Li Hongtian nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Although I don't know why I don't want to offend humans, immortals, and immortals, looking at Lu Zhong's solemn look, I'm afraid it's not without purpose.
After a simple meal, Lu Zhong took a look at the sky and put down his chopsticks.
"You two, take it easy, I'm ready."
Lu Zhong stood up slowly.
"Ah this..."
Seeing this, Li Hongtian asked nervously: "Is it because my food doesn't taste good? Why did Brother Lu finish it so quickly?"
"Master Li Zhou, don't be nervous. The banquet is very good, but there are more important things to do next."
After saying that, Lu Zhong walked out of the house and came under the sunlight. Taking advantage of the sunlight, he took out his pair of dung buckets.
Even though he has now gotten rid of the title of useless person and has even become the favored son of heaven in Li Hongtian's words, he dare not forget his roots.
I don’t even dare to forget Mr. Lu’s teachings.
Love the bucket as much as you love yourself.
No.
Better than loving yourself.
Therefore, it is essential to maintain the dung bucket three times every morning, noon, and evening.
wipe.
caress.
Polishing and waxing.
Don't miss any step.
When Li Hongtian saw that Lu Chong didn't even eat, he sat on the doorstep in the scorching sun, holding a bucket and immersed himself in it. He couldn't help but put down his chopsticks and followed him.
He also wanted to see what Lu Zhong was doing.
As soon as I got closer, before I could ask any questions, I was frozen in place as if struck by lightning, sweating profusely.
Because at this moment Lu Zhong was proceeding to the polishing step.
According to Mr. Lu's experience, using a trace of fairy power to drive when polishing can get twice the result with half the effort.
Lu Zhong just injected a little bit of strength into the bucket.
With this injection of power, the dung bucket that originally looked ordinary suddenly exuded the aura of a top-notch fairy weapon.
And this breath.
Li Hongtian, who happened to be coming from behind, felt it.
At this moment, Li Hongtian's legs were trembling.
That aura was simply too terrifying.
With his trembling mouth, he couldn't help but ask: "Lu, brother Lu, may I ask, may I ask, what is this in your hand?"
"Oh, this is my shit bucket."
Lu Zhong said casually while polishing.
"hiss!"
Li Hongtian couldn't help but pinch his butt, and asked with wide eyes: "You, are you really a manure bearer?"
"Why did I lie to you?"
Lu Zhong couldn't help but roll his eyes at him.
Li Hongtian has a heart attack.
Although he believed that what Lu Zhong said was eighty-nine percent true, he thought Lu Zhong was joking with him only about the matter of carrying dung.
after all.
How can a master in the late stage of True Essence Fairyland carry dung, right?
But now it seems that Lu Zhong is really a manure bearer.
wrong.
Li Hongtian's heart twitched again when he remembered something.
He realized that he had just focused on the wrong point.
Because the bigger point should not be, why can the bucket carrying dung exude such a powerful aura?
"Brother Lu, may I ask, is this bucket in your hand a top-notch, top-notch immortal weapon?" Li Hongtian asked nervously.
"Yes."
While Lu Zhong responded, he raised the excrement bucket and observed it carefully under the sunlight, also wanting to see if there was any excrement residue left in the bucket.
"It's really a top-level immortal weapon. It's really a top-level immortal weapon." For a moment, Li Hongtian looked at Lu Zhong's pair of dung buckets and his eyes were shining. He couldn't calm down and couldn't help but ask: "So, you usually
To carry manure, do you use top-notch immortal weapons?"
"certainly!"
Lu nodded.
After receiving Lu Zhong's confirmation, Li Hongtian lost his composure, holding his chest and breathing heavily.
Use top-notch immortal tools to carry manure.
This is simply unheard of and unseen.
"It makes Master Li Zhou laugh. It's not that we can't get better things to carry manure there, it's just because we just went there." Lu Chong said with a smile: "My other friends are all heaven-level immortals.
As for the utensils, especially the pair of dung buckets owned by our general manager, they were made by Mr. himself and presented to the general manager by himself. They are so high that you can’t tell the level.”
"Stop talking..."
Li Hongtian touched his heart with one hand, raised his palms, and said with a dark face.
If he continued to listen to what Lu Zhong said, he would probably be the first person to die from a heart attack in the Starry Wonderland.
It took a long time.
Li Hongtian asked cautiously: "Brother Lu, I would like to ask again, if I had a fight with you just now..."
Before Li Hongtian finished speaking, Lu Zhong said: "Of course, if a fight breaks out, I will use these pair of dung buckets to suppress Lord Li Zhou directly."
"But speaking of which, Mr. Li Zhou, you really displease me."
"I originally wanted to test the power of these pair of dung buckets, but who would have thought that you just raised the white flag and invited us to dinner so politely that we were embarrassed to do anything."
"How about we break up, Mr. Li Zhou, so that I can fully utilize the power of these dung buckets."
"Don't, don't, don't, don't..."
Li Hongtian raised his hands, but his scalp was also numb.
heart.
Also full of fear.
Just in case, he didn't turn around at that time and started fighting with Lu Zhong.
Then my current self...
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at the pair of dung buckets and shuddered.
He must have been suppressed by those pair of dung buckets!