Taste the indifference in the ordinary, realize the ethereal in the indifference, sit in an open-air teahouse, watch the people coming and going on the street, listen to the vendors selling their goods, Xiao Chen suddenly feels that everything is so real and vivid.
How many people in this world are always pursuing the extraordinary and never settle for the ordinary, but what do they get after being exhausted physically and mentally?
Perhaps nature and plainness are the truth. Looking at the bustling crowd, Xiao Chen tasted the tea with a faint fragrance and felt that the life of ordinary people was really fulfilling.
A guy of medium height, fairly handsome in appearance, but extremely vulgar in temperament, dressed in silk and satin, staggered over, his eyes like hooks glancing at the beauties passing by on the street from time to time.
When he came to Xiao Chen's table, he sat down next to it and stammered: "Brothers... you are pretty... you are leisurely and contented. "
Xiao Chen smiled and said, "Who are you?"
"Me, me, me, everyone... we are called...butcher, no no no no no, we are called butcher...specialist...professional householder. "
Xiao Chen's heart suddenly moved. He said nothing and looked at him with a smile.
This appearance was passable, but the extremely wretched guy looked around, his lustful eyes chasing the figure of the young woman on the street, and he poured a large cup of tea and drank it all without politeness.
"Have a good, good tea...this...this...this is definitely the best red...red...hongyan tea, it is said that it is a girl...qingqingqing...early morning facing the morning...the morning...the morning glow...
...Everything I collected... one by one... wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe..."
"A touch of bud!" A big man next to him roared like thunder, and said angrily: "I'll say it for you, I'm going to be choked to death by you!"
The extremely wretched and stammering guy nodded and said: "Yes... yes... yes... yes, just... just... yes, yes, yes... tell me about this!"
"It's bad luck... it's bad luck!" The big man stammered. Then he angrily shook his sleeves and stood up, saying: "If I hear you say a few more words, I'll either die of suffocation or be anxious to death!" The impatient big man walked away directly.
people.
"This person is not or ... no ... no matter, repair ... cultivation ... Mrs. Mrs. ... too bad!" Instead, the guy who claimed to be a professional house Tuhu showed a contempt.
Looking at the back of the big man leaving, but paired with his vulgar look. It's really a bit nondescript.
"Yes, yes, yes... right?" As he said that, he turned around and asked the people around him.
As a result, everyone around him quickly drank their tea and left. Listening to him talk was really torture, and it felt like he could never get out of his heart.
"Why...why...all of them...run away...run away?" The wretched guy stood up, trying to save him.
"Come on, come on, come on... I'm suffocated to death by you!" The last man who looked like a foreign minister threw away his sleeves angrily and left.
"Mrs., ma'am... ma'am... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." The wretched guy slapped the table angrily and said, "No, no, no, no, no... no cultivation. No, no, no, no... no cultivation, no
No...no morals!"
"Gudonggudong"
This guy directly grabbed the teapot and poured it into his mouth like a whale sucking a cow's drink. He was clearly drinking tea. He was clearly pouring water and wiping the tea flowing from the corner of his mouth. He turned to Xiao Chen and said: "You, you, you...
...Tell me about it...right? Brother, brother..."
Xiao Chen was really amused by this guy. He was not anxious at all. When he heard the last word, he seemed to be unable to spit it out. He smiled and said: "Don't call me brother, I'm sure he's not as old as you. "
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" The stammering guy gasped and said angrily: "Brother...brother..."
"Stop barking. "
"I, I, I...I didn't scream! I, I, I...I was talking about...talk about, brother...brother...brother!" The obscene stutterer slapped the table and finally said it out.
The word "buddy" was added.
"Brother, do you have a problem with me?" Xiao Chen called for a pot of tea again and poured a cup for Stuttering. He poured another cup for himself.
"I, I, I... have all... said it all, I, I, I am... yes, I am a tiger slaughterer... exclusively, exclusively... professional!" After stuttering obscenely, the old god actually stopped talking.
, seemed to be waiting for Xiao Chen to ask questions, looking around on the street with a pair of peach blossom eyes.
Xiao Chen thought this guy was very interesting. He had nothing to do and was in no hurry. He was sipping tea leisurely and watching people coming and going on the street.
The two of them drank tea like this for an hour. After three pots of tea were served, no one said anything.
After an hour and a half, the wretched stammer couldn't bear it anymore and said: "You, you... you are so... so boring, you haven't said a word for half a day, your wife is so... so boring."
Bored!"
"Wasn't I waiting for you to say it?"
"Ping Ping Ping Ping... I usually...don't...don't...others are being suffocated by me...and they're suffocated to death! Today, I, I, I...I, I, I...I'm almost suffocated by you to death!"
Xiao Chen never expected that the wretched stutter in front of him was actually a member of the mainland's number one killer organization, "300 Million Bounty".
"You are a killer, but you dare to be exposed to the sun. Aren't you afraid that your career as a killer will end?"
"That, that, that...that is...an ordinary killer! Me, me, me...who am I? I am, yes, yes...I am the future killer to the supreme...supreme!" The stutterer in front of him was very conceited and spoke without shame.
: "I, I, I...I am a...killer, kill,kill...killer under the sun! There can be...ordinary people's lives, but I, I, I...are unique!"
A strange killer named Jin Sanyi. He proudly named himself after the three characters in the killer organization's "Bounty Three Hundred Million". He stammered and could not tell the depth of his strength. He could only be seen as extremely vulgar and without any murderous intent.
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Suddenly, Xiao Chen remembered that two years ago, there was a killer named Jin Sanyi, the seventh son of the head of the Hu family in the southern wilderness, who was also the second husband of Hai Yunxue who had just finished worshiping Tiandi.
Killed?
"It's you." Xiao Chen laughed.
The killer organization "300 Million Bounty" has existed for endless years, and it can be said that it has deep grievances with the Hu family in China. According to legend, the first-generation killer supreme once assassinated the ancestor of the Hu family, and the old white tiger Holy Emperor almost died at that time.
Since then, the grievances between the two parties have been entangled.
Jin Sanyi stared straight at a woman who was wearing scantily attire and passing by on the street. His soul was almost taken away, but he still absent-mindedly stammered: "Brother...brother,
Think about it...remember who I am? Weiwei...the future killer supreme!"
Xiao Chen wanted to laugh but couldn't. This wretched guy actually wanted to become the Supreme Killer... But it's hard to say if you think about it carefully. Nothing is absolute. Jin Sanyi seems to be really not simple.
"Okay, hurry up and find some paper and pen. You can't explain it clearly even if you talk like this for two hours. "
Very skillfully, Jin Sanyi quickly took out a slate from the package behind his back.
"Let's work together to kill that big tiger." Jin Sanyi quickly carved a line of writing on the stone slab.
It can be seen that he often communicates with people like this, and he is very skilled at it.
"We should have taken out the slate a long time ago." Xiao Chen cursed. Then he looked at him with a smile and said, "Can the two of us deal with a demigod?"
brush
With a wipe of his hand, the writing on the slate turned into dust and fell, and another line of writing appeared: "The two of us are almost there. If we add that Dugu Sword Demon, the three of us can behead him. What are demigods? Each of us."
Expand your magical power, that’s just a seriously sick cat. "
"This matter needs careful consideration. But..." At this point, Xiao Chen looked at this wretched guy and said, "How can I believe that you are Jin Sanyi?"
In an instant, a breath of death burst out, and the cold murderous aura immediately caused the old man selling tea to faint.
"okay!"
No need to test too much, this is definitely the unique aura of a killer.
"Brother, brother...brother, we have decided, we, we, we...we will kill the tiger together one by one!"
"Okay, it's a deal!"
At this time, there was a commotion on the street in the distance. Many pedestrians ran there, and some women and children even ran back in panic.
Xiao Chen called a child into the teahouse. He gave him two gold coins and asked: "What happened to the little brother?"
"Cow...the Bull Demon King is here. Grandma said it's the bull head in the bull's head and the horse's face. It's here to capture people's souls. "
"Hu Hu Hu Hu... Nonsense, Guang Guang Guang... How can there be a bull's head and a horse's face in broad daylight?" Jin Sanyi's eyes widened.
"Really, that Bull Demon King is very powerful. He has defeated many cultivators, and he even wants to imprison a soul named Xiao Pianshui. "
Xiao Chen let the child go and said to the bounty of 300 million: "Go and have a look. "
A bustling crossroads. A little fat man who looked very honest and honest. He was born with two huge horns, which really looked like the rebirth of a kind-hearted version of the Bull Demon King. Next to it was a big flag with a line of big words: Challenge Xiao Shishui.
"This guy..." Xiao Chen didn't expect that Niu Ren would come to Yindu and use this method to find him.
He must have known about the battle a few days ago. He could hide the Lingxi Sword Wave and the Perfect Aquarius Seal from others, but he couldn't hide it from the little fat man. He was also proficient in many magical skills. He must have guessed that Xiao Pianshui was Xiao Chen.
"What, old enemy?" Jin Sanyi said with a smile: "I, I, I... let's help you deal with it. "
"Need not. "
However, it was too late to speak. Jin Sanyi, who looked extremely insignificant, disappeared out of thin air in an instant. Xiao Chen was also shocked at such a speed.
Ahead, Niu Ren under the banner seemed to have sensed something. He instantly rose into the air, and a huge demonic cow appeared behind him. The black cow body like a hill made people feel frightened, and it had an indescribable aura.
magic.
With a roar, the huge demonic bull swooped down, causing the street below to collapse.
"boom"
Jin Sanyi's figure appeared, and then retreated away. The huge demon cow also retreated with one blow, and returned behind Niu Ren.
"Oh my god, what a bull devil!"
"What a ghost! A bull's head was born in the middle of a bull's head and a horse's face. "
Many women and children cried and fled into the distance, while the brave ones and some practitioners watched curiously not far away.
Jin Sanyi silently retreated to Xiao Chen's side and said: "This, this, this... this tauren is very... not simple. "
"You are the tauren, and your family is the tauren!" Niu Ren had already landed on the ground. The huge demonic bull hid itself in his body. He shattered the flag with one palm and strode over.
Seeing Xiao Chen, the little fat man immediately burst into laughter. But when he saw Jin Sanyi, his chubby cheeks immediately turned red again.
"We are all our own people, let's talk somewhere else." Xiao Chen hurriedly pulled the two of them out of the crowd and left here.
It wasn't until he was far away that Xiao Chen said, "I didn't expect you to come out so soon. Where is the black dragon?"
"It's in the mountains outside Yindu. I have to come out early." At this point, the little fat man was extremely frustrated and said in annoyance: "The horns on the head are growing faster and faster, and now... wu wu... take the knife
It can’t be chopped off. Those grandpas and grandmas said that this is a good thing. No matter if you get rid of it, I will come out and look around. Try to see if there is any way to make it smaller. "
Niu Ren looked like he was about to cry without tears.
"Really can't cut it?" He stuttered wretchedly, and rarely spoke smoothly. His eyes were shining, and he stretched out one hand towards the horn. He laughed and said: "It's really a good material for making a dagger. "
"Stay there, you wretched stammerer." Niu Ren pushed him away and patted a pair of two-foot-long black horns with great annoyance.
"Let nature take its course." Xiao Chen comforted him.
The little fat man was an optimist. He quickly forgot about the problem of the horns and said to Xiao Chen excitedly: "Brother Giushui, do you know why I came to Yindu? There are old acquaintances of ours here, do you still remember Liu Ruyan?"
She is in Chenyuluoyan Palace, and it is said that she has an irreversible friendship with the Flower Emperor there. "
Niu Ren could not reveal Xiao Chen's identity in front of Jin Sanyi, but he could deliver the news without any trouble.
"Chen Chen Chen... Chen Yu... Luo Luo Luo Luo... Luoyan Palace?" Upon hearing this, Jin Sanyi's pair of peach blossom eyes immediately bloomed with two dazzling rays of light.
"Shen, Shen, Shen, you are so big. It's hard to say that. Is that a place for men to go? Is that a place for a wretched guy like you to go?" Niu Ren didn't like Jin Sanyi no matter what.
"Niu Niu Niu...Tauren...you you you...don't don't don't don't...don't accept it. If you don't believe it, let's give it a try?"
"You are so small, you are so wretched that my master won't kiss me and my uncle won't love you. Why don't you give it a try? Even if you go there, you'll be beaten out with a broom. It's not just a place where you can go if you have money. "
"I, I, I, I... I despise you! I, I, I..." At this point, Jin Sanyi was so anxious that he took out the slate and carved words quickly, otherwise he would be suffocated to death.
"If we don't take action and compare who is the real man, let's go to Shen Yu Luo Yan Palace. My 300 Million Great Master is still thirteen men in one night..."
"Bah, you perverted guy, you can't cry for more than thirteen seconds." Although the little fat Niu Ren looks innocent, he has a very powerful mouth.
Xiao Chen laughed heartily, letting them bicker, and said: "Let's go to Shenyu Luoyan Palace. "
Chenyuluoyan Palace is really like a royal palace. It covers an extremely wide area. From a distance, it looks like a continuous heavenly palace. You can imagine that their hands and eyes can reach the sky. Otherwise, how could they be allowed to build such a palace in Yindu?
People who come in and out here are either rich or noble. If you walk into a VIP palace, you may see a famous figure in Yindu.
Walking along the white marble stairs and walking into the majestic hall in the middle, you can see the utmost luxury, carved beams and painted buildings, resplendent in gold and jade.
At this time, it was almost evening, and the crystal lanterns swayed with dreamlike brilliance, making the beautiful buildings and jade buildings even more dreamlike.
In front of the tall screen, a pair of jade vases are two meters high. They are shining green and crystal clear. You can tell at a glance that they are priceless treasures.
And on one wall, there are poems inscribed by the peerless swordsman Li Bai himself. They are definitely not comparable to fakes. The writing is iron hooks and silver strokes, vigorous and powerful.
, the sword connotes poetic essence.
A flower girl who was in charge of reception in the front hall came in with a veil, followed by several young and beautiful women of different races.
The women of the Western tribe have snow-white skin, as smooth and smooth as stasis, and are graceful and tall. Their long golden hair is as bright as a ray of eternal sunshine. The women of the Eastern tribe have black hair like waterfalls, bright eyes and white teeth, and slender necks, which are charming and charming.
, the curves are extremely graceful. The fox girl of the barbarian tribe is charming and charming. A glance at Jin Sanyi's peach blossom eyes makes Jin Sanyi's peach blossom eyes straighten. The furry fox tail curls slightly...
Eight girls, all of different races, are all very charming, with smiles that are so enchanting that they will kill you.
"Haha... Here are some distinguished guests." Hua Xiang smiled tenderly and ushered in with eight girls.
Niu Ren murmured in a low voice: "Why are you still covering your face? Don't you want others to see you?"
Jin Sanyi took out the slate and quickly carved the handwriting: "I despise you, I don't understand this. It turns out that I am a young girl. This is called half-covering, and I can't speak. What I want is this style..."
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Niu Ren was ridiculed and said: "When Mr. Niu was messing around, you, a wretched man, didn't know where you were spying on women taking a bath. Save your energy, I don't need you to introduce me." At this point, the little fat man seemed to think of something,
Said: "I heard that Dugu Sword Demon is also in Yindu. It will be very interesting if a cold guy comes here. "
Hearing what he said, Xiao Chen chuckled and said, "I just have something to discuss with him. You have a good idea." He turned to the flower girl and said, "Can you help me here?
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"Of course there is no problem. The distinguished guests who come here are ancestor gods to us." Hua Xiangqiao said with a smile.
Niu Ren saw that Xiao Chen really went to invite Dugu Sword Demon, and imagined that the cold and heartless guy came to such a place, he suddenly laughed. Then, as if he remembered something, he said: "I heard that Yan Xiaoniu also
She has come to Yindu, she is a stunning beauty in the world, why not brother Shui Shui also invite her here. "
Hua Xiang covered her mouth and laughed, and the eight charming girls behind her also laughed coquettishly, thinking that this little fat guy was such a bastard for wanting to bring a woman with him to a place like this.
At this time, Niu Ren discovered that the wretched man Jin Sanyi was sneering at him. At the same time, he felt cold lights shooting towards him from the street behind him.
Turning around to look, who is that if not Yan Qingcheng?
Yan Qingcheng, A Bing, and the third princess Yin Ying happened to be passing by here. Because Shen Yuluoyan Palace is so famous, the three princesses had no choice but to introduce them when they passed here.
When Yan Qingcheng saw the little fat man's face, he covered his mouth with his hands in surprise. His anger temporarily subsided, and he muttered to himself: "A bull's head...how did he become a bull's head?"
She remembered this hateful little fat man very clearly. This naive guy on Dragon Island was not a fuel-efficient lamp.
"Little girl Yan...oh, no, hello, little sister Yan. I haven't seen you for several years. Your style is even better than before. You are so graceful and unparalleled. You are so charming. You are a fairy descending from heaven to earth. I feel pity for you when I see you. Let heaven
The sun and moon are eclipsed..." Niu Ren praised self-righteously.
"Whoosh!" A golden hairpin flew over, interrupting his words. Yan Qingcheng's face turned red and she looked at the people angrily.
"Yanyan...Yanyan...Yanyan...you are so beautiful!" Not to be outdone, the wretched man Jin Sanyi opened his mouth to praise, but he couldn't say the word "girl" in the three words "Miss Yan".
, was directly ignored by him, but fortunately the rest of the conversation went smoothly.
However, in this case, the meaning is different. Instead of calling her Miss Yan, she seems to be calling her by the nickname "Yan Yan" in an intimate way. Yan Qingcheng was so angry that her cheeks were red, and she wanted to grab this wretched guy and beat her up.
She was standing on the street gnashing her teeth, and she was actually being teased by three guys who were visiting a romantic place. It was really annoying.
"Ah..." I wanted to call Ah Bing, but the wretched man stuttered again: "Bingbing... Bingbing... Bingbing, you are beautiful too!"
It was like shouting nicknames in an intimate manner, and Ah Bing also changed his color in anger.
"Eunuch...father-in-law...father-in-law..." Jin Sanyi's face turned red, but he couldn't pronounce the word "lord" in "lord". He pointed at the third princess, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Eunuch...you too
Beautiful!”
The third princess was furious and woke up at the same time. She could only laugh or cry.
Everyone on the path laughed. In the main hall, Hua Xiang and the eight girls had already shed tears of laughter.
Xiao Chen laughed in his heart and sighed: Talent!
Niu Ren shook his head, squatted on the ground with laughter and started beating the ground.