Liu Dazhu staggered when Ou Xuemei pushed him, and with a pop, he fell upside down into the water like a green onion.
I'll go for it.
Liu Dazhu fell into the river and drank a sip of water. He was so panicked that he hurriedly grabbed his hands, trying to catch something to save his life. Unexpectedly, he grabbed Ou Xuemei who had just sat down.
"Ahhhh..."
Feeling a hand in the water, Ou Xuemei was so frightened that she waved her hands and shouted randomly.
They all say that there are water ghosts in the water, but I didn’t expect that there are also turtles and this grass in the water.
Ou Xuemei stood in the water up to her waist. She was so frightened that she spread her legs and slapped the water randomly with her hands.
At this time, Liu Dazhu was in the water, screaming at the sky and the earth. As soon as he lay down in the water, he was pressed down by something soft. Now he can't move. He only feels something molded on his hand.
When I thought about it, I couldn't get up, so Ou Xuemei happened to sit down underneath me.
Liu Dazhu lay down in the water backwards, while Ou Xuemei was so frightened that she jumped down directly. This was in the water, so Ou Xuemei didn't know that she had trapped the person she wanted to save in the water, which was harmful to her.
Liu Dazhu opened his hand and grabbed it randomly.
"Ah ah ah, what is it? Help..."
Ou Xuemei had never encountered a water ghost in the water. She thought Li Dazhu had been captured by the water ghost, and what was under her now was a monkey in the water.
Ou Xuemei wanted to climb onto the shore and escape, but the water was slippery and there was a person between her legs, so she was too frightened to escape.
At this time, Liu Dazhu was not lustful at all, but he couldn't escape even if he wanted to. The person in the water was already in a panic. Now that he was caught by Ou Xuemei, he became even more anxious. He grabbed Ou Xuemei indiscriminately.
There was nothing left, and then I couldn't stand it anymore, so I stood up with a strong force.
"Pfft, woo woo woo..."
Ou Xuemei was sitting on top of him. Liu Dazhu stood up and completely overturned Ou Xuemei into the water, with her upper body still exposed.
"Hmm? Where are the people?"
Liu Dazhu finally stood up, breathing in the fresh air and wiping the water on his face and hair.
Seeing that there was no one on the water or on the shore, Liu Dazhu stood in the water and was stunned. Who was sitting on his head just now? Why is there nothing now?
Just when Dazhu was stunned for a while, two legs popped out of the water, swaying up and down in the river, and floated downstream.
The person I strangled was a man. Who was it? Who also fell into the river like me.
Liu Dazhu didn't have time to think about it, he plunged into the water again, swam hard towards the other side, grabbed one of the legs that was still exposed on the water, pulled him over and hugged the person in the water.
"Xuemei, is this you Xuemei?"
Liu Dazhu was frightened and hurriedly picked her up.
"Oh, grunt, grunt, grunt..."
As soon as she came out of the water, Ou Xuemei spit out the water. She was so frightened that she drank a lot of water from the river.
At this time, her hair was completely spread out, hanging in front of her face like a female ghost, and she couldn't even see her face. Liu Dazhu was stunned and didn't know how she fell into the water.
"Xuemei, what's wrong with you?" Dazhu pushed aside Ou Xuemei's hair and saw a face that was pale with fright, with tears already flowing down his face.
"Ah ah ah, wu wu wu..." Ou Xuemei was really frightened. She lay on Liu Dazhu's shoulder and started crying. She didn't care that she was still in the river now, and she just hugged Liu Dazhu and didn't dare to let go. , for fear of being washed away by water again.
"Stop shouting, it's okay. Look at you, you're all wet..."
Dazhu looked at Ou Xuemei's neat skirt, which was now in a mess due to the water, and couldn't help but feel sorry for her.
At this time, Ou Xuemei calmed down a little, but her hand still held him tightly and refused to let go. The frightened woman had turned into a frightened bird.
Liu Dazhu was also very stubborn. His hand suddenly grasped the wrong place, and then he realized that something was wrong. It seemed that she was not wearing any underwear. Liu Dazhu was so frightened that it was too late to pull his hand away.
"you……"
He moved his hand, and Ou Xuemei suddenly felt it. She exclaimed and threw it away with her palm raised.
With a "pop..." sound, Ou Xuemei's hand slapped Liu Dazhu in the face with water splashing all over his face.
This was the second time Liu Dazhu was slapped by a woman. This time he felt that he was wrong. After all, he shouldn't hold on to that place. It was so inappropriate. Even Liu Dazhu wanted to slap him. Is this something that humans do?
"Liu Dazhu, I hate you so much..."
Ou Xuemei ran frantically towards the shore, no longer afraid of the splashing water. In fact, the water in this place was not very deep. Ou Xuemei walked towards the shore with difficulty, climbed onto the shore and wanted to escape.
Just after landing on the shore, Ou Xuemei realized something was wrong and immediately pulled back.
Damn it, the river water was really not human. Even her shorts were washed away. At this time, her skirt was rolled up by the water. Just when Ou Xuemei ran up, she felt a sudden coolness, which made her blush. Naked squatted into the water again.
At this time Liu Dazhu reacted and ran over to apologize.
"Xuemei, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you. It's my fault. I was anxious just now and was afraid that you would drink the water, so I touched you. Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding..."
Walking to Ou Xuemei's side, Liu Dazhu explained desperately that this time he was indeed too ungrateful. He must apologize when it is time to apologize. This is his principle and bottom line as a human being. He must never do things he shouldn't do. .
"Say it again..."
Ou Xuemei was so angry that she didn't expect this bastard to dare to tell her what happened in the water just now.
Originally, everything happened underwater, and everyone just tacitly agreed, but she didn't expect this guy to want to say it out loud. Ou Xuemei's face turned red with embarrassment, and she was so angry that she wanted to kick him again, but her feet were cold at this time. , she didn’t dare to stand up.
"I, I won't say it anymore, I won't say it anymore..." Liu Dazhu is a bastard. He can't guess what's going on in a woman's heart with these things, so she can only keep company with her.
"You, take off your clothes right now." Ou Xuemei pointed at him and shouted.
"What? Take it off right here? Isn't that bad?"
Looking at Ou Xuemei squatting in the water, Liu Dazhu was shocked. What does she want to do? Let me take off her clothes and bathe in the river with her? This is too high-profile. It's broad daylight. If it's night, Liu Dazhu plans to sacrifice himself. never mind.
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Take off..."
Ou Xuemei was so angry that she trembled as she spoke. Did this person really not understand or did he pretend not to understand? Her skirt was so short and her inner clothes disappeared without a trace. How dare she not be surrounded by his clothes at this time? Ashore?
"Okay, I'm obedient."
He felt that he was wrong this time, so Liu Dazhu accepted the punishment, thinking that he would not suffer any loss, so he looked at the shore and found that no one was coming, so he took off his coat and then squatted down to take off his coat.
Pants.
"Ah ah ah, you, what do you want to do? You are busy..."
Seeing that he was still continuing, Ou Xuemei was so frightened that she covered her eyes, her face already as red as azaleas.
"I, I..." Dazhu was depressed. He couldn't take off his clothes, and he was scolded if he didn't take off his clothes. This really violated her royal law.
But this time he really went too far, so he still held back his anger. Looking at Ou Xuemei who was squatting there and not daring to stand up, Liu Dazhu hesitated and didn't know what to say.
"Asshole, give me the clothes..."
"For you?" Dazhu didn't understand why she wanted her clothes, but looking at her squatting, he suddenly figured it out.
"Oh oh oh, I know, here it is, hehehehe..."
At this time, Liu Dazhu smiled naively, threw his clothes to her, stood in the water, grabbed his wet hair, and stood there shirtless in a daze.
Ou Xuemei was really speechless. This bastard, I don't know if he is really stupid or pretending to be stupid. Sometimes he is so smart, but sometimes he is so unreliable. If I had known it would be like this, I would have let him drown and ended up saving people by herself.
Ou Xuemei regretted that she couldn't save her and made such a big mistake.
When Ou Xuemei squatted in the water and wrapped Liu Dazhu's clothes around the outside of her skirt, she stood up.
"You, go up there and see if anyone is there." Ou Xuemei ordered Liu Dazhu after wrapping herself up.
"Okay, okay, I'm going to investigate."
Liu Dazhu was very sensible at this time and knew that Ou Xuemei was worried about being seen, so he jumped on the bluestone and ran towards the shore like a monkey.
Standing under the willow tree, Liu Dazhu squatted with his hands folded, looked around, and then waved to Ou Xuemei in the river.
"Quick, no one is here, come up quickly."
Seeing him waving, Ou Xuemei immediately hugged Gao Gao with both hands and ran up from the water.
"Let's go, I'll explore the way ahead." This time Dazhu knew what to do and took the initiative to run to see the situation.
"You, take that for me..." Ou Xuemei put on her shoes, but it felt a little inappropriate for her to wear wet socks with her naked here, so she asked Liu Dazhu to take them back for her.
"Oh, okay." Dazhu didn't think much and ran over, holding her wet socks in his hands. Ou Xuemei hurriedly followed him towards the clinic. (To be continued)