"Hello everyone, welcome to today's Lunar New Year set. I am the host Chu Feng." Chu Feng had already changed into a suit, and a red stage was temporarily set up around it, with lanterns bearing the words "Happy New Year".
The words exude a warm red light, making people happy both physically and mentally.
Produced by the paradise, it must be a high-quality product.
Anyone who reads this, the lantern will give a blessing buff, and the new year will be filled with wealth, and the goals they yearn for will be achieved. Those who do not have a girlfriend will receive the blessing of love luck buff, and they will definitely find the one that suits them best.
The other half has a girlfriend with a prosperous career and a RV gift at their fingertips.
"During this year, I would like to thank you all for your company. I would like to thank all the friends who have seen this place and persisted in seeing this place."
"It's said to be a year, but in fact the author only updated it for three months, right?" Lin Yi walked up to the stage with a look of disgust on his face. The author updated it too slowly, which made him look ridiculous and angry.
Yo.
"It's so funny. What I'm talking about is that Dahei's updates are too slow and he can't write all about the deduction world. But Dahei has updated two new videos, so he only wrote about me. I didn't know there were so many videos to be added.
It’s the year of the monkey and the horse has passed? Can the evil god Dahei still fight?” You Shuang sat on the chair and replayed Dahei’s video, taking advantage of the opportunity to learn more about who his future teammates will be.
"Be more confident, I feel he won't be able to finish writing in the Year of the Monkey, at least until the next Year of the Rabbit."
"Be confident, I don't think the author can hold on for so long, maybe he will become a eunuch at some point."
"Be confident. Since the author dares to stop updating for half a month, it means that he has already thought of being an eunuch." Lin Yi and Ye Li sang in harmony. Although the two had never met, they had reached a rare consensus on this aspect. "Indeed, I haven't even reached the second level in three months, and I haven't even walked out of the novice village. If there were no readers, I doubt that the author would have finished the book by writing me to death. The first level is the peak.
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"Chu Feng, when I mentioned this, I remembered that readers have complained about you a lot."
Chu Feng raised his eyebrows in his signature way, and when he saw Lin Yi's sly smile, he instantly became a little interested.
"Oh? How do you say it?"
"They say that every time you are injured, you will bleed at least half a catty. Isn't this better than the bleeding effect of the Weeping Blood Dagger?"
"Half a catty of blood...will it bleed me to death? My endurance attribute is just a little higher, but at least I am still a human being, right? Shedding half a catty of blood means I have left the human species, right?"
"How could you be teleported to Dolan City if you were a human?"
"...Although I really want to refute it, what you said seems to make sense."
"Also, every time you take out the magic potion, it is the same as your trump card. The key is that every time you can rely on the magic potion, you can either escape or kill someone. Since you like taking drugs so much, the readers have given you two titles." "What title?"
"Blue bottle madman, energy emperor."
"..."
Chu Feng shook his head helplessly. Although, mana potion is really easy to use.
Breaking is a ghost skill that focuses on energy consumption and does not require much physical strength. As long as you have blue, theoretically, as long as the enemies are of the same level, you can kill them by breaking them.
It won't work if you change another skill, such as Explosion Magic. To be honest, the damage caused is not weaker than that of Point Break, and it is still a large-scale damage. But when did Chu Feng take drugs and unleash it?
It's because the physical energy consumption is too great, and the mana consumption is almost the same as breaking.
"Also, you now have high single-target damage, group damage, control, recovery, perception, and Xiaoyi can explode troops. Do you really have all-round development? Are you the one who fights the boss, or are you the boss?
Is there really only one numerical value that makes the boss stronger than you?"
"...I am the technical type."
"Send a clever message."
"Skill type!"
"How do you know which delivery type I'm talking about?"
"I don't care if the author shows me the manuscript. I know I can't die. It's such a waste."
"...Are you all-powerful now? Are there any shortcomings? How do you plan to develop in the future?"
"I'm just an ordinary person, how can I have no shortcomings?"
"Oh? What's the shortcoming?"
"Short hands."
"..."
"I feel like I can fire a firearm and snipe him with a sniper rifle first, then use magic to control and disgust him when I get close. When I get close, I use a knife to encircle the ants and insect army. Damn it!
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"Are you going to let the boss play? You are the boss and he is the boss?"
"Don't worry, I can't fire the gun, even if the author doesn't let me do it."
"And..."
"Stop it, I've already written several pages. It would be rude to criticize me for my word count."
Lin Yi was stunned, and the ominous premonition suddenly transferred to himself.
"Readers say that you watch the show when Chu Feng is beaten, and your teammates are seriously injured and smile. It's a team, but you are so weak that you don't know what you are doing. You are just fishing."
"Well... in the final analysis, you are still too weak. I am afraid that it will hold you back in the past. I can only do what I can do."
"Indeed, the balance of the park is really problematic. The strength of the people who enter is not at the same level. The ordinary native world is fine. At least it has the bonus of the master to balance it a little. The deduction world is really extremely unbalanced! That's it!
You are such a wild beast, you almost killed me with just one sword energy."
"Don't disgust me. Take a look at your control. Is this what a normal warrior should have?" Huang rolled his eyes, vaguely remembering being disgusted by Chu Feng.
"If you don't build resistance yourself and don't learn control and offset skills, then who is to blame?"
"My main profession is a spellcaster, and warrior is just a secondary profession. Have you ever seen a mage with control and offset skills?"
"...What a great idea. I didn't expect that I still have such a shortcoming."
"You should stop it a little bit!"
"Don't change the subject. You are just a pure numerical monster. How can you use your second-level strength to abuse others? I almost lost my second job with the sub-profession."
"You're the one who started the topic, right?" Huang took a deep breath and calmed down.
"You have the Deduction Paradise as your backer, and I have the Curse Paradise as your backer, and... I know the author, and I have a bit of a bad streak. Isn't it normal to be stronger?"
"Emotions are relationships. Speaking of the characters created by readers for the author, those characters seem to be pretty strong. If you are interested, you can join the group and create your own characters for the author."
"Why are you advertising? Hey!"
"Okay, thank you Huang Zhu for your answer. Next is Ye Li's question." Chu Feng used the authority of the host to silence Huang, ignoring Huang who was jumping around.
"Ah? What's wrong with me?" Ye Li, who had been hiding to have fun, was stunned for an instant, and the inexplicable pressure came to her side.
"Readers say you have no sense of existence and cannot remember you."
"I'm just a supporting role, brother! I'm just a nanny who comes to cook for you."
"That's okay, next one."
"Is this the only problem with relationships? Am I so unbearable?"
"Who's next?"
"Don't ignore me, you bastard!"
"Hehehe, it turns out that the supporting characters also have a chance to appear? Blue Bottle Maniac, I have a new batch of mana potions here, how about selling them to you at a 19% discount during the Chinese New Year?"
"Oh, the next one is my brother, Chu Yun."
"I don't even have a question!" Zhao Xin ran to the side to sell the product.
"I don't have any problem, right? I only appeared in a few scenes in total. To be honest, I'm very satisfied. I instantly felt like I had unfathomable strength."
"It's not a big problem. Readers ask you if you are my brother. It's already 300,000 words, and I haven't even recalled it."
"Isn't that your problem? Hey!"
"...Hey?"
"Hey, you're so big!"
"Oh, by the way, Xiaoyi, when readers ask when they can kill you with a knife, when will you die and show them?"
"Meow meow meow?"
"You are a bug, please keep your screams normal."
"嘤嘤嘤?"
"...Forget it."
"Xiao Feng, I should be next, right?" Hearing the long-lost voice, Chu Feng's heart was suddenly touched, and he turned to look at the source of the voice.
"Master!"
The person coming is none other than Yun Shan, Chu Feng’s old master.
"By the way, master, weren't you stabbed? Why are you here?"
Yunshan slowly took out a halo from behind and put it on his head.
"Didn't I come out with a circle of light? I've already gone to heaven and become an angel."
"...so sloppy."
"Hey, I think I'm a long time old. This death has nothing to do with those readers. They all thought of giving me a knife to make you explode. In the end, I died without watching you grow up.
Where to go."
"Master, I read that the readers said that I killed you too early, which resulted in no explosion. The author has shown me the script and will resurrect you in the future."
"Really? I know that our readers are all lovely children, and they definitely don't just want to see me, an old man, die directly."
"After resurrecting, strike me again with a knife."
"..."
"Is this a massacre convention? As a member of Qidian Orphanage, I must participate." Zhu Yeqing walked out slowly, followed by Mo Xiang.
"By the way, I asked the author to write about the relationship between Mo Xiang and me, but I haven't written it yet. I haven't even mentioned a word about my battle scene. It's already three hundred thousand words. Why should the progress be so slow?
I just want a virtual girlfriend."
"Well, you're a connected person again. I think what you said to Xiaoyi, if Mo Xiang knows that you don't want to date, I'm afraid you will lose your qualifications as a human being."
"What are you talking about?" Mo Xiang frowned and looked at Zhu Yeqing and Chu Feng in confusion.
"It's nothing, nothing. Don't listen to this kid's nonsense. Some people always try to slander me, and it's all the author who takes the lead."
"The author said that the next few chapters will be about your relationship with Mo Xiang."
"Our author is really handsome and charming..."
"Okay, don't flatter the author. I'll take this opportunity to tell you about the next chapter."
"What is going on now is the assessment chapter, followed by the Divine Forging Upgrade Chapter, the Candle Dragon Chapter, the Tower Defense Continent Chapter, the World Dream Space Chapter, the Second Level Upgrade Chapter, and the Playing World Chapter."
"Is love really just about writing a deduction world at the first level? With this progress, the author is still worried about the slow update of Dahei?"
"The author said that watching fights all the time will inevitably cause visual fatigue, and in the deduction world, because most readers have watched Dahei's videos, they already know what the plot is, so they have to create their own style and create various
There are not too many special worlds with different play methods, not only the deduction world, but also the native world."
"For example, Tower Defense Continent is completely different from the original world. Although fighting scenes are unavoidable, the plot and gameplay have completely different rules, including the role-playing world."
"What Paradise needs are elites. They can't just focus on the development of their own strength, but should develop in all aspects, but strength is the foundation of everything."
At this point, Chu Feng finally finished speaking. This paragraph is quite long.
"It seems that there are quite a lot of chapters to follow. Whether the author can stick to it is already a question."
"It has been three months and I haven't reached the second level yet. This development is really slow. However, thanks to the readers who have accompanied me all the way, although there are not many people, they can support the author to continue writing. But my time is actually
I am following the author of Chu, which I did not expect. I have been in the deduction world for about three months, and the author of Chu has also been updating for three months. Although I don’t know how long it will take, I will always become the strongest in the world.
One day."
"So, V I am 50, wait until I become the strongest in the world and lead you to great success!"
"Have you fallen to the point of telecom fraud?"
Author: "Can you be a pigeon? If you can't make any money, I will kill you tomorrow and become a eunuch. Is it okay to make money?"
"Oh? Are you saying that I am irresponsible to the fans? Do you look down on the fans? If you are a pigeon, do you look down on the fans? If you are a eunuch, do you look down on the fans? It turns out that you look down on the fans, and your connections are just like that.
, you are useless! There is no hope! You are useless!"
Author: "Don't be so arrogant! I'll update! Isn't it enough to update!?"
"The show will start next. I don't have much to do. Can I give you a lighter?" As he said that, Chu Feng picked up a lighter and put it in his mouth.
"Bang!"
"Are you really biting?" Lin Yi looked closer and saw that Chu Feng's mouth was wrapped in a purple energy, which was magic energy.
To say that the explosion of the lighter did not hurt Chu Feng at all, it was just to prevent the explosive debris from falling into his mouth.
"It's your turn to show off your talents, Lin Yi." Chu Feng spat out the remains of the lighter wrapped in magic energy and put the pressure on Lin Yi.
"Well, in the new year, I wish you all smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three Yangs prospering, four seasons of peace, five blessings coming, six and six fortunes, seven stars shining high, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine and ninety-nine concentric, perfect!"
"Oh, sure, I didn't expect you to be so educated?" Chu Feng raised his eyebrows, which has become his signature move.
"Hey, there is something called a browser."
"..."
"That's the last point. Let's read the comments. Just pick the latest ones, not paragraph comments."
"Reader Sichen: Haha, although I didn't look much behind, but I wanted to show my face (naughty expression)."
"You can't understand it without watching. As long as I'm still here and come back to see you often, I'll be satisfied."
"Reader Qingzhu Qianzhang: If the computer couldn't send emojis, I would have liked to brush it to level 200!!!!!"
"Thank you for your support. As the Chinese New Year is approaching recently, I have been really busy and there have been fewer updates (in fact, no updates at all)."
"Reader Qingzhu Qianzhang: Dahei has updated, you can continue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Speaking from the bottom of my heart)"
"I also want to write more, but my strength doesn't allow it (crying). PS: It's not that I want to miss the number of words, it's that he really put 15 exclamation points."
"Still the reader Qingzhu Qianzhang: Dad,..."
"Don't read comments like this!"
"...Then let's change to the next one, and then the reader Qingzhu Qianzhang: Dad!!!..."
"Don't read it out!"
"...Okay, reader Shen Mo Yulong: You actually called me Bao, do you have me in your heart?"
"Readers are all my treasures. PS: I am a male, I like women, and I don't engage in homosexuality. Please don't have any other ideas."
"Reader Deadchen: Finally updated."
"This novel won't make any money. I'll definitely update it again, but I can't guarantee the efficiency. After all, you have to eat."
"Then I would like to thank those friends who have been supporting the tipping. Although I didn't say it, I still remember it. Every time I see a reader tipping, no matter the amount, I will be extremely happy, even though I have already opened this book.
It’s free forever, but the reward is a kind of recognition for me, thank you. (Although the amount of the reward is less than 200, I can’t get the money, but at least my heart is appreciated)”
......
"So at the end, this chapter has come to an end."
"Actually, it's just that the author has nothing to say, right?"
"...Everyone knows that the author is a scumbag even if he doesn't tell the truth."
"Anyway, I wish all readers a happy day. I hope you can keep reading in the future. Thank you! Thank you to your whole family!"
"Are you sure the last sentence wasn't a curse? Hey!"
......
So here, I have nothing to say. There are enough words in this chapter. Finally, I wish all readers a Happy New Year!