Chapter 6 Stealing Chickens in the Middle of the Night
"Little bitch!"
"Old bitch!"
"I'll tear your bitch off today!"
Seeing Widow Feng rushing towards her like a tiger, Shancha ducked to the side.
Widow Feng's head hit the old tree behind Shancha with a "bang", and a hard lump the size of an egg came out of her forehead. She immediately sat down on the ground and howled miserably.
"Pooh!"
Shancha spat in her face, turned around and walked home, entered her yard, and waved to Li Xiaoshan who was chopping firewood, "Widow Feng's house has two roosters, let's go steal them back tonight.
Don’t take it home, send it to Xishan Langyan Cave, and we’ll take the soybeans up the mountain to eat meat tonight.”
Li Xiaoshan's eyes widened, "Did Widow Feng bully you?"
"How dare she, a bitch, bully my aunt."
Mrs. Chen, who came to deliver food, happened to hear the words of the two people and sighed helplessly. The three children lost their parents when they were five or six years old. Their relatives hid far away, so the three children lived together.
Some bastards who bully the weak and fear the strong bully three children without parents. If the three children cannot be beaten, they will curse. If they are older, whoever bullies them will either kill them or steal other people's things. They have become a gangster.
A well-known ruffian in the village.
"Camellia, you and Douhua are both eldest daughters. In a year or two, it will be time to find your husband's family. You'd better change your temper!"
"Grandma Chen, I have two men now, so why should I look for my husband's wife?" Shancha smiled mischievously and approached Granny Chen, "I heard from the villagers that they always give you tofu at the right time. Do you want to be in a drama?
You mean scoring twice?"
"You damn girl, if you dare to act so careless, I will break your legs." Mrs. Chen pinched two handfuls of camellia and said, "You three idiots, go up the mountain to collect more firewood and come back.
Your grandma brought over some beans, and I'll make some soybean paste for you and stuff it in a vat. When there's no food, you can just eat the steamed buns."
Shancha looked at the beans in the basin, reached out and pulled twice, and pulled out a red soul-killing talisman. He put it into his pocket and took Li Xiaoshan and Douhua up the mountain.
The three of them had just arrived at the corner of the mountain when they saw Li Zhaodi crawling toward the village like a dog. Li Xiaoshan laughed out loud, "Aunt Zhang, what are you doing?"
"My ankle is sprained, Xiao Shanzi. Go back to the village and call your Uncle Zhang and ask him to come and carry me home."
Li Xiaoshan originally didn't want to talk to her, but Shancha pushed him and said, "Go back to the village and call for help! Douhua and I went up the mountain to collect firewood."
Li Xiaoshan walked towards the village with a dark face. Shancha knew that Li Zhaodi had a bad face every time he saw her, so he pulled Douhua and walked towards the mountain.
The two of them carried firewood three times before Mrs. Chen said it was enough. The three of them gathered around the pit and roasted a few potatoes to fill their stomachs. Seeing that it was getting dark, they greeted Mrs. Chen and went out.
door.
The three gangsters walked around the village several times until every house turned off the lights, and then they got into the yard of Widow Feng's house. The three gangsters were veterans of sneaking around.
He took out two hemp ropes, tied two nooses, and put them on the necks of the two roosters. Li Xiaoshan strangled the rooster's neck tightly, and Camellia and Douhua pressed the rooster's wings.
After a minute or two, the two roosters died. Li Xiaoshan took out a handful of wolf feathers from his pocket and threw them into the chicken coop. He picked up the two roosters and walked towards the West Mountain with camellia and bean curds.
After arriving at the cave, Shancha took out a gourd from his pocket and asked Li Xiaoshan to cut the rooster's neck and put the chicken blood into the gourd.
Douhua was also a good worker and quickly lit up a fire. Li Xiaoshan went to the stream to clean up the two roosters, stuffed two handfuls of herbs into the chickens' bellies, took them back to the cave and roasted them on the fire.
Half an hour later, Mrs. Chen also came to Langyan Cave with Soybean and Bai Shushan in her arms.
Shancha saw that several people had eaten and drank enough, so she sent them down the mountain first. She came to Beipo Mountain alone. In order to divorce the marriage, Shancha also spent a lot of money, took out a handful of incense from the package and lit it.
Insert it next to the old grave.
"Old zombie, come out quickly. I have something to discuss with you."
Xuanyuan Li was sitting in the underground palace drinking wolf blood, when Huang Youfu, the manager, jumped in and said, "Your Majesty, the princess has come to Beipo Mountain. She doesn't recognize the door and is standing beside an old tomb shouting!"
Xuanyuan Li's face darkened, "Don't talk nonsense, she is not a princess, don't pay attention to her."
Huang Youfu's zombie face twitched, "Your Majesty, my husband went to the Earth Temple to ask for this marriage talisman. Regardless of whether the prince recognizes it or not, in the marriage book of Hades, this girl is your princess.
The servant asked Zhang Laosan to find out that if he wanted to dissolve the engagement, both the man and the woman must go to the earth temple to burn the inscriptions and wait for the approval of the underworld before the engagement can be terminated.
My lord, the people in the Ninth Prince's Palace have all turned into zombies. Their souls are sealed in the corpses. They have not been reincarnated in the underworld for more than a thousand years. The underworld has given them escape souls.
Going to the Tutu Temple to break off the engagement is tantamount to throwing yourself into a trap. If the prince really dislikes this girl, let Ah Si deal with her.
As long as this girl goes to the underworld and is reincarnated, this engagement will be void."
Guard Zhang Da was a man with an upright character. He looked at Huang Youfu with contempt and said, "Eunuchs are vicious, and this woman is also an innocent person. If you open your mouth, you will take someone's life. You are not afraid of letting the prince take the blame." Zhang Da
After scolding Huang Youfu, he took a few steps forward and said, "Your Majesty, when my subordinates went to the village to look for the jade pendant, they found someone to find out that Camellia Girl was an orphan with a poor background.
If the prince doesn't like the camellia girl, he doesn't need to pay attention to her and just treat her as a useless concubine.
Concubine Yun is a kind-hearted person, and she would not mind if the prince marries another woman."
Hearing Zhang Da mention Concubine Yun, Xuanyuanli's eyes flashed with sadness, "Can you find the jade pendant?"
Zhang Da shook his head, "Ah Si is leading people to search in the village."
Huang Youfu was also a thick-skinned man. He was scolded a few times but didn't take it seriously. He came over again and said, "Your Majesty, it's very strange to say that the jade pendant keeps chasing the princess.
Is this jade pendant going to the princess again? Do you think it is still looking for the princess...?"
Before Huang Youfu could finish speaking, Xuanyuan Li had already rushed out of the underground palace and came to the edge of the tomb. He saw the ugly woman sitting on the edge of the tomb with her legs crossed, picking her teeth with a branch. Her posture was similar to that of picking her teeth.
The action is simply unsightly.
Seeing the zombie husband suddenly appear, Shancha was so frightened that his hands shook and he stabbed his gum until it bled. He was about to open his mouth to curse, but then he remembered that he was here for a divorce, not a fight, so he stood up with a grin on his face.
, with this smile, drops of blood dripped from the corners of his mouth, which looked scarier than an evil ghost.
Xuanyuan Li was so frightened that he took a few steps back, "Don't come over here!"
Shancha thought to herself that she was the reincarnation of the Heavenly Master? Why are the zombies so afraid of her? "I want to discuss something with you. We are not bastards who fell in love with each other because they looked at mung beans."