the Great Way of Shit."

"Perhaps you still don't understand what I have said, but if you reach my level, you will understand what I say."

"And as long as you do what I say and behave well, if there is a chance in the future, I will go to your husband's place and apply for a pair of new excrement buckets for each of you."

"remember."

"The dungster is invincible!"

Lu Dasheng raised his fists.

"The dungster is invincible!"

"Huha!"

The top ten disciples cheered loudly, especially when they heard Lu Dasheng said that he would apply for a new dung bucket from his husband in the future, all of them smiled.

And this time.

The three armored men landed in the woods not far from the lake and slowly approached the island.

"Brother Bage and Ninth Brother, you said it's true, eldest brother, isn't it just a broken island? Wouldn't it be over if we fight over it?"

Lao Shi made a complaining voice.

Originally, he was a little reluctant to go down to a place like this where no one can shit. Now that he has to restrain himself, he is even more dissatisfied.

"Hey, Lao Shi, please stop saying a few words."

"It's not like you don't know how much the Messenger attaches importance to the Xianjiang Continent. Although this Xianjiang Continent is a low-level plane now, in ancient times, it was comparable to the Immortal Realm."

"So the luck here is particularly critical to the superiors."

"This person dares to get involved in the fate dispute, which shows that he has a big background and should not be underestimated." Lao Ba comforted him from the side.

"Yes, Lao Shi, feel free to feel aggrieved. Once we find out the situation on this island, you can do whatever you want!" Lao Jiu also consoled him.

"snort!"

Lao Shi snorted coldly and had to give up for now.

Just then, an extremely pungent smell of feces hit my nose.

The faces of the three stinky people suddenly changed color.

Take a look.

I discovered that the stench was coming from the dozens of neatly arranged dung buckets in front of me.

"Damn it, even if you come to a place like this where birds don't poop, you still have to smell this stink. It's really unlucky!"

Lao Shi, who was already depressed, couldn't bear it any longer. He cursed and kicked one of the dung buckets away.

Look at the bucket of shit flying out.

Lao Shi was relieved a lot.

But suddenly.

He found that the temperature in the surrounding sky had cooled down.

It makes people shiver and shiver.

The weird atmosphere made the space freeze, making the three of them feel like they were stuck in a quagmire and unable to move forward.

They saw the furious Lu Dasheng with a sullen face and a pair of scarlet eyes staring at them.

"this……"

"This is the dung bucket that my husband gave me as a gift."

"I wipe it carefully every day for fear of not taking good care of it, but you...but you kicked it away..."

"die!"

"I want you to die!"

With a violent roar, Lu Dasheng became furious.

"Here comes the bucket!"

He raised his palm.

Nine dung buckets shining with golden light suddenly appeared, swirling around him.

He closed his palms again.

The mysterious hand seals were cast out faster and faster, and finally almost turned into a phantom.

When the last handprint fell, his eyes widened sharply.

"Dung Escape, Dung Nine-Dragon Bullet!"

A loud shout came from his mouth, and the nine dung buckets next to him glowed brightly, and the powerful fluctuations could not be suppressed.

"boom!"

The bucket of dung has the power to rise.

Then he saw nine giant dragons made of condensed dung water rising into the sky from the dung bucket.

"Roar!"

Kowloon made a deafening sound.

Shocked to the sky.


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